>BEEEEEEEEEEP
>HONK
>HONK HONK
>BEEEEP
>>29185749
>its a going over to fuck wagies gf while hes at work episode
>>29185749
Thisis the sound of a wagie-herd, or is it a wagie-pack? I don't know.
>>29185802
Is it me or do they keep showing this episode every single day?
>>29185802
>wagies gf
Don't touch my daki, you freak. I've set up an entire invisible laser security system.
I get the wage cuck meme, but what's your stance on salarymen?
HONK
HONK HONKhonk honk
What's even going on? Is the alarm clock going off while I'm in the car?
>>29185749
>honk honk honk hoooonk hooonk hooonk honk honk honk
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS??
stop taunting me
STOP IT
Why are all you motherfuckers working with geese
>>29186208
*boom* *boom* *BOOM*
*loud inhale*
*deafening roar*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
*BOOM* *BOOM*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*BOOM* *BOOM*
TIIIIIIIIIIIICK
*loud rumbling*
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
*windows shattering, car alarms setting off*
>>29186284
keked hard fa/\/\
>>29185749
Hey NEET. I think I hear a voice. I think your mommy is telling you to get a job.
>driving to work
top kek
>not riding your bike
see you later, car cucks :^)
red lights? haha not a problem
>take the subway to work
>watch as almost every single day the same high school kid tries to pick a fight with a bum
I'm just waiting for him to get knocked out by the bum or another passenger.
>>29187080
that's right, after all, it's a big day for NEETy
he has to go and see Dr. Shekelsgoybergenstein for a psychiatric assessment, to try and convince the good doctor that he isn't fit for work
dear oh dear, that's going to be quite stressful for you isn't it, NEETy, let's hope he doesn't declare you fit, eh? you'd be cut off from your only source of money forever!
>>29185749
>pick own hours
>schedule to avoid traffic
>make wagebux at relaxed job
>work for self outside work
>no gf leech, date and dump
>>29187817
That's not how it works, goyim.
>>29186132
>>29187845 here
We're all technically the same in his book - if you're working for someone else, you're a wagecuck basically.
The only way to escape the cycle is NEETdom, or ownership.
>>29185749
>>BEEEEEEEEEEP
>>HONK
>>HONK HONK
>>BEEEEP
>Anon, it's your dad! C'mon, kiddo, you know we have to go job searching today if you want to say in this house! I wouldn't have to drive ya if you had your own license like a normal human being!!!
>>29185749
>it's a "schizo NEET makes his mommy do car noises as she feeds his ass" episode
