This one cost me alot of money
>Be me 19
>Virgin , skinny
>Meet cute petite girl 8/10
>She's a weeb , nothing too bad
>She's extremely fond of this anime: Hunter x Hunter
>Watch , trying to impress her
>Am forced to talk with her about it everyday
>Feel like i'm close to losing my virginity , i got this
At this point i had arguments with my parents because i wanted a tattoo (Remember this)
>finally get to meet her friends
>1 looks like the Main character of HxH
>Ohhellno.jpg
>Crush starts to show her Hisoka wig
>They want me to join their Hxh cosplay group , they want me to dress as Chrollo
>Crush tells me that when i take his tattoo thingy she would suck me off
>Did it , cost me 100 bucks (I was desperate)
>Bought his whole outfit 1000 bucks
>She's proud of me but doesn't want to suck me of
>Turns out she got a Bf the same week i took the tattoo
>Still wanted to get her , even wore my cosplay too school
>Got bullied and eventually expelled for making a creepshot (Did it too obvious)
My mom didn't know about the tattoo yet , i slept 1 week at the weeb house
>Return home
>Mom sees my tattoo
>beats the living shit out of me
>Kicks me out of the house
>Only got my cosplay clothes left
>Lived on the streets for 4 days straight
>tfw i became pic related
What is the tattoo and where is it?
Is it that thing on your forehead?
>>29192423
Yeah
They also wanted me to get a tattoo on my entire back , glad i refused
You should have started a band of assassins with some toughguys and traveled the world
Stupid norm
>>29192452
I hated the character and the series , why would i do that?
>>29192471
Because you'd be infamous and rich
>>29192502
I would be too beta to hire men and to make up plans
you did not get a fucking tatoo on your forehead becuase a girl jokingly said she would suck you off for it, right?
>>29192445
you got a permanent tattoo on your forehead in hopes of a girl blowing you
you deserve to live on the streets you fucking moron
>>29192399
you got a tattoo on your forehead from an anime to get a girl to suck your dick?
you should've come to /r9k/ first bro, we would've convinced you not to do it
>>29192557
>>29192555
You don't know the situation i was in
>>29192576
explain the situationthen
>>29192557
No, we wouldn't. You know the truth.
>>29192576
Also could you post a pic? How big is it? If it looks like pic related, you are pretty much fucked for life. You know nobody will employ you, right?
yeah post your pic op
>>29192646
Was in love
>>29192674
It's a bit bigger than pic
>>29192692
Got it lazered off
>>29192696
love is just a chemical in your brain
man you make me feel better about my life
thank you
i can't get a job but it's because i'm not qualified for anything, not because i have a fucking face tattoo
>>29192399
made me laugh out loud.
Good story OP
>>29192752
I am 100% sure its because you have a fucking tattoo on your forehead
>>29192768
i'm saying that i DON'T have a face tattoo.
OP won't have a job BECAUSE he has a face tattoo
>>29192768
>>29192752
Actually i have a little side story of that
>2nd day i got kicked out of house
>Smelled , hungry , and depressed
>Wasn't allowed back to the weebhouse thanks to my creepshot incident
>Was afraid i was never able to go back home
>Saw this ad from a supermarket asking for employees
>Actually went to the supermarket to apply for the job
>Had a 30 min interview
>I realised the manager was trying to keep from laughing
Pro tip never go to a interviewed dressed as an anime character
>>29192696
So you still have the tattoo?
Also I was in love too but I didn't do any dumb shit to get a bj.
>>29192885
No , i got rid off it
>>29192576
We do, get an escort next time you retard
>>29192399
You seriously can't make this shit up, oh fucking kek.
>>29192399
>mfw you fell for the Chrollo meme
You should of picked Hisoka, la.
>>29192399
nowhere near as bad as urs but ill give it a go
>think some dude best friend when in reality he never talks to me because he has super clingy gf
>see its his birthday tomorrow on fb
>need to prove myself and get him a present for some reason
>its 9:50
>shops close at 10
>literally sprint to shops
>make it all sweaty and smelly 2 mins before it closes
>buy him a five pound box of chocolates
>come in next day and give him present and tell him how grateful i am to have him as friend
>he awkwardly tries to decline but i insist he takes it
>talking to friend later that day shes says about how good birthday boy's party was
>pleasekillme.gif
>turns out he and about 5 other people (the people i sat with every lunch) went paint balling without me
>probably should of taken back the five quid chocolate box
>>29193021
Third wheel huh , i feel you
>>29192861
I think it was banter.
But yeh more likely that he was a regular shitposter make a mistake.
Still could be banter.
I think you don't get jobs due to the tattoo on your face man.
>>29192399
POST PIC OF TATTOO NOW!pls
pics of shens
dickbutt
That's amusing, there are Hisocuck threads on /r9k/ now as well?
>>29192399
post a picture of ur forehead .. or confirmed for shitty troll attempt.
