>female friend keeps putting her bare feet in my face
>she does as a joke to annoy me and thinks that's why I tell her to stop
>say I'm going to the toilet
>sit on the toilet and fap
>>29189370
i have the exact opposite of foot fetish. fucking disgusted by them
>female friend
why are you here?
>>29189384
that's called having low testosterone.. probably not your fault, they fluoridate the drinking water to create nu-males like you
>tfw no wan wan to rest my feet on
>>29189384
>son can i talk to you for a second
>>29189423
Footfags are one of the lowest forms of life on this planet. I could probably paint my toenails and post my feet and have you jerking off to them because male and female feet look the fucking same. At least pick a body part that can be distinguished as female.
I've seen, not once or twice but many, many times, foot-themed threads on /soc/ where some "girl" will show up and start posting pics of "her" feet and anons will freak out for hours before someone finally recognizes the poster as a known trap from /b/ or something. And they have no clue, even the guys who fetishize this stuff, they can't tell the difference.
That's you, homo. You've picked what is literally the least feminine part of the body to be attracted to.
>>29189384
Foot fetish fags are one step away from licking chad's sperm off the ground because it dribbled down a girl's foot, and that's pretty gay.
I'm glad there are other sane robots
>>29189502
>Footfags are one of the lowest forms of life on this planet. I could probably paint my toenails and post my feet and have you jerking off to them because male and female feet look the fucking same
I bet your feet are gross though. Post them. I may get off to them anyway.
>>29189384
probably because most of the ones you see like in OP's pic look like trash
>>29189424
What is a wan wan?
>>29189502
how can someone be more wrong? feet are one of the more dimorphic parts of the body, that's why they have to make shoes differently for men and women.
>>29189519
>>29189502
>this is what virgins actually believe
you guys HAVE to be gay, there's no way around it
>>29189538
wan wans are wan wans how can you not know anon you dummy
>>29189502
>because male and female feet look the fucking same
No, they don't generally. Women typically have longer toes with the middle one more prominent. Some males have this, others don't, but it is far more common a feminine trait.
Women also typically take better care of their feet. So if yours are lithe and beautiful then go ahead, post them.
>>29189616
>>29189680
Pick the male.
>>29189769
Right is male. Now get out faggot
>>29189769
I'm gonna go with left
>>29189502
>>29189519
this
they are the exact same people that unironically talk about "feminine penises"
>>29189808
>>29189813
You're correct. Congrats!
>>29189853
>le trick question man
i knew it
>>29189808
>>29189813
>>29189853
Fucking kek.
Footfags confirmed for regular fags.
>>29189627
Explain it to me, describe one, please don't meme.
>>29189808
>>29189813
>>29189853
Right is Alli, a well known /soc/ camwhore. Left is a guy who had a thread full of footfags fooled for hours until someone recognized his room from a thread on /b/ and he deleted all the photos and was never seen again.
I think the variety of conflicting responses proves that even footfags can't tell the difference between male and female feet.
>>29189384
As was I, then I got a fetish. Weird.
>>29189900
wan wans are wan wans?????
not sure what your asking?????
>>29189926
>proves that even footfags can't tell the difference between male and female feet
but i did :(
>>29189949
But >>29189808 didn't. If it were so clear cut, everyone would be able to easily tell. I could post a pic of a man's chest and a woman's chest and there wouldn't be any debate over which was which.
>>29189900
A wan wan is a pupper, anon
>>29189769
>>29189926
your whole trick rests on the fact that male and female feet look markably different, which undermines your point
cherrypicking two examples where the gender dimorphism seems swapped doesn't prove anything
>The results show that female feet differ in size and shape from male feet and are not algebraically scaled, smaller versions of male feet, as is often assumed.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19767544
>>29189926
>Right is Alli, a well known /soc/ camwhore
If you're using /soc/ enough that you recognise the posters that's fucking sad
I bet you're one of these thirsty faggots that spams the girls there with praise and begs for contact info
>>29189926
Yeah, if it's a fucking trap in which case who the fuck even cares?
I love traps.
>>29189900
wan wan is the onomatopoeia in japanese for a dog barking, so it's a cutesy way of saying "dog"
hope that assists you family
Y'ALL NIGGAS POSTIN FEET?
>>29189370
This is my fetish OP. Teasing some shy footfag and pretending it's innocent, meanwhile he's rock hard and embarrassed, until he can't take it anymore and he makes an excuse to get away and desperately rubs one out.
Tell me more about it. How did you feel?
>>29189423
lol what? That makes just as much sense as:
Did you know that not liking anime is caused by being gay?
>>29192214
>Tell me more about it. How did you feel?
well I saw that picture of the dog with the feet and decided to make up a story to go along with how i felt about the image
>>29189926
Fucking retard, men have ass and legs just like women too so I suppose it's gay to like them too?
>>29189384
women's feet are beautiful
>>29189502
wrong on every account
>female friend
OUT NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29189769
One on the left is a tranny
I recognise those feet
>>29189502
>I could probably paint my toenails and post my feet and have you jerking off to them because male and female feet look the fucking same.
I'd probably fap, but male and female feet definitely do not look the same.
tfw no sexfeet gf
I'd dump a girl when I find out that she's not into having things done to her feet
>>29191045
>ywn see her soles
I really want to enjoy and fuck some feet
>>29189989
>If it were so clear cut, everyone would be able to easily tell.
Next time try not to leave the clearly female ass in the clearly female jeans in the picture.
>>29189538
Korean for 'woof woof' aka a dog
>>29189370
>female friend
>female
>friend
So are you a beta orbiter or white knighting in hopes of getting laid one day?
>>29189370
>beta faggots creating threads again
>>29193872
memers making meaningless meme posts again
>hanging out with gf
>we're both laying on the couch watching a movie
>post-coitus so i'm in my boxers
>she starts rubbing my dick with her foot
>never brought up foot stuff with her
>once my dick gets hard and pops out my boxers she starts jacking me off with her feet
>feels weird but I like it
>this goes on for a long while
>she's just absent mindedly giving me a foot job while we watch netflix
>eventually cum all over her feet and legs
>I don't even have a foot fetishes
It's always nice to mix it up though.
>>29194188
>my gf breaks up with me because of my "disgusting fetish"
>this fuck gets it for free
>forces me to get a bone reading this
FUCK! WHY IS REALITY SO CRUEL
>>29189423
>that's called having low testosterone
Well then why do I see so many of you feet loving faggots here? I guess it's the opposite of what you say. Instead of the real pussy the only thing that is left for you disgusting pricks to worship is smelly womens feet
>>29194188
what were you watching?
original
>>29194420
Spotted the fussy pussyfag
Enjoy the cancerous sloppy seconds from your many hundred predecessors
>>29189370
>tfw I had a female friend when I was at uni
>tfw she let me clean the nail polish off her toes and repaint them in blue
It's beta as fuck, but I really liked it.
Do most girls know how powerful their feet are?
>>29195262
Of course. That's why they wear sandals, paint their nails, keep their skin soft, etc.
>>29189384
I was like you then I was forced to lick my gf's feet while she played with my ass (inb4 REEEE) and boom! Fetish.
>>29189370
Can you go into more detail as to how she does this? What is she like?
>>29195262
>The Big Shoe will NEVER happen
>>29192719
>tfw you will never lay helpless and prone on the floor while your qt3.14 gf casually stands on your face like it's the most natural thing in the world
Just kill me now senpai
>>29194552
X-files I think, not sure why I didn't give it the time of day when it was running.
Any other footsexuals feel bad for pitiful beta pussyfags? Do they know how empty their rage is to us? It's like vegans crying over bloody steak.
>>29196151
:(
>>29196210
I like eating pussy
>Aunt Elizabeth will never tramp around the house barefoot and ask you to help her choose a color for her nails
>>29196446
But you do acknowledge that pussies are biological weapons once a girl takes the cock carousel, no? Be careful anon. Oral cancers are coming back big time but no one will talk frankly that women are causing it.
>>29196475
>uhh, nephew, do you see this shit? get to fucking work, slave. i promised your mother i'd take care of you but you know the rules. get that tongue of yours over here NOW!
>>29196517
Cancer would never stop me from eating out a woman that I love.
>>29196475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dfYoWWPuG8
she's onto you
I don't give two fucks about feet, but why the hell do footjobs always have the thickest, biggest cumshots in porn?
it makes feet almost fapable for me
>>29196808
Women's feet catalyze semen production.
>>29189466
>"Wow, she's prett--"
>tattoo
Pass.
>>29196882
There's nothing wrong with tattoos!
>>29196931
>There's nothing wrong with tattoos!
Please stop posting.
>>29196993
i dont wanna stop
>>29196830
where's the cum in that webm asshole
>>29189502
I've never seen so much retardation in one post. Just go suck off a guy and be done with it already, you obviously don't enjoy women
>>29197119
idk. I have a lot of foojob webms but it's hard to know which one is which because webms don't have video thumbnails in windows.
>>29197060
part 2! i love watching brown Brazilian girls stepping on each other.
>female friend
How does this happen?
>>29197204
Especially when the one doing the trampling is a lot heavier than the one getting stepped on. The tears of a girl being stepped on are delicious.
>>29196830
Can I get a sauce on this famalam?
>>29197306
i agree 100%. when it's a guy, i like it a little more gentle or possibly romantic. but when it's a girl on bottom, i want her to be visibly in pain from the power of the soles.
>>29197387
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph560b76c18b4e5&t=336
>>29189502
>I could probably paint my toenails and post my feet
pls do
Im a lady with a super kinl for having her toes sucked and feet worshipped
I have never brought this up with my boyfriend
To non got fags, how should i ask him to make it seem exciting and sexy?
>>29197586
Just shove your feet in his face and tell him to start sucking your toes.
>>29196168
i was just wondering, thanks bby
>>29197586
I became a footfag after a girl told me how much she wanted me to cum on her feet. Never even crossed my mind before that.
>>29196781
this video is so fucking surreal to me, i don't really even know why.
Have you extended love to any qt feets today? Footlove comes in many forms.
>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
>Write a poem about Feets and donate it to a spa or podiatry clinic
>Meditate about how beautiful feet reflect the eternal beauty of the universe
>Gave witness to the truth that vaginas are inherently disloyal and poisonous
>Talked with a normie or Chad about the dangerous toxicity of vaginas
>Make a card that shows your gratitude to a girl who takes good care of her feet
>Advocate for a local foot-conscious holiday by writing an article, blog or buying an add in a newspaper
Do you have a Footfu in your life?
>>29197586
just start asking for footmassages/putting your feet on his lap/rubbing her sole on his crotch/teasingly tell him to kiss the top of your foot more and more frequently over time. eventually, show those toes in his mouth during sexytime, he'll know what to do.
>>29197739
this is how i feel whenever feet stuff comes in in "real life".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2okLFw9TIEI
replace his nonsense with "feet" and replace "globalist" with "normies/tits guys"
Any other footfriends like black gril feet?
>>29197838
unfortunately there's no footfu in my life who i can lavish with foot praise.
What's the secret to getting an interview for a sorority's footslave?
>Clean, massage and examine the sisters feets to ensure prime health as they pursue their studies
>Worship their feet when they need NSA affection or Chad's dick is in the shop.
>Keep their PedEggs clean and empty
How else would you sell your footskills?
>>29197917
in general, most black feet are too flat/not shapely enough for me.
>>29197917
Good negress feet are so rare that they're basically unicorns
Once or twice when they seem passable they have nasty long nails.
>>29197906
i guess i have to agree with you. like that one video with tarantino on the tyra show and she makes him judge feet and then uno farto? that's another really surreal one.
but those two are really shining examples of it. it's not just that it's feet stuff in real life, but the showcasing of it, the bright lights, the live studio audience, the handling of the feet and discussion about it, the foreign nature of like "oh people like feet i didn't fucking know that".
all of it creates such a strange, off putting feeling about the scene. i wish i could recreate that feeling on screen in something.
>>29197959
>>29197944
sheboon feet can be alright. Especially if they're mulattos.
>>29197940
>i'll purchase your well-worn shoes and socks then you don't want them anymore
>free pedicures every day so you don't have to waste your money
>you can literally stomp on my penis with your bare feet or use my face as a trampoline if you're angry or tense and need to relieve your stress
>if your chad boyfriend likes feet, you can use my cock as a live dildo to practice footjobs on
>i'll go shoe shopping with you and buy you cute foot things
>>Keep their PedEggs clean and empty>tfw stacey will never let me use her pedegg shavings in my food as if it were a shaved cheese or some added spice
>>29198038
>>29197940
>>29197838
You guys are the reason footfags get a bad rap.
originale freindoss
>>29198129
hard drive got fucked recently. i have a load of black feet but not a lot of white feet.
>>29198062
don't be an uncle tom
>>29198173
He's not wrong though.
>>29198173
I'm not trying to be. But sometimes you guys say the weirdest shit.
>>29198189
>>29198241
nuh uh. the anti-feetguy stigma existed came first. you're acting like if every feet guy on earth was perfect and angelic and not imaginative then normies would drop the stigma but it's not true. the stigma will persists regardless of how much hornyposting happens on /r9k/.
>>29198272
Of course the stigma is always going to exist, but going full retard isn't going to help.
i love womens feet and i want to kiss a feet
>>29198272
>that's some weird movie that should have never been made
>getting upset at a movie's existence because it's not normie shit
it always surprises me how stupid my own gender can be.
>>29198173
for foot fetishists it's uncle toe
>>29189384
You're the first sane person I've seen on this board.
>>29198452
i think foot phobia is dumber than foot fetish. feet are just feet, they're fine. it's like having a phobia of hands.
>>29198505
Feet are inherently filthy though, they're like assholes.
>>29198522
Feet wear socks which keeps them decently clean. At least I'd imagine so. I've have to taste a qt's feet to be sure.
>>29198522
maybe your hobbit feet. my feet are clean.
test test test oregino
>>29198535
No. In socks, they get sweaty and revolting. In sandals, they pick up filth from being near the ground, and also get sweaty on the portion in constant contact with the sandal. They are ALWAYS disgusting.
>>29198541
No they aren't.
>>29198558
Fuck, finally I can post again, kept getting a "Connection Error".
>>29189370
Aw that dog looks like my dog. Dogs are so cute and fluffy l love them
>>29198625
post doggie pls
Fembot feet are sexual!
>>29198038
i used to hang out with this finnish domme.
she never charged me because i hung out with her in non-domme situations.
but, she often indulged in my gross shit.
oftentimes she would make a big dinner for me. she would empty her ped egg shavings on my salad as something of a "starter course" for what was coming for the evening.
she was really sweet. most times she'd get me drunk and we'd watch netflix.
domme times she'd still have me over and she'd make me sit in front of the toilet while she used the bathroom and then make me clean her, she'd push my face in the toilet and hold her foot on the back of my head.
but i always relish those ped egg days.
i have soooooo many stories if any of you folk want. not just with her, but across the board.
