>It's an 'Anon saves a whole bunch of people from a terrorist attack and becomes famous' daydream.
>>29176936
here we go OP
orugnali commmendo
>It's an 'Anon dies and goes to the underworld but then takes over the underworld and invades Heaven and Earth with an army of demons, overthrows God and rules all of existence for all of eternity' daydream.
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon sacrifices himself to save his class from a school shooter and his oneitis finally realizes how great he was" daydream
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon becomes sonic the hedgehog and runs really fast to impress the class" daydream
>It's an 'Anon goes back in time and impresses people with advanced technology' daydream.
>It's an "anon sides with the terrorists and rises to top ranks" daydream
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon leads a small rescue mission for the 10/10 daughter of a wealthy family in custody of terrorists" daydream
>Its an "Anon pilots a mecha with a harem and conquers a nation in a large world" daydream.
>it's an "anon somehow finds the perfect girl, and lives happily ever after" daydream
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon conducts a successful raid of a military base and uses his new equipment to start a private army" daydream
>It's an 'Anon somehow gains Godlike supernatural powers and fucks with all the Chads and Stacys' daydream.
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon finally wakes up from the nightmare" daydream
>It's an "Anon and Anonette are still together" daydream
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon becomes an inanimate nebula expanding in space" daydream
>>29177202
>It's an "Anon is says stupid shit" episode
>>29176936
>It's an "anon visits Japan and saves a drowning Japanese boy and accidentally drowns himself so the Japanese build a statue to him in honor of his actions"
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon is trapped in limbo and relives his life over and over and over for an eternity" daydream
>It's an "Anon sacrifices himself to save the world and is finally reunited with his oneitis in death" daydream
>>29177251
>it's an 'anon visits Japan and saves a drowning Japanese boy who's the Son of a Japanese billionaire and is made part of the family and gets to stay in a mansion in Japan' daydram.
>It's an "anon is happy for once in his life" daydream
>it's an "anon self-inserts into a work of fiction" daydream
>>29176936
>it's an "anon daydreams about using CQC to stop a gunman and save the day"
>It's an 'Anon is anybody other than Anon' daydream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn2Myb-zO7k
>>29176936
Not
>It's an "Anon orchestrates a successful terrorist attack to get revenge on everyone he hates" daydream
>it's an "anon walks into a classroom and tears people to shreds with an over-sized machine-gun" daydream
>It's an "Anon self inserts as the lead singer and all round instrumentalist, lulling his high school peers with his heartfelt music" daydream
while listening to sad songs alone in his room
>It's an anon is a super soldier who stops terrorism with his super strength and weapon skill daydream
It's an "Anon makes a funny original post and everyone likes it" daydream
>It's an "anon is being inducted into the Masonic Order" daydream
>tfw antipsychotics prevent me from daydreaming at all
why live
>It's an "Anon becomes the god-ruler of all creation and looks for an heir to the throne" daydream
>It's an "Anon is diagnosed with cancer and spends his last months traveling with oneitis" daydream
>>29176936
It's an 'Anon gets trips' day dream.
>Anon decides to audition in the talent show in his senior year, he becomes cool because he can sing well, and makes many friends. no one would ever have know because he is so quite.
>>29177098
Damn I feel pathetic and delusional now.
Thanks!
>>29177418
Do a talent show not hard yourr just a bitch
>It's an anon was taken from his shitty home to attend hogwarts and now lives a happy life of magic and wonder daydream.
>It's an "Anon gets a (You)" daydream
>>29177482
Antipsychotics are horrible. So sorry that you are made to take them, anon.
>it's an "anon accidentally discovers an unfathomable realm of horror, non-euclidean geometry and cosmic entities, somehow becomes one of them and torments people he hates in their dreams until they die, then chills with Hastur the King in Yellow forever" daydream
>>29177518
You get a (You) today anon
>It's an anon creates a scientific breakthrough and becomes the next steve jobs daydream
>It's an 'Anon relives childhood as a new person but with all the knowledge he has today and becomes a child prodigee' daydream.
>It's an "Anon gets discovered and signs with a first division soccer team and he wins the world cup" daydream
> it's an "anon kidnaps his hot classmate" daydream
>It's an "Anon discovers that the boyfriend of his oneitis is plotting to murder her so anon breaks every bone in the boyfriend's body" daydream
>It's an "Anon can stop time like Hiro from the NBC show Heroes and uses this power to touch the boobs of the hottest girls in the middle school and undress them in class so they'd be blushing and embarrassed when he restarted time" daydream
>>29177569
>it's an "anon becomes Stopman" dream
>>29177540
Same.original june 9th post
Stop, please. Let me be
>It's an "Anon gains the admiration and respect of the mean kids on the bus and leads them in an impromptu concert of his favorite songs" daydream
>it's an "anon gets turned into a vampire and finally escapes from his current shitty life" daydream
>Its an 'Anon is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to accept and is too scared to say anything so he sits there quietly until they leave' dream
>It's an "Anon becomes the ultimate lifeform and destroys all that would oppose his interests" daydream
>It's an "anon travels back in time, gets acquainted with Eric and Dylan, shows them the Brutal Doom mod on his laptop he brought with him, then helps them triple their body count with his awesome arsenal on april 20th" daydream
>>29177644
>the ultimate lifeform
FAKER
>>29177665
>It's an "Anon becomes a pathomancer and channels his extreme feels to destroy the hedgehog poster" daydream
>it's an "anon actually gets to choose one of these" daydream
>>29177739
So the red pill is basically a smartphone.
>it's an "Anon plays his favorite song in front of the school and they realize how cool he is" daydream
>>29177739
Easily the red or grey pill
The red one will be obsolete in a couple of years but at this point in my life I could use it in my exams
>>29177777
dammit quints
>>29177518
this one came true
>>29177644
>implying it's a daydream
>>29177665
step aside inferior lifeform
>>29177781
what a fucking idiot you are
seriously buy a computer if you can't access the internet you dipshit
>>29177739
Black, easily. Blue would be the next best thing as I won't have to live long and I'm pretty much set for the rest of my life.
>>29177809
READ YOU DUMB FUCK
I said it would be useful to google everything in my head in the middle of an exam
>it's an "Anon wakes up from his cycles of guilt and becomes the new demiurge" dream
>>29177834
Why don't you try not being a moron and studying instead?
>>29177739
>pink pill
>transform into a machine that makes the other pills
2ez
>>29177834
yes. i read it. you're a massive dipshit for taking the pill that you can literally buy at the store for a hundred dollars. when you have a choice between several other pills that will grant you unimaginable power. and you want it, because you want to be able to pass your exams. you IDIOT
>>29177739
>pink pill
>turn into cute girl
>lure men to their deaths in hotel rooms, feed on their corpses
this is my dream
It's an 'Anon finds out he's a paranormal creature and gets accepted in to a convent of other creatures and leave his terrible life behind' daydream.
>it's an "Anon just wants to live a normal life" desire
>>29177007
Direct everyone out to the exits and then use my katana to take the terrorists out before they can trigger their vests
>>29177904
this tbqh
I mean if you took the pink pill, you could literally be like, fuck exams, turn into godzilla and destroy normies. Plus the black pill would allow you to see your mistakes/penalties on the exam if you were to write down a certain thing, yet it has so much more potential than the red one
>>29177007
I don't care what anyone says, you're fucked in that situation no matter what
>It's an 'Anon disarms a gunman with Matrix like reactions' daydream.
I write out speeches and speak to myself in the bathroom when my family isn't around.
I would pretend I was on CNN or making a speech at a commencement ceremony, talking about pressing issues, giving insight into all aspects of the discussion while remaining unbiased.
I would pretend to put down news anchors who try to ask me loaded questions and reply with "I'm just asking questions". Well, a fifth grader can ask questions. You have every right to ask questions. Just don't expect anyone to take you seriously.
I would day dream all the time as a kid and get in trouble for it. I would seek attention by trying to be funny or a class clown. I would always imagine what if X in history went down as Y instead. It was fun.
Then I grew up, and now I'm trying to figure out stuff I'm not too prepared to figure out, but then again I don't think anyone is.
In the end, Yuri is still the purest form of love, and I will forever love /u/.
>it's an 'anon freezes time and fugs all the qt bois in hs episode'
Take me back.
>>29178145
you should record yourself and share it here
>>29176936
y'know the best part?
you wouldn't even become famous
there was that failed flight on 9/11 where some chads derailed the plane to crash in the middle of nowhere, instead of at the capitol building or wherever it was headed
remember their names?
neither do i
>>29178205
If you did it twice and managed to survive at least the first time, then you'ld be famous eternally
>>29178145
I know where you're coming from. Whenever I play video games I narrate as if I have a popular youtube channel or twitch stream.one time I did try streaming on twitch but someone showed up in my chat and started talking and I was afraid to say anything so I stopped streaming and cried.
Ultimately I can only talk to myself, not other people.
>its an "Anon imagines himself playing the song he's listening to at school" dream
>>29177143
>>29177376
BasicaIly the same thing.
>>29178240
chads don't bother to hit the same bitch twice
>It's the Anon goes to therapy, has a life changing breakthrough and suddenly all his potential is unlocked and life turns around daydream.
>>29178446
>it's an "Anon realizes therapy is a bunch of bullshit that doesn't work and is giving money to a phoney" episode
>>29177222
FUCK YOU
This is not original
>It's an "Anon finally overcomes his crippling depression by writing a piece of music so beautiful that nothing will ever surpass it, and he actually meets that perfect girl he's been talking to online for ages now and they stargaze and do dumb teenage-tier shit together" dream
>>29176936
>It's an "Anon begs the school shooter to end his life" daydream
>It's an anon gets dubs daydream
>>29178482
I know that, that's why I don't go. It's just a shirty daydream.
>>29176936
>its an anon is an 80s anime character driving a mercedes in a car chase through a futuristic city daydream
>It's an anon gains the ability to turn invisible and he follows girls home so he can watch them shower and masturbate day dream.
>It's an 'Anon gets a qt gf who understands I'm socially and emotionally stunted and fucked up my entire life so far but still loves me' day dream
>It's an 'Anon saves his old best friend/family member/stranger heroically and dies in the process' day dream
>it's an anon is a girl and not a degenerate tranny day dream where I dont wanna kill my self
>>29178145
dont do this >>29178170 anon . Keep it all in your head or lose it all.
>>29177118
Don't think your there, but I have this just about every day
>>29177739
Give me the yellow pill. I will probably go mad within a week but I want to know what people think.
>>29178789
>>It's an 'Anon gets a qt gf who understands I'm socially and emotionally stunted and fucked up my entire life so far but still loves me' day dream
Too close to home
>It's an "Anon finally get his novel published and this will finally make his life good" daydream
I dream about it everyday please I need it I need it so badly I have no other hope please please please
>It's a "Anon gets stuck in a space capsule with a Stacy bitch and forces her to accept him as a life long partner" daydream.
>>29176936
>become famous
This is where I don't know that feel.Altruism is dead.
>>29176936
I actually just want to severe the terrorists head and stay anonymous.
>It's an "Anon has the ability to alter other people's desires, thoughts, fetishes, beliefs and ideals through mind control and uses it to turn people into lewd, devoted worshippers of himself." daydream.
>It's an "anon leads a squadron of mercenary fighter pilots in the Rhodesian bush war" daydream
>>29178981
What good is altruism in this mad world we live in?
>>29179057
It would be good if the majority of the populace followed it, were even aware of it, but modern times dictate importance of selfishness and the individual.
>>29177739
grey pill, because i am that pathetic.
>>29179419
Exactly. Because of our all too comfortable living conditions in this consumerist society. It is proven that poverty and hardship breeds crime, but it can also creates compassion and selflessness, especially outside the US where many people are bitter that they were denied the American dream
>>29179539
>It is proven that poverty and hardship breeds crime, but it can also creates compassion and selflessness
Luckily, I was the latter. America is an incredibly shitty place to live if you are not rich.
>it's a "she finally says thanks for all the help I've given her on school by kissing me" daydream
>>29176936
>it's an 'Anon is an Imperial Commissar and ends degenerate practices in his immediate area' daydream
>It's a "how much damage could I do if my pencil could fire one .22 bullet" daydream
>it's a pic related day and night dream
>it's an "Anon is the new Kurt Cobain and travels the world having sex with sloots before killing himself" daydream
>>29179569
That's great anon. I can't say I understand it or even try to be that way, but I think it's great and I wish for you to never lose sight of it. Hopefully you can improve your financial situation as well
>>29177098
>>29177418
>>29177498
>>29177585
Pathetic ;_;iktf
>>29179643
>I can't say I understand it
You really can't unless you've lived through it. Not to indirectly insult you or come off as hostile but I've tried explaining certain things to middle/upper-middle class friends from school and, despite being smart people, it goes over their heads nearly all the time. Like one friend could not fathom that I went ten years without seeing a doctor for a basic checkup, or a dentist for the same amount. I wish I could remember other examples but that's the only one off the top of my head that I can think of. It surprises me how ignorance is so commonplace amongst the populace.
>you can improve your financial situation as well
We'll see. I start my Master's in two months but I've been severely poor my entire twenty-six years of existence and I don't see this changing any time soon.
>>29178926
Damn son this cute and hot
This thread both makes me feel terrible, and less alone.
>>29178926
can it go the other way?
>>29179821
I'm low-middle class. The reason I can't understand it is actual autism and years of being socially detached in general, but I get your point. It's one of the reasons American Psycho is so funny, but also a little sad when it dawns on you that people like this actually exist.
>>29179821
>>29179961
Oh and I was referring to love and compassion when I said "I can't understand it", not poverty. I'm actually leading a very minimalist way of life, the internet is all I need to keep me somewhat satisfied at the moment
>>29179961
>when it dawns on you that people like this actually exist
What, sociopathy? I haven't actually seen the movie or read the book so I don't know if you mean people like I described either.
It's like the richer one is, the less realistic their concept of reality becomes.
>>29180019
Oh. I wouldn't say I understand it either. I don't necessarily love or have compassion for most people. I have too much dissociation for strong emotions but my empathy is very fucking warped. I'd like to help people any way I can but I don't want recognition or notoriety from it.Nor do I have strictly socially acceptable definitions of helping people.
>>29176936
>it's an anon fantasies about saving a pair of Japanese school kids from a bear by tackling it, ripping its eyes out, and then punching it to death episode
>>29177098
Sometimes I wish there was some sort of cause I could easily throw my life away for. I hate hard work, but I could easily an hero for a good cause.
>>29178893
>tfw imagining people interview you about your novel and the thought process behind writing it
>>29180098
STOP GOD DAMN IT
>>29180020
American Psycho is famous for being graphic and violent, especially the novel, but it's mostly a satirical depiction of the "yuppie" lifestyle, taking place in the late 80s. Extremely shallow world of conspicuous consumption and superficial dialogue and interactions. People have called it "a critique of the vicious aspects of capitalism."
>>29180053
I can relate to that. I don't want attention either, though sometimes I get a bit of satisfaction from helping someone. And I think I get what you're saying in that last sentence, but it kind of comes with dissociation. You get to a certain point where you feel more secure in a mostly rational and logical way of thinking, even at the expense of norms, other people's feelings and perhaps morality at times.
>>29177304
>its an 'anon wakes up and finds a japanese princess sleeping next to him and then hears his childhood friend running up to greet him before they walk to school but they end up seeing eachother and she gets the wrong idea but is cool with it after a while so they become friends and al 3 of you walk to school together to meet up with your other classmates where you all have fun talking and playing lacrosse together as you learn more about eachother and you fall in love with each of them in various parallel universes until one day you wake up and your childhood friend is gone and the streets and empty and everything is in ruins but you continue walking to school until you see guards at the school gates who harass you until they knock you out and then you're brought inside the school but its not school actually a compound and one of your old teacher's meets you and asks you questions which all eventually leads you to fighting against an intergalactic species of silicon-based lifeforms found on the moon who have been trying to eradicate humanity for the last 3 decades and use your skills playing a video game and knowledge of your past life with your friends at school to become the savior of the human race as you watch everyone around you get killed by the aliens and your childhood friend raped and turned into a cyborg to help command your mecha weapon that is used to blow up one of the aliens main hives but only ends up buying a few years of time in a hopeless war for survival' daydream
>>29177007
>hey, guitarman! Gonna need some sweet background noise for this one! *winks*
>sweet dreams are of made of this starts playing
>the music is so blaring everyone close to the stage is forced to cover their ears
>except me, because I had years of training with my tinnitus and listening to music with earbuds that made me half deaf
>at his split second of distraction, knock the suicide vest down, the others surrounding me will also see the opportunity and subdue him, probably breaking both his arms at least thus neutralizing him
>the muslims at the entrance wouldn't know of anything except that there's a commotion in the crowd because they're far away
>tell the singer to alert everyone of the situation and to let all the women and children on stage *tips fedora*
>maintain a front line with bouncers advancing towards the muslims at the exit
>start operation Beta
>split the formation into a half-crescent, taking the two muslims at the edges hostage with extreme haste
>have the audience behind the (hopefully armored) bouncers throw rocks and shit at the muslims
>once they shoot the hostages, use their guns and start overwhelming the muslims
>easy pickings at this point
heh.... not bad....... kid.
>it's a "being good friends with Totsuka Saika despite the intense sexual and romantic tension between the two of you" daydream
kill me
>it's an 'anon is the frontman of a band playing to millions of fans' daydream while really he's just listening to music
>>29176936
Is this really that common with autism? I have this daydream a lot
>>29180201
>Extremely shallow world of conspicuous consumption and superficial dialogue and interactions. People have called it "a critique of the vicious aspects of capitalism."
I can get that then. Good for it.
>sometimes I get a bit of satisfaction from helping someone
It's the only way that I feel useful and I do things because I believe they need to be done - not for any ulterior reason - yet I still sometimes feel good about myself for maybe a second.
>you feel more secure in a mostly rational and logical way of thinking
Very much sowhich could also be the small amount of high-functioning ASD that I also havehowever I do consider conviction to be my strongest virtue and I am autistically honest. Not a sociopath but I do have some of their ideals.
>It's an 'Anon finds a magic stopwatch that freezes time' daydream.
>>29177098
>>29177118
>>29177177
>>29177222
>>29177349
>>29177418
>>29177546
>>29177585
>>29177591
>>29177777
>>29178125
>>29178273
>>29179579
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Its an 'Anon finally kills himself' daydream
>Go to the store and write a check for a buck and buy some milk
>Put on your holeless socks and go to work without blisters
>Car tires are super grippy and have lots of tred and you don't slip out
>It's an 'anon goes to japan and find a qt japanese gf who loves him and then wakes up realizing that it will never happen' daydream.
>>29180349
>autistically honest
kek, I'm going to start using that. I've been just that for most of my life, lying is difficult to me unless it's to prevent myself from sperging out without reason.
Of course there are similarities between ASD, sociopathy, schizoid personality disorder other disorders. It goes without saying that it's the key differences that separates us from them, not just in behavior but in mind as well.
I'm going to go to bed now. Pleasure talking to you, anon. Best of luck in your endeavors!
>>29180507
Of course.
Good night, anon. Rest well for me.
>>29177177
>177177
sickly
>>29177739
Black pill, win multiple lotteries, buy my own island full of lolis and go into seclusion.
>>29177552
I-I thought I was the only one
oregano desu
>Its a anon enacts his rage filled vendetta with godlike powers/alien tech/nukes daydreammy favorite ones desu
>Its a anon is a cyborg and beats up the meanies and does cool things using his sick cyber body parts daydreamIm not the only one right?
>she's talking to me because she like me and it's not out of pity day dream
I could teach you so much about being lonely
>>29177739
>grey pill
>tyrone pushes me because he's a bully
>falls in love with me
>>29180302
>knock the suicide vest down
>>29177179
>>29177179
Fuck me please stop I've gone into so much detail about this
>Its a Anon finally kills himself and nobody really cares that much reality
>>29177342
Oh god stop snake
I had a dream where I had gone to a party, and the hotel after party and randomly just walked into womens rooms and had consensual sex
It got to the point where the sex felt real as fuck, and I spend like an hour drifting in and out of sleep trying to wonder if I was dreaming or not, rationalizing several times that there are no hotels near where I live, and a hotel wouldn't be this small
>>29180941
If you want your bp fucked by nigger cock, sure.replace tyrone with chad and I might be ok with that idea
>>29177007
Everyone bum rush the terrorists
4 v 100 or so in a tight space isn't gonna go well
Nobody would do it though because they're scared to die (which they will anyways)
>>29180963
>tfw i dreamed this too but with a nuke silo raid/ 9/11 sequel
>its an anon listens to intense boss battle-like music and imagines himself defending the world with all of everyone watching or sometimes being the gigantic monster thats destroying the world daydream
>Want to join military so I can kill mudslimes
>Can't because epilepsy
>>29181024
STOP DOING THIS TO ME ANON ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>It's an 'Anon discovers an ISIS plot to detonate a nuke in a major capital city but doesn't tell anyone so the normies get what they deserve' daydream.
>its an anon meets his oneitis at her gamestop job but pretends to look busy and not notice her while she recognizes him through his sunglasses and thinks how cool he must be daydream
>Learn to lucid dream
>Get to live all of these experiences
Feels exceptional man
>>29181051
>It's a Anon forms his own robotic hacker/terrorist cell and fucks up the normies real good series.
>It's a Anon's militia nukes israel and commiefornia off the universe season finaleIts me
>>29181003
>>29181051
They would automatically assume you're the terrorist and you'd get tortured in Guantanamo Bay if you did tell the authorities.
>It's an "Anon sneaks around a warehouse where gangsters in suits are keeping your imaginary girlfriend hostage, shooting gangsters in the head with a silenced pistol while your favorite movie soundtrack plays" dream
>>29180830
>>29180877
My feels!
I never asked to be laid bare before the world
>>29181100
you mean, get elated, so the depression hits harder? thanks anon
>>29181228
Either you experience it in a dream, or you don't experience it at all. I'll take the former
>>29177007
>walk north
>leave
It's an Anon and his oneitis swap genders with each other and they win the lottery and the spend the rest of their life happy, NEETing it up playing vidya, and him sucking her girldick.
>It's an "Anon stands in front of all his imaginary friend on a battlefield and sacrifices himself for them all and everyone cries while he does it because they know he was powerful and he gave it all up for us" dream
>i will never live this life
>>29177007
>no tendies at normiefag concert
>instinctually spray them sandnigs with the brown element of poopies and the yellow element of peepees
>It's an anon goes back in time and says/does the cool shit in high school that he should have at the time, but didn't think of until five years after he graduated
>>29177007
If I can get ahold of the suicide vest guy then I might have a chance. If I could disarm him somehow and get the exsplosives off him and somehow throw those exsplosives towards the exit area on of the muslims would have to drop the weapon due to his death.
Taking the suicider hostage wouldn't be helpful but I might be able to use him as a meat sheild possibly.
>It's an Anon gets low key dumped by his waifu right after making it official by being introduced as her "friend" when she brings you over to meet her family daydream
>You try to have a good time anyway as she ignores you
>Charm her mom and grandma by helping with the dishes and cooking, somehow finding truffles in their yard, and finding a long lost heirloom ring
>Charm her cousins/siblings with my awesome, acrobatic, and silly dance moves
>Earn her dad's respect by being genuine and totally not creepy
>Extra points with everyone after one of them recognizes me from a previous heroic deed
>Still hurt by being introduced as a friend, and the relationship is both damaged and ambiguous
Why can't I just have happy thoughts? What's wrong with me? And this is too elaborate, but it is my waifu.
>>29177552
If a wish could be granted, I'd make it this...
>It's the "BottomKek stops hurting me" daydream
>>29177552
would be fun
>Its another dream where you cuddle with your only online friend and after that saying good morning to her on steam feels awkward
>>29177739
>choose yellow pill
>find out everyone you meet fundamentally dislikes you and would wish you would stop talking to them
Yeah nvm I'll take the grey pill
What daydream have you had today lads?
Today I daydreamed that I was the directed of the Warcraft: Wrath of the Lych King movie. I'm trying to imagine what the whole movie would look like but its really hard. Guess I'm not gonna ever become a director
>>29177739
Pink pill without a question
>shapeshift into turbo chad
>get some milf pussy or bang your own mom
>>29178241
I would watch your stream, anon
>it's an anon commits suicide and then everybody feels terrible for not being nicer episode
>>29177007
That drummer has a shit setup, if he's playing for that many people he could at least afford another tom and a couple cymbals
>it's an anon develops a stand daydream
>it's an anon doesn't exist daydream
>it's a 'anon is fighting in Korea in the 50s and receives a medal of honor for his bravery' daydream
>its an anon forms a mercenary band in a post apocalyptic earth and becomes the greatest warrior to ever live
>>29177168
too fucking /m/
>>29177179
>uses his new equipment to start a private army" daydream
our outer heaven
>it's an anon forms his own country that the US tries to shutdown by force daydream
>It's an anon creates some Nationalist political party and uses his excellent speaking power to drives all foreigner out his country daydream
>>29180274
is that plot of Dual Parallel?
>>29179026
>this will never happen
Right in the fucking feels
>>29184559
it's not a dream brother
>it's an anon is the driver daydream
>>29184559
Fuck, this got me.
>Muted for 4 whole fucking seconds
>>29177959
sounds like something tim burton would make
>>29180367
This one is saddest thing i read so far in this thread. i can related it to it that well
>it's an "Anon gets kidnapped by a crazy, beautiful girl and becomes her imprisoned bf" daydream
>>29177540
Now we are talking
> It's an "Anon goes back in time to prevent Elliot Rodger from his retribution and killing himself whilist befrending him and showing him 4chan and /r9k/ " dream again
> It's an "Anon creates a major scheme and blows up some things to get what he wants politically" day dream
> It's an "Anon becomes a cult-leader" day dream
>it's an anon is forced to keep his secret mafia lifestyle away from his oneitis
>it's an "Anon goes to heaven, in this heaven you have your own room which is specifically designed to meet your every need and fantasy including your own story of saving the world, everyone has their own room dedicated to them and everyone is happy" daydream
>>29185143
I never liked that idea of heaven. It just seems too matrix-y in a sense that none of it's real. That'd get to me after a while.
>it's an "Anon becomes a hot girl and fucks every single virgin that lurks /r9k/" daydream
>>29185169
That's just it anon, it won't "get to you" because it's specifically designed to only be a happy place, if there was any indication of it being fake then you wouldn't know about it because it knows you don't like fake. It'll try and persuade to you that everything you're doing is real for the sole purpose of making you constantly happy and satisfied.
>it's an "Anon becomes a billionaire and makes a secret island where girls are trained from birt to become the perfect animu character type for him to fuck" daydream
>>29181024
Fuck man I had this so often.
By now my daydreams have changed so that I am the one the world has to be defended against and my former friends try to stop me but I'm just too far gone
>>29177739
The orange pill is objectively the best
>>29176936
>it's an "Anon jumps into the gorilla enclosure to save a child and escapes with no one harmed then gets invited to Oprah's show but declines because he doesn't want to be famous but secretly knows that declining makes him more famous" daydream
>Watch a tv show/cartoon/anime
>Immediately start internally creating characters who I feel would fit the narrative
>Basically constantly making Gar Stu/Mary Sues in my head
>>29185738
>declining makes him less famous
FTFY
>>29180302
seriously underrated post
Oarigami
>>29184559
>>29184587
This.oregnangnanna
>>29176936
>it's another fleshed out fantasy world with rich lore and several long story arcs that started out as an autistic daydream
>>29186376
>making
>not being
step it up dude
>>29177202
>it's an "anon wakes up with his happy family in the past and all the bad was just a dream" daydream
>>29180330
stop plsese
>>29186726
*likes*
<mfw>
Its an 'anon has a popular channel on YouTube' daydream
It's an anon punches harder than he thought and becomes a UFC and boxing legend because of his ability to knock anyone out with one punch' daydream.
>>29186776
I bet he smells really good
>It's an 'Anon goes back in time to Nazi Germany and uses his future knowledge to help Hitler win the war' daydream.
>tfw my self esteem is so low it feels almost incomprehensible for even an idealized version of me to be in any of these situations
>tfw the best I can go for is delaying a school shooter slightly, getting put out of my misery while mildly impressing a few strangers for a week or two
>It's an "Anon goes back to junior high/high school with some sort of superpower and does everything right" daydream
>>29186376
>Watch a tv show/cartoon/anime
>enjoying myself even if it's kind of shitty
>imagine dead friend's reaction to this PLEB GARBAGE
>turn it off
Stop fucking judging me, you're not even here.
>it's a convoluted set-up making anon and their crush the only man and woman, like Adam and Eve masturbation fantasy
>plane crashes where everyone else dies but you survive and are relatively uninjured, alien abductions, island escapes after zombie apocalypses
>its a "anon fights in the bosnian war and becomes a warlord with a harem and his waifu becomes the head harem as he defeats enemy slavs with ak-47" daydream
> It's the anon causes Second Impact daydream
>>29190562
I don't like African despot fantasies because I know how most of those guys end up.
>>29178926
I like "Alien zoo" myself.
>It's an anon is stuck going through his greatest regrets over and over again in his tortured mind episode
I hate clipshows
>>29181318
it's a you wake up in your oneitus's body daydream
>It's an 'Anon pilots a giant robot and becomes Mankind's first line of defence against giant monsters' daydream
I even made a playlist of songs that I would play from inside my robot to psych out the monsters like the Ride of the Valkyries scene in Apocalypse Now
>>29193025
Share playlist.
I have an edgy shooter fantasy playlist.
>>29180367
every minute of every day
>>29181117
>Anon's militia nukes israel and commiefornia off the universe season finale
perfecto
>>29189073
>it's an 'Anon goes back in time to the Russian Civil War and uses his future knowledge to help the Bolsheviks ignite the world revolution and create a global Soviet International Republic' daydream
>>29179585
You are not alone, battle-brother.
>>29177118
>it's an anon stops time and rapes girls daydream
>it's a 'mom get out of my dreams, I argue with you enough IN REAL LIFE, YOU FUCKING BITCH' dream
>it's an "anon inserts himself, his high school bullies, and every girl he's ever liked into an anime-like high fantasy world where they are all in awe at his speed and power" episode
>>29194432
>mom get out of my dreams, I argue with you enough IN REAL LIFE, YOU FUCKING BITCH
iktf
>it's a 'Dad is still alive' dream
7 years later and it still happens fairly regularly
feels really bad, man
It's an anon didn't wash his hands on the public bathroom and touched every chair in the restaurant day
>>29197303
oh shit i can't even spell right anymore thanks beer, is 6 beers in 3 hours too much? I don't know, my mommy tells me it's ok
