I'm bored as fuck.
I've fucked 30+ girls.
I wanna tell sexy stories.
Ask me anything.
>>29182184
How long have you been exaggerating the number to your sexual partners?
>>29182194
Yeah I'd accuse me of lying too, but I'm not.
Whether you believe me or not, enjoy some titties.
>I've fucked 30+ girls.
wow someone's got a dull imagination
>>29182239
that girl is really hot
>>29182840
Fuck yeah she is. I wish I had more of her.
>>29182239
why the hell do you keep posting nudes of some girl that isn't one that you fucked and is way hotter than any of the supposed 30 girls you've fucked. what a shit thread.
>pepperoni pizza nipples.
>>29182883
do you not want to see titties?
shit, fine then i'll stop posting titties
i thought that was the one thing we could all agree over but i guess not
>>29182866
this one is not as hot as that one
How many were prostitutes?
>>29182932
probably all for OP
>>29182184
Have you ever been cuckolded?
>Be Chad
>Brag about banging lots of whores in a time when the sexual market is easy as fuck for Chads
Even more pathetic than you making this shit up. Have you fucked a famous actress or celebrity? If not, then why should we give a fuck?
Just post titties. If you have a knack for story-telling and have something at least out of the ordinary I'll allow you to humor me.
i fucked 22, but i dont really brag about it because they were mostly 6's, 7's and maybe 2 objective 8s
These are shit nudes. Ugly af Stacy dolls with pizza nipples
>>29182932
0
>>29182951
Nope
Unless you're one of those people that thinks exes fucking guys after you break up is cucking
Fucking stupid
>>29182967
You should give a fuck because I've got nothing better to do and neither do you.
>>29182983
By popular demand, I will continue to post titties.
I'd love to tell some stories though. Anything in particular you're interested in?
>>29182988
Mine have honestly ran the gamut from 1 to 10. But whatever, they all seem like 10s when your dick is in them.
>>29182993
Then post better ones, faggot
>>29183013
>Anything in particular you're interested in?
Nothing particular, just get raunchy as fuck m8.
>>29183031
That doesn't give me a lot of direction.
I've fucked older chicks and younger girls, really hot chicks and really ugly chicks, virgins and sluts, basically any type of girl you could imagine.
Tell me what's up your alley and I'll greentext away.
>>29183087
Tell me about the ugly chicks. The more description the better.
>>29183103
In general the ugly chicks are usually fat chicks. A lot of them are awesome fucks though. Like I said earlier, any girl seems like a 10 when your dick is in her.
Anyway here's one
>be in college
>working on last paper i have to do before i leave for summer
>some girl i went to high school with is drunk as shit and keeps pestering me on facebook
>fat girl, curly brown hair, glasses, big tits because she's fat, probably not more than 2/10
>mostly ignoring her because i want her to shut the fuck up so i can work
>eventually starts begging me to come fuck her because she wants my attention
>no fuck off fat chick
>keeps begging anyways
>finish my paper around 11pm
>fuck yeah done with school, feel great
>bitch still begging
>why the fuck not
>go over her place expecting her to be all talk because she's a virgin (probably kissless virgin desu)
>nope, drunk as fuck and up for anything i want
>she blows me
>tear her clothes off and start fucking her
>jesus christ is she tight
>bareback her, don't last very long because she's so tight, cum inside her
>drink a little with her while we recover
>fuck her again doggystyle
>last way longer
>cum in her again
>~3am
>she's passing out so i go home
>never speak to her again
pretty good actually, 7/10 fuck i'd say
C H A D L I F E
>>29183208
why would you cum inside a girl (especially a fat 2/10)? aren't you afraid of getting her pregnant, her keeping the kid, and the rest of your life being ruined?
>>29183390
Because I'm dumb
Can't fucking help it though, it feels awesome
Post a pic of just one of the 30.
Not asking for a nude.
But it looks like a bare-faced lie to be claiming you banged so many women, while posting pics of over-posted random whores.
>>29182239
Why are girls' rooms always so messy in these kind of pics? You want to take a picture, at least take a minute and pick up your shit of the floor.
>>29182184
have you also found that blonde chicks have the worst smelling and tasting vags?
>>29183489
Shit, sure why not, here's one of the girls I fucked.
>>29183540
No clue.
Probably because they know we'll fuck them anyways.
>>29183576
Never really noticed a trend.
>>29183612
She's pretty nice m8, should've held on to her.
>>29183638
She wasn't anything special, a good drunk fuck but I've had way better
OP, tell about your first time.
>>29183739
It's not much of a story, but here goes
>be me, 18
>be dating girl, 16
>dorky girl, a little chubby
>super overprotective mother
>mother goes to some thing far away one night (fuck if I remember)
>"my mom's gonna be gone come over and let's have sex"
>come over
>take her clothes off
>holy fuck how has she been hiding that nice body from me?
>nervous, can't get it up
>eventually get it up
>have really lame sex on her bed
>cum inside condom
>date her for the next 3 years
>cheat on her 9001 times
>>29183798
Whoops I've been forgetting the titties, my bad
what positions do girls like the best?? which ones should i do while banging
only had sex two times so never got to practise that much. did missionary and doggy but kinda sucked at both
i'm 21 and this is really bothering me
>>29184384
Depends on the girl. One trick I've found though is if you fuck them missionary, but put your hands on their ass and lift up just a little bit, your cock will bump right up into their g-spot and it'll drive them crazy.
But overall, do whatever positions you want, you're there to enjoy yourselves, not be her bitch.
>>29184424
okay nice hopefully i'll get to try that soon. just hopped on the tinder trend and even I can get girls on there.
but which ones do you enjoy yourself? funny enough I have never watched that much porn or read about sex because i thought it was okay ish when i did it
but thinking about it both girls were probably horrible at fucking
---also
how do you get girls to leave you alone after fucking them?? im scared of meeting someone from tinder and them starting to bother me or actually show up at my door
last girl i fucked would not stop calling me and started crying etc was not fun at all
and girls who just fuck people at random cus they talked over the a phone app must be crazy imo
>>29184448
Which positions? Depends on the girl
Skinny girls with really nice asses are best for doggy
Bigger girls with really nice tits are best for missionary
>how do you get girls to leave you alone after fucking them??
Ignore them? Never had a bitch get crazy enough to show up at my house. Although I guess there weren't very many that I actually fucked at my own house, so most didn't know where I lived.
But yeah, those sound like crazy bitches. Have fun with them.
>>29182988
Ugly girls are usually more eager to please you. The beautiful ones have a much more inflated ego, so they feel that lying starfish is all the contribution they need.
Fat sluts are disgusting to look at for example, but usually give mean bjs.
>>29184505
OP here, this is 100% true
God I love fucking fatties
>>29182184
OP, I fucking hate women. Please share any stories about mistreating/abusing women, it would please me greatly.
>>29183208
>And then you woke up
Le orgininale
>>29184526
>Calling this a fatty unironically
>>29184531
Well I've never done any like, really abusive stuff, but I've cheated on girls a ton of times if emotional abuse counts.
I've also taken a lot of virginities, sometimes quite roughly.
>>29182184
Why are you such a massive faggot?
Oragamarino
>>29184576
Sorry, pic was meant to be unrelated
When I say fatties, I mean actual fatties
>>29182184
Tell us a story you like to tell, then tell us a story you don't
Fucking Chads everywhere.
Have you ever cucked someone? Was he a robot?
>>29182184
Whats the oldest woman youve fucked OP? Or do you prefer younger bitches?
Greentext an anal story?
>>29182184
I don't need your advice, filthy normalfag but I could use some advice
> be Eurofag, living in germoney
> kissless virgin, 25
> met suer cute grill
> been on several dates with her over a timespan of 3 months
> intense making out and groping evertyem, no sex tho.. long story
> she's from south america, doing au pair here
> i confront her about not wanting to spend the night with me
> says she might have problems staying here any longer, lots of worries so she can't get into a serious relationship of any sort right now
> tell her it's over then bc I only want a real relationship
> regret the fuck out of that decision because she was the cutest, hottest, sweetest grill I've ever met
> I know there's other girls out there but the chance of finding one like her.. and her actually liking me. It will take decades
I'm pretty sure I'm not yet friendzoned. Is there hope for another go if I message her, asking how she's doing? Should I, OP?
