I'm schizophrenic and drunk as shit. I'm finally ready to kms. How should. I do ut?
Drown in the toilet
Slit wrists, set up live stream first thoughjk don't actually do it famalam
>>29176898
You do look crazy as fuck. I suggest toaster in the bathtub.
Jump off of something
>>29176943
yeah, your bed. livestream it too
>>29176931
fuck off, let the man kill himself
>>29176898
LIVESTREAM IT. SOMEBODY SET OP UP WITH A SITE TO STREAM HIS SHIT, STAT.
CO2 poisoning by grilling charcoal. Easy and peaceful.
Get some good food, a few good movies, a portable grill or two, a few bags of charcoal and a shit ton of lighter fluid. Just be sure you're ready, one breath'll fry your brain.
Get a motorcycle, drive it up a multi floor parking garage, set up a ramp, and jump off.
>>29176898
Quantum mechanics says that if you run into a wall enough times you'll phase through it.
Test the hypothesis famslam.
Your eventual death will help all of humanity.
I personally think you should walk on legos until you bleed to death from your leg stumps.
>>29176898
Don't do it, be my friend.
Cut fingers off and bleed out. Leave two to slit wrists if that doesn't work tho. Never tried it myself. Pls whatever you do tho stream it.
Pls don't do it senpai. Can't you get pills or something for schizo?the real suffering is to keep living
>>29176975
I'm so fucking r3ady to kill myself. I just need a great way to go out where my brothers will remember me. What site should I stream on. I'm trying not to black gout right now.
Just stop taking your meds. That's what I'm going to do. I realized I was so depressed because of them. They're poison. Cut out the poison and maybe you feel better again. It literally blocks the feel good chemical in your brain. It is evil.
>>29177242
Chaturbate orangina communist
>>29177242
tinyignore thischat
>>29177242
You will pass out before you can do it. Come back when you are hungover and really feel like shit tomorrow.
An hero please
>>29177228
Pills work wonders for hallucinations. Also try getting mood stabilizers, those worked wonders for me. I stopped being a moody piece of shit and rediscovered my old hobbies.
>>29177350
You need to shut the fuck. Dont you think OP has thought about this shit. Just let him do what he needs to do for fucks sake.
>>29177296
I'm ready as fuck to do it and I think I might be psychotic. God is speaking to me tight now. He says it's time for me to be welcomed into his kingdom. What site should I stream pn?
>>29177350
I have been on mideicatiij for years, but I recently stopped because of the side effects. I'm losing my shit reality is a fucking meme help bit wait don't help I just need to kms and then i will know if ther2 really is a God and I was eight all along help
>>29177382
Suicide is selfish, but if you're still gonna be a dumbass and end your life for no reason. then use your head and use skype duh
>>29177382
Chaturbate
>>29177449
God has specifically chosen me to suffer, so it wouldn't be for no t3ason. I want to confront him and learn why I was chosen to live in constant agony.
>>29177382
Hey! Hurry up! What are you waiting for?
>>29177499
Chair ate require s Ana count. Where can I go where u don't need an acct?
>>29177490
Yeah that sounds like a good plan but you should probably hurry your ass, just sayin
>>29177423
Suicides go to hell, bruh. It's like god telling you to cheat on your wife. He wouldn't do that. If anything is talking to you it's the devil.
OP, y0u aren't communicating with anyone with those random numb3rs so just stop i7
>>29176898
Join the Marines. Death by akbar.
>>29177517
I don't know man, I'm looking but it's hard to find anything..
>>29177580
this
sadly he is schizophrenic
so if you could join the marines do it, make a few friend and fuck the mudslimes up, if you can that is.
>>29177622
Dont tell OP how he should kill himself, let him do it his own way.
>>29177490
I ain't gonna stop you b/rother, believe me. You're just a selfish asshole, you should at least die knowing that
I want you guys to know that you are the only people in my life who halve listened to me. I have no fri3ndw. And my family hates me. You should all take pride in knowing that you made my life worth living and gave me the social interaction I needed to stay moving. However, it's over for me now ther3s nothing left on this earth for me. (Sorry for the typos I'm still using my phone). I'm ready to leave in peace. Thank you for being there eine I n3eded you. So long robots. Maybe you can find peace where I didnt. Goodbye.
Today we could have made /r9k/ history. But by now there's a good chance OP has blacked out already. If only we could have provided him with a site to livestream (that doesnt require making an account) in time.. What a pity, what a shame..
stop feeling bad about us prying into your min d (You) dumb cuck
>>29177693
Just make an account brother, itll only take a few seconds. Your picture cant be the only thing we have to remember you by
now i feel sad
>>29177693
>mfw OP's serious
Hopefully someone walks in on him and he goes to the hospital fo rawhile. He needs it.
>>>/x/17790945
>tfw you've seen quite a few bots off themselves
One day I will join them but not today. I'm not ready yet
Fuck. I'm bleeding out. I cut down the street. I'm in my bathroom. Look on the Minnesota obituaries or something to find me. It's truly time for me to move on. Goodbye and remember how you kept me going as long as possible.
>>29177776
Yeah but nothing happened because you were too slow on the draw. OP already said goodbye and has probably plunged his knife into his heart already. At least he's up there talking to God now
here for the history
>>29177818
Could you post one last pic?
>>29176898
however you want, just take advantage of the fact you're ready to do it so you don't chicken out. I wish I could be ready.
>>29177693
Your hand is beautiful.
where do you live ?
for checking the news
>>29177818
Give us your last Dying Pic so that this thread can go down in history OP
here have a cute snake OP before you die
>>29177823
Whelp Boys, I guess this is a Feels Thread Now
>>29177818
goodbye friend, hopefully you can find the peace you are looking for, i'll join you soon.
>>29177879
Do you have any pictures of a snake biting a shlong? For info purposes ofc
Dont do it OP
>>29177818
>I cut down the street
What does this mean?
>>29177818
clearly not the same typing pattern as the OP
>>29177818
No, Op, don't die on us! Come back, it's not your time yet!
>>29177818
keeping an eye out for you in the paper , you picked a pretty sad way to kill yourself dude hopefully the next life is better or it's just like sleeping maybe we will meet again so long for now
I'm schizophrenic and I think about killing myself all the time too. The meds don't really do very much besides make me too lethargic and depressed to do anything but sleep, so I just quit using them. I talk to God sometimes as well. Usually I think I'm some kind of prophet. If I'm not a prophet, I don't really know how I could keep going on like this. My life is complete shit and if all this suffering has been for nothing I don't want to be here anymore. The only thing that gives me the ounce of hope I need to go on is the faint chance that there's something more to all this, which I think there might be.
Good on you though, OP, for being able to do what I've been trying to work myself up to doing for a long time.
Is he dead? RIP OP desu
>>29177926
He cut vertically, which is deadly
>>29177900
no, sry i dont like to search things like that up
>>29177926
vertical cut down the arm
>>29177926
I'm guessing.
This is how you actually kill yourself. Anyone who does it horizontally is just looking for attention
>>29177818
RIP IP
OP if you're still reading this post pics
>>29177926
he cuts horizontally across his arms
>>29177965
Its same thing as a finger senpai
>>29177845
Here I am lying in my bed I feel my consciousness slipping but never forget how you extended my life. I was doomed from the start but I found comfort in your words. Live for me. Make something ou5 of your life. OP signing out. For good.
>>29177993
HOLY SHIT HE'S REALLY DEAD
Why the fuck kill self when you can eat doritos and shitpost here all day?
>>29177993
I'll remember you OP, I feel like it's not your time yet. But I guess I can't stop you. I hope you find peace wherever you go.
>>29177993
Posts Pics OP, We Need the Wound, Show us the Wound
i feel like a gun does the trick
>>29177993
god speed op
origiari
>>29177993
OP IS GOING TO SPACE
kudos OP, you are now an official hero
>>29177993
Show us your arm you buffoon, im coming to suspect more and more that this is fake as fuck
>>29177993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmnCEYtslHc
>>29177993
RIP OP
????-2016
~HE WASN'T A FAGGOT
>>29177993
I hope whatever comes next is better, even if it's nothing.
>>29178068
But how can nothing ever be better than something, no matter how small that something is?
>>29178088
because nothing isn't pain.
>>29178088
Nothing can't hurt you
>it's another attention seeking faggot that won't actually kill himself episode
Iater dude
>>29178104
same response to >>29178088
as me.
I hope OP is ok
anyone know what happened to this faggot from the other day?
OP has fooled you all. There is abaolutely no proof in this thread that he so much as attempted suicide.
Attention seeking faggot that obviously didn't kill himself. And you're all dumbasses for believing him.
>>29177900
How to Guide: http://www.depressed.net/suicide/
