>have relationship with girl
>can't talk to her while sober because she prefers me when I'm drunk
>i always sperg out when i'm sober and likes me better drunk
>she doesn't let me meet her unless I'm drunk
Is this bad for my health?
>>29171984She doesn't like you for you as cliche as that sounds.
Relationships are bad for your health
>>29171984
Just meet her sober and pretend that you're drunk. That's what I do whenever I think I'm acting spergy, I just initiate drunk-mode, I become carefree and lose all my self-consciousness.
>>29171984
How do you know she likes you better drunk? Has she told you she likes you better drunk?
>>29172172
Yes, she've told me, she hates the sober me.
>>29172042
I can't act, I get nervous that she'll find out that I'm pretending.
Just drink with her then. Get her blackout drunk and then take advantage of her for insulting you like that. Do whatever you want to her corpse and when she wakes up (if you let her) she will never even know.
>>29171984
funny thing is when she dumps you, you will resort to alchohol and that will remind you of her
suicide incoming?
>>29172288
She doesn't like to drink...
>>29172348
Does she use any other drugs?
>>29172361
no, she smokes ciggarettes sometimes
>>29172447
Perfect. Just soak one of her cigarettes in PCP. When she's on her knees trippin' out, do as you please.
