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>tfw gf gave me my old jacket back to wear so I could "make
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>tfw gf gave me my old jacket back to wear so I could "make it smell" like me again because she snuggles up with it when I'm gone and says it smells like I do and makes her feel like I'm hugging her.
>Tfw wearing it to bed
>Tfw she just washed it and it smells like apples

Girls are so fucking cute, my heart can't even handle it. Does your gfs do cute things, guys?
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I have a bad feel right now :(
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>>29182070
I stuck it in her ass once and then she shit all over my bed.
I miss my dog
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>you'll never cut OP's fingers and toes off 1 by 1

How do I live, bros?

Why go on in this worst of all possible worlds?
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a girl borrowed my sweatpants once and gave them back to me a weak later.

they smelled so fucking good that i didn't wash them for months
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>>29182121
That was probably your fault cutie ;)
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>>29182070
My dad works for Nintendo and he says the NX will be able to play PS5 games.
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>>29182070
FUCK you go away get out of here leave shoo go
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Yeah, she lets me cum down her throat. Feels like being embraced by Gods warmth.
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>>29182121
Girls have really good smelling everything. When I spoon my gf she just has this really nice smell about her. It always relaxes me
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>first half year of being together bf has job that leaves him with a distinct smell
>eventually quits
>his best friend still manages the business though
>being around best friend triggers smell memories of puppy love
>pretend I dislike the friend so I don't have to smell him and feel weird feels
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>>29182160
Cuck your bf. You know you want to
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>>29182070
Sounds nice OP, sounds nice.
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>>29182106
Whooo boy, good laugh lad. I haven't heard that one for a while :^)
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>>29182070
why are you askin r9k OP
you know the obvious answer...
if you're not lying you're a lucky man OP
a lucky man...

inb4 she wears the jacket while fucking chad behind your back
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>>29182070

egf keeps saying "fuck off" and bye as she's rushing to go somewhere at 5am. She was missing all day from 6am to 11:30pm. Claims going to babysit for her sister daily from 4am to 9:30pm. Literally no contact or barely any throughout that time. No calls allowed at her "sisters place", no nothing when her sister gets home from work. Has no issue with cursing me out after an entire day apart only to leave on that note.

Girls are so fucking cute.

Yeah, with their throats slit and their limbs cut off. Like a jigsaw each limb dumped in a dumpster across the city. So fucking cute.
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>>29183396
When's the next time you'll see her?
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you are a dick.
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>>29183442

9:30pm lol
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>>29182070
She's gonna make Chad wear it while he's fucking her.
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>>29182070

My ex used to take my hoodies and then swap them on a weekly basis for exactly this reason. She was so tiny she'd wear them round like a dress. It was adorable.
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>>29183396
This whole comment is fucking poetry.
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>>29182070

>tfw girl steals your t-shirt from your locker and wears it in class for you to see
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>tfw gf leaves panties on the bedside table for you to 'steal'
>tfw she admits to it
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>>29182070
I am soooo sad

Fuck off robot
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You're a reaI piece of shit, OP.
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>>29186068
Fuck i want to know this feel
Only cute cotton panties or boyshorts tho, thongs and anything with lace are for sluts and would make me dump her
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>>29184740
yes mine did that too. In bed she liked to wear tshirts of mine

>>29182141
this is the GOAT feeling. much better than inside a vagina
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>tfw grill friend borrows you her sweater so you don't get cold getting home
>it's too small but it's warm and smells of coconut
>wear it for the rest of the evening even after getting home
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>>29184827
Tfw you once took home a girl's sweatshirt in 1st grade on accident and had to awkwardly give it back
Tfw she stole yours and it smelled great
Tfw this never happens to you again
Tfw watch girls steal other guys' sweatshirts in hs (my school had poofy sweatshirts that were super comfy)

It's practically a sign of approval, still no girls like me and that's okay. I just miss young love cuz I missed out on it so hard. It's okay though, if I had it, all I would've done was hurt my heart.
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>tfw no bf jCket to wear that's too big for me
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>>29187007
the word you're looking for is "lent." Girlfriend LENT you her sweater.
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>>29182070
Fiona used to wear my clothes all the time. Even my shoes. Life was good then.

Now it fucking sucks.
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>>29187207
Thanks anon, English is not my first language so it's always helpful when somebody points out this kind of stuff.
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>>29187207
Don't be mad cus you don't have a girlfriend, now.
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>this will never happen to you

Why. Even. Live.
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You made me remember how my exgf leant me her scarf And said that I should wear it so that it would be like I was being hugged by her to protect me from the cold, or something like that.
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>gf gives me her old panties to wear
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I find it cute whenever my gf asks "Can I have a kiss?"

I dunno. Something is cute about how she asks me instead of just going for it
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>>29187398
>>29187398
And she does it in that baby voice that's both joking and serious and you know she'll actually be sad if she doesn't get a kissu, right?

goils aren't all that bad, robots. They're pretty and soft and cute
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She was whimpering and shifting in her sleep.
I woke her up and hugged her tight.

>tfw saved her from a nightmare
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>>29187649
>bring her to my hometown
>reconnecting with old friends at my house
>about to walk around my yard
>she walks inside without saying anything
>would assume bathroom or something but she was just inside 15 minutes before
>follow her in
>find her in the guest room with tears in her eyes
>social anxiety got to her
>hug her from behind
>calm her down
>cuddle the rest of the night
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This thread hurts

Fambam
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>>29188300
Nice doobs
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>>29187587
I love girls I just wish they would love me back
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>>29182070

>tfw wan wan gave me my old jacket back to wear so I could "make it smell" like me again because it snuggles up with it when I'm gone and says it smells like I do and makes it feel like I'm hugging her.
>Tfw wearing it to bed
>Tfw it just washed it and it smells like wan wans

wan wans are so fucking cute, my heart can't even handle it. Does your wan wan do cute things, guys?

WAIT NONE OF THIS HAPPENED I WANT A HUSKY!!!!!! RRRRRREE!!!!!!!!!!!
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The board hates women in every way possible and spends all day doing it, then this glorious thread comes around and is hitting them so hard in the feels.
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>>29187730
>social anxiety got to her
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>>29182070
My ex would send me pictures of her mouth full of cun because her new boyfriend thought is was funny that he stole her from me.
He pumped and dumped her a month later and she aborted. Now she rides the cock carousel with druggies


Before she did all of that, she'd wear my shirts. I'm so big compared to her that they fit her like a dress, so she wouldn't wear anything but panties underneath it
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bubmb ;-;
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>>29189545
It's projection.

Robots hate themselves, they project it onto women, yet all they want is some love.


>>29189642
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>29182070
>mfw i used to do this with my ex
youre still in the honeymoon period by the sounds of it lad
watch out
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