Ill start with 1 currently happening to me i fell for the Tinder meme.
>Go on reddit r/amiugly to see if im ugly
>5 comments saying Im above average and wearing nice clothes
>Download Tinder because i have an ego boost
>Take nice photos of myself wearing same cloths
>Even mention in bio that Im 6'4
>Honestly expecting 20+ matches from reddit ego boost/tall meme
>Feeling really good about myself thinking I might finally have a chance
>A week goes by and I've clearly right swiped every girl on there
>Not 1 match
>Not even a bot
>Not even a machine made to swipe right will swipe on me
Well looks like I'm spending another Friday night with you guys. You are my only friends after all :)
Just be yourself.
Confidence matters.
>>29184813
OH BOY
this one is my favorite
Lower your standards
This meme is one that actually contributed to me quitting women altogether.
>believe in the just lower your standards meme
>ask out a few obese women
>I mean actually obese, like 300 pounds
>every single one of them turn me down
>they all give me a response that boils down to me being ugly
OP bumping with another one
>The "bros before hoes meme"
This is the first meme alot of us fell for.
Any underage fags reading this mark my words, nothing good will EVER come from following this bullshit rule. It's made to cuck you
>>29184857
OP here, i did that aswell with Tinder. Still nothing. Unless you have been offered a career in modeling i wouldnt bother with Tinder. It's just a confidence crusher.
>>29184771
You have to understand that there's 80% guys on dating apps. That means you have to be the top 25% of the men to have a chance, being 'above average' will only work if it is 50/50
>>29184895
I don't use Tinder for 4 reasons
>gave up on women years back
>ugly as shit
>afraid that people I see at my job will recognize me
>don't have a Facebook or any social networking bullshit account
>>29184897
>That means you have to be the top 25% of the men to have a chance
Unless you have something in your bio that really pops out to a certain type of girl, like a very eclectic taste in music or literature. It isn't 100% visual, girls using tinder are usually bored, they want to be entertained/talk to someone they could have a cool conversation with
>>29184897
I thought being 6'4 would add a few points and make me in the top 20%. I was so wrong and lost what little confidence i had. I thought i would at least get 1 match.
>>29184771
>>29184950
Either you are posting this as a meme to fuck with robots, something is very very wrong with your bio, or you just need to wait longer. I am completely average looking and still managed to get ~5 matches over a few months which accumulated with me finally getting a date
>>29184771
Post your face and get some robot honesty
>>29184950
I also heard it's difficult if you are young < 22
>>29184921
I was the same until i went on r/amiugly and got bamboozled into thinking i was handsome. I even made facebook that day i was so confident. Also had a picture of me and my dog to add another point, but fuck women are shallow.
They all seriously need to remove their makeup, take a long look in the mirror and ask themselves "Am i actually any better looking than the guys i rejects daily?"
>>29184969
Nope not trolling its all sadly true.
>>29184972
I would rather not be judged by the last friends i have and i just don't have anymore confidence to lose.
>>29185000
Im 22
>>29185043
>Nope not trolling its all sadly true.
Then what exactly did your bio say? If it isn't that bad the problem might just lie with you not waiting long enough and needing to be patient, but I understand that it sucks to wait for something that chads get daily 30 times
>Just ignore the bullies, they will get bored. :)
>>29185043
We won't judge you. Also the thing about 4chan is that you're anonymous and you'll never see us again after this thread. Every thread is like a fresh start.
>>29185068
6'4, Chef and dog lover
Nothing bad about that is there?
Hopefully Im just not being patient enough. I would post a picture of myself but Im fearful that someone will save it and make fun of me later
>>29184771
Ignore tinder, it's fucking rigged unless you are hot or a woman.
>>29185131
You realize you're implying that you cook and eat dogs, right?
>>29184813
>Just be yourself.
No anon, you need to be THE BEST version of yourself.
>Confidence matters.
Confidence actully matters more than looks.
>>29185167
I dont know, does it?
I have a picture with me and my dog and im not asian.
Anyone else fall for the STEM meme
>Robot tier jobs
>Lodsamone
>Growing job market
>A ton of work having to be put in, but it'll be worth it in the end
>Oh wait, it's a normie meme so everyone else is doing the same thing as me
>Swamped job market
>Gotta resort to McDonalds jobs with the art degrees
>>29185186
None of them choose you because they think you cook dog meals, and maybe even fuck the dog first.
>>29185182
>Confidence actully matters more than looks.
>just be confident and talk to her bro
>>29184873
Eh. Depends how what you take it to mean. For me it just means don't cuck your friends. Some people might try to use it manipulatively, like if two guys want the same girl, one says "Let's both forget about her, bros before hoes" and then he goes after the girl anyway. That's bullshit. Or some people might think it means don't go for taken girls ever, which is also bullshit. It's a cuck or be cucked world out there.
I feel like nofap is a meme. I don't talk to girls anyways, so I feel like it's a waste
>>29185131
>6'4, Chef and dog lover
Pretty brief. If you aren't a total 10/10 chad you should put more effort into your bio. And I wouldn't worry about it, being a meme on /r9k/ is probably not going to get you recognized on the street or some shit.
>>29185182
>Confidence actully matters more than looks.
>he actually makes himself believe this
>>29185012
I unironically find girls more attractive when they scrape off their makeup. Not sure if it's the fact that I actually like plain average girls more or if it's that they're seem more real.
Here's how you decide if you should do online dating:
>make a female profile
>fill in location and search radius
>look at guys pictures
>if you are better looking than 80% of them, then get off /r9k/ and enjoy
>if you aren't then either make a fake account to try and score nudes or just delete your account
>>29184813
This is true if yourself doesn't suck. Op
Comes off as insecure.
Post your pics op
>>29185242
It's a meme, it changes absolutely nothing other than the fact that you'll be a little bit more horny and full of cum.
>>29184857
Then maybe you're ugly? They probably figured out right away you have a shit personality.
>>29185182
>Confidence actully matters more than looks.
Depends on the girl
>>29185242
same here, just make me more angry and over the edge.
i talk to girls with confidence( i think so) but i do not know what i do wrong.
>>29184895
I'm a 5/10 on a good day and I fucked 20 girls on tinder in a year.
>>29184944
If you have "literature" in your bio, you're not capable of cool conversation.
>>29185167
What? You need to learn what imply means
>>29185333
Depends on what the girl is interested in man
>>29185273
Well if you go outside you'll realize this too. The real world isn't as judgmental as robots.
>>29185229
>It's a cuck or be cucked world out there.
Cuck not, and be not cucked.
>>29185274
This is a fucking creepy idea
>>29185213
Come on, your thinking way to into it. No way people think that. Girls have the same cat/dog lover shit aswell
>>29185262
Not really sure how to make myself sound more interesting. They're the only good qualitys i have
>>29185321
How? What did your bio say?
>>29185358
No, in this case it doesn't.
>>29185366
I'm probably a special case, but no amount of lifting, confidence, fashion, etc. will make up for a busted face.
>>29185379
not really. if you aren't better looking than 80% dudes that are in your area you're absolutely fucked. Even those whales are getting messages from the top 20%.
>>29185274
This is a pretty good idea. you can see what you are up against.
>>29185392
My bio had some Netflix and chill joke before they were hack
>>29185398
A 'cool conversation' varies from girl to girl. What is your problem?
>>29185410
You really spend too much time on the Internet.
>>29185420
Just trying to help you get rid of loser stuff on your profile
>>29185415
So i should probably add a joke in there.
Do people think its a good idea to delete my account and start again? or should i wait?
>>29185392
>Not really sure how to make myself sound more interesting. They're the only good qualitys i have
Maybe crack a joke here and there, and format it like a sentence rather than just spitting out facts about yourself as single words.
>>29184944
All the while they fuck chad.
>>29185448
Yeah start over. And I suggest just finding a good joke online for it. Robots typically aren't funny
>>29185430
That in no proves my statement false. Let me guess, you're attractive and have had dates & sex. Sorry, but you have no idea what it's like for those who aren't attractive and you really have no clue when it comes to those being ugly.
>>29185460
Yeah but I leave my house.
Post a pic of you
>>29185449
>>29185457
I think i might lurk r/tinder on reddit and steal a joke from the 8th page or something so i don't get caught out.
>>29185480
Who cares if you get caught? It's a joke in your bio. It just has to be one that girl hasn't heard before she swipes.
Most women don't autisticly Google jokes like you might.
>>29185446
>>29185450
I met my current girlfriend via tinder. She said she found me attractive but what really sold me was my bio where I mentioned liking "lo-fi folk" and "meme literature like finnegans wake or ulysses". That is my entire experience using the app and thought I would bring what little perspective I could. My point is simply not all girls like the same stuff in a bio.
>>29185464
I leave my house 5 days a week to work my shitty retail job. I see hundreds of people every day and there's a trend you notice.
>post pic
Never doing that again. Did it once on a /soc/ rate thread and was rated a high of 2, average of 1, and a couple 0s thrown in. Now go ahead and tell me how you don't believe me.
>>29184771
>Tfw 5"9 with average at best face.
>Like a 5 or 6
>Swipe everyone and usually get one in ten matches
I'm as awkward as they come too, just take a picture in a cool location like on a mountain or at the beach. Go to the mall and take a pic with the nicest car you can find and a dog.
>>29185492
This tbqf, if they recognize the joke they browse reddit so they aren't good enough for you in the first place
>>29185492
>Who cares if you get caught?
Yeah shit, no one lol
I don't know about tinder but in my profiles I offer to tell them something (preferably "intellectual") but imply they probably won't be interested in hearing it. girls just love to fucking prove themselves to you. they'll latch onto your interests to prove they are good/smart enough. Don't let them think they're good enough and they'll stay.
>>29185584
>I offer to tell them something (preferably "intellectual") but imply they probably won't be interested in hearing it
Imply how?
>>29185217
>>29185273
Confidence plays a massive factor in your social standings, however it is not the only factor. And by confidence, I mean confidence in what you say and how you act around people, what I dont mean is, walking to every girl you meet and spurg out in front of her. That's not confidence, that's high functioning autism.
>>29185644
>tfw when i might just be high functioning and not confident
>>29185644
If you aren't good looking, which means you probably weren't raised with a lot of positive reinforcement & friends, knowing what to say to women is like walking through a field covered with mines. Looks will always give you confidence.
>>29185498
not that guy but dont believe you
>>29185635
"I read books but you probably never have"
Interestingly enough this is every intellectual ever
>>29185753
I agree. There is storys of the lucky robots who do have chad charisma and got the girl, but 9 times out of 10 they're rich and or famous
>>29184771
It gets worse
Even if you get matches on tinder the response rate from them is like 25%
Then out of those that respond, you'll probably get to bang maybe 25%
>>29185835
When does the ride even end?
>>29184771
>Weed
>Alcohol
>>29185796
This is what I was thinking, there's no way to imply that without sounding like a sperg.
>>29184771
You make your own luck in this world HEE-HEE
>>29184873
i thought it was made by ugly betas to make themselves feel like they are in control of deciding whether they can have sex
>>29185835
I don't know about that response rate, seems about 25% too high
Give up on women and use drugs
>>29185958
This to famalam
>>29185411
This is how you become homo gay
>>29186017
I know, I already like traps
>>29184771
Don't gamble... sure you could win money but you could also lose!
Fucking roasties not understanding highschool maths
>>29186044
But that's not homo gay at all, normie
>>29185131
>not using the robot proven pussy wetter
>Chillin. Lovin life. U kno
Cmon senpai
"Women love black guys!"
This is a normie and 4chan meme
>been on tinder for 3 years
>not a single match
>POF for 2 years
>even the landwhale single moms ignoree
>girls delete their profiles if I message them
I quit
>>29184873
bros before hoes only works if everyone follows this rule. the point of the adage is that bitches aren't worth ruining friendships over
