Does this board really have many NEETs that live a life of luxury due to any inheritances or governmental NEETbux? I think I remember a /r9k/ NEET getting 1000 yurobucks a month from the government by doing absolutely nothing, but it might have been too long ago.
If so, wagies will literally never recover from this brutal attack on their shitty "lifestyle".
I've got a 100k inheritance I plan to live off of for a number of years. Once it runs out I don't know what I'm going to do but in the meantime my NEET lifestyle thrives. I have no responsibilities and I do whatever I want every day.
>>29171287
family business Neet here. i am paid a professor's wage just for being me. when i inherit the business i will get paid a CEO's salary (but unfortunately i'll have to do some minimal work or simply employ a manager)
i am too busy being drunk and depressed
>>29171344
Why are you depressed when you're living the objectively best life someone could ever ask for? You can smite the wagies every single day because your lifestyle is infinitely superior.
>>29171335
My rear differential just went out on my truck. Give me $1k Pls senpai.
>>29171372
No ask this >>29171344 guy I basically live off 6 to 8k a year.
>>29171287
When my grandfather died I inherited a house he converted into flats in Richmond (london) the rental income alone means I never have to work. I don't even have any clocks as time is meaningless to me.
my parents give me 8k a month
feels good man
>>29171436
>time is meaningless to me
awesome.
>>29171287
Unless you have a bonefide mental disorder or physical disability you're not gonna get lifelong neetbux easily. I'm not sure about faking mental illness (we'd need an expert NEET to comment) but you can't just go get neetbux.
I can potentially inherit a house in a neighborhood where property values are at least 1 million so there's a possibility i can become NEET in a a few years. I could either sell it, and live off the interest, or i could just live in it and barely have to work to pay property taxes every year
>>29171364
once you get a taste of depression. it never leaves you...its addictive
I live the neet life, I get a nice income from the government and have 0 expenses. I can afford my hobbies and drugs. I have zero social contact except with my parents and siblings (and even that is very minimal)
I still feel depressed though, not a single anti-depressant has worked for me. I tried CBT but it just pissed me off. I just drown it out with indica weed & benzos now. Somestimes LSD.
>>29171553
>Inheritance of $1,000,000 property
Have fun paying taxes on that, not to mention the fees to get it out of probate.
>>29171622
care to elaborate? i cant believe its not original
>>29171335
Why not just get a part time job? Work 20 hours a week so you dont die when your neetbux run out. You dont need a job to survive so you could be picky what it is. You also must be europoor or you would have to worry about health issurance.
>>29171640
When someone dies all their property goes to the government in the form of probate. You have to pay to get it out, usually 25% of the assessed value. If you're left money, 25% of that gets taken by probate. The only exceptions are life insurance or something you are already co-owner of (As in, your name is already on the deed).
>>29171696
Canadian you filthy americunt. Also no inheritance tax here <3
I'm not disposed for interaction in this society. I instead supplement my income with the dividends from investments holding the inheritance.
>>29171878
You bastard, are you a robot or a normie?
>>29171913
I rarely leave my house for anything. Everything I need is payed for over the internet. Moving my money between accounts and investments once a month does not make me a normie.
>tfw you haven't left the house in 6 weeks
>>29171436
You're one lucky NEET motherfucker. I'm happy for you
>>29171287
ThisNEET has so many tendiebux he owns a money bin, similar to Scrooge McDuck's.
on neetbux for bipolar I. its ok i guess i just paint n shit
>>29171287
i live in an insect infested shithole apartment and can only afford to eat, all of my furniture came from the garbage and i reuse plastic silverware i got from chinese takeout and plastic plates/bowls
the NEET life for me is just bleak
>>29171287
I remember a post by someone about how he was set up with a posh home.
I wish I could find it.
>>29173171
Can you not move back in with your parents, or some relative? I wouldn't be caught dead being complacent with that.
>>29173171
Just skip a meal at the end of the month and buy yourself some real silverware.
>>>tfw inherited multiple apartment complexes upon my 16th birthday and have been living like a lazy, rich NEETking ever since
I can still collect NEETbux if I want since passive income isn't acknowledged by welfare psychologists as proof of finacial stability.
>>29173342
Or just buy rice and beans and shit, and eat cheap for a week. That's what I'd do. It's not like it's going to kill you.
>>29171287
1000 a month nearly enough for the lifestyle most people would find acceptable.
I'm self employed and enjoy the work that I do, it's more like a paid hobby than work
I get great life satisfaction that NEETS and wagies will never experience
In the states, how much would I get from SSI?
And how long would I be allowed to collect? I'm not like POH-retarded, just the classic depression/anxiety combo.
>tfw no rich relatives to leave me a large inheritance when they die
>>29173451
$733 per month, combined whatever your state supplement is (don't get your hopes up, it's incredibly meager across all states).
If you've worked for years, you can get SSDI, which averages a little above 1k. However, I don't know how depressed and anxious you could be, if you have functionally worked for years.
>mfw I got around 3.500 in various bux this month
Socialist Jewrope is the best for us NEETs
>>29173407
What do you do?
Come original -311
>live with parents
>get a minimum-wage job
>work for 5 years
>get a mortgage
>pay off as much as I can right away
>rent it out for a few years
>all profit is put into paying off the mortgage
>mortgage-free after 2 years
>now I get enough money to live quite comfortably
Too many people in their early-20s spend all of their money on cars, holidays, and partying. When they turn 30, they are married, with kids, and locked into their job until retirement. Meanwhile, I spent my early-20s living a frugal life, gathering up all of my money so that I could rent my house out to someone who wasted their early-20s.
It's not even hard to do. Just get a fucking job and don't spend money for a few years, and BAM that's it. Enough money for a lifetime.
>>29173776
How much in rent money?
>>29173776
I've been pretty much been doing the same and it's good to see this post shows me im not taking the wrong decision.
Although I have a car that take me to and from work. Sure it comes with a payment plus insurance, but it's much better spending an hour on the bus with a bunch of teenagers and drunks/crack addicts.
>won a couple thousand dollars in the lottery a few years ago
>used that and some of my savings to start a business
>eventually got bought out by some other company that did the same thing, because I guess I was taking a lot of their business in the area
>invested a chunk of the money I got from that
>have enough set aside now that I can probably live the rest of my life without ever needing to work again
>if I die it all goes to my brother's kids
I thought being successful would make me happy but I still just want to die.
>>29171364
Depression is genetic, retard. Certain things in your life can make it more intense at times but you don't have to be having a shit life for depression not to fuck up your brain chemistry.
Learn what depression is.
>>29173336
I live in a trailer and the wefare money basically covers rent and enough food for the time period, with a bit of petrol money and left over for prepaid internet on mobile tethered to computer.
>I wouldn't be caught dead being complacent with that.
Humans can get used to far worse in far less time than you'd imagine.
>>29174082
Can you tell us about this business? Not like you have any stake in it anymore.
>>29174312
Computer stuff, mostly. Selling parts, building them, fixing them, all that. Guys who bought us out are bigger, but not international or anything. Had most of the county coming to me instead of their stores, because I know my shit. So they paid me an amount I'm not legally allowed to disclose in exchange for my company. Now I'm free to sit in my basement getting drunk and listening to shitty love songs all day. Living the dream.
>>29173961
About 60-70% of what a full-time minimum-wage salary is here.
I don't live a luxurious life. I pay my parents an equal rent to what a one-bedroomed apartment is in this area. I buy some vidja games and alcohol, and I still have over 70% of what I earn, which I save. I am not far off of having enough money to buy another house. Even if my parents were to kick me out right now, I would still be fine. I could get another job for about a year, get a mortgage on a house, and because the deposit on the house would be so big, the mortgage would be so low that I could literally just quit my job, and pay off this new mortgage with rent from the old place.
I am immune to poverty at this stage. My pool of money is getting larger and larger, and I haven't worked in nearly 10 years. And all I needed was 5 years of work, and not buying things that are not essential. I'm basically a lazy Jude.
>>29174006
Just make sure you keep at least 10 grand aside. NEVER go below that 10 grand. That's a rule I always stuck to. If your bank balance drops below 10k at any point, you are in danger of being a fucking idiot and losing your property.
I don't have it yet because the process is long, but I will soon receive 1600 a month. It's not big money, but it will be enough to live for sure. I'm going to get my own apartment, hopefully subsidized, and just live like I already live but with independence.
You need to have some sort of mental illness or disability to qualify, though.
It's basically a job at mcdonalds, without having to work at all. 19,000 a year.
>>29174351
how many figures to the left of the decimal?
>>29174351
A buyout from a simple computer shop? What do you think made your business so great?
>>29171287
I get 10,000 pesos a month for going to uni 3 hours a day, 4 days a week.
It's not much, but life is cheap here. I've gone on holiday 3 times this year with just that money.
I'm on vacation since two weeks ago until August, and still get the money.
>>29174392
Six. Between that, what I got from investing it, and the money I already had saved up, I'm pretty well set for life.
>>29174425
There aren't many computer shops around here. You've pretty much gotta drive into the city, and nobody from the county around here likes going there. It's a long drive, the roads are a clusterfuck, and all that sort of thing. I had good prices, I know computers, I didn't fuck anyone. I also did work for local businesses, like setting up servers and shit. My main competition was a PC repair place in the next town over that was known to sometimes break your computer worse, and still charge you anyway.
Eastern Europe with little to no neetbux is suffereing.
>>29173776
Cant even get into this, because once you start of poor here, you stay poor and mortgages are fucking theft. And they are not given out to poor people.
This is fucking circle.
>>29174483
>boo hoo im a fucking russian and i cant earn money
Move to western Europe, then.
>>29174456
Very cool (those were both my posts you responded to). So if you were to give someone advice on where and how to open a computer/IT solutions shop what would you tell them? It sounds like the best way to do it is out in the rural counties that are dominated non-techie workers.
>>29174539
Not Russian. Fuck Russians.
I'm not black or brown, I don't have any education. And I am not a fucking immigrant to leech on other nations. Just had to struggle here and make it somehow.
You fuckers are lucky.
>>29171287
I am a rich ass neet.
>be me have rich grandparrents
>be met get house with alot of land, garden
>be me get welfare
>be me get everything for free since i live
I literally never worked, never. Not a single day.
I am a dropout of HS but i never regretted it, hated this brainwashed normies.
Now i have enough money from Father, Granpa, and the state to live forever like a Neet King.
God damn, i love my life.
>>29174545
Ideally, yeah. Not too rural, though. You want one where people actually use computers, but are bad at them. Half an hour from here is a town that's almost all retirees and fisherman. Most of them don't use computers at all. It also helped that a lot of people pass through the town on the way to or from work. They'd stop by to drop their computer off on the way in, and pick it up on the way home when it was ready. I also did pretty much everything myself, even fixing up the building. Had to save money.
>>29174584
sorry, didn't mention that the average german neetbux are about 900 eurobucks
>>29174579
>immigrants are leeches
No they're not. Here in England they are often more employable than native English. At least for the shit jobs.
Just move to England. It's not hard. Your English (written English, at least) is better than 99% of eastern-yuropoors. You could even get a job here that isn't complete shit.
>>29173336
i am living with a parent, we both live like that
>>29174358
>Just make sure you keep at least 10 grand aside. NEVER go below that 10 grand. That's a rule I always stuck to. If your bank balance drops below 10k at any point, you are in danger of being a fucking idiot and losing your property.
Yeah, I already watched a College presentation fully explaining the 10k advice years ago. I'm already set on everything. The only thing to do is burn a couple bridges leading to people I already paid back.
>>29174695
>Yeah, I already watched a College presentation fully explaining the 10k advice years ago
Wot? You mean other people suggest the same thing? Shit. I thought I was being fucking original!
>>29174724
Yeah, it was a whole demonstration on saving up 10k and making some right decisions on which were mainly obvious.
I can't find the video(since it was something I watched when I was back in College), but it blew my mind how easy it was to retain a shitload of money as long as I didn't follow the normie route.
Even with an entry-level part-time job, I was able to sustain more than enough income since they give raises on an insane rate along with keeping those with high seniority as they're that desperate to keep their drones. The only downside is I have to work with a shitload of spanish-only speaking spics that can't even do the simplest of tasks.
>>29171287
I live completely alone and get exactly enough NEETbux to pay rent, bills, and eat a fairly balanced diet. It's not really a glamourous life, and I can rarely afford to buy things like vidya, but it's still a shitload better than working.
> getting $130k in a couple of years
I cant wait to live the NEET life
Will be able to work in family business after I'm done with university. 5 figure per month income for doing literally nothing all day.
Dad has a business I can just "work" for my whole life until he dies as well as loads of property I can just rent out. My friends take the piss out of me for it and say shit like "oh anon you've got your dad's business you never have to work" and it kind of irks me. Even though I am a really lazy person I do want to do something with my life.
>>29171335
lf you invest it smartly, it will never run out.
