Why not just be gay?
I am, but I lack the 8x6" penis of my imagination need to stretch out black bp to an unrecognizable mess.
>>29189958
>semi-regular hemorrhoid's
>fat, body hair, bottom
>only want a bear or also fat daddy
cute feminine boys are harder to find than cute girls
masculine men aren't sexy.
Already am.i want to be the boy in this pic really bad
>>29189958
Based Spookeedoo
>>29189992
then you aren't actually gay, just bisexual or bicurious
>tfw neetfag and considering gay just so I don't have to spend the little money I have on condoms.
Already am a gay furry.
I already lost at life m8
>>29189958
masculine gay male stuff is the biggest meme
you never see buff gay men kissing or anything unless it's some forced porn for money or tv which is also for money
nobody is THAT gay
>tumblr file name
Okay, whatever.
Also it's pretty gross when you take it 3D.
That and there's nothing stopping fags from lying, hookup apps are shady too.
>>29190012
>nobody is THAT gay
s-speak for yourself... bara is all I fap to.
>>29190011
iktfb
the only sexual experiences i've had are with a dude I ERP'd with on World of Warcraft
Like being a gay furry it cannot be any easier to find a butt to fuck within the community and somehow i've failed at that, too
>>29190006
qft
>>29189958
I am but I could never do buttstuff
>>29190010
What about AIDs?
>>29190083
whereas I've got no idea how or when to enema myself to prepare for a popping, and am exactly too beta to ask a possible partner to do it
Bifag here, gay men are in fact just as bad, if not worse than stacies.
They have no willpower not to cheat and are just as bitchy as women.
Beard rash is also not so much fun.
>>29190127
Im just not comfortable with the idea of sticking things up there, not to mention some other things and buttstuff ins a no-no for me right now. Which is a shame because I'm more of a bottom and sub.
I'll stick to BJ's for now
>>29190127
i know, right?
I don't even know where to start, i've never even thought about what goes on down there until I started to consider that someone's fuckstick has to get in that way
I'd frot the shit out of someone though
>>29190050
There's a difference between porn and actually fucking though. While bara is top tier taste, most of the fags on hookup apps are either do you even lift manlets, failed traps, assblasted fatties, or pedos.
So not only are you never going to find that perfect bara fuckboy, but gay sex is pretty gross no matter what happens. I was really into facials until I actually gave one to a fuck buddy. I almost threw up.
I'm just as much of a fuck up with guys as with girls.
wtb qt bara bf
one boyfriend please
hold the femboi
extra extra buff!
>>29190185
I've tried frotting, 10/10 experience from the one time I tried it.
It shouldn't feel nearly as good as it actually does.
>>29190177
How do you feel about getting accidentally throat fucked?
>>29190177
>dubs
I know the feeling, kinda. I just want to get naked, call him daddy and suck his cock till im fuckable.
>>29190185
Naturally I could just google it, or man up. But how in the hell do you say "can you give me a fan cleaning out my shitbox so you can fuck it in relative safety?"
>>29189958
idk the idea is sick and i kinda find the male body disgusting. homos are disgusting.. penis isn't supposed to go inside a man's ass or mouth, it looks unnatural.
also can't fall in love with men so..
>>29190219
Idk, you may just not be as gay as me, but I'll pretty much fuck any bearmode looking guy. As long as he's not older than 50.
>>29190335
Idk that sounds kinda hot. Doubt my throat could take it
>>29190492
No, I'm being serious.
There's been times where I'm getting blown and I start thrusting without realizing it.
Fun fact: It's a great way to get vomit all over your lap.
I would really like to find someone who would train my mouth.
"boipussy" is a meme to trick bots into getting aids.
Don't fall for the meme.
Yo gay men have more baggage than women. I'm not kidding. Even if you think they're "sane", they've probably been abused as children, have HIV, push everyone out of their life, had a crazy slut phase etc.
Dude, the culture is so full of degeneracy and mental illness, it's not fucking worth even trying. At least girls have three holes instead of two.
>>29190734
this is part of the reason I erp as an impossibly perfect staci-trap.
>>29190612
If it happens it happens I guess
