What are the various virgin signs that a girl can see in a guy?
1. He's ugly
Girl here, biggest sign is when he uses smiley emoticons.
> haha that sounds great :)
He does the virgin walk and has the virgin voice
>>29190109
Manchild hair
Unrelaxed shoulders
Lack of posture
Tennis Shoes
Mom Jeans
Unhealthy skin color
Is a try-hard
>>29191363
pls answer, are u sarcastic? i just use these things so people dont hate me..
>>29191405
>momjeans
What the fuck is this now.
>>29191399
>Virgin walk and virgin voice
Please explain
>>29191405
>tennis shoes
Wtf are you talking about? Everyone wears them unless you are from Europe but even in Europe teens and 20 year olds still wear them. What should we fucking wear dress shoes all the time?
>>29190109
the virgin walk
the virgin flinch
the virgin voice crack
the virgin lack of eye contact
the virgin posture
the virgin sitting position
the virgin nails
the virgin shoes
the virgin clothes/style
there's many more of course. and the normieshits sniff these traits out straight away, almost subconsciously you could say
>he's polite
>he's courteous
>he doesn't make sex jokes
>he doesn't have tattoos
>he looks hurt inside
>>29191530
>Doesn't have tattoos
You mean he isn't human trash
>>29191363
>>29191438
The Chad in my class in college uses them, so I wouldn't say that.
>>29191515
What the fuck are virgin shoes and clothes? Same with posture, walk and sitting position. Lack of eye contact and voice crack is accurate though.
>>29191458
>>29191468
Holy fuck. You people ARE real.
bad posture mostly
>>29191707
Everyone young wears sneakers. Just buy the ones that look good and not the ugly outlet ones.
If you're good looking you can wear anything though.
I don't think there really is a way to tell unless the person tells you.
/thread
>>29191515
Don't forget
> The virgin music taste
> The virgin blinking pattern
> The virgin breathing
> The virgin wallet
> The virgin popcorn
>>29191405
>Is a try-hard
>he doesn't want to win
You're the virgin here you fucking pleb
>>29191337
/thread
just 404 already
>>29191850
>The virgin music taste
is this virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2qDyHD17w0&list=LL-yto1Ph3k__J5GUr88qzNA&index=9
>>29191399
>he has virgin eyes
>the virgin smell
>the virgin hug
>>29191405
Literally every man in the midwest wear tennis shoes every day
>>29191943
>budget 3oh3
>>29191952
>virgin hug
please elaborate
>>29191363
The only one I ever use is :p
>>29191850
>the virgin airline
Extreme lack of self confidence.
Walks with head down and awkward lack of eye contact whilst having a conversation. Main is lack of confidence, girls can smell that shit from miles away.
>>29191966
I'm literally a man in the Midwest and not wearing tennis shoes right now because I'm not autistic
>>29191799
>If he walks fast
i just want to get there when i need to be. No point in wasting time.
>>29191952
The virgin smile
The virgin fingertips
The virgin winter clothes
The virgin ear position
The virgin bite
The virgin foot proportions
The virgin eyelashes
The virgin knee position
The virgin boner
The virgin parabola
The virgin math problems
The virgin Mary
The virgin butthole
The virgin olive oil
The virgin walk is the biggest giveaway.
>>29191850
>Playing virgin games
Virgin detected
>>29192019
lol. u a roastie, or just a white knight?
oh i guess option 3 is clueless normie/chad
>>29191998
When a women gives you a pity hug, they only do it for validation AND to see how well you can hug.
Virgins tend to do side hugs or only hug with their hands on the girls shoulder blades.
Grills want you to hug them fully
>hug with arms crossed behind her back. Her LOWER back.
>hugging upper back is the virgin signal
don't hug like the guys in pic
>>29190109
>he doesn't know about the virgin aura
>>29192144
P sure Paul Ryan is not a virgin, also it would be weird if he was hugging a dude across the lower back
>>29192019
But I'm a virgin and I'm overconfident as fuck. It's deluded a lot of people into thinking I'm an alpha chad when I'm actually a permavirgin. They don't even do it with sarcasm, which can be detected.
>>29192129
Why? Did i describe you?
Sorry to hear that m8 >_<
>>29192213
they're dudes.Men are going to hug eachother like that.
the fuck?
Autism is a clear giveaway. Girls don't fuck guys with autism because it's like fucking a child.
>>29191363
damn, 10/10, probably made every male on this site stop and question themselves for a sec
I know I did before I realized I've hit up my gf for sex with :* emoticons and successfully gotten laid
>>29191624
virgin shoes: big puffy white or black new balances or reeboks, most skechers, 'marshmallow shoes" (Deer Soles and the like) worn with casual clothes. (More stylish shoes from any of these brands are ok, although skechers is pushing it if you're over 15).
virgin clothes: ill fitting. poorly matched but not quite "crazy person" mismatched. unconventional accessories not well pulled off (literally the reason fedoras are passe now)
virgin posture/walk - unassertive, back sway, looking down at their shoes as they walk...
virgin sitting position - awkward/unconventional seating posture
>>29191468
>>29191624
seriously where the fuck do you live sneakers in general are fucking fine unless it's a formal occasion. Everybody wears sneakers. I've made a conscious choice to wear leather shoes and dress boots more for a "dressier" look and I still wear sneakers.
So peetty much is an aspy
I hate normies, and I beseech all robots and robot-symphathisers to start pronouncing curses on the normies that plague our board
this may sound superstitious but it works and the normies deny it so they wont be destroyed
>>29191515
>>29191850
>>29192087
What the fuck is any of this? I know of at least the virgin dress code. It'll be edgy band T-shirts, usually in dark colors. Tennis shoes is obvious, yes. Can't tell by pants though, I don't think.
>>29191405
>Tennis Shoes
Dunno where you live but in France literally everyone use them
>he uses the internet for reasons other than intellectual research and mild entertainment
>>29192539
Cargo shorts
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>>29192261
sure.
look, women love to pretend that non-physical traits are what attract them, but the truth is they only care about those non-physical traits if you are chad. it is called the halo effect
>>29192535
I curse thee, insufferable normies. May you know a robot's pain, and may you be punished for stealing our memes. In KEK's name amen
>>29192935
you do know pepe was thought up by a total normie chad, right?
The virgin breathing
The virgin eye
The virgin hello
The virgin goodbye
>>29190109
Only one I know is that they get uncomfortable if you talk about sex around them. Not shy or bashful, but like they're trying to avoid talking about it because they have no idea what happens or what's it's like.
>>29193009
But that really depends on the virgin. A guy who just hasn't gotten lucky will know plenty about sex because he's probably watched a lot of porn. Sure porn isn't exactly what sex is, but he'd know enough to hold up a conversation about it. If you mean a conservative Christian family virgin then yeah, I agree with you on that. But to say all virgins don't know or get awkward about sex is really wrong.
>>29192999
the fuck is this
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29192144
So what if I'm not a 5'9" halfling and don't want to bend over to half of my height, like a retard, to hug some slut's lower back?
>>29193048
Just my experience, all the virgin guys I've talked to are uncomfortable when talking about it, at least when they assume that I assume they've had sex. If they know I know they're a virgin, they're more relaxed.
>>29193533
I'm a virgin and I make up stories. They're believable because they're not over the top. I don't make up that I've literally had 0 failures with women. I make up that I've fucked my share but I don't want to settle down(this isn't far from the truth, I'm not sure I actually want a gf..)and that's why they never see me with a girlfriend. I also know a lot of girls so when I walk around and we greet each other people think I'm this alpha chad that fucked all of them.
>>29192522
at least I'm safe in very department but posture here.
>>29191850
>> The virgin popcorn
jej
>>29193666
Hello Satan.
(This comment has been made original by the powers of Hell)
He licks his lips
>>29191468
real men wear boots, or context specific footwear.
>>29191337
This.
Here's exactly how women reason when they decide if they think a guy is a virgin or not
>Does she find him attractive?
>If yes, she will assume that other women do as well
>This means that you definately had sex, because that's what normies do
>If no, she will assume that other women won't find you attractive neither
>This means that you're definately a virgin
That's why women claim to "just know" when a guy is a virgin, what they feel is the truth to them.
>>29190109
If you don't constantly express interest in girls, then they assume you're a virgin, asexual, or gay. At least in my experience
>>29191571
this tbo famalamadingdong
I don't care if people know I'm a virgin.
If they ask I'll tell them.
What's the big deal?
>>29194518
Wow a reasonable person on my /r9k/
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Girls in one of my college classes talked a lot about how virgin guys hold conversations. Eye contact, what you do with your hands, how you sit or stand, command of your voice, apparently it's really easy to tell.
>>29191850
>The virgin popcorn
>>29194518
>>29194562
If you're a virgin normies will single you out. Not a good thing if you want to be social. For true robots, this will not matter. For cyborgs it will, and it's why cyborgs try to hide their half-robot status (their virginity) so they will fit in with the normie crowd, while also flaunting their virginity to robots to try to fit in with them.
>>29194631
That's wrong though. I act like a confident dudebro chad but I'm a virgin, so they usually can't tell. See >>29194332
There is no fucking 'women sensing' abilities, it's what they want to see as the truth. Some will say that someone who is confident is a virgin because he's trying hard to appear as if he's not one.
