Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Why don't you have any friends?
Why don't you have a job?
Not disciplined enough from starting near the bottom. And unlucky to start there
I never try.
Answered all three questions at once.
Because I don't care about any of those things.
>>29183062
because i dont give a fuck anymore
friends turn to foes and foes turn to memories
because im rich as fuck nigga
>>29183062
Jokes on you, at least I do have a job :^)
>>29183062
I don't have a girlfriend because I' a digusting fat slob of a man without hobbies or interests that wastes his life infront of a PC to be in the company of people who have it worse than me so I can feel somewhat good about my life.
I have friends because I used to be a better person.
I have a job because my family pushed me into it.
Self employed master race here.
Make $50 every day from drawing shitty futa and furry porn. Want to kill myself.
Also loving with mommy and daddy so no rent, food cost etc.
No gf cause I'm super short and self-conscious.
>>29183636
do you go to furry conventions? girls who go to places like that have very warped standards, and will potentially be impressed enough with your drawing abilities that they won't mind your height.
>>29183636
Whoop, that you?
No girlfriend because the vast majority of women are uninteresting or don't fit my particularly vague brand of attractiveness.
I have a couple friends, but they work a lot or live far away. I start grad school soon so I'll probably be forced to make some friends with similar interests and thinking patterns. Could be good for me.
I don't have a job because work fucking sucks. I worked retail for 8 months and wanted to kill myself. The only work worth doing is work that pays well and fulfills you emotionally, and I don't have access to either type of job at the moment. I'll probably start driving with Lyft or Uber just so I can make some money and get out of the house. I have quite a bit of cash but I'm running out so I need something to supplement my lifestyle (which is basically just video games and fast food).
>>29183671
Screw you man, that happens way to often, this is why I don't go out.
I'm not even that short, I'm 5'4 (1.64m)
>>29183062
I don't have any of those because I'm an ugly robot.
Women only care about looks and money.
Friends only keep you around if you have something to give them, which I don't.
Employers only want you if you're experienced and have connections.
I have no gf cause I'm a fat autistic fuck. Why do you think I'm here in the first place?
Why I no longer have friends is a vit of a long story, but it basically involves a liberal fuck who I've known since elementary school convincing my old high school friends that I am satan himself.
But I do have a job. It's a shit job, a dead end that I'll never advance in cause there's nowhere to "advance" to.
>>29183700
you sound very angry (and unpleasant) which is probably the reason nobody likes you. i'm glad you have an income though.
>>29183671
>Screw you man, that happens way to often, this is why I don't go out
What people asking If you're Whoop? Are you reponding to the wrong person?
>>29183690
>>29183719
And now I responded to the wrong person. Happens all the time.
>>29183715
Maybe I am
But what my old acquaintance did to me really hurt. She was straight up lying about me too.
Now none of my friends talk to me, save for the other autistic fuck I tried to defend in the whole debacle that resulted in my friendless world.
I don't even talk to the dude I defended much, it just an awqard stance of: whelp, we're both in this sinking shit-ship. What do we do now?
>>29183062
Too short and don't care about social interaction
Don't care about social interaction
I do
>>29183879
Go to the gym everyday and you'll stop being a whiny bitch, and you won't be fat, and you'll have friends woo!
>>29183062
poor social skills
>>29183062
I do anon, it's great
>>29184294
do tell
original spicy chicken
Average life through highschool. Never tried, didn't fail. Just middled. Same goes for my social life. Got through it after years of bullying, but the end I had people to talk to, but not hang out with after school and shit. After I graduated I just sorta wanted to give up, so I did. I don't have a girlfriend because I know I'm not good enough for one, and I have so much more in my life to sort out before I actually consider dating.
>>29183062
Jokes on you I have all of those thingsAnd yet I am up past 3 am browsing 6 different boards because I just dropped out of the 2 summer classes I was going to take and I feel like my motivation to continue moving forward in life is being sapped by every moment I spend not sleeping or playing vidya
>>29184367
Please leave
This board is for robots and failed normies, not chads having a bad day.
>>29184381
I'm sorry I will go back to lurking, thanks for the (You)
>I'm mentally unstable/pretty fucked
>I don't know, probably same as reason #1
>I do have a job
>>29183062
I have the girl but took 25 "Nope" from 25 other girls before i could have her
I have the friends but now almost a town hates me
I just miss the job...cause i'm a lazy ass
>>29183062
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I'm not refined with strangers.
Girls like strangers that act refined.
I'll get there tho, if another important one breaks my heart. I'll become the greatest chad and fuck and dump so cleanly it will become legal rape.
>Why don't you have any friends?
People do not like to hear the truth, unless it is delivered in a "nice" way. I'm not good at that yet, but read above.
I do have friends tho, so I read the question as: why don't you make many friends easily.
>Why don't you have a job?
Just ended HS, let me rest.
>>29184381
This board is for everyone, numbnut.
>I'm a useless NEET with no motivation
>I'm too autistic to have friends
>I don't want to work
Because I'm not a qualified normalfag and I don't try hard enough.
>>29183062
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I have one girl who seems interested. I think something could become of it.
>Why don't you have any friends?
I don't have a lot, but I do have a fair amount and they're reliable.
>Why don't you have a job?
I'm lookin.
>>29183062
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Never tried, the girls near me have pretty low standards but they all fucking cheat
>Why don't you have any friends?
Block myself from ever getting close to anyone
>birthday was the 8th
>turn off birthday on any social media I use
>only family remembered even though I distance myself from all of them
>Why don't you have a job?
Have an interview at two places but I need to get a car to actually get there since neither is nearby
>>29183062
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Too lazy. I feel like getting a gf and getting sex are too much effort. I'd have to go get fit since I'm so out of shape it's not funny. Not full fatass but skinnyfat and heading towards fatass. It's easier to just watch porn.
>Why don't you have any friends?
I have plenty of them. A lot of them are away for the summer though, going to the beach etc. I'm not much of a beach guy myself. Don't have much of a body to show off.
>Why don't you have a job?
Because I'm in college and my family isn't poor, so I'm profitting off of college via some tricky welfare schemes rather than going into debt through it. Debt+gradecucks BTFO.
Because I have Schizophrenia.
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I honestly don't think i could approach a girl and ask her out, or even talk to her.
>Why don't you have any friends?
I don't know how to keep a conversion going passed the greeting.
>Why don't you have a job?
I'm a student, if i took a job i would fail my studies.
>>29183062
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Too much work for (probably) too little profit.
Why don't you have any friends?
Same as above.
Why don't you have a job?
I do.
>>29183062
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I don't see the point, it's expensive and takes time. I'm young and not looking to get married for another 13 years. Might as well keep the money for later.
>Why don't you have any friends?
I really don't like people, talking to them, being near them.
>Why don't you have a job?
I do. I start in a month and I have a free place to live in with nothing to pay for except food. They give me a 300 euros bonus for food.
>>29183062
no confidence. i don't even like myself, i wish i was someone else
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
- Broke up with her because she was too normal.
Why don't you have any friends?
- I have too many, they're getting annoying.
Why don't you have a job?
- Internship, but yeah
>>29183062
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Because I tried to get a girl once and failed. It was not worth all the work and hassle just to get a female to like me. I'd rather use my hand to get sexual pleasure than treating a woman as a princess just to MAYBE get her to become my gf or even like me at all. Doesn't help that I'm a 4/10 or 5/10 either.
>Why don't you have any friends?
Because no one wants to be friend with an introvert NEET.
>Why don't you have a job?
Because I see no point in being a wagecuck. I'll survive as long the government and wagecucks can pay for my meals and shit.
If they stop paying me NEETBUX I'll commit crimes so I end up in prison or something. If I got the chance probably go on a shooting spree and kill as many normies before I off myself.
>>29183062
Dude, let's just have an Eliza thread. Don't diddle daddle.
>>29185532
>to get married for another 13 years
>falling for the marriage meme at all
Why would you want to get rid of 50% of your stuff?
