>see ant in room
>panic mode
One on my desk earlier, my life flashed before my eyes as I started looking for any food i had left out
>Feel tingly sensation on foot
>Look at it
>There's a spider climbing up my leg
>found a trail of ants in my room once
>use raid on my whole room
>shit smells fucking foul, have to let it air out a few days
>never had ants again
>find ant on pillow
>kill it, spray shit everywhere, check pillow every night from then on, have ant-related nightmares
>find spider on pillow
>brush it off side of the bed
I honestly don't get why people hate spiders
This whole thread is satire, right? It's hard to tell in /r9k/.