ask a drunk guy anything

How can i derive an ought from an is?

Do u like blonde white milfs or brunette white milfs?

>>29181190
would you dick her?

>>29181216
usually brunette, they seem to take better care of themselves for whatever reason.
>>29181207
you tell me buddy
>>29181218
when she was younger definitely, today I'd need viagra and alcohol

>>29181285
> today I'd need viagra and alcohol
how does it feel to be a limp dicked faggot?

>>29181285
Do you like waffles, pancakes and french toast?

>>29181190
Would you please mash that like button?

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>>29181218
You wouldn't?

>implying this is not an original comment

I'm drunk too, what did you get drunk on?

>>29181790
Answer my question you cunt