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2016-06-10 08:53:39 Post No. 29183381
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2016-06-10 08:53:39
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>occasionaly going to a store to buy cheap beer and some groceries off my schizobux
>male cashier forces smalltalk, talk some shit back
>eventually starts recognizing me and we always talk for a brief minute (the only social interaction I get except for talking to my dad)
>he says he's from another city
>one time asks me if I don't mind coming over for a beer to his place
>don't have my phone on me and he doesn't have a pen but I say I will be back tommorow with a phone
>I'm excited I will get a robot friend I can get drunk with
>go to the store this time he's not working the cash register but stocking the shelfs so we have more time to talk
>I type his number into my phone and give him a mis-call
>he eventually goes with "why don't you come over this saturday"
>I'm like cool bro we'll get hammered together haha
>no no bring over friends
>what
>bring a friend so you don't feel out of place
>I will come alone
>you mean you don't have any friends?
>no
>so bring your girfriend or a wife, you do have a girlfriend, right?
>no
>I will be with my fiancee
>walk out of the store in anger and erase his number
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
