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>tfw you lose control of your life
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>tfw you lose control of your life
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>>29181389
KILL YOURSELF SUCCBOI
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>>29181389
Is that you or is this guy your husbando

cause I see him WAY too much here

this isnt /soc/ btw
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>>29181389
he looks pretty chunky in that pic.
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>implying I've ever had full control
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why do all robots have no jaws?
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>>29181560
Turible skeletal malocclusions stemming from years and years of thumb-sucking, mouthbreathing and bad oral posture.
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>>29181834
Why do normies pretend to not believe in oral posture?
>mom lost her shit at us whenever she caught us mouth breathing
>told us if we slept with our mouths open insects would crawl into them
>we all have strong substantial jaws
>mention jaw posture is passing
>mom starts telling me that the very concept is nuts
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>>29181877
Because normies are mentally ill, friend.

Sure, in some respects, they're more normal than us, above us, but in order to excel in society, you have to be a certain kind of person. A person who isn't in touch with reality. A man who very rarely ponders upon the nature of things, and never questions it all. To a Normie, lieing is better than telling the truth if it saves feelings from being hurt, your past doesn't matter because everything is apparently malleable and authority is always right.

Normies, I've found, are hypocrites and often contradict themselves.
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give me hard liquor all day
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>>29181560
Jaws are a result of high test.
Every robot is a sackless piece of shit and hence produces no test at all.
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he has that face of a nickelodeon sidekick who has grown up after falling from fame
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>>29182356
>he has the face of a non alpha man who has seen the truth about the world
FTFY
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>>29182356
>tfw beans from even stevens works as a elf at a mall in my area.
scary af
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>>29182310
Stupidest piece of broscience I've ever heard.
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>>29182427
>tfw when i'm stuck with rabbit theet for the rest of my life unless I do a scary ass shit operation

I'll never find a gf
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THOUSANDS OF FEET MARCH TO THE BEAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw1pGUhG7Q
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and a true robot rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqb_SGxXQ50
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>>29182604
This is really fucking good
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>>29182679
verb t is amazing
and mf doom is classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EfMMNTD1x4
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food wishes is a great channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q4IdyIF__c
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>>29182604

you are a true patrician and i raise my glass to you

now skank to the nazi ska ya fucking jew
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>>29181389
FUCK I HATE SEEING THIS FAGGOT EVERYWHERE

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29184849
he is the r9k king
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>>29184849
>You shall inspire to be like him young robot
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>>29181389
There, there mr Johnson. I'm sure some people liked your cancerous commentary.
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>>29181436
I think that's what he means by he's lost control of his life. It started as him just posting his own picture over and over a whole bunch on both /soc/ and /r9k/, but I think he did it enough that people have officially begun to start reposting his picture because they couldn't all be selfposts at this rate.
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>>29181389
Fuck off normie attention whore.
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>>29181834
>tfw my parents tried to get me to stop sucking my thumb but I wouldn't listen
>tfw my parents were kind of total pushovers so I never developed any discipline.
>tfw my weak jaw on the outside reflects my weak will on the inside
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>>29186079
>tfw you become a forced meme
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>>29184849
He will haunt you forever tho, anon kun
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>>29182008
Truth. There have been countless times where my dad has given me shit for being "too honest" with him and his gf and it hurts their fee fees.
>sometimes it's better to lie or stay quiet anon.
Fuck that
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>>29182296
Hey Samson I wanted to thank you again for some advice you gave me last summer. Growing your own is truly patrician
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