>birthday today
>30 y/o khv
>tfw you fell for the wizard meme
i feel absolutely nothing.
>i feel absolutely nothing
You must have accidentally lost your virginity at one point then.
legend promised me I would gain vast knowledge and understanding when I turn thirty and keep my holy virginity. The fact you didn't means you did something wrong. It's your fault. I'll be okay though, I'll make it, you just fucked up.
Are you sure you're actually 30 yet? Have you waited until the actual time of your birth? You could be 29.99 right now.
>>29186218
You have acquired the key.
Now you most find the door.
>>29186218
Dude! There's only one thing you can do! http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2050601.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xwizard+hat.TRS0&_nkw=wizard+hat&_sacat=0
Also this so fucking much you don't even know >>29186325
Masturbation counts as having sex with your hand
>>29186218
>i feel absolutely nothing
This is the beginning. Embrace that emptiness, and after a while it becomes you. Since emotions are relative, you will never feel sad if you never feel happy either.
If you can control that void inside, you will begin to unlock powers that will enlighten you to levels normies can't even conceive.
Just make sure you can make money. You'll be alright then.
Also pretty soon you should find yourself able to read the minds of normies from a distance within a few yards.
>implying being a 30 y/o KHV is all it takes to be a wizard these days
modern sex toys, increase in porn quantity/quality, and media/escapism has made it far too easy to be a 30 y/o HKV.
This is the true test of whether or not you unlock arcane powers
>>29186450
It doesn't count as full-fledged sex, but it does drain your mana.
