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>tfw u on ur period
>U take a poo
>Blood squirt out from la-la like toothpaste from a tube
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>get a bunch of messages on skype
>none of them are from attractive guys
>ignore all of them and maybe reply if I have absolutely nothing else to do
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>>29188948
>be constipated from dieting
>take a shit
>it's larger than your asshole can stretch
>30 minutes in tears while you are pushing it out as if you were giving birth
>asshole hurts for 3 says straight.
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>tfw had a baby but didn't want to
>tfw boobs hurt
>tfw accidentally put bra in the dryer and it got warped
>tfw cramps
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>>29188948
dont bump this thread bls
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>>29188970
>post email or Skype on 4Chan meant for another Fembot
>get males emailing and adding me
And they wonder why people don't like them. Anything unsolicitated is annoying.
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>>29189003
>post contact info on a website full of perverted thirsty neckbeards
>dont hit on me silly boys!

I know that feel fembot, I know that feel.
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>>29189047
You can be thirsty or perverted but when you specifically say not to add you they do it anyway. No means no. Fucks sake.
It's not like I'm leading them on.
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>>29188948
>on period
>on the first day always need a massive poo
>helps relieve cramps
>hurry to the toilet to do poo
>poo is really sloppy
>it's the monthly diarrhoea poo
>always look down toilet at it once i've finished
>always looks like bolognese sauce
>sister calls me and tells me dinner is ready downstairs
>it's spaghetti bolognese
>can't get the thought out of my head that i'm eating my own shit
>eat it all anyway because it's food
>pic related
>actual bolognese sauce not period poo but looks pretty much the same
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>>29188948
>Tfw u haven't showered for a week
>Tfw u cop a sniff
>Tfw that pussy stank like clam juice
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>>29189147
WHEN YOU KEEP WIPING AND WIPING BUT BLOOD/SHIT MIX IS JUST GETTING SMEARED EVERYWHERE
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>>29189239
I FEEL YOU GIRL. THE SMELL TOO. AND THE CLOTS. THE GOOEY BLOOD CLOTS.
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>>29189147
that ragu looks terrible
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>>29189239
>when you sit down and balls of blood immediately drop into the toilet
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Keep going you disgusting smelly girls.

Im fapping to this thread. Post about your farts.
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>>29189308
plss don't lump BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP in with this
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>>29189189
OK fembots, how do you feel about disgusting MALE smells?

>dick/ball sweat
>sweat stench
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>>29189308
>Eating dinner with family
>Big stinky silent fart
>Whole family groans
>"Who did that, gross it smells like shit"
>Mfw I blame it on the dog
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>>29189308
Farts on your period are terrible. You feel the air come out your bum hole and then stringy bits of blood come out your vagina.

Also, period sneezes. You can feel a sneeze coming and you have to brace yourself for the squirting out of warm, thick blood and whatever the hell else a period is made of.
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>>29189338
>Not exclusively appreciating your own brand
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>>29189391
Nice. thats good
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any fembot piss stories? public preferred
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>>29189428
>Be me
>Be 2 years old
>In middle of walmart
>Go pee pee in my diapy
>Mummy cleans me up
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Post some more unwashed vagina experiences. Has it ever been so strong smelling that your family members could smell it? Have they ever commented on it?
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>>29189510
daddie used to call me stinky pinky cause my weewee smelled like wet fishfood and would stink out my whole room!
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>>29189567
youre not a fembot and i've seen that picture before.

You cant fool me. I can tell if its a real fembot posting.
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>>29188948
>tfw on period
>Stand up
>Niagara Falls of blood gushes out

>tfw on period
>feel a sneeze coming
>avalanche of blood pours out
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>>29189510
No but my dog sniffs it long and hard when i forget to shower
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Thank fuck I'm gay.
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>going through old clothes
>find old bra from high school
>wonder if it still fits because it looks pretty much new and unused
>fits perfectly
>subtle reminder that my boobs haven't grown since I was 15.
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>>29189723
you have to be my chestlet gf now
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>>29189723
>Tfw still wearing training bras at twenty
>Tfw some of the bras in the girls section are too big
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>>29189679
Did your dog ever sniff it like that when you were around family members and did they notice?
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>>29189780
Yes
>"Oh anon, looks like she really likes you!"
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>>29189806
>she
fucking dyke
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>>29189287
>ragu
Flyover state scum detected
It's called chili, faggot
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>>29189723
>>29189773
One of you needs to be my gf
Thanks
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>>29189901
>>29189287
It's called Sauce you faggots.
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>>29189806
so it was a female dog? Thats less exciting.

Sometimes I can smell my sister's vagina if she goes a few days without showing and wears shorts. gives me a boner and made me develop a female odor fetish.
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>work 9 hour shift
>as soon as I get home I strip off
>take off underwear
>long trail of discharge from my vagina
>looks like pic related
>pull it out my vagina
>stare at it as it wobbles on the end of my finger
>sniff it
>just smells kind of sweet
>try to get it off my fingers
>doesn't come off very easily
>shrugs
>decides to eat it
>very chewy
>a sweet taste
>has the occasional chunk of something or other in there
>overall not a bad experience
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>>29189147
>>29189239
>>29189262
>>29189302
My period is happening in a few days why the fuck did you have to remind me about this?
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>>29189668
Feels warm though. Not nice during summer but a fairly okay experience during the winter.
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>>29189994
that was quite the story
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>>29188948
>on your period
>poo is either horrible wet diarrhea or super hard.
>it's super hard this time
>take like 20 minutes to poo, trying to push it out gently so you wouldn't rip your asshole
>it rips anyway
>when wiping you get a lot of blood on your pubes
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>On period
>Taking some well-deserved me-time on the porcelain throne
>Get a blocker, gotta push
>Tampon pops out of the gooey gooch
>STILL NOT ENOUGH
>Tampon abandoned, gets drowned in piss
>Liquids coming out of every orifice except anus
>It's go time
>Put feet up on wall on either side, lean over and put hands on floor
>Take a deep breath, and whisper "Namaste desu"
>The rock-hard shit is freed and I topple over, almost passing out

I'm a virgin, is this what it's like to give birth?
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>>29190018
pics of poo blood on your pubes pls
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>>29189994
But why
Bloxiro
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>>29189999
Better to be reminded than to be taken by surprise.
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WHOA STOP.
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>>29190047
It came from my body. Surely it's okay to eat it?
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how many panties have fembots ruined due to period blood
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>>29190063
It's the stuff your vagina produces to keep it clean, it's like eating snot :v tho snot is pretty good I would never taste my vajayjay goo
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>>29190075
80% of my panties are pure black so none really.
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>>29190075
Countless pairs. You can wear a pad and a tampon (I usually don't wear the latter since it irritates me to have one in most of the time) and there's still some leakage that you can do nothing about.
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>>29190102
At least it means my body is working as it should. Better to be nice and clean rather than all smelly and fishy. Try your goo, it's like snot really but not as salty.
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>>29190102
>>29190063
i am thoroughly disgusted by still intrigued. what other disgusting stuff do you do?
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>on period
>flow was getting chunky
>stand up and feel something sliiiiiide out
>Lower pantsu, find blood clot the size of an aborted fetus
>Time to dissect!

It was mostly just weird dark goo. Once you ran it under the sink, the blood comes off and you just get this jelly-like stuff.
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Could a girl post a pic of her blood/shit stained panties
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>>29190186

the old scrape-n-sniff, treasure under the lips
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>>29190194
This one is good, really descriptive. Nice job.
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>>29190194
can you make jello out of period blood?
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And thus there were no more straight men on /fit/
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>>29190186
Clean my ears with my pinky, scratch my buttcrack/crotch and smell my finger, smell my panties after a fap or when I'm afraid they are too smelly, pick scabs, dutch oven myself, burp....
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>>29190210
That would require real females not men pretending to be one.
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>>29188948
>tfw you rek the bath room at work
>tfw some one walks into the office while you are still in the smelly bathroom.
>can't leave the bathroom until they leave
>stand with your ear to the door monitoring footsteps and paper shuffling
>feel like 10+ mins trapped with your own shit fumes.

alternatively
>blow up work bathroom with huge shit
>general manager comes in the office and makes a beeline to the potty.
hehe, poop
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>>29190186
On days where my flow is pretty heavy I usually tear open the pad when I've changed it. It's got a really strong smell, ammonia is there plus some other things. There's these weird blood crystals/jelly, very soft and squidgy. I have eaten those a few times before. Usually they are so small it's easy to swallow them but if you get a few chunks together it tastes strangely meaty but with a chewy, jelly-like texture.
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>>29190239

You're not very imaginative, are you anon?
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>>29190263
>female
>pooping

literally not possible therefore you are a man
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>>29190297
you mean my mother lied to me all these years?
how am i gonna break this to my bf??!?!?
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>>29190285

And for the creative types here

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Menstrual_painting
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>>29190263
Thats funny as heck. why do you poop so much at work?
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>tfw showering while on my period
>Start writing messages on the walls with blood

I can't be the only one, right?
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>>29190217
oh god that reminds me, when I was a kid I always scared the white stuff from my vagina after a pee. After a while of doing that it started to hurt when I peed and even got testedt for urinary tract infection. It was probably just from scraping my vag with filthy kiddy fingers tho.
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>>29190194
>>29190217
>>29190240
>>29190282
your fascination with eating this shit is disgusting. I suppose from an evolutionary perspective, this was a positive trait as it allowed you to conserve more nutrients.

fucking gross though.
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>>29190311
>bf

triggered
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>>29189145
Im curious what they even expect, but robots are retarded so..
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>>29190348
I draw little flowers and animals. The clots texture and shade.
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>>29190371
goteem ;^)
>>29190336
holding it in is really bad for you. plus i like to poop in the mid mornig or early afternoon which are work times for me.
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>>29190255
Shh the autists are having fun
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so seeing as we're talking about periods, what happened the first time you had yours? did you know what it was or were you confused and thought your vagina was falling off or something?
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What a great thread.

Rolling for Switzerland.
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What do you ladies call your periods? My sister and I refer to it as the "Blob-a-lob" or the "Splooge".
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>fart with cheeks closed
>bubbles up and comes out the vulva

This skill became null once I learned how to queef on command, though. Using a hand mirror, I was able to watch my vagina breath and gasp for air. Incredible.
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>>29190422
i call it my moonblood.
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>>29190420
I was 11. I knew what it was. I just walked downstairs and told my mom that I'd found blood in my knickers. She told me that I'd started my period. I stayed at home while she got me some pads and I got the day off school the next day. That was literally it. I was pretty chill about it. No dramatic leaks or anything.
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>>29190405
Is it really that bad to hold it in? I have a lazy bowel and I only poop like once a week. But they are literal logs they destroy my ass on the way out. My only saving grace is that my ass has time to heal because my poops are so infrequent.

And it feels good too dropping a huge one like that. Feels amazing, way better than straining for just a few little pebbles.
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>>29190420
my dog ate it

29190421 nice derail attempt 80 posts late you faggot
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>>29190420

I ran up to my mom with my stained loli-size panties. She was proud of me.

Every good mom tells her daughter about periods long before it begins.
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>>29190425
Having fart bubbles come out the vulva is just an incredible feeling. It's like a warm tickle.
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>>29190451
>my dog ate it
is that even safe for the dog?
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>>29190420
I was about 13, there had always been pads in our toilet so when I noticed the blood I just plopped one in. Also my mom took me to a restaurant after :v
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>mfw can't tell if I have PCOS or just have shitty cystic prone acne skin
My skin used to be fucking nice. I wish I could rip my face off.
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>>29190451

God damn dogs won't leave me alone when I'm on my period.

Suddenly your crotch smells delectable and they can't stop shoving their noses in it.
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>>29190425
Can you maybe make a vocaroo of your vagina noises?
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>>29190449
Eat more fiber sis, your butthole will thank you
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>>29190449
everyone poops in different frequencies, if you feel the need to poop but are holding it in you probably are hurting yourself butt wise. i'm not poop expert but if your poops are hurting on the way out you probably need more water and fiber. good luck in all your future BMs anon.
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>>29188979
thats an unisex feel.
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>>29190421
DUDE ROLL LMAO
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When I have my next period I might save the pads and post pictures of it all for you if you guys want? I might even get the period jelly crystals out if I can.
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>>29190451
>my dog ate it
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>>29190572
Not really my thing but Im sure your thread would get blown up either way.
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>tfw you realise no matter how cute a grill is, she still poops
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>>29190572
there should be a daily disgusting fembot thread
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It's a shame I'm near the end of my period. My tampons come out like works of art. One time, I even saw steam come off of it. You've got to bring it up to your nose real fast and take and take a good whiff of what you smell like inside.

Sometimes you can pull the tampon apart a little and see veins of your own gunk soaking through to the very string.
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>>29189338

I'm a virgin, I have no idea what disgusting males smell like.
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>>29190420
I was 10 I think, or maybe just turned 11. It was no shock to me because my mum already told me about periods.
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>>29189510
once my brother said "you smell like a burned cheese"
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> Second day of period
> cooking with little sister downstairs
> just nightshirt and old panties, too hot to wear pants
> little sister is half my age, cant cook by herself yet
> We're making pancakes
> Uncontrollable urge to sneeze happens
> Bend over, sneeze hard
> tampon blasts out
> blood starts trickling down my legs
> little sister pointing to my legs, her stutter going bananas
> "W-W-W-W!"
> "Shhhh. We must finish the pancakes"
> "N-N-N-N-N!"
> "Shhh, one day this will also be yours. pass the yellow and white or else you wont be getting a spongebob pancake"
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>>29190719
You dont have any male family members? I'm sure you've smelled unwashed dick and balls before, but you just didnt recognize it.
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>>29190420
>4th grade
>get shown puberty video
>tfw monitor panties for the next month looking for signs of blood
>finally find a red dot one day
>run and show my mother
>anon, thats a piece of lint
>tfw kind of crestfallen.

real thing didnt happen until 7th grade
>didnt have pads in the house
>twasnt allowed to stay home
>tfw walking around ti tp fashioned into a pad
>tfw having to fashion new pads through out the day in the girls' bath room.
that was truly hell.
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>>29190733
Not the anon you're replying to but my brother's room always smells funky. Is that because of sweaty balls?
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>>29190777
probably more like a mix of sweaty balls, armpit b.o, and unwashed clothes
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>>29189704

What's it like knowing that all those hot masc str8 men you crush on are actually sexually attracted to these creatures?
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Thank you femanons, I've learned more about your bodies than I ever thought I would. Or wanted to.
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>>29190777
Maybe. Could just be B.O. Balls and dick dont really start stinking until like 2 or 3 days of not showering. Or a really really hot and humid day of them sitting in a pair of pants.

You could just smell a pair of his boxers or something if youre that curious.
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>>29190824

Don't leave. We haven't gotten to the boob sweat yet
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>>29190742
Damn that must have sucked, I can remember the couple times I had to make a makeshift pad out of schools toilet paper and it was hell. It was so scratchy and thin so you had to fold it a million times and then the worrying if people can hear or see it through your pants.....
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>>29190826
>You could just smell a pair of his boxers or something if youre that curious.

That's lewd anon. But maybe I'll try when he comes here for the holidays
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>>29190867
was it that brown type of toilet paper? because thats pretty funny just imagining a girl walking around with that awful sand paper shit in her cooch all day
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>>29190824
tune in next week for The Pill, amazing drug so your boyfriend can smash without worry? Or nightmarish hormone regulator crippler that causes moodiness, diarrhea and palpitations.
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>>29190871
Its lewd but its not weird I dont think. Its not like youre attracted to him specifically youre just doing it for educational purposes cause you want to know what dick smells like.

I smelled my Sister's panties once for the same reason. Didnt make me attracted to her or anything.
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>>29190472
lol same. but in my case it's not pcos but fucked up hormones. my fcking face looks like pizza and it also swells sometimes. i'm on medications btw
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>>29189994
gods.. kill yourself
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>get half a dozen skype messages every month from random pakistanis

fucks sake.
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>>29190907
No it was this light yellowish kind, but the texture is probably pretty same.
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>>29188948
>skin is finally clearing up from acne
>period is in a couple of days
>7 new pimples overnight

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>tfw folding down your pad to masturbate through your pantsu on your period and you forget to put it back, ruining yet another pair
>Masturbating literally everywhere
>when your pussy lips get swollen from masturbating like 12 times a day
>tfw you relate with people in this thread
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holy shit every post is about periods
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>>29191063
yea its kind of annoying

i think we should change the topic to vaginal discharge now
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>>29191056
post pics of swollen puss pls
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>>29191069
Chewy vaginal goo.
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>>29191069

Meditative thought:

>You were vaginal discharge when you were born.
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>>29191063
It's the only unique thing they can talk about , it's also the only thing female "comedians" joke about. Pathetic
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>>29190572
Crystals? CRYSTALS?
what the fuck
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>>29191101
Damn, that's pretty deep.
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>tfw you've never touched or seen a dick IRL
>tfw you will never know what it's like to have a dick
>tfw thinking about dicks 24/7
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>>29191105
See >>29190282

I might take some pictures of it next time I'm on my period, if people are interested?
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>tfw most fembot feels are filled with stupid bullshit I cant relate to
>this thread

maybe summer isnt so bad
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>>29191112
is this for real? are girls out there with dick on their mind all day?
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>>29191112
I felt a dick once, it was so weird and floppy.
I have had like over 5 dreams with me having a dick, they were probably the best dreams I ever had. In the end of one I woke up super close to orgasming which was kinda weird.
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>>29190421
sasfgrfeeber
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>>29191112
>>tfw thinking about dicks 24/7
is this a meme? guys aren't constantly thinking of axe wounds, we're thinking about secondary sexual characteristics that are actually attractive
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>>29191112
i was like that in highschool, half because of curiosity half because of the sheer absurdity of dicks, like that weird thing is in EVERY dude's pants, kek, youll grow out of it hopefully though.
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>>29190421
roll
this is an original comment
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>>29190421
Pls not Aspergia again...
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>>29191362

>your dad has a dick
>your brother has a dick
>your uncle has a dick
>your professor has a dick
>the Santa Claus at the mall has a dick
>the friendly old man in the park has a grey wrinkly dick
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>>29190472

>rest of skin o.k
>but chin and jawline like fuggin pizza

Whyy. I think I have too much test for a woman and that's why I get hormonal breakouts. I'd feel lame asking a doc for a hormone test just for something like acne though.
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>>29191413
yeah, it was a pretty huge existential crisis at the time.
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I like when u need to take a shit and u can feel your poop thru the back wall of your vagina with your fingers
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why don't more girls [or at least fembots] hide shit in their vayjum? like, if i had a vagina the first thing i'd do would be to find shit to stuff in there
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>>29191498
that is what chads cock is for you fucking idiot
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>>29191498
that would get you a bacterial infection real quick anon.
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>>29191513
he didn't meant shit literally
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>>29191513
cool
orange comment
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>>29191427
I don't think it's a stupid question. Have you ever tried birth control? if yes did it help at all?
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>>29191531
i know, putting random stuff up there would do the trick as well.
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You femanons can be really disgusting, but at the same time this is pretty interesting. Goddamn.
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>>29190826
>>29190777
Could also be the smell of cum tissues. If I have too many cum tissues in my waste bin (or under my bed or wherever), my room starts smelling with this sweet, sort of vanilla-like scent. It's yummy and disgusting at the same time.
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>>29191596
not if you used a condom to wrap it up into one neat package
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>>29191655
does anyone else love the smell of their own cum? it's addictive and impossible to describe, but every time i jizz into a tissue i make sure to get a long hard whiff of that shit.
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>>29191657
You can get infections/TSS from having condoms inside the vagina for long periods of time too, so dunno if that's such a good idea either :v
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>>29190144
Use baking soda paste to get the blood stains out
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>>29190348
>Smear blood on my cheeks like warpaint
>Make Indian noises
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>>29191804
I do this too! Can we be sisters please?
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>>29188948
This post makes me wonder whether Indians have designated period blooding streets.
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>>29191738
holy fuck, I remember this game. I had forgotten it even existed. Blast from the past.
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>>29190420
>mom tells me I'll be pissing blood one day
>wtf well blood is red right
>one day I look down
>panties have blackish brown splotch in them
>panic mode engaged
>holy fucking shit I'm dying
>every day think I'm dying while this occurs
>tell no one because mom was verbally abusive psycho
>it's Christmas time when this happens I constantly try to stop it or wipe it away
>after a week it stops
>relieved
>weeks later laundry day comes
>mother screams at me in the car in front of her boyfriend and my brother about hiding my period
>wish I actually would have gotten cancer and died instead

Had no fucking idea blood turned brown at age 12 even though I should have. I didn't even fucking know I had a hole down there, just a pee hole.
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>>29192275
Indians are probably just dragged out into the streets and stoned if it's obvious that a woman is on her period.

Also it's not as if women know that they are going to deposit a period like they would a poo. It sometimes is obvious when it's close to coming out, but you don't have that signal that something is coming like you do with a poo.
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>>29190867
Believe me
We heard it
And we made fun of you
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>>29190777
It's the cum
My room wreaks of cum
Smells like vanilla pancakes
I like it desu
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>>29190838
I stopped boob sweating after I lost weight. I stopped a lot of sweating actually.
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>tfw you think youre not getting your period today
>wear light underwear and pants
>The red see bursts from your vagina
>Before you know it a dull sharp pain is coming from your lower abdomen.
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>>29192371
i'm not fat yet my boob crease and between them always get sweaty
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>used to rarely masturbate
>started working out regularly 7 months ago
>started diddling myself nearly every day

Weirdest part was that I considered myself asexual for the longest time because I just didn't crave it, now I want it so damn bad.
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>>29192430
That file name reminds me of how my gf sat on my face the other day. Her period was on it's like, last day or two but still.

It was hot
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>>29192430
>tfw my period comes either early in the morning or late at night
>no more worrying if I'm going to get it while I'm outside
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>>29192509
Have you ever tasted that sweat?
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>>29190421
Want to be American again
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>turning cute boy into trap to fuck
>smell vagina, get turned on
>take a massave shit, get turned on
>squeeze little pearl, feels like electricity each time
feels good
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>cuddling with your lesbian friend for comfort
>she starts stroking your hair
>she leans in and softly kisses you on the lips

awwkward
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>>29192430
>dull sharp pain
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>>29193305
It actually feels like that. It's part cramp, but there's also a sharpness. Period pain is vile.
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>tfw old, don't even care
>tfw people always think I'm a kid
>tfw someone thought I was 13-14 yesterday
>forever a child
Am I doomed? So many women at work look so mature
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>>29192558
Pls be Canada
Take my virginity
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reminder that the best way to keep a woman is to keep her pregnant
Pregnant women are literally retarded, their brains shut down.
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So this is just
>Muh period

The thread?
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>>29189704
Seconded. No goopy blood lumps from our preferred sex.
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>>29193910
yea, more like poop lumps :v
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>>29193658
well your post is useless unless you tell us how old you actually are
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>this thread

>>29193910
Gays are a meme.
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>>29190420
I was 13 and in Japan visiting family and doing tourist shit with my grandma. She had just taken me to see whatever evangelion movie came out 7 years ago. We were on the train back to our hotel and I was like 'oh hey my underwear is kinda wet, maybe I got excited and peed a little.' Then I went to the bathroom in our hotel room and there was blood in my undies. I told my grandma, and she went and bought some weird Japanese pads. They were really spongy and blocky, not slim like American ones.
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Nothing is messier than taking a shit while on your period.
>>29189239
FUCKING THIS

>When you get blood on the fucking toilet seat
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>>29190028
Holy shit this right here, I usually make a screaming face because of how much it hurts
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>>29194041
>tfw you get blood on your white dog because you didn't properly wash your hands.
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>>29194184
(I'm the one you responded to)
Holy shit, never had that problem
>Mfw my dog ripped a used pad out of my trash can and I was screaming for him to stop chewing on it
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>>29194025
Be my weeb gf
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>>29190130
Same 2bh fampai.

This is a true non-stacey thing. Normie girls have interesting/cute underwear because they have someone to look sexy for.
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>>29189391
What the fuck? Is this actually true? Fuuuck, now I'm even more disgusted about women.
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>>29194306
Yea, the only colored ones I have are mostly the super cheap ones that come in a 3 pack. Those pretty much get ruined in like 2 washes and start to droop at the ass like an used diaper. They end up super comfy tho.

Also got like 2 of those seamless panties but they go up the vag so easily I never wear them.
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>>29194439
Only the sneeze thing is true in my experience.
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>>29194439
It is actually true. It's not really that disgusting. We can't really help it and it's just a sign that our bodies are working as they are supposed to. It's if you don't look after yourself and keep clean, that's when it becomes a problem.
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>>29190838
Fucking boob sweat, I swear to god. I'm underweight, but its like a sauna in my tits every time it gets slightly warm out. I can't keep my ipod in my bra any more because one time it got so slick, it popped out of my shirt and the screen cracked
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>>29194570
Hot
>no sweaty-titted gf
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>use menstrual cup
>dont empty it for two or so days because disgusting bot
>pull it out
>horrific smell of death emanates
>enjoy it in a disgusting morbid kind of way
>dump brown rotten blood
>reinsert

Oh man i did the period sneeze wearing a tampon once. literally blew the blood out of my vagina and painted the jap flag on my bed sheets

Once also had a "gush" so bad I thought I miscarried, had to stand in the shower as blood poured down my legs. rung my mum from the shower because I was scared and she said it's ok and happens about once in a girls life time.
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>>29190838
Weirdly enough I have never had sweaty underboobs even though I'm a really sweaty person.
Crotch sweat on the other hand, dear god. After sweating for an hour or two my panties feels like someone had pissed themselves wearing them. The moistness also enhances dirty panty smell a lot :x
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>>29191427
Same here anon. I have PCOS aka high androgene. chances are you do too, it's getting pretty common now. Got any hormonal hair growth on your face or dark patches of skin?
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>>29194710

Oh my god I thought I was the only one
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>period just finished
>fuggin bf
>he comes on my chest
>there's gross brown shit mixed with his cum
N a s t y
a
s
t
y
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>>29194537
That is fucking disgusting to be honest.
Vaginas as a whole are disgusting.
Shit like this turn me off even more.
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>>29194439
>when blood and mucus comes out of a vagina it's disgusting
Its not any more disgusting than doing an autopsy or dissection.
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>>29195602
because doing a fucking autopsy is a regular thing that every person has to go through. gg
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>>29190420
So I got mine at the school swimming pool but it wasn't heavy so no one notices, nothing leaked. Got home ad told mum I had weird diarrhoea.

Said I cant control my poop and find brown stains on panties

Mum is nurse ,said show
Said period
I was like wut
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>>29194439
When you came out of a vagina it was disgusting.
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>>29191575
Not that anon but I take birth control strictly for acne and period regulation and it helps tons.
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>>29194663
>use menstrual cup
>dont empty it for two or so days because disgusting bot
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>>29196057
>You will never take a shot of menstrual juice

just kill me desu
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>>29190421
what is the significance of being reborn in catalonia? Is it during the spanish civil war? That would be cool as fuck.
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Question fembot's, have you had any experiences with rejection? How did you respond? How did it affect you?
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what is the point of this thread if none of you will be my gf?
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>>29196326
You can wife me if you want to.
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>>29196365
>buying into the marriage meme
thanks, you reminded me why I will never have a girlfriend.
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>tfw no chill gf with nasty fetishes
Maybe one day fammm
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>>29196391
It's a shame because I'll be an absolutely fantastic wife. Traditional, everything like that. I'll run my hands through your hair when you've had a rough day, whisper in your ear when you are lying against my chest, ninja cuddle you from behind. I'll cook your meals, we'll go on walks. You can even hit me if you want to.
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>>29193192
>when you let your lesbian friend eat you out and the next day she tells you she loves you and thinks you're her gf now
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>>29196573
I'm sorry, but that is not what I am into. I want a significant other that would be willing to forgo those annoying cultural norms, in favor of a lifestyle that puts emphasis on individual liberties.
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>>29196629
just tell her you only want to be friends with benefits. If she is bro-tier, she'll appreciate you having sex with her and won't try to be romantic
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>>29196629
>tfw no gf
bloxxxxxxxxxxxxxxorinooo
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>>29196650
Yeah but your SO will never eat their own period for you
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>>29196573

I'll wife a girl from /r9k/. Tell me what your best dinner dish is.
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> meet a guy on tinder and invite him to my house under the pretense of sex
>start making out and when he tries to take my clothes off tell him I don't want to have sex
>beta actually leaves

what the hell I was just saying no and playing hard to get so I didn't seem like a slut... still really fucking horny now
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>>29196720
but I don't want to be in a relationship with a submissive. My thing is liberty and egalitarianism ;_;
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>>29196757
>he ignores you and keeps going
>you two fuck but you later regret it
>"he raped me, I told him I didn't want to have sex!"
>becomes a national shitstorm and his life is ruined
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>>29196745
I do an excellent full English breakfast, mushroom risotto, and beef lasagne.
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>>29196791
this.
you gotta have some worldly awareness sister. Due to the times you live in, the stunt you pulled just won't fly.
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>>29196806

Lasagna is my favorite food in the world, I think this can work.
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>>29196757
Proud of him. His parents (probably the internet actually) raised him well.
A man should always stop when the woman seems a little bit worries about the act, especially when she says no. Rape accusations can ruin someone's life. Roastie whores.
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>>29196852
It's my favourite too. We could eat it every day if you like. It makes me so happy.
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>>29196791
>>29196845
Yeah okay I guess but how do I make it appear like I'm not a slut?
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>>29190421
rolllllll

digoidehgofuidghoiredbhoirdb
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>>29196889

I'm losing weight so we'll have to limit the lasagna to once a week. Are you good at baking?
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>>29196898
Don't bother not appearing like a slut. Everyone has sex. Stop letting normies shame and peer pressure you into thinking otherwise. There is no reason to be ashamed of sex.
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>>29196898
Um, you don't?
Guys don't actually care. If you're there to fuck, fuck.
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>>29196929
I'm losing weight too so we can at least support each other! I love lemon cakes. I don't bake often but when I do it's really good.
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>>29196984

I'm down 30 lbs so far this year (290 to 260, I'm 6'3). My goal is 200 or so. I've done a good job cutting out soda from my diet and that has helped a lot.

I'm pretty good at grilling. I'm saving up to get a really good grill and a smoker too so I can start smoking meat.
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>>29191112
>>29191249
So penis envy isn't a meme?
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Why is every female only discussion always just about periods and boyfriends? Is that all there is to women
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>>29197084
Well, yes.
Same as no gf small dick manlet feel threads.
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>>29197028
Literally same position as you. Started 290, and i'm 280 right now. Kind of been hovering there lately. Any tips?
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>>29197028
Nice going! Keep it up! I'm down to 175 from 192. I'm 5'3. Still about another 50lbs to go, but I'm pretty pleased with my progress.
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>>29197107

>more veggies
>less sugary and carbonated drinks
>less carbs
>cut out fried and processed shit
>replace potato chips and other unhealthy snacks with fruit and granola bars

>>29197123

That's great. I'm in Kansas if you're wondering whether we are on opposite sides of the world.
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>>29188948

>having a vagina

You're a faggot, TRUE fembots have feminine penises. Get out.
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>>29197159
Is diet soda okay? I drink water primarily but sometimes diet pop is nice.
Also i'm a poor fuck, any good cheap healthy stuff I can get? I always make sure to have a stock of nature valleys for granola bars.
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>>29197171
Ik--I
I-e-I
I--kI
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>>29197084
Why is every male only discussion about poo poo pee pee?
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>>29197206
But they're not. There's women hate threads too.
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>>29197159
Thanks! I'm in England.
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