>Every night my anus is incredibly itchy
>Literally can't sleep
>Tired every day because of it
Anybody else deal with this?
>>29175315
do you shower ower ower ower ower?
>>29175315
Have the same problem, I often end up having to take a shower in the middle of the night. I think it's because of sweat trapped between my ass cheeks from sitting all day. I'm gonna try powdering my ass like a fucking baby see if that helps.
>>29176521
...or pinworms.
>>29175315
I actually unironically have.
Keep your butthole dry and it goes away.
You keep getting it wet and that's the problem.
>have jock itch
>itchy as fuck
>scratch it for hours
>FUCK THIS SHIT
>when I take a shower I scrub the fuck out of it with the roughest loufa
>scrub it until it's red-raw and nearly bleeding
>mfw it's smooth as fuck
>no longer itchy
>2 weeks later it's all cleared up
Stop scratching it and it will stop anon! Also make sure you poop right and wipe.
>>29175315
Wipe your fucking asshole after taking a shit! Fucking christ. Why does everyone here have the worst hygiene?
>>29175315
You most likely have pin worms. They like to come out at night
>>29175315
>Be 2015
>Start getting itchy anus with hints of blood
>google it
>serious sign of anal/colon cancer
>ohshit.jpeg
>ignore it, goes away after a year
If it was cancer, I'd be dead by now, r-right?
>>29177538
It's metastasised into your bones.
Your skeleton will become enraged and attack you at night.
Be prepared.
Confucius say
>he who sleep with itchy bum awake with smelly finger
>>29177538
>I'd be dead by now, r-right?implying you aren't
Sounds like pin worms, get to a doctor. On the topic of shit being wrong with us, here's my story.
>Be me, in February
>Wake up feeling like I'm going to puke
>Feel like there's a heavy ball in my lower abdomen
>Random lower abdomen pain that sometimes is very painful
>Then, what I can only describe as kicking now happens.
>It feels like something pushes against my hand when I put it on my stomach
>Mfw it's June and this is still happening
>>29175315
try scrubbing with a toothbrush for a couple weeks. maybe you are allergic to your soap, or something you are eating. if its really bad, see a doctor.
>>29178073
I've unironically thought about getting a designed asshole toothbrush.
That's because you have pinworms.
>he doesn't realize while hes been itching hes only been getting egg worms under his fingernails
>poo has blood in it for a few weeks now and im sleeping 14 hours per day
>scared to even google it
Hemroids are alot more common then pinworms.
Years ago I shaved my ass. The area right where my crack ends got itchy as hell but I thought it was just irritation so I left it. Years later it hasn't gone away. Sometimes it gets so itchy my legs shake and I have to gouge at it with a bottle cap because my fingernails don't cut it. Now there's a small pit there that I can scrape this white stuff from if I haven't touched it in a while.
It's been like this for so long it's just a part of life for me now.
>>29179451
Holy fuck I haven't laughed in days lmao
Fukn quality post mate
who else like to peel the skin from the soles your feet and keep it in a container to chew when it dries out?
>>29175315
You have pinworms my man.
>tfw had pinworms when I was 12
>started out as tickling sensation in my bum
>scratched it of course
>the sensation would make it's way in between my thighs and onto my balls
>inspect muh balls
>see tiny white worms
>freak the fuck out and tell my mom
>mom tells me to whip my balls out so she can inspect them
>tfw mom's looking at your balls and dick for worms
I had to take some liquid medicine and they went away shortly after.
>>29179584
https://youtu.be/2oxV6mYUwf8
I love a good peel.
And you wonder why you fucks don't have girlfriends.
>>29179827
fuck off normalcunt
>>29179726
bookmarked
thankyou for this haroin-loving Ausy peeling at his foot. we can be just like him
mfw my gf got me into4chan
>>29175315
Just dont think about it. used to be really depressed about it but then I just convinced myself I didnt care and then I didnt
>>29180157
>mfw
>no face
please stay here and dont infect my home boards
>>29179584
Oh hey, I work where that picture was taken
>>29177868
Possibly a hernia?
>>29179451
>>29179502
You did something to one of your glands.
>>29177868
Thats a long time to have morning sickness, anon.
>>29180594
What's that?
>>29180617
Wait what do you mean that's a long time to have morning sickness
>>29179584
What the actual fuck, anon. What does that have to do with the O.P.s problem of a nightmarishly itchy anus?
>>29180642
http://www.healthline.com/health/hernia
>>29180642
The baby is kicking, anon.
>>29180670
Thank you
>>29180671
o shit
Your ass is likely itching because you eat a poor, sugar filled diet and this causes you to have acidic shit that you don't wipe properly. Buy some scent free, sensitive skin wet wipes and clean thoroughly after each poo, or try to time your shits with showers and wash yourself thoroughly.
>>29175315
have you tried wiping your ass?
>>29180728
Good luck anon. My brother had one and he had to go to 4 doctors to finally find one who diagnosed it correctly. Hopefully it's not one, but I'm no doctor and that's just what it sounds like to me.
>>29180833
Yeah I'm not sure if it is or not, since some symptoms don't match up. I'll have to look more into it, thank you again
>>29179451
oh shit, you got a pilonidal cyst m8
gg no re
>>29180873
My research into it said the same. I really want to get my ass back but at the same time that surgery is fucked. I would panic for sure.
>>29175315
Dude just get some preparation h for your asshole and melatonin to help you stay alseep
Nigger
>>29175315
Hydro-cortisone cream. It'll be instant relief for hours.
Do you bleed a little from whiping your ass?
Do you have constipation and bleed a little from that?
Otherwise it's swamp ass. Basically it's diaper rash from that sweat and fecal matter.
>>29175315
dude you have some pinworms calm down
if you are hygienic enough and do not scratch they should die of quickly
there's also medicine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinworm
HOLY FUCK IM NOT THE ONLY ONE. LITERALLY NEED 3 SLEEPING PILLS AND NAPPY RASH CREAM TO FALL ASLEEP.
>>29179451
Had a pilonidal sinus and had the surgery. It's a one hour day surgery. I had the sinus for like 6 or 7 year s before doing something about it
Life is better on the other side m8
