Lets play a game robots.
>Pull out cell phone
>Look at recent calls
>List last 5 calls you made by name also list the date
Pizza Hut - June 9th
Dad - June 7th
Mom - June 5th
Thai Restaurant - June 4th
Psychologist - May 31st
tfw you don't even own a cellphone
Work - May 20th: boring work shit
Work - May 18th: boring work shit
Work - May 18th: got called in again the same day, cause shitty coworkers are shitty
Brother - May 14th: called to tell me he had to cancel coming to visit me.
Work - April 26th: most of these calls were people asking me to cover their shifts last minute, and I'm a poorfag so I can't refuse
I don't even like the people I'm covering for, and I don't even like my stupid ass job, but at this point I think I'm a full on robot.
What the fuck am I doing?
Gf - 9th
Bank - 9th
Doctor - 9th
Work - 8th
Friend - 8th
Judge me
I never call anyone i just use my cellphone as an alarm clock
brother - june 9th
work - june 9th
bf - june 8th
ross clothing store - june 8th
bf - june 7th
Sister - June 6th
A literal robot - June 1st
Mom - May 27
Mom - May 21
Mom - May 19
Grandma - June 9
Grandma - June 9
Dad - June 8
Dad - June 7
Dad - June 5
>>29183344
Fembot or fagbot?
dad - 9th
dad - 8th
dad - 7th
female friend - 2nd
female friend - 2nd
i was supposed to be going out for dinner with the girl, but she didnt pick up either of the calls. she never got back to me, either
>>29183455
that's very sad anon, it's nice you still consider her your friend
Mum
Psychologist
Dad
Psychologist
Psychologist
Psychiatrist
Rate and hate, boys.
>>29183078
Dad - 8th June
Doctors - 7th June
Dad - 26th May
Work - 26th May
Hairdresser - 24th May
>Mom
That's my call history.
Dad June 7
Dad June 4
Domino's Pizza June 3
Mom May 29
Domino's Pizza May 27
>Mum - 21st March
>random 0800 number - 1st December 2015
>Work - 12th Feb 2015
>Work - 12th Feb 2015
>Stepdad - 28th Jan 2015
What do I win?
June 2- 18005882300
June 4- Missed call from grandma
June 5- Missed call from grandma
June 5- Missed call from grandma
June 6- Missed call from grandma
if she was dead I wouldn't even know it
>Your call log is empty
June 7 Work
May 24 Uni Mate
May 22 Old Mate
April 27 Hairdresser
April 19 Phone Interview for Journalism Subject
>>29183649
Call your grandma anon. She loves you.
Friend: June 10
Other friend: June 10
Car repair place: June 9
Girlfriend: June 9
Car repair place: June 9
I seem normie by these calls but I promise I'm not.
>>29183675
don't feel like callinng back but it breaks my heart when she visits and says "anon never picks up my calls, he doesn't love me anymore" with a playful but also broken tone
>>29183717
If you called her back it would make her day for sure. Especially if she lives alone. I wish I had called my grandma more before she died.
>>29183717
I feel so guilty about my treatment of grandma that now I can't sleep. maybe will give her a friendly 4:34 am call.
>>29183816
my grandfather is still alive and they do everything together so I don't feel that bad
>>29183189
>Gf
Get out normie! GET OUT! NOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>bf - 6/9
>car place 6/9
>mommy 6/9
>bf 6/8
>grandmom 6/8
Thanks for reminding me I gotta pick up napkins and plates for my brothers birthday party
Received calls:
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Dialled numbers
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Missed calls
Telemarketing 10/6/2016
Telemarketing 8/6/2016
Moms ex 21/5/2016
Mom 17/5/2016
I dont even know why i have a phone. I dont have friends, i dont ever call anybody, i dont answer to strangers and i have never had a bond between my parents.
Dont even ever remember having a real conversation with them.
My phone is fucking ancient so i cant even use any apps on it.
Step brother
Brother
Dad
Job
Dad
Dealer 4/06
Mother 25/05
Mother 13/05
Friend 12/04
Mother 04/04
Ladyfriend (we planned lunch)-June 9th
Other Ladyfriend (got directions for a party)-June 9th
Dad (dad stuff)-June 9th
55 year old ladyfriend (she's super cool and we caught up on life)-June 8th
Brother - June 9th
Mom's boyfriend - June 8th
Coworker - June 7th
Wrong number - June 6th
Mom - June 5th
>mom
>Dad
>Chinese takeout
>Firefighters emergency number
>Dad 3 times
These are all my calls of the last 3 months
Mom- June 8
Grandmother-May 11
Master squinter (my asian boss)- April 20
Marian- March 1
Dad- February 23
Dealer
Friend
Business Partner
Client
Friend
All today.
Yall niggas need lives.
Message Bank - May 23rd 2016
Mum - May 23rd 2016
Mum - April 6th 2016
Mum - February 26th 2016
Brother - December 5th 2015
Well this sure puts my life into perspective.
>>29183818
My grandma was the last on a long list of family betrayals to me
All I have left are my cousins since everyone else has fucked me over and even then my relationship with my same age cousin won't the best
I did see my grana last week, first time this year and only because she noticed how much my mom fucked me over and tried to quasi apologize
Dad - today
Aunt - 8th
Dad - 8th
Aunt - 8th
Dad - 7th
>>29184193
Well my grandma is nice and gives me many presents and I still don't call I am just a bad grandchild
friend - yesterday
friend - wed
friend - wed
friend - wed
friend - wed
i have a handful of friends left which is good, although i feel they just tolerate me now
I delete all my recent calls.
>>29184301
Well you know thats an entirely different situation
I can't really trust anyone in my family so I don't know what to say. Maybe never let your guard down?
All wrong numbers..
>>29183078
Calls that I made?
>called work yesterday
>taxi on sunday night (to get to work).
Those are the only calls i've made in the last 2 months.
Friend No. 1 - 2nd of June
Phone Company - 2nd of June
Friend No. 2 - 18th of May
Home - 17th of May
Friend No. 3 - 20th of April
I mostly use facebook though
>>29184361
How did they betray you
My family is small (me, mom, dad, grandpa and grandma) and we rarely interact or express feelings. no one gets betrayed because we all just kind of exist alongside each other and we never really trusted each other that much anyway to begin with. I still love my family I guess.
>>29183078
mom - 9th
dad - 9th
friend - 8th
dad - 6th
mom - 5th
who actually calls the pizza place when you can just order online and not deal with anyone
>>29183676
>gf
>multiple friends
Gtfo normie.
Brother - 2h ago
Friend 1 - Yesterday
Dad - Yesterday
Friend 2 - Yesterday
Friend 1 - Yesterday
Mom - may 15
Wrong number - may 6
Big sis - april 23
Wrong number - april 3
Dad - february 22
Gas company - may 15
Fedex - march 4
Sister - January 28
pizzeria - January 12
Friend - January 12
Guy that I carpool with 9th
Guy that I carpool with 8th
Guy that I carpool with 7th
Guy that I carpool with 6th
Mom 6th
Grandma - may 7th
Some guy who I sold my guitar to - may 6th
Some guy who I sold my guitar to - may 4th
Mother - may 2nd
Father - may 2nd
>>29184454
Long as fuck story
Parents separate and a couple years later I attempt suicide because of depression, my mom convinces my dad to take me on a vacation because it could help me and when we come back we find out she didn't give a shit about me getting better, she wanted an excuse to get my dad out of town to rob his place which she did
So my dad gets mad and stops giving her money, tells me to get whatever I need directly from him so my mom starts treating me like shit, picking fights and I get mad and pick fights too, she gets fed up with me and gets my uncle and grandma to file a police report saying they witnessed me beating her to kick me out which never happened and I never hit her
I go live with my dad, cut contact with her for a year and a half, move alone, start seeing her again and a year after my dad hands her the divorce papers and her answer was to call the police and bring them to my home while lying to me so I open the door and shows them the drawer where I have the nasty habit of keeping every empty package of the medication I have been taking for a year and she knows this but tells them I just took over 250 pills to try to commit suicide and then that she stopped me from jumping out the window for good measure to incriminate my dad because he is supposed to hand me a week's medication at a time which he does, police took away my phone and I only avoided getting committed to a psych ward because I refused to talk to anyone until I called my dad and they are legally obligated to let one family members there if I request so, also he is a lawyer. I spent the whole day there
From my dad's side my dad was a drunk asshole most of my life and my aunt pulled some nasty shit on me basically telling me I'm not part of the family
>>29183078
Girlfriend
Taxi
Girlfriend
Taxi
Taxi
Girlfriend
All today
-Mother Today 2:33PM
-147 Yesterday 12:03PM
-14* Yesterday 12:03PM
-Mother Tuesday 7 june 3:55PM
-Unknown 081212100951 monday 6 June 7:50PM
wow...i just realized.....that i better kill myself soon
I haven't called anyone in 2 years. I changed cellphone since then. My mom called me 5 times yesterday though.
>girl who wants to rent a party room - 10/06
>organisation cashier - 09/06
>building inspector - 09/06
>friend of mine - 06/06
>Pizza place - 05/06
I'm not counting recalls. Yes, I'm a normie.
>Driving instructor, 1st of June
>Driving instructor, 31st of May
>Brother, 20th of May
>Mom, 17th of May
>Mom, 19th of April
Dad
Mum
Dad
Mum
Dad
>mfw qt girl ask to put her number in my phone when contact list only has two entries
>mum
>dad
>>29184874
Heavy but exciting story. for an asshole drunk your dad seems decent. Mom sounds like a bitch for lying about you and making your already shit life worse. she doesn't care about you she only cares about revenge. she's mad she thinks you took your dad's side or something. your parents dragged you into their mess huh.
I think I'll call my grandma after all.
>>29184800
That guy should stop being so fucking late every time.
Best friend - yesterday
Dad - 4 days ago
Mom - 4 days ago
Friend I see about once a year - 4 days ago
Grandmother - 4 days ago
Dad - 8th
Psychiatrist - 6th
Psychiatrist - 4th
Indian kid in my programming class - 5/31
Dad - 5/29
Neat.
>>29184896
aw yea someone's been gettin it in playa high five it
>Dad
>Dad
>kid from high school that I knew but was too scared to answer
>Mom
>Dad
>>29183649
>18005882300
Buyin some carpet there, anon?
>>29185334
I was waiting for someone to mention that. wanted to make sure my phone was working because I was not receiving calls and for some reason that's always the first number that comes to mind. Could have called grandma but no, the sweet, sultry, recorded voice of Empire Today carpeting man telling me to press 1 is all I want.
Mum
Mum
Mum
Mum
Mum
Rip.
Work - 7th
Dad's Work - 3rd
Work - 16th
Grandpa - 14th
Work - 13th
Random guy that got miss calls - May 20, 2016
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>>29183078
>Nan Yesterday
>Uncle Monday
>Sister Sunday
>Mum Sunday
>Nan Sunday
I have friends, I swear, I just talk to them on literally anything that isn't a phone call
Dad - 9th
Friend - 9th
Friend - 9th
Friend - 9th
Girl FRIEND - 9th
>inb4 normalfag
I have never owned a cell phone nor will I ever/
Taxi - June 10th
Taxi - June 9th
Mom - June 9th
Local pizza place - June 7th
Mom - June 6th
boss-today
boss-yesterday
therapist-tuesday
boss-tuesday
dentist's office-monday
Living that friendless wageslave life.
All my mom yesterday because she was trying to tell me something but her signal kept cutting out
Dad - June 9
Friend #1 - June 9
Gamestop - June 9
Friend #2 - June 8
Friend #3 - June 8BONUS: Sister - June 5
Gf - yesterday
Tyre Shop - Tuesday
Dad - Friday
Dad - 2nd 0f June
Dad- 2nd of June
Dunno why I called him twice in a day. Maybe he didn't pickup.
>>29184321
normie die
>Supervisor
>Supervisor
>Supervisor
>Best friend
>Telemarketer
