ITT: post anything that makes you rage
this kind of people
>Be me, pull an all-nighter (which is incredible considering the current circumstances)
>Literally 8.30am, so every1 should be still asleep
>Want to take a piss, bring the empty bottles down and then brush my teeth before hopping into bed
>As i have just stepped outside i notice someone's standing in the hallway in front of my room (there's another door between it which is half open most of the time)
>I make out the overweight shape of my father
>Fat fuck dad just standing there and staring in the distance within the general direction of sisters room with an empty glance, i assume he's looking at the dog in there or something
>Literally almost gets a heart attack when i greet him which gets him out of his trance, pretends to/says he didn't even hear me
>Immediately occupies the bathroom after having bitched at me the dumb retarded cuckold fuck
>Occupies bathroom so i have to go downstairs to piss, turns out the fucking cunt is already downstairs too, they both woke up way too early again
>Have to wait till i could brush teeth just now
Shit like this is just so utterly kafkaesque you know
Sometimes i wonder if they have a sixth sense for always fucking up my plans
>Shrek is a movie about loving yourself and accepting people for who they are on the inside despite perceived physical flaws
>the entire movie they make fun of Lord Farquad for being short
whores, i hate the fucking whores
Myself.
Iriginkliijki
>>29182499
Why? I love whores. Easy and convenient sex.
>the club can't even handle me right now!
>>29182468
>lord farquaad
>lord fuckwad
>tfw it took you over a decade to notice
>>29182097
Shit threads.
Original criticism.