Hello, it is me. The King. There has been a lot of racket about my special nuggets. I would like to clear any discrepencies and show the falsities in any rumors floating around. Ask me anything, but please address me as "His Sauciness".
your sauciness, why do you have nuggers, chicken fries, chicken rings, but NO TENDIES?!
>>29174286
Here at Burger King we are very comaervative. We believe tendies should only be enjoyed between a mother and the recipient of the "Good Boy Points".
>pass by Burger King because I got an extended lunch at work
>order an Angriest Whopper
>stand around waiting for it
>ask them whats going on 15 minutes later
>"oh we are cooking your angry onions
>tell him I just saw the other guy come out of the freezer with them
>get a free hotdog
>the soda machine is basically empty
>floor wet
>get a wet sign
>no fucking condiments outside
>fill out the satisfaction survey for the free fries
>get a $10 via a text a week later
>mfw
>>29174318
Conservative*
I was having so much fun eating our wholesome nuggets I made a spelling error. Ha!
The Right Honourable Sauciness, can you explain to me why your Empire never seems to have any of those sombrero boxes for the Jalapeno Chicken Fries in stock? Its very deceiving.
>>29174318
but your sauciness, mummy buys me tendies from wendy's with my GBP
you are losing out on business
>>29174454
Then your mother is a mere harlot.
>>29174410
Many people consider it "too spicy"
We are developing a special sauce that will basically act as a base against the spicy agents of peppers.
