Femanons of /r9k/, explain how any of you privileged fucks can be robots when you can easily get betas to orbit you no matter how ugly you are, and have far more chances to be successful at life than any male.
Oh wait, ugly betas won't do, you only want Chad. All of you entitled shits should just die in a fire.
99% of "fembots" are fake ass bitches, true introverted and/or asocial shut-in girls are as rare as an autistic beta Chad. And none of you cunts are part of the 1%, that's for sure. Even if you STILL think you are somehow a fembot, explain how you think that your life is fucked up so you can get BTFO by any robot that knows how things truly work in this world.
I have no friends, have never been orbited and have been bullied all throughout my schooling. I'm incredibly ugly even though I'm not fat.
I remember one time in 2nd grade, Stacy and Chad pushed me and the ugly guy of the class together and shouted "they're so ugly they belong together!". And the guy shouted eww and pushed me to the ground to get away from me. I've literally been pushed into trash cans multiple times throughout my childhood.
Feels bad
>>29190834
Ugly is better than fat, be positive dickface.
>>29190834
It doesn't fucking matter if you're "ugly" or not if you're a female, desperate betas (a good chunk of the current world population) will STILL be after you. Fuck off fake fembot.
>>29190884
If rather be fat than ugly. I hate fat girls with pretty faces with every fibre of my being. I want to rip off their faces and sew it onto mine. THEY'RE FUCKING WASTING IT.
>>29190895
So where's my beta orbiters and friends then? I go to college and people still ignore me because I'm so ugly. No one wants to know me, much less orbit me. I can't even fathom having a loving friend group.
I was just in a thread where a "fembot" complained that she was fat, old, ugly and black. True fembot, right?Despite that she still found a younger and more attractive guy in her city who loves her and wants to marry her and have a family.
>>29190729
"Fembots" are just another example of what women do very well - invading male spaces so all the attention can be on THEM, so everyone can look at THEM. It's all about them.
You have to remember that I've gone on Skype before with a lot of these cunts, they are all very normal (and slutty) people when it was just me and them on webcam. They just want attention. Of course, you could also go on omegle and see them on webcam, but it's the same thing.
A good amount of them are quite attractive and had admitted to me on more than a few occasions that Chad Thundercock had sexually satisfied them. That's the life of a "fembot" - a dumb slutty cunt that invades male spaces for attention. It's all about them, and their vagina, and however much attention they can receive.
>>29190948
You have literally never even once tried in your entire life to actually do anything about your virginity and chances are that you're too much of an insecure loner for people to even aknowledge your presence. As pathetic as Elliot Rodger but with actual potential to get shit done because you have a vagina. Stop whining.
>>29191036
I've never had the urge to have sex. I've never been attracted to anyone. I feel asexual or something because sex is disgusting to me.
I don't care about losing my virginity, I'd only have sex to please a loving bf if I found one. Sex isn't anything in my world. I've literally never been loved by anyone. My parents divorced when I was fucking two and started new families. I'm just tossed around. I'd love to live any of your lives. My life fucking sucks. I haven't an hero'd yet because college gives me a purpose. After that idk what the fuck I'm gonna do.
And don't complain that "I'm whining" when the OP told me to explain why I'm here you dipshit.
>>29191143
You're not whining meaningfully which is the problem here. You think your life is shit because your parents got divorced and are "ugly", boo fucking hoo.
>>29191211
I haven't left the house since school ended. It's been two months. I haven't had a friend for 21 years. I've been bullied into my socially retarded state over the course of 12 years. I'm an asexual freak. I'm horrifying ugly. I've never had a meaningful relationship in my entire life. I browse 4chan for literally 8 hours a day.
Even the average robot has autistic friends. Girls have high standards for friends (from my experience) and it fucking sucks.
>>29191313
>Even the average robot has autistic friends
Internet friends at most. Your typical /r9k/ robot has zero physical friends and is far more fucked up than you. They might have been uneducated NEETs for years and you are still in college, yet you think that you have it hard.
If I knew you IRL I would probably befriend you or at least maintain a cordial attitude towards you, if it weren't for that horrible mentality of yours.
I dont think im a robot. My life is pretty great.
I just enjoy being here and i dont plan to leave.
You should understand that autistic manchild robots barely pass as human beings, and how would they when they don't even act like one? I always chuckle when you complain that fembots don't want you. *gasp* nobody does!
>having friends
>having online friends
If you have either you aren't a robot. And women attempt (keyword) to kill themselves so help on white or not horse swoops in long before they reach that point.
>>29190729
Whats actually required to be considered a robot at all ?Are there any hard parameters to it or does every poster have their own version of a "true robot" that has themselves in it?
>>29191609
This test helps, but in general remember the following:
>rarely leave the house, if they do it's for school or wageslavery, thus they can easily go weeks or months without leaving their house
>no physical friends, might have a few acquaintances he sometimes sees at most
>is a virgin and has never had any relationships before, at most he might have had some non-sexual physical contact with the other gender
>either too anxious or jaded (maybe both) to care about getting friends or relationships
If you meet these 4 criteria you're pretty much a confirmed robot unless you're a female.
Not saying I'm a robot but I've never been orbited by anyone. People just get uncomfortable around me and everyone wants a gf they feel they can just bee themselves around.
>>29191726
>female
>score of 52 even after the crazy bonus round
Does this prove that females can be robots? Robots BTFO?
>>29191726
Robot it is i just hope i dont kill my dog and end up deeper in the pit.
>>29192001
Post the finished test so we can judge you.
>>29192046
I miss counted it's actually 49. Feel free to check my numbers because I'm a retard.
Robots BTFO? Fembots undeniably real?
>>29192316
Oh shit, I forgot to highlight the "no significant autism" box. Fixed at 52.
>>29192316
You're not diagnosed with autism or depression, if you're in college you're definitely leaving the house on the regular and living a largely independent life. If you're in college you're also moving forward in life. Add 11 to that, you're 60 now and NOT a robot.
>>29192410
I haven't left the house since school ended. I commute to school and live in my parents basement.
This is current with my life for the past 2.5 months.
>>29192418
But do explain how you're not living as a largely independent person or moving forward in life. It just seems like you wanted to skip as many things as possible to desperate prove that you're a robot.
>>29190884
You can lose weight. You can't lose ugly. Plus there are people into fatties.
>>29192442
I'm not independent at all. Checking that box would be lying to myself. My parents drive me everywhere, I've never had a job or been grocery shopping on my own. I've never had to pay rent or provide for myself. How do I qualify? I would die or be the states problem if my parents kicked me out.
>>29191726
115...guess I'll be leaving now.
>>29191726
wtf??? how am I a chad??
>>29192654
115 guy here: Yeah, this list is kinda flawed. I mean, I'm kinda chubby and have never had a serious relationship (virgin as well). So...what gives?
>>29192654
>>29192701
Post charts. I don't get how anyone gets higher than cyborg and comes here.
>>29191726
Score of 100 yet 22 year old virgin living with parents. This test is flawed.
>>29192610
>>29192654
>>29192838
it's called failed normalfag
>>29190895
Just because you're desperate for someone, anyone, doesn't mean you have anything to offer. Oh, you'll overlook me not being 10/10 if I give you some pussy? How generous of you.
>>29190948
why not be my friend? but hey let me guess, you will just ignore me like "fembots" usually do so they can continue pretending to be lonely right?
>>29192971
This. Even if I wanted to, the "fembot" that has been posting since the start of the thread wouldn't want to befriend me.
I'm dating a chad right now, but my last (and first) boyfriend was such a fucking beta.
I'm talking
>250 pounds at least (he was 15, turned 16 when we were dating)
I thought he was cute idk
>DS fag
>literally had all the free time in the world to do anything
>gave him a week to text me first
>never did, said sorry at school
>broke up with the beta then
now I have chad who treats this fembot like a princess
>>29192993
>now I have chad who treats this fembot like a princess
You do realize thats a logical fallacy right? you stupid cunt what part of dating chad makes you a fembot?
>>29193097
>He actually took that bait
Only on /r9k/.
>>29192316
100% serious.
I'm sure all of you limp wristed faggots in this thread would have killed yourselves long ago in my place.
>>29193097
>taking the bait this hard
Lel
>>29193115
>>29193124
implying fembots on here ain't that stupid
>>29190729
does the same apply for transsexual women?
>>29193165
>trans """"""women"""""
>>29193156
You're the only one in this thread who has showed their stupid m8
After looking at the robot test, I'd like to apologize for calling myself a fembot. I'm just a femanon. Didn't expect to score so much in that test.
>>29193165
>"transgirl looking to get pozzed"
instant badzilion replies
>implying you aren't a fetishist whose life revolves around it
>implying you don't fap at the thought of getting aids and later spreading it as your "baby"
>>29193233
you're not anon either. you should at least have the decency to call yourself an attention whore
I'm here to converse and share stories about being fucked in the head.
This is not a fucking dating site, failed normie, its purpose isn't to be a hub for the lovelorn. There are a lot of really good reasons to hate women but >tfw no gf
is literally the least robotic out of all of them.
>>29193252
stop spreading bs, noone besides my parents know of my mental illness. I'm not a fetishist, i transitioned young and had all that fuzz, still am a trainwreck cause of assholes like you who would probably kill me if they somehow found out. I haven't left the house in weeks and i wish i could just give my life away to someone who could use it.
>>29193309
Well if it doesn't work for you when you started young you could always kill yourself since nothing will ever get better. Gay death hits at 30, but that's assuming you had gay life in the first place.
Despite memes nobody actually wants sick fucks like you, unless they themselves are broken as well.
>>29190729
>it's another "I'm a virgin loser and I want everyone to know" thread
>>29193362
>unless they themselves are broken as well.
i hope i will get together with someone you've mentioned. Thanks for giving me hope
>>29193389
^
>>29193272
What am I even doing for attention? I'm just sharing a story of how even when you date a beta, they won't give you their time.
>>29193429
why did you feel the need to mention your female and call yourself a femanon instead of just an anon?
>>29193477
To be honest it makes sense given the context of this thread.
>>29190948
>I want to rip their races off and see it onto mine
Holy shit
The only femanons that come on r9k are the ones which had a recent deficiency in beta-orbiters.
>>29193477
This thread was referring to fembots. I thought it was appropriate. I don't go around 4chan saying I'm a femanon, and hardly refer to myself as an anon in the first place.
Sorry if it wasn't appropriate to state that I was a femanon.
>>29193559
Can you even blame us? I could put a trip and post a pic and in few days I'd have some of you guys donating me money.
>>29193614
>Shalom! I am the poifect shiksa for all your beta needs!
>>29193614
what a disgusting slut omg
>>29193614
And, of course, we've got the autogyephilliac roleplayers.
>>29191313
Post pic ploxx
>>29190729
I once posted my face here and everybody called me an ugly monkey nigger
>>29195142
If Beyonce posted her face here, r9k would call her an ugly monkey nigger too.
>>29193592
ignore him femanon, he's a stupid little boy that takes any chance he sees to shit talk females as long as he's anonymous
>>29195183
this man speaks the trutheven though it's because beyonce really is an ugly monkey nigger
>>29191726
25
not much to add
>>29195142
do it again pls, i can't speak for anyone else but i'll be nice
>>29190834
I'll be your friend, post a throwaway email please
>>29191726
original desu original
>>29190948
Literally just go to any crowded bar. Find the ugliest dude. Done.
>>29195947
Goddamn Cyborg here....
>>29192455
Men are into fatties, there zero females who are into fatties.
>>29190729
all the boys my age are either degenerate whores who only want me to spread my legs or filthy neckbeard neets who are not good men to give my virginity to and have them be the father of my children
>>29196255
Not accurate. Only true of young women. Middle-aged women will absolutely go for a fatty if he's financially stable and knows how to fuck.
>>29196317
read if he makes beta bucks and she can fuck chad on the side
>>29196308
b-but I'm neither of those
just discovered i'm slightly strange
I NEED to fuck a hopeless ugly fembot shut-in!
>>29190948
pls be my gf
Seriously, about 35% of the guys here would date you if you have a kinda nice body and you're not a bitch
>>29190729
>More successful than any male
Depends on how you define success
I do not claim to have it worse than anyone here but I do have problems.
I have General anxiety disorder, binge purge aswell as anorexia nervosa, clinical depression, acne, all with no insurance. Im a smoker and on the path to alcoholism. I have no friends not in college and cant get a job because of my disorders. All info is stay home and do laundry and housework for my now unemployed alcoholic mother and my sister and brother who will probably end up in jail. Only bf I ever had cheated on me, abused me, and stole from me. I'm still a virgin. I'm also a 4'9" womanlet.
I'm not as bad as I could be i wasnt molested or physically abused growing up, I dont have cancer or anything like that.
Pretty surr this counts as being a "robot" by atleast some definitions
>>29197491
>General anxiety disorder, binge purge aswell as anorexia nervosa, clinical depression, acne
Literally all memes disorders, there's no way this is not bait.
>>29197543
What do you mean by "meme disorders"?
>>29190948
there's still options for you like surgery, you idiot. yo cunt will sell no matter what, unlike us robots
>>29196150
she wants chad as well though. this is all a big ruse
>>29190729
We can't be. I don't understand how my females can think they are. I acknowledge that because of my gender, I have more opportunities to be "normal" than males. I wouldn't dare to call myself a fembot. Femanon is the correct term.
>>29191726
>41
Fuck ive gotten worse
>>29190834
Post Skype or email or anything, I'll orbit you
>>29191726
58, wew still a robot
>>29191726
No one sticks to these criteria, a HUGE amount of "robots" mention they have ex-gfs, not just one but several.
I am probably the only robot on this board, being a 28 year old incel with no friends and no longer any interest in hobbies, I just come here top bully fake robots. If you were actually a robot you would be posting on wizchan or even loveshy.com
>>29190834
That's so cute. Wanna get married? Serious offer.
>>29197915
>If you were actually a robot you would be posting on wizchan or even loveshy.com
I am, but these guys are creepy as fuck. And I mean the really bad kind of creepy.
>>29191487
>being this sincere
you are definitely not a normie. Will you please be my gf?
>>29191726
Well, did the test expecting to be cyborg, ended up a wizard apprentice. Not sure how I feel about that.
>>29192316 I got 60 so I am male cyborg
>>29191726
Why would a Wizard have a drug addiction?
Doesn't getting drugs involve socializing with dealers?
![itsalwaysBlog-It_s-Always-Sunny-Final[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ok9emeK.jpg "itsalwaysBlog-It_s-Always-Sunny-Final[1].jpg")
Are fembots attracted to any of the dudes in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia? Genuinely curious.
Trying to think from a woman's perspective, I have to imagine girls like Charlie the best, he's funny and endearing. I think Mac and Dennis lose points because they're so obnoxious, but this is exactly why I'm posing the question since I don't know what you think.
>>29192934
Well, I mean, your pussy is all you're worth.
>>29191726
37.
Being raped as a kid and being female really screwed me on this test.
>>29198273
Okay lmao
Lets frolic and stuff
>>29191487
What's with girls and their Ghibli fever?
I'm not really a true robot anymore since I got a group of friends. I have a good figure and nice face but I'm autistic enough that it cancels out most of the benefits I could be getting. I have no profitable talents and barely passed high school. My parents encourage me to be a NEET. Romance and sex don't really interest me and I only had two creepy orbiters in middle school. I'm pretty happy with having friends instead of a bf. I've been coming here for about 9 years, been off and on /r9k/ since day 1 so I guess maybe 4chan has affected me a bit.
>>29198705
I dont know, i read the earthsea books and i liked tehanu a lot but never watched that movie
So i just saved it because the design was nice
>>29198572
Yeah, you're right. Charlie the best boy.
Mac might be okay if he was straight and you could get him away from Dennis.
>>29191726
>75
I might still have hope.
Uhh duh? I mean do you want a Stacy over someone like me? Hell yes you do, and that's okay it's called standards and everybody that respects themselves should have it. So I will have my chad and you'll just have to be okay with that.
I can't because I'm forever alone though, pic related
>>29198684
Robot is just a certain category of fucked up. Rapees are obviously already in their own unique category due to their massive sexual issues.
Personally I group all the broken and downtrodden people together, but I'm more of a forgiving, fallen wizard robot.
Silas please be my friend again...
>>29198572
It's a shitty show and they look so god damn feminine, how could I be attracted to this shit? They all look like they take it up the ass.
Listen up femanons
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
>>29199210
>The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
This is certainly true 99% of the time but I don't see what that has to do with anything. Anyway I prefer ugly girls for this reason. Not fat ones, however. Ugly and skinny is perfect.
>>29191726
56 lads I made the cut, even though I'm white and 6'2 praise the Lord.
>>29199210
>The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
What a shame you believe this. Sure I will admit, it is a bit more rare for this to happen. But I have seen it, 5 intelligent but god damn hot women, throughout my life. I came so close to being with one but she moved to another country so it just couldn't work out. So fucking close though.
Anyways point is these women were sexy as hell and smarter than me, one of them was pursuing their MD actually.
One thing is though, for some reason if I EVER meet any kind of intelligent but also attractive woman, they ALWAYS end up having mental issues of some kind. You CAN find smart women who are hot but they are most likely crazy too.
>>29199210
I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Pattens card to mine.
>>29198572
Charlie is definitely best boy, Mac is 2nd. Dennis is just too crazy and vain.
>>29191726
>exactly 50
>>29198572
I think femanons definitely prefer Mac cause he's pretty jacked
>>29199407
Get out of here, Ronald McDonald. We know it's you.
>>29199083
Stacys are chock full of issues and would never like my weird obsessions
I would date you in a heartbeat thoughwhere do you live
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