These movies are REQUIRED WATCHING if you wish to continue using /r9k/.
I only saw The Comedy, Falling Down and One Flew, but don't Nightcrawler, Mr. Nobody and Her belong there too? Even though Her was terrible.
>>29169943
havent seen any of these
>>29169988
>Even though Her was terrible
nigger what
maybe when I feel like being reddit trash, i'll watch your edgy movie recommendations
>>29169943
Why in the living shit does this not have Drive?
>>29169943
Is that suppose to be Groundhog Day?
>3rd from right on top
>>29170009
I said it's shit. Like, really fucking cringey, worse than MLP
>>29169943
>Still no Synecdoche, New York
Are you so inept as to not see its flawlessness?
I really enjoyed Detachment and I remember liking Falling Down. Happiness was just kinda weird. Why isn't HER on this list, though?
>>29169943
man white people sure is whiny aint dey? get some puss or ya'll niggas gay
You're missing at least one.
>>29170052
The only good suggestion in this thread so far. Should be on there.
>>29170027
Because it's a movie about Chad and Stacy.
>>29170027
Why should it have Drive? In what way does Drive relate to the plight of robots?
I only saw Taxi Driver, The Apartment, Falling Down and cuckoo.
They were all very well made films.
I don't see why there is required watching, or why you can dictate what I need to see. That said, I might check the other films out sometime since you seem to have good taste.
>>29169943
this is wife's son-core
>>29170033
You're worse than MLP
>>29170060
Okay so by your logic, Clueless and Heathers belong there too. Hell throw in Jersey Shore too.
>>29170070
The character is clearly autistic, and even if he's not he knows nothing about being social
>>29170060
>They don't even have sex
I've seen half of those and they're fucking terrible.
>>29170078
Hahaha oh shit.
>>29169943
>No elephant man
wew lad
Seen 6 of them ... I'd tend to agree
I've seen half of those and they're fucking great.
>>29170108
Half of you is fucking terrible.
>>29169943
Oh yeah?
who's gonna stop me from coming to this board.
>>29169943
Real talk. If none of these movies resonated with you in the slightest then you are absolutely not a robot and probably don't even belong on 4chan. OP made a good list.
>>29170176
Don't say that please.
The Lobster and Bringing out the Dead blow. Taxi Driver and Falling Down are fine.
Can't say anything about the rest.
Where's Lars and the real girl?
>>29170215
It's not personal but if you fail to see yourself in any of these characters or relate with the themes you are. at best, a failed normie.
Just watch Le feu follet
>>29170272
That's not your call anon, if you think it is then you belong with the rest of society.
>>29170130
You upset I think your favorite movies are shit?
>>29170272
>relating to fictitious characters
>relating to anything at all
>being a robot
You're not a robot, just a kid.
>Lost in Translation
Pure normalfag shit.
>>29170339
If you can't empathize with characters on a screen how can we expect you to empathize with a robot's words? Sorry, it's time for you to go.
>>29170415
What he said
>>Lost in Translation
>Pure normalfag shit.
What he really means
>I saw it when I was 13 and thought it was boring because i didn't understand
Go head tell me I'm wrong
>>29170435
No I think you need to stop judging your fellow outcasts.
>>29170009
her is fucking gay
>>29170459
It's literally a movie about boring normalfags being bored. Both main characters are married! Nobody shows any agency, which is exactly what you'd expect from a female writer+director. Even the main characters are background characters. It reminds me of the feminist novel The Left Hand of Darkness, which is also trash.
You could at least have included one of these...
Oldboy
Save the Green Planet
Bad Boy Bubby
Battle Royale
Pleasantville
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
Suicide Circle
Brazil
Cube
Doggy Poo
Nosferatu Phatom der Nacht
>>29170360
No, I'm just saying half of you is terrible. I like the other half you didn't see so it's all good anon.
Lost in Translation is such a steaming pile of shit, I don't know why everyone likes it so much. I want my 2 hours back.
>>29170586
You are a steaming pile of shit and you push them out of you too.
>>29170586
The opening scene is the only part with any redeeming value.
>>29170604
When people first meet you that's the only redeeming value of you. Just the ice breaker the rest of you is shit.
>>29169943
how much of a tool do you have to be to try and post all these artsy, intelligent movies and then put the poster of Les quatre cents coups, a french movie, in italian. Because you know, italian movies are so edgy and underground and will make my list seem smarter!!!
If you aren't in tears at any point during this film you are not a robot.
>>29170650
I don't want you to say those kinds of things anymore.
>>29170650
I beg the differ. It is comforting knowing there is other people not sad.
Seen most of these ill give them a go tho
Love Withnail and I
>>29170108
I bet you can't up with a proper criticism for half of them. You're half right, though. A quarter of those movies are garbage.
I'll be nice and assume that you don't actually like the god awful Monogatari series, but instead just Shinobu, so I won't tear it apart.
>>29170639
If you even slightly identify with the Lost in Translation characters: 1 - you are probably a girl or an irredeemably beta cuck; 2 - you do not belong here.
>not including perverts guide to idology
my god!
not sure what the theme even is (man on the moon??) and karouac was a fag
>>29169943
>"watch these hipster movies if you want to keep being apart of my cool kids club"
no thanks
I liked drive a lot but your delusional if you think it was about a robot. He was just quiet chad
>>29170408
There are glimpses of relatability in certain movies. You take what you can get as.
I saw The Voices recently. At the beginning he's pure robot, but then someone likes him and it ruins his robotness. I'd still recommend it for robots since it's about a fuck up who can't really socially integrate into society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fKu_NMbNKM
>>29170801
You're* original grammar mistake
>>29169943
The Comedy is literally about a bunch of chads who dedicate their lives to shitting on people weaker than themselves. How is that /r9k/ related?
>>29169943
>Lobster
worst movie I've every watched, shit list
>>29170801
I know it's like those roasties who say say they want a nerdy guy but just want Chad with glasses
>>29170801
The Driver was autistic, though.
Chads can't be autists
cyrano de bergerac (1990) is pretty qualified in my opinion
>lost in translation
Rich Chad movie star who already has a romantic partner falls in love with quirky Stacy who also has a romantic partner.
Being a comfy movie in Japan does other make a robot film
>>29170877
>made the Stacy wet and want to see him again just by drinking a glass of water and chewing a toothpick
Yeah not a Chad at all
How do you rate these films?
>>29171014
Much better than OP's list. They're not all great, but they are all at least worth watching.
this and The Way Way Back
>>29171058
If I had to watch one now, which would you recommend?
>>29171196
I would recommend The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
>>29171014
In case you want some additional movies to check out in case you want to expand the list I can recommend (not all fits the bill of your image):
>1492 Conquest of Paradise
>Hamburger Hill
>Name of the Rose
>Boondock Saints
>>29171196
full metal jacket imho
>no creep
you fucked up big time
>>29169943
I'm glad you have the comedy on there. Probably my favorite movie. Even though the take home message is that his life leaves him feeling empty and seeking thrills through weird novel shit, I still always want his life so badly.
Ahh man, to be that rich, to never have to care, to be able to do whatever you want.
I mean its not like I don't already feel that emptiness in my life right now, but having that sort of money to pursue whatever odd shit you think might actually get a rise out of you? UNF man
Also that qt he works with... I want a girl like that so bad, but I honestly don't think they exist.
>>29170839
>Chads
They're all basically man children who haven't had to experience much of anything the average person has had to. Sure they have bitches following them around, but its definitely because of wealth
wanna add my own essentials
no country for old men
american beauty (how is this not here)
creep (2014)
sunset limited (the fact that most of the movie took place in 1 location was depressing, but its thought provoking)
>>29169943
This imdb/RT garbage for pseudo-intellectuals
>>29169943
Is it some sort of "inspirational" movies about autists?
>>29169943
You also should be required to read some of those books if you want to post here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUX0Qy-IDM
>>29170225
philistine. Just because a movie doesn't have excessive violence and a fully accessible plot doesn't mean it blows.
>>29170777
This
Orc
I am not going to watch a bunch of shitty movies because some retard online tells me to.
>>29171650
The Stranger is the most relatable book I've read. I'd recommend adding American Psycho.
>>29169943
I can't get myself to watch movies anymore
The last time I finished one was years ago
I always get bored by the first 10 minutes and stop watching
>Her isn't on here
Shit list
The King of Comedy is an interesting watch.
>>29172846
Please leave grandpa
>>29169943
I don't really watch many movies, but I love Withnail & I. Most definitely my favourite movie.
Seeing how you bundled all these movies with my favourite, I might check some of these out.
>>29170052
I watched this one recently. Also very good, should definitely be on the list.
>>29169943
>Detachment
>tfw no loli whore friend to make you breakfast: the movie
where the fug am i gonna get the money to buy/hire these? movie stores tend to have decent security so i cant just steal them
>>29173967
lmaoing at this post
>>29173967
Pass the Popcorn, lad.
I'll add those to the list
>>29170092
>>29170027
drive is a meme movie
too much style over subtance, the protagonist doesn't have any real character
>>29169943
Whata crap list, anon-kun
>>29174685
Its a fucking movie, style is substance. You may want to read a book
>ROBOT
>being Elitist about movies
>being Elitist
>im a mch better robot than you hurr durr
wow normies get craftier everyday
>>29169943
I don't watch movies they're pointless and a waste of time.
>no Lars and the real doll and Punch drunk love
Trash tier list.
A bunch of movies about betas with beta problems, great. If that makes me a normie, I wish there were more normies here that actually had real shit to complain about, not just naval gaze about how they don't know who they are or have a gf
>>29175143
And yet go on /r9k/
>>29175195
Also no Teddy
What the fuck OP
>>29169943
Detachment is a pretty good film senpai
>>29169943
I still love "Falling Down", anon. That's a great movie. Will take your advice and watch a few others from the list (Taxi Driver and Cuckoo are cool too).
What can you guys say about "Her"? The first time I saw it I thought I just lost 3 hours of my life, but now it seems like a bretty tragic movie.
