Wakey wakey Neetie. You really slept in today didn't you? That's what happens if you jerk off 4 times a day. Better hide that sock or Mommy is gonna find it and take away those GBP.
I had a fruitful day at work, had a blast at the gym and a slutty cardio bunny asked for my number. Looking forward to tomorrow and then a long weekend.
I feel like smug wojack should still represent us wagecucks. Let the neets have frog.
horrible, unfunny troll thread that is part of the repetitive cancer killing this website but
>mfw paycheck tomorrow
>mfw gonna get stoned as fuck
>mfw all the wagecucking pays off
>>29177583
thisreally struck a nerve with the millennial, liberal neeturchin
>>29177625
Well make it happen then retard
>>29177583
then you woke up after you fell asleep parked in the driveway
better hurry up and trot to bed wageslave, friday isn't going to work itself to death ya know
>>29178408
Another little neetie who cant take the heatie.
>>29178408
wew wew wew laddies these neets just simply CANNOT take the heat
>>29178423
>>29178547
>becoming familiar with heat that isn't comforting
Is that the sort of thing they have you doing in those legal brothels these days? Haha, well, you are pretty talented when it comes to that I guess.
However, I have some quality rest to get back to. REM sleep and the like, you know, well no you don't. Pampering these gains can become a bit repetitive, but it's well worth it. I'll wake you in say..4 hours? Then get back in bed after I drink my protien boost smoothie.
Ciao for now.
>>29178666
Poor neetie fucks a sock while I fuck 9/10 escorts with big natural titties because I have disposable income.
>>29178666
poor poor NEETs, drinking cheap Walmart "nutritional" food substitutes while I just had a $400 steak wew
>>29178666
Another little neet crying in defeat.
Aspiring loser here, should i go for xbox one or ps4
Not being a wagie is so great however, here have my day so far
>woke up at 11am (early start for me)
>booted up pc loaded up some overwatch
>played one match,
>went outside smoked some weed
>Came inside at some breakfast (coffee and banana bread)
>mm tastes yum thanks mum
>go back to pc and chuck a fat wank to some Fate porn
>Eat some chippies
thats it, I might have a nap now and have a good ol game of dark souls when I wake up.
>>29178816
What reason could you possibly have to get an xbone? I can barely think of any exclusives except for Halo 5 and even that is coming to PCon Windows 10
