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Gonna get some mcd's breakfast edition
cba to shout sub edition
Morning shout. Was in Cornwall for a week and the WiFi blocked 4chan.
Did I miss anything interesting?
Motorways are boring desu
>>29181088
We had a louis update
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpq4Hwhi02
>>29181267
I'll listen to that when I get home in 5 hours. Cheers laddo
Motorways are REALLY boring desu
>>29181621
Maybe you should rest your eyes for a minute
>>29181788
I'm not driving. It's illegal to shitpost and dive lad
Was startled by a massive spider in my room at midnight, ran away to the living room and read a book.
Haven't slept.
>>29181088
Do you work in aztec west
>>29182158
I don't know what that is. So no
Get to have a lie in which is good
Get my uni results back at 11:30 though
>>29182213
Business Park off the m5
Who /mischief/?
>Be me
>Attending PE
>Swarm of Chads
>fuckme.png
>Cricket
>Get put into a four due to no one wants to partner me
>Chad and Stacy
>why
>Decides to plan chaos
>Get hard Cricket ball
>Hands it to Chad
>Chad throws it
>Stacey hits it
>Ball hits Chad
>Chad sent home
>Stacy gets expelled
>>29182555
>/r/thathappened
Epic story friend xD
Alri lads. Off to the gym in a mo. Post waifus to ensure a good workout.
>>29182555
>expelled for hitting the ball in cricket
Thanks for the story reddit, no upvote today though, try again tomorrow.
Feels like a quiet day and then I realised I woke up at 4
Falling asleep desu lads
>>29183360
I'll post the waifu but no way am I exercising
>>29183863
>Fat weebs in /brit/
Ffs
What happened to all the lads
>>29183905
bullied out for being normies i think
Just got done fucking my girlfriend AMA
>>29183895
Been away, what happened? Did he see you with your hair uncovered?
>>29183957
Bet that's a bloke.
>>29183999
I bet you're a bloke
>>29183957
why does your gf have such hairy legs?
>>29184016
just leave the house
>>29184027
That's my leg
>>29184016
You are legitimately retarded. Why do you think that doing these things will help...
How are trannies treated in Britbong land? I'm moving soon
>>29183957
Mmm, I bet she's nice. I love chubby girls too, got one of my own.
>>29184150
It's ok Poleaboo you can still come and work in my cassette tape manufacturing company.
>>29184118
they're treated marvelouslyif they move in with me
>>29184118
Where are you coming from m8?
I'm thinking about becoming a full time Hearthstone/Overwatch streamer lads.
>>29184197
Ireland senpai
>>29184185
lmao
>>29184195
Thinking london/london burbs. Not set in stone tho
>>29184195
Tell your dad that you don't believe Allah is anything other than the dream of a mad old desert pedo and the Quran is just a screed.
>>29184218
I had a tranny working in my office in London. No one gave a fuck.
I am pretty sure it's a different story up north though.
>>29184204
Post twitch
>>29184118
The same as everyone else. No eye contact and little to no public interaction if possible
>>29184163
I was a different applicant last night
I have some more questions if that's okay with you
>>29184226
You don't even know who I am?
>>29184233
Haven't got one yet.
>>29184234
Akhmed go back to Bongistan
>>29184241
Absolutely, please fire away with your questions.
>>29184267
What if I need a haircut
Also what are the working hours
Can i use my laptop to shit post and do other things
can I go out and meet people
what is the complicated procedure say i want to move out?
Got from Cornwall to Cumbria in less than 6 hours. Decent time desu
>>29184274
You always post the same shitty memes, like the fat cunt feminist who calls anyone who doesn't share her opinion a bigot.
But the true fact of the matter is, you should fuck off back to your own shitty part of the world. You and all the other Curry Niggers.
>>29184289
>living in cumbria
I'm sorry mate. Wales-tier county
Ello Lads!
'Ave you any lads been down to the new mosque lately, quite a ripper isn't it? Insha-allah, I'm glad we changed that ol' pub into a mosque so we finally have a place we can pray to Allah and thank Him for His Prophet Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him.
Well I have to go, have to prayer!
Cheerio! (Ma'asalama)
REMINDER: Tonight is the night we find out the truth
>>29184286
>What if I need a haircut
You can buy a pair of clippers.
>Also what are the working hours
8 hours, 11pm to 7am. You'll get a 30 minute break in the middle, but only if you have produced more tapes than the previous week. It's your responsibility to always produce more tapes than the previous week. If you don't, then you might need to work more hours. Or else lose privileges.
>Can i use my laptop to shit post and do other things
In your free time, yes.
>can I go out and meet people
You can only go out for an approved reason.
>what is the complicated procedure say i want to move out?
You'll have to undergo a procedure of security checking. This could take weeks or months. In the meantime you will have to continue work. The security checking will be deemed complete once I feel I have enough dirt on you to blackmail you into silence, if you ever choose to expose what you know. You'll have to sign a lot of forms giving up your rights to legal action, and you'll be threatened with large fines if you ever speak out.
>>29184422
No tonight is France vs Romania
You daft cunt
This shit is like drinking angel tears.
>>29184434
>expose what you know
what would he know?
>>29184436
Someone will be exposed
Pakis the fuck out, to be honest.
>>29184447
Technical details about my cassette tape manufacturing process.
>>29184444
Thats actual nigger drank.
>>29184218
How is the treatment of trans in Ireland? I see lots of them about in Dublin but don't really know any. All the gay lads I know seem to find it much better than it used to be
SAY MY NAME
asdfef
>>29184471
Treated like mentally ill faggots and rightfully so.
>>29184466
Why is that information so secretive?
>>29184469
>Denying yourself delicious things because hurr mango = nigger
>>29184501
it's fizzy mango drank.
It's not even juice, it's nigger drank.
>>29184226
thanks pham
>>29184232
Lmao north is full of the shit I want to get away from. Absolutely out of the question
>>29184233
>no eye contact and little to no public interaction if possible
Perfect
>tfw been having a lot of trouble swallowing lately
>doctors can't find anything wrong with my throat
>GP says it's a symptom of anxiety
I hope they just give me pills and don't make me attend counselling or whatever
>>29184509
Whats your fucking point faggot? You think that fanta has real fucking oranges in it or sprite has real fucking lemons squeezed directly into every bottle?
Fruit juice from concentrate is a meme too, but I bet you gulp that down like its cold semen, you sissy baby boy.
>>29179931
Spoke to my care coordinator and I'm staying on olanzapine for the time being
>>29184561
K Jaykwon.
>>29184561
>Fanta
This is also nigger drank.
>Sprite
The nigger version of R. White's Lemonade.
>>29184541
When I was a kid I got really scared of swallowing meat for a couple of months.
I would just chew it for ages, making it tougher and harder to swallow, and would gag any time I actually tried to swallow it.
Bit weird in hindsight
>france show up to stadium for match
>everything is missing including the romania squad
>fuckin thievin pikies
>tfw 26, making out with a 14 year old girl who is completely in love with you, is always trembling when close, leans right into you when hugging and kissing, running my hands down her neck and caressing her butt, is a virgin but feels comfortable around you.
I'm literally living every weaboos dream right now.
>>29184541
Why do you need to swallow? Does your boyfriend always insist that you do?
Just spit his cum out.
>>29184589
Yeah, that's fairly similar to what I have now. It's hard to swallow things that come in "chunks" (like meat or bread or most things really), but I can drink fine and eat stuff like rice and chocolate.
According to my GP, apparently it sometimes just happens that some people feel like they have something constantly stuck in their throat, but it's supposed to go away eventually.
>>29184601
Got any pics of her lad?
>>29184601
Someone call the Beeb, one of their kiddy fiddlers got loose.
>>29184630
Its not real m80>>29184633
>>29184630
Not anything good, but she's cute and not a land whale.
>>29184633
An attractive 14 year old girl isn't a 'kid' you faggot.
>>29184601
Did you dream this last night? Because this didn't happen irl
These threads are getting worse
Just people making up weird bollocks to pass the time
>>29184657
I know its hard to believe. But it's true. Gonna be hard waiting 2 years to have sex with her.
>>29184330
>96% white
>90% national park
Sorry I can't hear you over our cultural heritage and rolling hills
People at my work can't understand why they need to use airmail when they send stuff to Dublin.
>>29184471
It's ok. People tend to mind their own business. But I know a couple of girls who've been attacked and regularly get abuse.
>>29184486
Lmao poor bb can't get any feminine penis
wheres the cheapest place to live for a loner who likes solitude
shagged my sister last night lads
>>29184750
i'm not an autist, i was just treated like absolutely shite in my upbringing so i prefer to have a lot of space, i'm more of a normie who got their start in life ruined, it's actually for me and my gf to find somewhere nice to live la
>>29184730
graveyard caretakers live on-site most of the time and it's a very solitary existence
>>29184768
would i be able to do that job living with my gf? i dont want kids or owt at all just somewhere nice to live and a stable job
Yet another job application rejected, this time they couldn't even be bothered to send me the correct email so I had to phone up and ask them.
Starting to think I'm on a blacklist somewhere, it's been nearly 10 months.
>>29184601
I thought she ran off because you put a finger in her fanny?
>>29184633
>14
>kid
Wrong. Claire Abbott is 14 in her photos.
>>29184601
My dream is being reincarnated as an anime lesbian schoolgirl desu
>>29184785
>loner
>girlfriend
no
>>29184845
we met online through a dating site after i'd about given up on it, we both have no friends and our mutual understanding is that we have each other and don't need anyone else
it's a robot's dream, i got lucky
I want to vote leave but don't want Boris as PM
>>29184869
PM has very little power.
>>29184840
Sounds like a great anime my man.
>>29184840
Me too.
I want to be a petite anime schoolgirl exploring her nascent lesbianism with an older, dominant schoolgirl.
>>29184869
don't vote for him then retard
>>29184859
you're not a robot if you have a girlfriend
don't post here
>>29184899
calling me a retard has only confirmed my leave vote
>>29184907
i understand most of r9k has a base inability to feel happy for anyone like themselves who makes it out of the rut of being a NEET and robot when they didn't but i think you should try
>>29184924
well done, you've made it
you can stop coming here now
>tfw your friends set you up on a date with an ethnic minority
>>29184859
was it OKC lad? I've been signed up for several months. I think I only have my account now because false hope is better than the crushing realisation that none of them want me.
Dating at 29 is fucking awful. Everyone is either a single mum looking for a new baby daddy or a career woman looking for a high flying CEO.
>>29184957
aye, i had it up for about a year and was probably a day or two from shutting it down when i finally got a message and it kicked off from there i guess
>>29184679
As if she is still going to like you in 2 years, you idiot. She'll meet a boy at school and that'll be the end of you.
He'll get her precious flower.
>>29184924
I'm sure many people would be happy for you if you didn't insist on coming back here and lording over us subhumans.
At least fuck off to /pol/ or something you irredeemable normie
>>29184941
is she a Pole or other Eastern Euro?
>>29184992
He, and it was a negro.
>>29184984
Maybe if she was some basic bitch, but she ain't. She's more of a country girl, rides horses, and dislikes sluts. What more do you need to know?
I'm really concerned about the EU referendum. I'm not sure how to vote, for a start I don't even know what the economic impact might be...
>>29185049
Let me try to help you. You see, the EU and the UK are intrinsically tied, beyond simply being just an economic union. In fact around 3.5 million British jobs are directly linked to British membership of the European Union's single market, that's about 10% of jobs!
Then you have to consider that around 50% of our exports are bought by the EU and that 75% of our exporters operate in the EU. The EU is also able to negotiate great trade deals with countries outside the EU, with clout that the UK simply doesn't have.
Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous. This alone should be enough to convince you to remain in the EU.
>>29185065
Hmm, thanks. It's certainly food for thought. I wouldn't even know how many of my friends or family could be affected. But what about the other issues such as the environment or immigration? There's a cute Danish girl in my class, would she need to return home?
>>29185077
You needn't worry about the environment; the EU has a set of commonly agreed standards that help to maintain the quality of air, rivers and beaches. It also helps to keep CO2 emissions down and more efficient vehicles (this helps your fuel economy too!).
As for migration, this is one of the greatest benefits of the EU. You are free to live and work anywhere within the EU, in fact 1.4 million British people already do. Not to mention that your UK driving license is also valid - just remember to drive on the right side of the road.
If Britain does vote to leave then unfortunately your friend will lose her right to live in the UK and will, sadly, have to return.
>>29185065
>>29185077
>>29185090
>it's the guy spamming the remain script episode
Mate, if you're gonna do this don't do it 2 days in a row.
mate,
>>29185090
Wow, the EU sure does a lot for the UK. There's no way we could achieve this on our own, I think I've made up my mind on the referendum now, especially considering Freja's situation - thanks!
>>29185111
Don't mention it. Remember that without the EU the UK has no future, just look at what happened to isolationist Japan.
I'm actually reasonably concerned there'll be some isis shit going down at the euros tonight
>>29185120
talking to yourself there laddo
>>29185120
>just look at what happened to Japan
What, one of the best economies in the world? Extremely low crime rate? Cheaper rent than here in the UK? No 'refugees'? No fat bitches?
>>29185147
kek you do know that "terrorist attacks" are just the government keeping their populace in check?
it's too close to the eu referendum too and would swing it, so they won't have anything planned
Should I buy a burger for dinner now?
I'm kinda hungry and McDonalds is just across the street but its night and cold.
>>29185170
you're so full of shit fuck off back to pol
>>29185183
Get a KFC.
The hotwings are great.
>referendum deadline extended
>magically 430k sign up
(((pure coincidence)))
>>29185193
you'll see, there won't be a single proper terror attack in europe until after the referendum
>>29185065
>Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous.
Regardless of whether the UK remains in the EU or leaves the EU, trade is unlikely to be greatly affected.
Countries aren't like people - they won't be spiteful for the sake of being spiteful, they'll just do what's in their best interests. It doesn't help anyone's economy to cut off trade with the UK when our economies rely on each other's import/export market.
>>29185261
>implying they won't punish the UK as an example to the rest of the vassal states
>>29185202
Too far away though.
>no one to play boardgames with in london
Is it possible to get 2 colds in a row? I just started to feel better and now I feel like I'm getting another one.
>>29185276
Damn.
If you have the money and if its in your area you could get it delivered lol
>>29185322
I don't think they do that in Germany.
>>29185275
They probably would, but in a way that doesn't hurt their own economies.
>>29185339
Really? It's a big thing in America and parts of the UK now.
>>29182555
at least put some effort in you drip
>>29184319
why are you replying to poleaboo you stupid cunt, just ignore him
>>29185355
Maybe they're scared of getting Jihaded.
Fuck. One more song and i'll get burger.
>>29185339
>>29185355
The only place where I've ever seen KFC being delivered is Kuala Lumpur, and I've lived in America and the UK.
>>29185275
They can't punish the UK by restricting trade with other EU members, because that hurts their own economies and in a sense proves that the UK was right to leave the EU.
>>29185377
Where abouts in Germany are you mate? Augsburg here.
>>29185278
If you're a girl, I'll play board games with you.
>>29185151
Isolationist Japan you imbecile. Now Japan is no longer isolationist it enjoys all the benefits that you mentioned
>>29185399
I'm from Munich, but live in Australia.
They don't do it here either
>Eddie Izzard talking to Nigel Farage on Question Time last night
>"how can you be against immigrants when you're from an immigrant family?"
>literally bringing this same question up like 6 times throughout the episode
Why does having some immigrants in your recently ancestry automatically mean that you have to support uncontrolled immigration, lads?
>>29185049
>>29185065
>>29185077
>>29185090
>>29185111
>>29185120
Reminder that a vote for remain is a vote for fascism, an EU army, crony capitalism and the United States of Europe
VOTE OUT BREXIT NOW
>>29185443
literally watching that right now
unreal argument, just ridiculous
>you're an immigrant so you have to accept free and open borders
>>29185405
Im acuteboy
Ogigigig
>>29185483
Love how Eddie Izzard, the supposed tolerant liberal, is essentially saying "you are related to some immigrants so you are not entitled to have opinions about the future of this country"
>>29185443
Gunnar watch that in a bit. Last nights debate was pretty woeful.
Sturgeon was the only one who came off OK but showed her true colours when talking about Scotland. They made a mistake excluding nige
If I'm taking anti psychotics what will happen if I smoke weed, will I just not hallucinate or will I not get high at all?
Anyone wanna buy my Nintendo Wii for 150 pounds?
Comes without games or the controller (just incase the NX has backwards compat)
Also you have to collect it yourself cos I have agoraphobia
>>29185531
You will die. Don't do it lad
>>29185536
40 quid on amazon mate
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B0007UATDG/
>>29185531
your brain will implode
>>29185510
kek great argument, wish I could have been there to say that him
shame, because I quite enjoy his comedy
>>29185439
I love Bavaria man. Only problem is the strict law on weed, but I've managed to get around it.
I don't know how anyone can still watch QT. I got so fucking SICK of MUH NHS WUT ABOUT THE NHS THE NHS WHO IS GONNA WORK IN THE NHS NEED PAKI CUM TO POWER THE NHS MMMSSLUPR THE BANKERS THE BONUSES.
Get rid of the fucking NHS doesnt work anyway. Everyone goes to the emergency room for anything because it takes 2-4 weeks to get an actual appointment,
>>29185536
150 quid?
hahahaha
jog on Del Boy don't think anyone is stupid enough to do that
>>29185550
Do you want it or not
>>29185603
of course not, you're overcharging by over 100 pounds -- Who the fuck would be dumb enough to pay that
>>29185603
Mate u cant even get 150 out of a used piiu.
>new phone
>already particles of dust settling on it and fingerprints appearing over the screen
why is real life so shit lads
>>29185500
Sorry, I'm straight, so it's girls or traps only for me.
>>29185645
>straight
>traps
>>29185536
been struggling to sell my Wii U with 150s worth of games for 150 lol
>>29185627
I've had my phone for almost 2 years and I've left the plastic thingy on the screen the whole time.
I didn't even realize you're supposed to take it off so now I'm left with no fingerprints and a clean screen 2 years later. Sucks to be you lad
>>29185682
But I'm using a tempered glass screen protector and case on it?
>>29185706
wash your hands after you use the toilet
Alright lads I am selling my Game Boy Colour.
It cost me 120 quid in 1995. I'm looking for 140 quid for it because of inflation.
okay lads here's the score
I'm selling my Tamagotchi, bought in 2004. It comes with a Mametchi (incredibly rare)
the battery has run out but is changeable. I'm looking for 150 quid, not including delivery (FedEx tracked) which should be about 40 pounds.
you can also come and collect too but you'll have to pay the 40 quid to me as a delivery fee (I have to get out of bed and come downstairs)
>>29185788
I'll give you 200 for it if you include Pokemon Silver
Binmen didn't take my bin again because of cars blocking it
REEEEEEEEEEE
Ok boys, here's what's on offer.
I'm selling my own excrement. I pushed it out of my arse just a few hours ago, and it's sealed in a tupperware container in the freezer.
Yesterday I ate at Alain Ducasse at the Dorchester, a 3 michelin starred restaurant. The food was 180 quid, and that is what I have excreted today.
For that reason, I think it's fair to charge 35 quid for this small tub of excrement.
The excrement comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by me.
Anyone want to buy a pack of starburst for 150 pounds?
comes with the wrapper and receipt
also you have to collect it cause the outside world is scary
Guys i was only joking about the wii
Sorry for massive pic
Heading back home from uni, lads. Will see gf for first time in about 2 months. Good feels.
What're you up to this afternoon, boys?
>>29186006
>gf
>uni
normies pls leave
>>29186006
I wonder how many guys she fucked since you last met.
Finally got around to filtering any post with P*aboo in it. Feels fucking good lads.
>>29186006
Fuckoff normie.
originalpostladsa
>>29186002
sure you was anon
>>29186006
>leaving a woman unattended for 2 months
>>29185986
Sounds so fucking boring. You know, reading that makes me feel a lot better about my boring, miserable life.
How the fuck are you expected to spend hours studying boring coursework for hours every day when all your life consists of sitting alone in your room feeling miserable?
Seriously university is so biased towards happy, motivated, privileged people
Being a white male today is playing life on fucking extreme difficult. Unless of course you're chad
>>29186006
playing computer games, same as every day this week.
>>29185788
Don't to add VERY RARE to your description
>>29186074
if you're lucky after uni you get to commute to a room where you spend 9 miserable hours every day
>>29186108
So what I just need to accept that all of my spare time will be spent being miserable and bored then I'll just go to work feeling stressed out, miserable and bored?
Honestly another year of this and I'm just going to kms
>>29186126
Welcome to life
Why do you think people get married and have kids? To detract from their soulless existence. Little do they know that marriage and kids makes your existence even worse, but it's an excuse not to kill yourself at least
I'm terrible at buying presents and it's father's day soon. It's a bit depressing to give him Thornton's/booze/uninspired gift every year, so I'm hoping to get him something he won't have to pretend to like.
Give me ideas on what I could buy a 50 year old builder. Don't give me shit suggestions because I doubt I'm the only one who needs help with this. We can all benefit.
>>29186074
>Seriously university is so biased towards happy, motivated, privileged people
Sorry to tell you mate but that's not university, it's life.
>Being a white male today is playing life on fucking extreme difficult.
Hahaha. It's just that being you is playing life on difficult, because you make life difficult for yourself. Chum.
>>29186196
swiss army knife (deluxe tinker)
>>29186126
chances of finding a job that keeps you emotionally fulfilled are pretty low, just keep the money coming in and try to find some hobbies you genuinely enjoy on the side
whether those involve other people or not is up to you
>>29186196
Is he a fan of banter?
Get him one of those big blow up sex dolls.
Would be a treat for any banter fan
>>29186196
https://www.redletterdays.co.uk/occasions/fathers
Not sponsored.
>>29186196
what are his hobbies
alternatively, what does he like to enthuse about at excruciating length? if he's a reading man you can get him a book on [subject]
Just saw an advert with that faggot Jamie Oliver selling a box of food with a recipe
Most stupid fucking thing I've ever seen.
>>29186227
>>29186198
>>29186179
Thanks.
originininininininininininananananal
>Cleaning ears with a Qtip
>Turn and hit my head on the open cabinet door
>Qtip gets driven about 2 inches into my ear
>Burns like a fucker
>Slowly pull it out over about 30 seconds
>2 days later it still feels like I've got water in my ear or some shit, can't quite hear right
Am I going to die
>>29186269
>originininininininininininananananal
>anal
maybe this could be your new hobby
explored any rectums lately? what about your own?
>>29186296
if this isn't bait, go to the doctor
>>29186296
perforated ear drum it will heal
>>29186317
No its not bait
I don't think it's that bad though, like you know when your ears pop and the sound goes quite weird until you yawn and they pop? It feels like that, but I just can't pop it. If I press down on my ear, like that but above the lobe it sounds like bubbles popping
I don't even know who my gp is as I haven't been in ages and I don't think it's really anything to go to A&E about?
Might give it a few more days
>>29186374
You spacker just go see someone. Why take any risks at all when it comes to your hearing?
I lost 20% of my hearing in one ear because i left an ear infection too long.
>>29181088
>sitting in anything but the fast lane
you'll never be chad desu
>>29186223
He thinks Swiss army knives are for gay cunts, which is true. He's got a van full of tools anyway.
>>29186235
I think he'd like that, maybe as a joke present though, not the main dish.
>>29186245
I got him a car driving thing for his 40th and he wasn't a fan, I'll see what else is there though.
>>29186251
He does a shit ton of gardening, but he's already got everything he needs and knows almost everything there is to know about it.
>>29186439
Drive a tank, shoot some shit, i dunno.
Ask a leader of men anything.
>>29186499
when's he turning up then?
Lads, has anyone considered driving for Uber?
I can't get a job for shit. I've literally applied to hundreds.
Uber seems an easy way to get a job with complete freedom over your schedule.
Anyone done it yet?
>>29186499
Tesco, yesterday:
>Fucks sake, we need an assistant manager for the evening shift
>What about Anon? He's a bit of a spacker but he's been here the longest and always gets here on time.
>Sigh, well everyone else is foreign anyway. He'll have to do.
>Gary, you're promoted.
4Chan, today
>Ask a leader of men anything.
>>29186561
I get ubers alot and the drivers always tell me you get assfucked by insurance costs. Other than that they all seem to like it.
>>29186561
If you already own a car that is on their approved list of vehicles then you can make OK money.
If you have to factor in car payments then it won't seem like you are doing that well.
>>29186563
>Gary, you're promoted.
Tell them to do one
Management in retail is the worst fucking thing ever. It's barely any extra money yet it's a ton more hassle and stress
>>29186600
Almost as bad as being a manager in a bar.
They put you on a salary rather than paying you by the hour, then expect you to be there all the time.
>>29186196
It's father's day so nothing. Wait until his birthday.
I know in Manchester, there's companies that will rent you a Toyota Prius insured for 150 per week. Maintenance is on them too.
Let's say you spend another 50 on fuel. Surely you could work 200 in the first 2-3 days of the week and the rest is your own profit?
lads if 50 told you to switch the style up and if they hate let them hate and watch the money pile up, would you?
>>29186725
You won't get insurance coverage on it.
Fantastic tie on Dimblebot this episode.
Going to do mdma in an hour, what should I expect?
>>29186725
You cant do that, you have to get special insurance for passengers.
Thats why the insurance on cabs costs so much.
>>29186778
if you're not doing it in a social situation, why bother
>>29186196
I'm getting my stepdad a coffee bean grinder and some posh coffee beans because I know he likes proper coffee
>>29186811
I'm doing it with a couple of mates and we're gonna walk about town
>>29186074
>>29186074
Me again, can people please give me attention here because I really think I need it
Even people on an anonymous local board (YikYak) are telling me I should kill myself
Can someone just give me plausible reasons why I might find life actually satisfying and not just extremely exhausting, lonely and boring for another 60 years before I die?
>>29186823
>we're gonna walk about town
don't do that unless you want to induce a bad trip
>>29186823
>Walk about town
Either hit a club, or walk about the park you useless fucking melt. (Best bet is stay home though).
>>29186823
You're going to want to listen to music and talk to girls lad.
>>29186857
There is no bad trip on MDMA. I agree that he'd be better off doing it somewhere nice with music though.
>>29186848
>please
>please
>please
>please>please
>please
>please
>please
>please
>>29186848
You could find interesting, meaningful, lucrative work.
You could find a cool circle of friends to spend time with.
You could find a girlfriend who you love being with.
I have all of those things though and even I'm not happy 100% of the time.
>>29186781
>>29186761
Some companies provide the insurance with the rental. Bit more pricy obviously but better than getting your own policy.
Look:
https://drive.uber.com/ukmarketplace/location/manchester/#rent
>>29186848
Try reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
Will definitely change your perspective on life and help you get more disciplined and set achievable goals.
>Start work at 9pm
>been awake since 4ish this morning
>been listening to Witch House all day
>played a little bloodborne but turned it off and went back to witch house
>not even showered
I'm not tired and probably wont nap either.
Tonights shift is gonna be hell.
>>29186762
would love to glass that tory cunt
>>29185986
>>the king gave the 1000 dinar to the lady
That's a lot of dinner. Bet she wouldn't need to buy any food for at least 3 years.
What kind of dinner did the king give her?
are we watching scary movie 3 tonight?
>>29187116
It's dinar, an ancient Islamic gold coin, you stupid kuffar.
ARE WE WATCHlNG SCARY MOVIE 3 TONIGHT?
Poleaboo! Do not come on here and talk to kuffars!
The evidence is from the saying of Allah:
"O you who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians as Auliya (friends, protectors, helpers, etc.), they are but Auliya to one another. And if any amongst you takes them as Auliya, then surely he is one of them. Verily, Allah guides not those people who are the Zalimun (polytheists and wrongdoers and unjust)."
[Surat Al-Maeda : 51]
Shaykh Muhammad Bazmool said: Since supporting Islam and Muslims is from faith, connecting oneself to disbelief and the disbelievers is from the things which contradict faith.
Muslims support and assist Muslims and show enmity towards the disbelievers.
something happening in france, turn on news
>>29186296
>Qtip
no sympathy for you, yank cunt
That's it lads, I've booked a meeting for later on this evening with a British Escort. Be the first time I've ever been with someone of my own nationality. I've only ever had sex with prostitutes, and they've been all Eastern European so far. A polish, 2 Romanians and a Hungarian.
Anyone else partake in the seeing of hookers?
David De Gea is a nonce lads.
Any United fans here?
>>29187495
I hope she has a big dick.
>>29187495
Her eyes are all fucked up
>>29187495
Not frequently, just when I'm signed off work for mental health stuff.
Always go British, I just assume anything else has been trafficked in
>>29186848
I don't like this feeling. Really I'm freaking out a bit
Am I going to die?
WEW LADS
been beautiful sunshine the last 2 days and now it is hammering it down
Man jailed for 150mph car chase with girl, 3, in back seat
https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/741191090297016320
YES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYZ
>>29187495
Never had sex with a prostitute before, but I'm more and more considering it now that I'm 24 and still a virgin.
>>29188090
Why are the English such scum when they go to other places? Just look at Malia, Zante and all those Greek islands where they're despised by the locals because of how much they trash the place and get violent when they get drunk. It's very disrespectful in my opinion
>>29188302
The french fans started it
