What animal would /r9k/ be?
http://thelobster-movie.com/
I just watched this movie and its very much /r9k/, you can get it now on Popcorn time.
Essentially its a dystopian world where people get turned into animals if they dont find a partner, pretty fucked up movie. Great to watch stoned for a WTF time.
I'll be an ant so I guess I'm a commie
It was a great movie that looked at a world in which all humans were autistic.
A FUCKING STARFISH
>>29173919
Yea thats a great way to put it
>>29173816
>tigers are natural leaders
How the fuck does that work? Tigers don't even form prides. They're solitary creatures.
Amazing movie, I highly recommend it. Though, I was very drunk when I saw it.
"We always dance alone. That is why we listen to electronic music."
My life.
>>29173919
You would rather be an Ant than a Lion or a Rabbit?
I mean I get it spiritually, but if you really had to get changed into an animal surgically
Who /crow/ here?
Pandas are cute but I guess for longevity I'd choose the lion.
Also, the final scene of that movie is shot at a restaurant 15 minutes from my house.
Sorry OP, I prefer to watch FILMS.
>>29174097
It's an indie film, filmed in Germany. Shut the fuck up.
>>29174137
This is the type of movie that children go to for birthday parties after eating hot dogs in the special birthday room at the movie theater.
>>29174137
It is an indie film, filmed at a hotel in Ireland
>>29174213
What type of animal would you be if you were forced to get changed into one?
>>29174280
Some bird of prey probably.
>>29174340
Thats a good choice, probably what i would pick myself, either an owl, or a bald eagle.
>>29174378
Hotel Manager: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
David: Yes. A lobster.
Hotel Manager: Why a lobster?
David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.
Holy shit, literally me.
I am original.
Yep, pretty much fucked.