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Behold... the male roastie! Roastie roastie RE RE REEE
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Behold... the male roastie!

Roastie roastie RE RE REEE
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>uncut monkeys will defend this
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Foreskins are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't even sit next to a man with one.
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>>29178246
>tfw i have a male roastie like this
>tfw i feel subhuman
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>>29178270
A perfect example of stockholm syndrome, robots

I'm going to jerk off and have a superior orgasm now.
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>Tfw no anteater dick due to mutilation at birth
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>>29178246
The difference is, most women really don't care much about dick aesthetics. Women are not visually hardwired like men, which is why they don't appreciate dick pics. Sure, MAYBE some do, but that's the surest indication that you're dealing with a sad slut.

Men, on the other hand, are visual creatures sexually. A roastie is completely, viscerally disgusting to any healthy man. If that weren't bad enough for roasties, most men cannot shake the suspicion that her roast curtains have a source in a slutty sexual history.
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>>29178246
One tug and he transforms.
The same can't be said for clungeflaps.
Robots in disguise.

The one caveat is if you're like me and it bunches up behind the head when you wildshape: dick.

I have to yank it down till it inverts on itself to get it to morph back to stealth mode. And that's fucking hard when I'm fucking hard.
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>>29178246
What's wrong with that? I love dicks with long foreskin, makes it easier to play with them.
Instead cut dicks look like the fucking sahara desert.
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>>29178363
Fuck you I'm dying over here.
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Check out my male rost.
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>>29178410
>that's actually someones dick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>29178410
that's pretty hot senpai
I wouldnt mind sucking on your foreskin
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>>29178354
>most women don't realiy care about dick aesthetics
>implying
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>>29178437
stay ignorant, jew
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>>29178281
Get circumcised. All the statistics are behind us
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Better than having a crustie
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>>29178246
but that doesnt look like roast beef at all.
To be frank, balls look more like roast beef then foreskin, both in color and texture.

you should think about these things before you post, then you wont look so silly
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>>29178437
I can smell the jealousy from here
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>>29178473
>All the statistics are behind us
maybe they are behind you because you pulled them out of your ass
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>>29178452
That picture was made by a selfhating cutfag trying desperately to put others down in order to feel superior.
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>>29178538
OH MY GODDDDD
SAVAGE
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>>29178246

Looks perfectly fine to me. I'd take having a long foreskin over being circumcised (which is my current state).
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>>29178531
How exactly you took that picture?
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>>29178531

Does that feel good?

J...just asking.
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>>29178641
Only one of those is my hand.
>>29178642
Meh... fels normal i guess. Like puling your balsack skin, or your ear lobe. But playing with the foreskin hard and aroused is all wonders.
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>>29178671

I wonder why some men seem to get so much pleasure from pulling their foreskins and others don't get as much.

Some men get a lot of pleasure from just tugging the foreskin overhang itself, even when they're flaccid.

Maybe it has something to do with variations in nerve density in the foreskin tissues of one man versus the next?

Would be interesting to study it.
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>>29178246
This is what happens to men who have too much sex.
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>>29178531
Dimitri, post more cock pics.
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>>29178739
I'm not managing to get it hard for some reason.... a shame. i've been told I have a big dick
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>>29178256
>tfw have dick hair all the way up the foreskin
>hurts to shave it so just leave it
>dick literally looks like a monkey dick
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>>29178775

That's unusual. Hairy shafts tend to be more common among cut guys, especially if the cut is tight (because the penis pulls up hairy scrotal skin to compensate).

This is my case. My penis doesn't have much skin left so the lower third of it is really scrotal skin.
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>>29178775
Just shave it. Hair on the staff is normal till certain point. We need to see pictires to tell you. Show us.
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>>29178771
Stage fright.
Hide the camera.

Or go hit up >>>/d/ for 5 minutes.
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>>29178771
Come on dimitri, think of the best boipucci in the world or something, do it for a robot.
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>>29178871
I'm gay.
It's because I'm so fucking tired... but Im also lonely these past months, so (you)s feel like tinny orgasms.
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>>29178771
>head with skin bunched up behind it
That's kinda cute
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>>29178246
Accepting the premise of the male roastie, it's about as relevant as a woman with large labia.

>cut m-masterrace right g-goys?
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>>29178376
what do you do with foreskin?
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>>29178905
The feel of receiving (You)s.
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>>29179042
I like to bite it and also put my finger on it and draw circles once the guy comes
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>>29179152
>I like to bite it
are you a man hating psycho?
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>>29178354
Dicks are fucking gross whether they're uncut or not. Of the two, uncircumcised penises are much more repulsive.
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>>29178871
>>29178883
At last. For you
Ignore the dog.
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>>29179286
cutfag detected
>>29179289
kek
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>>29179289
Did you really need the dog to achieve the erection? You're a lewd person, dimitri.
I would suck that cock though so it's all fine.
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>>29178531
No that's just dick cheese
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>>29178531
Well I can smell your dick cheese from here
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>>29179289
Dimitri pls
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>>29179289
oh Dimitri. Oh u
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>>29179309
Not my fault your peepee looks like a sad aardvark
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>>29179327
Not really. Not a zoophile. He just does this everytime I masturbate because he expects... well, let's say it's really annoying to get up and clean yourself after jerking off, so i found out this method of cuming in my hand and let the dog lick it. But now, everytime I fap he sits there patiently waiting, anticipating the treat. I shouldn't have done it, but it's not somethibg sexual, really. I feel as sexual aroused by feeding him my cum as I feel about cleaning myself with tissues.
I might have turned him gay
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>>29179424
>cuming in my hand and let the dog lick it
That's messed up dude
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Any uncut fags can tell us any comments women make on their penis if at all?
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>>29179440
It's just the sameof feeding him snot when you can't really be bothered to visit the bathroom just to clean it. I bet many people do it.
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>>29179466
>feeding him snot
Dimitri, your dog is not a garbage disposal for human waste
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>>29179440
...and just when you thought you've seen and heard everything on 4chan, this faggotry comes along.
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>>29179424
Dimitri you lewd bastard, you turned your dog into a cumslut.
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>>29178531
With the door wide open, you are a savage
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>>29179359
>oh you have teeth? bet you dont take care of them and have cavities!

you're just projecting your lack of hygiene. if you wash your dick you will never have dick cheese.
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>>29179464
Chick's don't have a problem uncut in real life, the chicks who talk shit about uncut usually haven't even been with one
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>>29179537
*chicks

originale
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>>29179513
Nudity was never taboo in my family. I'm often naked around my sister and vice versa. Though my gayness may have influenced their aptitude tobe comfortably naked around me.
Long stody short, I masturbate with the door opened but it's not really a big deal. When my sister is wax shaving I help her. We're from a tropical country though.
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>>29179537
not true, american women are conditioned for cut dicks, so some of them find the idea of non mutilated peni disgusting.

imagine that.
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>>29179607
That's awesome, I think it's cool that you arnd your sister get naked around each other. Has your sister ever seen your boner? And are you really gay?

What country are you from?
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>>29179618
I'm saying that the only ones who say negative things about uncut dicks usually have never even been with an uncut guy.
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>>29179209
It doesn't has to hurt, I do it gently
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>Van Howe (1996, p. 431) reported that, "Newborn males respond to circumcision with a marked reduction in oxygenation during the procedure, a cortisol surge, decreased wakefulness, increased vagal tone, and less interactions with their environment following the procedure..." Rhinehart (1999) in a report of clinical cases noted that the only response available to the infant is shock, wherein the central nervous system is overwhelmed by pain, followed by numbing, paralysis, and dissociation. Possibly, dissociation of the traumatic experience and emotional pain may be employed by the infant as a psychological defence (Chu & Dill, 1990; Noyes, 1977; Rhinehart, 1999). While some babies have been described as being "quiet" after circumcision, Rhinehart concluded that the observed stillness most likely represents a state of dissociation or shock in response to the overwhelming pain.

>Consistent with the early reports of Anna Freud (1952), McFadyen (1998) observed psychological trauma in her son following circumcision. This is sometimes extreme enough to impede the maternal-infant bonding (Marshall et al., 1982; Van Howe, 1996). As reasoned by Herman (1992) and Rhinehart (1999) the common factor underlying circumcision trauma is an experience of violence and powerlessness--inflicted by other human beings. Such an event was described in a study of 12 Turkish boys circumcised in late childhood. Cansever (1965, p. 328) reported that "Circumcision is perceived by the child as an aggressive attack upon his body, which damaged, mutilated, and, in some cases, totally destroyed him." Ritual circumcision appeared to be associated with increased aggressiveness, weakening of the ego, withdrawal, reduced functioning and adaptation, and nightmares consistent with PTSD.
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>>29179771
what do you like about biting it though?
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>>29179771
do you give good head?
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>>29179637
Brazil. She might have seen me semi hard or something, maybe coming out of a shower or waking up, but it's not a big deal. Always too hot in here anyway.
Also, yes, 150% gay. So you might think of this sexually,but I view my sister, regarding sexuality, the same way I view a table.
If Iwas straight life would be a blue balls nightmare, because she is a very good looking girl, although a typical stacy.
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>>29179850
Has your sister ever complimented your penis? Does she have a big butt?
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It looks like it ate something sour
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>The pain that is apparent in circumcised infants and is intensified by their lack of coping resources can have further ramifications. Prescott (1989) referred to the stress hormones triggered by intense pain and the adverse effects they may exert on brain development, sexual function, and behaviour. Anand and Scalzo (2000) postulated that severe pain during infancy may permanently and irreversibly alter neurological circuitry responsible for pain perception and memory. Hepper (1996) documented functioning memory prior to and immediately after birth. An adverse painful perinatal event, through a process of classical conditioning, may sensitise the infant to pain later in life (Chamberlain, 1989, 1995; Field, 1995; Jacobson et al., 1990). Thus, Taddio et al. (1997) found that circumcised boys displayed heightened physiological pain responses to vaccinations four to six months after circumcision suggestive of an infant analogue of post-traumatic stress disorder, as compared with genitally intact children.
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>>29179800

>Such an event was described in a study of 12 Turkish boys circumcised in late childhood. Cansever (1965, p. 328) reported that "Circumcision is perceived by the child as an aggressive attack upon his body, which damaged, mutilated, and, in some cases, totally destroyed him.

Reading that reminded me of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdXwqm5niOs
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>>29179850
Post your sister dimitri
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>>29179850
Are you guys russian immigrants or something?
I Need to see your sister now. Brazilian ass, russian qt face. damn it now I want a threesome with you both because I'm a bislut.
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>The outcome of painful childhood trauma includes long-lasting neurophysiological and neurochemical brain changes (Anand & Carr, 1989; Anand & Scalzo, 2000; Ciaranello, 1983; Taddio et al., 1997; van der Kolk & Saporta, 1991). Richards, Bernal, and Brackbill (1976) found that circumcision may impact adversely on the developing brain, and that reported "gender differences" may actually arise from behavioural changes induced by infant or childhood circumcision.

>Rhinehart (1999) in a report of adult clinical cases concluded that a man circumcised as a child is more likely to react with terror, rage and/or dissociation when confronted with situations interpreted as threatening. As in any situation of post-traumatic stress, an event resembling any aspect of the original traumatic experience is more likely to provoke negative emotions such as panic, rage, violence, or dissociation.

>It is therefore not surprising that PTSD may result from childhood circumcision (Goldman, 1997, 1999, Menage, 1999; Ramos & Boyle, 2001), just as it does from childhood sexual abuse and rape (Bownes, O'Gorman, & Sayers, 1991; Deblinger, McLeer, & Henry, 1990; Duddle, 1991). Several researchers have concluded that PTSD may result from circumcision and/or from circumcision-related sequelae in later life. For example, Rhinehart (1999) reported finding PTSD in middle-aged men who had been subjected to infant circumcision. Circumcision involves an imbalance of power between perpetrator and victim, contains both aggressive and libidinal elements, and threatens a child's sexual integrity by amputating part of the genitalia. Some men circumcised in infancy or childhood without their consent have described their present feelings in the language of violation, torture, mutilation, and sexual assault (Bigelow, 1995; Hammond, 1997, 1999).
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>>29179865
>>29179921
>>29179933
Nothing sexual with my sister, sorry to ruin the fantasy.
I'mthe bald one. She's the blondie, although the other is also my sister and the middle is a cousin
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>>29179933
No, my mom found my name in a magazine and she liked it. It was that or Brian.
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Is there any way I can get my foreskin back? Organized religion stole mine and I'm pissed
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>>29178246
go teach creationism somewhere else you jew
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>>29179424
>cumming in my hand and let the dog lick it
>sits there patiently waiting, anticipating the treat
TF ANON

THIS GODDAMN BOARD SOMETIMES
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>>29179987
>no threesome.
wew lad. Can I fug each separately then?
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>>29179987
She never complimented your dick in a nonsexual way?
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>>29178246

He actually prefers genital mutilation, a technique endorsed by the guy who made his cornflakes; specifically to reduce the enjoyment of sex/masturbation.
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>>29180024
She has high standards, i warn you. Not really abouth aesthetics and beauty, but about financial and social success. Her boyfriends weren't handsome, but they were mostly rich. She likes luxuries and a fancy life style not all can follow.
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>>29180064
>a technique endorsed by the guy who made his cornflakes
This is some alex Jones tier shit right here
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>>29180073
Have you ever seen your sister's big naked butt?
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>>29180039
She said it's big...
> Can't you cover that "jiboia", i don't wanna see that!
Jiboia is a very huge snake from our rainforests.
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>>29180009
Anyone? Please.. I want it back..
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>>29180073
Shit man. Does this affect your robot life in some way like, getting a date or some shit? when you said stacy I didn't think gold digging stacy. Those are the worst.
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>>29180089
Yes. Male butts don't do much for me, I'm a bottom. Now imagine a female one. Nothing. Though she has quite the bubble shaped one... it made me envy sometimes.
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>>29180095
I thought you said she didn't mind seeing your dick?

>>29180118
Have you ever seen her asshole and pussy?
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cutfags, how does it feel knowing you will NEVER be able to give a woman the pleasure of being fucked by an uncut cock?

>Comparisons of experiences with circumcised or intact males are shown in tables 2 and 3. With their circumcised partners, women were more likely not to have a vaginal orgasm (4.62, 3.69-5.80). Conversely, women were more likely to have a vaginal orgasm with an unaltered partner. Their circumcised partners were more likely to have premature ejaculation (1.82, 1.45-2.27). Women were also more likely to state that they had had vaginal discomfort with a circumcised partner either often (19.89, 5.98-66.22) or occasionally (7.00, 3.83-12.79) as opposed to rarely or never. More women reported that they never achieved orgasm with circumcised partners (2.25, 1.13-4.50) than with their unaltered partners. Also, they were more likely to report never having had a multiple orgasm with their circumcised partners (2.25, 1.13-4.50). They were also more likely to report never having had a multiple orgasm with their circumcised partners (2.22, 1.36-3.63). They were also more likely to report that vaginal secretions lessened as coitus progressed with their circumcised partners (16.75, 6.88-40.77).

>During prolonged intercourse with their circumcised partners, women were less likely to 'really get into it' and more likely to 'want to get it over with' (23.32, 11.24-48.39). On the other hand, with their unaltered partners, the reverse was true, they were less likely to 'want to get it over with' and considerably more likely to 'really get into it.'

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410x.1999.0830s1079.x/epdf
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Reminds me of this Locoroco character.
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>>29180103
I'm gay dude. It's one thing interesting about gay guys... at least most of the gays I met... there isnt much gold digging going around. It's one thing we don't have to worry about.
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>>29179813
The feel of the foreskin on my teeth and tongue
>>29179836
I have had guys come in like 5 minutes, I think I'm pretty good.
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>>29180187
so literally just a tactile oral fixation thing and not anything psychological?

do you care about size?
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>>29178538
Top fucking kek, bantzlord
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>>29180129
It was one particular time. As a rule we are like natives in my house. Everbody naked. It's a warm country.
And I've, unfortunately seen her pussy more times than I wanted to. Back before she did laser depilatory, she used to by the wax and we did it at home. I helped her doing it.
She has a rostie though, but she's more or less the living proof that rostie=fucked cunt is just a bullshit meme. She's no saint, but i remember distinctively when she was 12 my mother took her to the gynecologist to talk about that topic precisely. Protuberant labia minora, which my mom thought to be a disturb or disease. The doctor said it was normal, and only after puberty, if the labia bothered or hurt her someway, she could have a corrective surgery.
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>>29179424
nigga what are doing
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>>29180187
What country are you from? Do you like getting eaten out?
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>>29178246
Check out my roastie too

Originale
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>>29180343
its so dry f@m desu baka
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>>29180343
Are you me with a smaller dick and hijacker's thumb?
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>>29180368
Sorry anon, it's really cold in here right now
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>>29180235
>so literally just a tactile oral fixation thing and not anything psychological?
I just like pleasuring dicks with long foreskin
>do you care about size?
Nah, I never sucked a dick below 6 inches tho, but it would be interesting I guess
>>29180318
Argentina
Yeah I like every man.
Also I'm a guy as to no create confusion
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>>29180382
Well, if you are Dimitri, I'll tell you that I'm from Brazil too and my dick is 17cm hard, bro

The cold makes my grower kinda small
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>>29180433
Nao, o cara que vc replicou nao eh dimitri, mas eu sou. De que parte do brasil, robo?
por favor seja gay
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>>29180402
>I'm a guy

dammit
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>>29180454
>>29180454
I'm bi and from parana, like I said, it's really cold right now
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>>29180497
Aaaaaand we could be speaking like natives right now.
I imagine it's cold down there. I'm at paraiba, so it's like a frying pan by the beach. Really uncomfortable. It makes our sisters naked and our dicks sweaty.
You should post a hard dic pic like me, though.
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>>29180097

It's not possible.

You theoretically could try "foreskin restoration" (preferably under the guidance of a doctor) but it can't give you back a real foreskin.

The foreskin ITSELF is the primary sensory structure of the penis because it's heavily innervated with fine touch sensitive encapsulated nerve endings (whereas the penis head is mostly innervated with pain sensors).
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>>29178775
This is why I fucking tweeze the shaft and balls
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holy shit so many south american gaybots on this thread.

And none of you fuckers are a cute trap or femboi to date me fuck.
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>>29178246
>>29178256
>>29178270

To be honest, I don't even blame cutfags for trying to rationalize being mutilated :/ I know I would if I were in their position
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>>29180598
Sorry i'm trying to leave twinkness by letting my beard grow. I'm ugky, though, so it's a lost battle.
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>>29178775
what's the story behind this image please?
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>>29180631
Csi episode.
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>>29178246
One fembot actually called me a roastie cus she thought I was uncut.
I creampied her 3 months later
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>>29180618

Well I'm cut and I fucking hate it. I don't try to rationalize it.

It is literally genital mutilation.

I want my foreskin back.
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>>29180562
How the fuck do you manage that

I plucked one at the base and it felt like someone shoved a needle up my shaft.
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>>29180545
I prefer the hotness desu, it's so cold that it's even difficult to masturbate.

>>29180624
I would fugg your ass desu senpai
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>>29179850
>he doesn't fuck tables
normie out
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>>29180095
>> Can't you cover that "jiboia", i don't wanna see that!
>Jiboia is a very huge snake from our rainforests.

This is the hottest thing I've ever read
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>>29180751
Coldness is made for one scenario: cuddling. Which really isn't relevant to us, robots.
And i'd let you fug me. Ihope your dick gets bigger than that.
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>>29180276
Nah, your sister been steady hoein'
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>jewdicks literally trying to defend their mutilated cock

top kek
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>>29179424
This went from innocent dick pics to family nudity to feeding your dog cum

What the fuck is wrong with your huehuehue's?
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>>29180952
I'm just beeing myself, senpai
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>>29180952
Generations and generations of degeneracy >>29180928
It does, like I said above, it's 17cm when hard, which is 6.7 inches in amerinumbers

The worst though, is being in the closet about being bi, even if I found some guy to cuddle, he can't come to my house and sleep with me, otherwise my parents would find out
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>>29181082
Well then my friend, I'll tell you to just come out once and for all. You're delaying the inevitable and making your life miserable along the way.
My life now is 1000% better than it was when i was closeted
> Introducing your boyfriend to your parents
> Walking down the streets handholding
> Kissing in the elevator when that nasty homophobic old lady who complained about your faggotry is taking it with you
Priceless.
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>>29181571
This is why I hate fags
Stop shoving your faggotry down everyone's throats
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>tfw anteater

Excess skin makes Stacey grin, cutbots.
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>Have anteater
>Usually around 5 - 6" flaccid
>Only thing girls have commented on has been the size

I feel bad for dicklets, but I feel even worse for cut dicklets
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>>29182166
You could as well ask him to stop breathing.
He's just beeing hibself, anom
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>tfw no chunky foreskin bf to dock with
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>just get cut it'll be fine
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>>29180624
I don't think you're ugly at all.
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>>29183252
Thank you, that's the nicest thing. I wish people where I live would think like this more often.
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>Americans are THIS INSECURE about their mutilated jew dicks
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>>29179424
This is literally the best I've read her for at least a year..
Holy kek
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>>29178246
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE
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>>29183169

Paul Tinari got something somewhat along those lines after he was cut by a mohel and priest as punishment for masturbating.

In his case, the pocket underneath the skin bridge developed a chronic infection.
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>>29178246
I think that's really cute :3

imagine rolling your tongue around in that slab of foreskin~
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It's kind of amusing how people call foreskins "anteaters".

Anteaters are really cute, eandearing animals.

It has basically no force as a term of derision if you stop and think about it. Anteaters are awesome.
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>>29183731
It doesn't work like that

On the underside of the foreskin is a strip of skin that attaches it to the penis head.
It's a little hard to describe, but basically it means you couldn't roll your tongue all the way around under the skin, you could perhaps go most of the the way, but it's a really tight fit, especially when the penis is erect.
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>tfw perfect foreskin with no extra flappy skin
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>>29184200

You might find that perfect, and that's cool.

But other guys might find their long foreskins to be perfect for them.

To the ancient Greeks and Romans, a really long foreskin was considered perfect.

(I myself don't have a foreskin--I'm cut)
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>>29179987
Did you mean the balding* one?
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>>29180631
Here's the story as well as I know it

>a sociopath is struck with a creative urge
>said sociopath prepares and positions a corpse for a photo
>another sociopath uploads it to bestgore
>some anon posts it to 4chan
>an idiot asks about it
>some asshole writes about it
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>>29183169
I'd pound your twink body.
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at least some people have the choice to be mutilated or not
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>>29179424
>so i found out this method of cuming in my hand and let the dog lick it
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>benis with scars
its reverse roastie
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>>29179424
>well, let's say it's really annoying to get up and clean yourself after jerking off, so i found out this method of cuming in my hand and let the dog lick it

WHY WOULD YOU BE THIS AUTISTIC TO THE ONLY THING THAT WILL EVER UNQUESTIONABLE LOVE YOU!?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29178246
I just wanted to say that every single dick on this thread looks very nice and suckable
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>>29180618
this. they cant even do anything about it, i mean uncut guys can get it done at any time they want. people who got mutilated when they were babies cant reverse it. i feel sorry for them, i understand why they feel the need to rationalize it.
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>being a cutfag robot
>can't have sex with women
>can't ever fully enjoy masturbation due to sandpaper glans and lack of foreskin

Lmaoing @ your lives. This has to be the worst fate one could possibly have.
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>>29186606
>Not restoring your foreskin
Anon please. Robots have tons of free time, no excuse not to restore.
Start now robots. Then you can piss on your parents grave with a normal penis. (Or closer to one anyways).
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Reminder that the foreskin is pulled back during sex which adds plenty of girth to the erect penis. Cutfags had girth stolen from them at birth.
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>>29178246
>>29178256
Sounds like mad cutfags projecting their lack of sensation ITT.
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>>29178246
I'm uncut but I'VE never seen a dick like that

What the hell if wrong with it?
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>>29178555
Normie spotted. Off my board please.
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>>29178246
I wanna suck it
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Dimitri, post more pics please.
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100% original antisemitic comment coming through
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>>29178256

it keeps my dickhead moist and i have sensation in it

umad, cutfag?

>hates durkas and jews
>cuts off part of dick just like durkas and jews
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>>29178410
lmao that looks like fun, I would stretch as you are doing right now everywhere I go. street, work, restaurant, now, and more. keep on tugging for me
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>>29179424
c-can i be in the screencap too?
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>>29179424
You feed your wiener dog cum? That's hilariously ironic.
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>>29182862
If the mods cared even a little about this board they would add filters for "be urelf" and all its variations
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I have a question.

What happens when you pinch your foreskin shut and start peeing? It seems like a really fun thing to do.
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>>29179424
i can't stop laffin
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lord gonzo approves
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>>29188149
I cant believe this thread still lives....
He doesnt let me poop in peace
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>>29189924
Balloon dick. Until the pressure is to high and piss vome out anyway because you can't really hermetically shut foreskin
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>>29182192
yep.
t. cutfag
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>>29186703
i know. jews are dicks
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>>29179424
that fucking look man

it knows the cum it's comming
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>tfw got partially cut at 20
I can honestly tell that if it wasn't for the scar it would be perfect

but man, it's uglier now but it's much more practical
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>>29178410
>>29178531
Has nobody really seen a foreskin like this? Mine's like that too, I thought it was more common.
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>>29178246

uncut is best you fucking dickhead

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xdJYpkVkHm
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>>29192157
It is, just not in burgerland.
Here in my country cut is rare as fuck. My family didnt' even knew what a cut penis looked like when I brought the subject.
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>>29192333
I live in burgerland, and now im suddenly afraid of anyone seeing it
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>>29179464
Women can't tell the difference. I doubt a lot of women ever realize that circumsised dicks exist, at least here in Europe. I'm convinced that the "girls don't like uncircumsised dicks" meme is just Americans spouting bullshit.
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>>29183169
what the fuck is that senpai?

christ
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Uncut guys are the absolute worst unless they are completely rock hard and ready to go. uncut dicks are disgusting flaccid or even semi hard. They're better than most cut cocks once they're rock hard but no way i'd be sucking an uncut guy from a limp or semi state. It depends though. Ive seen some really nice looking cut cocks and also some really terrible ones. same for uncut. My ex was uncut and even when he was hard he had a bunch of excess skin.
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