I need to know how to pick up guys.
>hey boy, wanna go fishing in my fishing hole? I heard you have a nice rod
Would something like that work?
>>29178602
>how to pick up boys
just talk to us.
and we are good to go.
>>29178602
No. That sounds cringey.
Just talk to them, be nice and make it obvious via body language that you like them. It's that easy.
>>29178602
>I want to have sex with you
Are you really that retarded?
>>29178602
just lift up the front of your skirt and rub your clit through your panties in front of him, usually works when I do it
>Let's have a competition to see who's better in bed. I hope to be a sore loser.
Chads love competition.
Can this just be a bad pick up lines thread? I want to laugh.
>>29178602
that is quite literally the cringiest pick up line i have ever heard. worse than deliberate autismo ones
>>29178602
>Are you a dick? Because i want to suck you.
Works everytime
>hey, you're pretty cute, what's your name?
literally be yourself
>>29179787
This. Even it's you're fat and ugly boys are still nice about it. Chad is a pretty cool guy actually and takes complements unlike bitch ass Stacey.
>>29178602
>Hi anon.
That's literally it.
>>29178602
>*spread legs*
>"Open sesame "
>>29178602
>What video games do you play?
Literally this. Take a false sense of interest in him stupid.
>>29178602
>Falling for the pick up lines meme.
The content of what you say doesn't matter at all. The only thing that matters is the looks + personality. No one cares about what you specifically say as long as it sounds good and you look good.
>>29180072
What does he have on his mouth?
>>29178602
Hey, show me your shit hole...
>>29178602
>hey boy, wana come over and eat what my mom made?
>what did she make?
>me
>>29178602
Yeah that would work on me.
>>29178722
only works if "she" doesn't have a cock, though
