I'll pretend to be anyones gf.
I am a guy btw.
lets hold eachother and browse gore/rekt
>>29175504
sounds good : 3
bumparoooo!!!!
<3
>>29175554
yay!
i knew you'd think so!
maybe after we can drink tea and listen to soft music :D
>>29175747
a-and can we cuddle!
>>29175823
of course!
we can sit and cuddle while we enjoy the warm aromatic tea!
and we can learn about each others thoughts and feelings and share things we enjoy with each other
>tfw even fake gf's abandon me.....
I haven't masturbated in close to two weeks and my private part is really stiff. I just need some kind of relief.
>>29177065
jerk off for fuck sake
>>29177109
I thought I could get a pretend gf to help me a bit.
Oh well.
>>29177176
sorry! your pretend gf had to go make you some fresh tendies!
^-^
>>29175477
I don't want to have kids, when will you understand I'm infertile? Please women, leave me alone
>>29177728
s-sorry!
i was just trying to be a good girl!
eat my ass out anon
like it really tastes good
<3
and then say I'm handsome and not fat.
>>29177801
idk anon, maybe i will once i get to know you better but you are a qt, and i want to make you happy!
>>29175477
Would you like to watch some chinese cartoons? You can rest your head on my lap, while I caress you hair.
>>29178067
that sounds great anon, and maybeeee after we can do something else!
>>29178187
O-ok...
I will caress you just like I pet my cat. I will softly scratch your nape, gently tickling it with my fingertips.
Welp this quickly became one of the saddest threads I've seen
>>29178315
ill gently grasp your pee pee and stroke it with my hand : 3
>>29178333
sad because you aren't one of the few playing along silly!
>>29175477
>I'll pretend to be anyones gf.
NICE!
>I am a guy btw.
FUCK!
>>29175477
what will you pretend to look like?
>>29178413
whatever you want me to look like, your "ideal" i suppose.
>>29178396
sorry anon, i cant be a real girl ;-;
>>29175884
lmao thats a guy faggot get rekt
>>29178475
there will be no bully in my thread you meany!
>>29178445
I have many "ideals"
just be qt
>no cutie friend to cuddle with while we listen to touhou music
>>29178610
hmmm.Is this good?
>>29178720
whats touhou music anon? I would love to listen and cuddle!
>>29178929
Currently listening to toho bossa nova 5 by shibayan! Really comfy and relaxing album!
>>29178929
not homely enough, you look like a teenage stacy
you wanna look more like the ideal "fembot", pale skin, unkempt hair, but still at a 6/10 if she cleaned up a bit
unless you have a feminine penis then thats fine
I want this, but it won't help. It'll just make me more depressed.
>>29179063
its okay i love you anyway anon
Is it wrong I think this thread is really cute?
Will you really like me? Why?
How do I get a cuddle-companion in real life?
>tfw you had a pretend gf that told you to not get attached but you did anyway and now you feel like killing yourself because you will never have anything like it everfuck you Nia you piece of shit I wish I could cause you the same amount of pain you caused me I hope you suffer
Help me with this rope
It's better to pretend a bf, actually.
It makes it slightly easier to suspend disbelief. Cuteboys are cute, too.
>>29179982
Would you like to be my pretend bf?
>>29180005
Nah, sorry. I'm not actually that cute and i've gotten someone's hopes up before and it wasn't fun when it all came crumbling down.
Plus i'm way too much of a loner and easily find people too clingy.
