Today I stole some guy's amazon package from his front porch.It was a GTX graphics card
Finders keepers roach
Good job making the same thread twice when the other died because there was no interest.
>>29172500
>No interest
>Goes on to reply in interest
You roaches should just look at yourselves
>>29172451
Good one. But what if someone snuck a peek at you from their window? What if someone started yelling "theif, we've got a theif!"? Would you make a run for it, package in hand?
i hope you get caught ;)
also >admitting to crimes on the internet in this day and age
lool
pls kill urselfwhat gtx graphics card is it
>>29172451
The guy posted here yesterday. You two should meet up :)
>>29172537
>package in hand?
Weird time to masturbate.
>>29172687
No the AMAZON PACKAGE dumbass!
>>29172500
Good job feeding the shitposter, autist.
>>29172712
Are you alright?
Am I original?
>had someone steal my package last year
>install a camera on front porch and by side door
>have another package go missing
>some caveman looking mother fucker took it
>order something worthless and tip off the cops that there is a package thief in the neighborhood
>didn't even have to bring up my old footage when the jackass got arrested, cops were rolling past my house on patrol when the guy tried stealing it
>turn in footage anyway just to show it was a re-occurring thing.
Thieves are human garbage.
>>29172712
Why would someone mail order your dick from Amazon?
Wouldn't you be well within your rights to take it back?
I caught a teen trying to steal my batteries I ordered from amazon. He looked like an autist, and followed my orders to put the package back and go get his parents. His parents paid me for the grief, and told me he's been trouble ever since he got a computer. I told them they should confiscate it and make sure he's not going on bad sites. they agreed and we parted ways.
they sent me a christmas card of a chihuahua during the holidays.
>>29172982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EAA6YATwQa
>>29173032
You either saved that autistic's life or made him even worse. Not sure which.
>2am during highschool summer vacation
>running around neighborhood with friends
>see milk delivery
>sneak onto porch take the milk pass it around and drink it
>poop into the empty milk bottle and put the cap back on
>put it back in the milk crate
wish I could have seen the face
>makes the same thread 4 times
>i am the puppet master :DD
well deserved sage
>>29173423
Now that's what I call a humorous situation.
