>tfw no gf
Do I have a chance?
If you won the lottery you'd have a better chance.
>>29179335
You look like Tom waits with acne.
You're pretty fucked
>>29179335
Cut your hair, clean up your face, lose some weight, get rid of that fucking tshirt.
>>29179335
You will fuck approx 3.79 women in your life. You will have one relationship that you hate with a 5/10 that lasts four years. After the break up and your alcohol induced depression that follows you will lower you standards and marry a 3/10 girl. After a year you will have a son. The year after that your 3/10 wife will divorce you. Then you'll jump off a bridge.
>>29179353
>get rid of that fucking tshirt.
this this this
>>29179335
>shave
>get on some anti-acne shit
>shower twice a day
>browse /fit/ get swole
>wear shirts your own size
>maybe go to a tailor to get properly fitted
>>29179420
>implying that'll do anything for him at this point in time.
yeah, i don't think the clothes really matter dude...
>>29179379
Can you please tell my future anon?
>>29179477
this post is number 29179550
you will be homosexed by OP
>>29179353
I know a girl with that shirt. She's cool. That said, no one will ever love you.
Join the club
>>29179335
Cut your damn hair.
>>29179335
Cut the long hair, shave the shitty whatever that is, lose weight. You could look decent.
>>29179335
You need to learn to drink some mutherfucking water and exfoliate.
Goddamn boy, buy a fucking loofah and shave.
Ain't that hard.
>>29179335
youre like a fatter elliott smith
>>29179353
>get rid of that fucking tshirt.
If anything, that's the only thing he has going.
>>29179335
You just need to lose a bit of weight so that budding double chin goes away. Also a different hairstyle could help.
I don't think you're hopelessly ugly like me, pic related.
>>29179772
But Nirvana is bad and that shirt is a 13 year old girl meme shirt
>>29179335
Oatmeal face
>>29180858
You are not ugly you are pretty average so that means your more attractive then 90% of this board.
You're redeemable, but it would take a lot of effort on your part as far as fitness and dress style
>>29180858
where is the key?
>>29179335
Damn, OP. At least you're not as bad as me.
>>29180858
>>29180958
>fishing for complements on /r9k/
This is so sad I think you guys might actually belong here non ironically.
>>29181006
shut up normie just leave already
>>29179335
You look cuddley
Stop drinking cola/fast food and use some facial cleaner to get rid of the acne. Also get a hair cut and shave the goatee.
>>29179335
With that face? Iunno fampai. You look like the type who'd kiss someone within an hour of meeting them and rather than the excuse of being a pervert, you'd instead claim you felt a "spark".
>>29180954
CEO probably has it, I think he clips it there when the underlings come in so they can go out and use the bathroom since they don't have a key.
>>29181037
>gets called out for being a fag that fishes for compliments
>only response is shut up normie
LOL you fucking fags are doomed
>>29181255
The guy who told you to shut up wasn't me
But i just post a pic of myself as bait whenever i see these threads to piss people on here off because i know i'm not bad looking
>>29180858
Shave your face, pluck your eyebrows. Then you can fuck me.
>>29181352
The real question is do I want to fuck you?
Even my barrel has a bottom.
>>29181415
apparently beggars can be choosers
>>29179335
With that shirt, you'd be better off marrying Courtney Love
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>>29179335
You could salvage your face to pull low to mid tier pussy but you'd need to clean up the acne, get a haircut, and get in shape
