Anyone got cringe?
I'll start mine.
>on a night out
>drink too much
>some woman is all over me
>fuck it why not
>dancing with her
>can't remember anything else
>wake up the next morning
>some QT just burst into the room wearing pyjamas saying "mum wake up, Craig is here"
>I'm naked with some MILF, pretty disorientated
>QT eyes me up for a moment as MILF gathers herself
>shit
>no idea who Craig is
>MILF is married to him
>I put on some clothes
>QT says "come with me and play along"
>go downstairs
>Craig is by the back door having a cigarette
>QT asks me if I want a drink
>ok
>go outside
>QT brings me coffee
>leads me to the bench
>cuddles up to me
>we have a cigarette together
>Craig asks if we had a good night out
>yeah
>"just make sure you have protection"
>thanks?
>QT is sat on my lap cuddling me
>QT calls Craig "dad" and tells him that mum will be out to talk in a bit
>Craig leaves
>QT tells me that MILF was in the process of divorcing Craig and he is trying to save the marriage
>I fucked MILF
>I felt terrible
>QT asks for my facebook and says we should get coffee
>dated QT for 6 months and watched her parents argue and get divorced
>she never brought up that I fucked her mother, always told people we met on a night out
Jesus fuck, that's a topkek right there
>>29189905
cheers man helps to talk abt it kinda funni now
Dayum nigga
>>29189945
pls no N word
>>29189960
x2 plz this is a christian board
>>29189871
Holy shit, this is hilarious.Didn't cringe though, if anything I'm jealous
>>29190032
That's the full story dude. D:
How do you make you text black that's really cool I wanna do that.
This is why you MGTOW
>>29189871
You call that cringe? Are you fucking kidding me? Nobody thinks that is cringey
I will tell you a real cringe story if anyone wants a true cringe experience
>>29190073
Okay no need to be rude.
You can tell it be be nicer the way you talk comes off as unpleasant.
>>29190055
Press ctrl and s to get the spoiler tagsif that doesn't work then its [ spoiler ] <text goes here> [ / spoiler ]. Except with out spaces.
>>29190118thanks darkmode on
>cringe story
Tells a story everyone here would love to experience.
>>29190107
This was about three months ago
>Be hanging out with friends and qt gf
>See kid I used to hang out with in highschool until he got weird, we'll call him Roy
>He always went to the computer lab or library every lunchtime instead of socializing
>See Roy on other side of the bar, wearing a black trenchcoat
>I wave, but he just stares at us and sips his drink
>Ignore awkward interaction
>Me and gf leave later, going back to our place
>Roy gets out of his seat and walks towards us quickly
>Try to ignore him in the corner of my eye
>He puts a hand on my gf's shoulder
>Intense stare, drunk as fuck
>Death stare
>Looks like he's going to say something important but just coughs
>Has a coughing fit
>I pretend I don't know him
>Roy just walks away coughing
>I still don't know what the fuck that was about
>>29189871
>skips the 6 months
tell me what's it liketo have a girlfriend?
>>29190118I can only get off the fat tranny porn
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBLOXPLXSVLKJDLJKVVKXC
>>29189871
cringe story? more like cuck story amirite?
>>29190138
>autism on :^)
>Be me in high school like 15 years ago
>Bully this kid for being a fag
>Call him a loser and push him when ever I get the chance
>Find out he likes a girl
>I make our with her in front of him and smile as I can see his tears
>One day at lunch talking with friends, thinking how we can drive the fag to suicide
>Hear gunshots
>Run out
>MFW the fag and his boyfriend shot up the school and killed themselves
>Mfw I caused the Columbine shooting
>Mfw feels good knowing I got the fag to kill himself
>>29190644
post proof then. columbine was 17 years ago
>>29190679
>Post proof so you can lose your job, get fired, and be declared public enemy
Nah, don't believe me, I don't care, I ain't risking it all for some attention for some fag
>whole class agrees on doing a cosplay of any sort
>im wearing an eyepatch and a coat, with various electronics to give sort of postabocalitpic vibe
>no one else did this
Vanilla when it comes to cringe, but still.
>>29189871
>be out with friends at a club
>gf is home
>sleep with hot QT
>generally a very good night
>TFW robot cringe story
>>29190463
sweet as long as you get a good one. cushty as hell.
annoying if you get a bad one, better off alone.
>cringe
This is the most alpha thing i've read on this board in years.
I want so desperately to believe
>see qt petite blonde leave class early, as always
>never talks to anyone
>my type of girl
>catch up to her once leaving school
>talk to her a bit, she's giggling a lot, seems to like me, turns to look at me a lot
>starts asking me about myself a lot
>we reach a point where we have to go our separate ways
>she throws her arms at me
>uh-oh
>awkward-side-hug.gif
>turn head to see her
>she's doing the duckface
>she wanted to kiss
>fuckmanshit, it was too late
>unhug her, go home
>cringe
>later, ask her out ON FUCKING FACEBOOK
>TOTAL SPERG MESSAGE
>"uh can we uh plz like go out 2gether sometime somewhere? plz respond"
>tfw she sees it and replies instantly something along the lines of "sure i'm free a lot"
>tfw never set a time and date
story of my life lads
wtf are you normies doing here. LEAVE YOU PIECES OF SHITS. THIS PLACE IS A HAVEN FOR MEN WITH NO SOCIAL AND FEMALE CONTACT. GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29190644
k(y)s
>>29191238
No that's wizchan.
>>29191174
how do you talk to random girls, girls used to talk to me all the time in school so i never had to do it myself and now im fucked desu
>>29189871
>call my Navy recruiter.
>He doesnt answer so I have to leave a voicemail
>Stutter about with a raspy voice for somereason
> say thanks Ill call you back
>then say or you can call me it doesnt matter
>fake laugh that sounds terrible
>say bye talk to you later
>sit there in silence for 10 seconds
>cough then hang up
fuck me I can only imagine he will be making fun of me with his friends and letting them listen to it
the worst part is I recently got a SEAL challenge contract and I bet they expect guys that have them to be confident chads.
Thanks OP, your story just gave me a semi
>>29191355
idk i just.. built cringy rapport with her, throwing autistic remarks at her whenever i passed her by in the hallways
>see her playing with her hair, pulling it, etc.
>"it's not gonna grow longer faster the more u pull it u know"
shit like that. then after 2-3 such stupid lines i feel like she knows me well enough to know that i'm not some serial killer, that i can talk and joke about stupid shit, so she's somewhat familiar with me..
>>29191549
QUICK bend it into your ass before it gets fully hard
YOU CAN CUM IN THERE AND NOT MAKE MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29189960
even if you're joking i still fucking hate you.
>>29190069nigger nigger nignog
>>29189871
Whoa. That is some kind of awkward right there.
>>29191408
why are you in the navy then?
>>29189871
I have a great cringe story mate
>meet a qt black girl while out one night
>we talk and exchange numbers
>text a bit and go on a nice date
>offer to make her a home cooked dinner
>she accepts and comes over, we both have a good time
>We watch some movies while eating
>laughing and having a good time
>we're pretty close
>she runs her hand up my leg slowly
>get hard
>she feels it and after a bit of rubbing she pulls it out and sucks my dick
>we go to my bedroom after a bit
>we have sex for a good 40 minutes
>we're both worn out and snuggling with each other
>I kiss her forehead and fall asleep happy for the first time in years, holding her and her holding me
What a laff riot am I right m8? Hope everyone didn't cringe too much.
>>29191408
I hate being on the phone in general, especially voicemails. I'm constantly worrying that i'll stutter or misspeak and they'll keep it and laugh at me.
>Junior year of high school
>have had a crush on a short qt for months
>she's pretty quiet, so am I
>we have a one or two classes together, but I can't remember ever having a conversation with her
>it's late in the school year, prom is coming up soon
At this point, I'm thinking I have a good chance of taking her to prom and possibly making her my gf. Even though I was a KHV, I played on the baseball team, was in pretty good shape (certainly no longer the case) and I was social enough. I believed I was a KHV more because I was deathly afraid of rejection and less because girls maybe didn't like me.
Anyway...
>don't have the balls to ask her out myself
>tell a mutual friend (and one of her best friends) that I want to go with her
>her friend comes back a day later and says "she can't go because she doesn't have a dress and her mom won't pay for one"
>thatsbullshitbutibelieveit.png
>later that week, I walk from the baseball field to the local deli where she works
>she's working that evening and no one else is there when I come in
>I say hi, she just stares at me
>So I say to her: "(your friend) told me that you can't go to the prom since you can't afford a dress. I was really hoping to go with you because I think you're a really cool person and I would be willing to help buy you a dress if it would mean we could go together."
>except it came out as: "(your friend said you c-can't go because you c-can't get a dress. [looks away] I could get you one if you want me to [now staring at floor]. Would you still want to go?"
>she has the most vacant expression on her face, then just turns away and goes back to work without saying anything
>I immediately 180 it and quickly walk back to the baseball field
I never ended up going to prom that year, but I did my senior year. Didn't change anything though, I still entered college a KHV.
>>29192325
did you use brotection?
my cringe i also posted in another thread
>be me in secondary school
>think some dude best friend when in reality he never talks to me because he has super clingy gf
>see its his birthday tomorrow on fb
>need to prove myself and get him a present for some reason
>its 9:50
>shops close at 10
>literally sprint to shops
>make it all sweaty and smelly 2 mins before it closes
>buy him a five pound box of chocolates
>come in next day and give him present and tell him how grateful i am to have him as friend
>he awkwardly tries to decline but i insist he takes it
>talking to friend later that day shes says about how good birthday boy's party was
>pleasekillme.gif
>turns out he and about 5 other people (the people i sat with every lunch) went paint balling without me
>probably should of taken back the five quid chocolate box
>>29189871
thats a lot of sex. arent you proud normalfag scum?
>>29190423
looks like a robot autism fit in front of a stacy/chad couple
>>29190644
normalfaggots get out. this is war on normalfaggot scum.
>>29193018
Yeah, safety always comes first. Eventually after I trusted her more I went in raw every time though.
OP here.
Woow cheers for for the stories you posted I'm gonna screen cap some of those and show my mates.
How onld are you all? i'm 19.
You guys are pretty chill i've never much written on here thanks
>>29189871
Kekek man if that is true, oh my.
Nice greentext regardles
>>29194171
yeah ta mate
>>29191408
You going Seal too?
Nice.
I wouldn't worry about the recruiters.
I was awkward as all hell when I first went in there.
You know you can text them, its what I did.
>>29190494
How is this the first time this has been said on this board
>>29190004
Real Christians hate niggers.
