If you're British/Aussie/Irish/Welsh or anything similar to those then you CANNOT BE A ROBOT.
You already have an accent so all you have to do is get your teeth fixed, shower and buy a ticket to America and talk to any girl here and you're golden.
Its not a fucking meme. American girls give a guy an immediate +5 points if he has an accent.
accents are relative you fucking mongoloid
to other brits we dont have accents, to us you have an accent
you fucking idiot
>>29190975
I don't want to go to coonland to get birds you wanker I WANT A GF FROM HERE.
I HAVE A NAME WITH 1000 YEARS OF HISTORY WITHIN 50 MILES OF MY CURRENT LOCATION!
WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO ABANDON THE BONES OF MY ANCESTORS TO PICK UP TRASHY AMERIBLOBS???
Let's get back on topic to what matters here. Frogposting and roastie shaming.
>>29190975
do girls like scottish accents
asking for a friend
>>29190975
hold the fucking phone is this true? american girls would actually let me make sex at them just because of my accent, im a northerner btw
>>29190975
But if you're a man you cannot be alone unless it's by choice. Men have the awesome advantage of pursuing women.
yeah cause im so desperate for girls that im going to waste my money going to fucking burgerland
>>29191167
Depends on the girl, but it's possibly the sexiest among the English ones.
>>29192800
>this entire post
I'm not even a Scot.
>>29192800
guess its time to move to america
>>29190975
I want to say this isn't true but I think it is.
I am from bongland and I have KV friend who went with friends to the US and ended up making out with at least one girl while he was over there
>tfw foreign
>tfw have perfect american accent
>>29190975
Literally every nationality on earth gets an exotic bonus when going abroad. It doesn't make the pussy free, it just makes you more interesting than local men of similar levels of attractiveness. If you're fuck ugly and so autistic that you can barely even form a sentence you're not going to get women because of your race or accent. Women ALWAYS want Chad. They want British Chad, Australian Chad, Irish Chad. If it was a choice between one of them and American Chad sure they'd pick foreign Chad for the "experience" but if it's a difference between 6ft ripped American Chad and some scrawny stuttering brit you'd have to be delusional if you think they'd choose the brit.
>>29190975
Tfw black and have a scottish accent, two things that would be fine on their own but together create a mess
>>29190975
Russian migrant robot reporting
don't know what is your opinion on slavic accents, but people will only treat you like some novelty out of your group and will slowly get used to it. The only thing left after about 1-2 months is issues with communication.
It only annoyed me since I'd constantly get people (sometimes, even people that I've never met) come up to me out of nowhere asking me to say something in Russian or translate something for them.
>>29190975
Kek, the transatlantic accent. No bigger turn-off exists.
From experience, this is true. While travelling I tend to hook up with American girls all the time. In my year living overseas, I probably had sex with 35 American girls. I was a bit of shut in at home and since returning I've had a pretty long dry spell.
>>29195185
do you even know what the transatlantic accent is dumbass
>>29195645
Oh, it's some niche "who gives a fuck"-tier thing. Still, kids who move from Britain to America sound retarded.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i1w1HjzbIH
>>29195012
Demoman?
This comment was not original.
What does americans think of Scandinavian/Norwegian accents?
>>29196265
OP here. They love them. I promise. In fact maybe moreso bc its even more unique.
I said Brit type ones bc most girls have heard them but you may be luckier with a Norwegian one.