OH MY FUCKING GOD CHOME WONT DELETE THE BROWSER HISTORY ON MY SISTER'S MACBOOK !! WTF DO I DO?!?
>Browsing her Facebook to fap to her 14yo friends
>also slapping my ham to traps on /b/
>try to delete history on chrome, restart chrome, check browser history, shits still there, still logged into her Gmail, refuses to delet history
What the fuck do I do now? She's going to tell my parents I'm gay or a pervert, I'm going to get cut off and kicked out, I can't afford rent as I've never had a job but wiping down cars at a car wash when I was in HS what the fuck do I do!?!!
>>29169702
break the laptop and then kys
>>29169702
Just format the computer and tell her some bullshit about a virus
chrome hides the history in system 32 make sure to delete it
tell her its just a prank
>>29169730
How do I format? Please I will do anything
CCleaner for mac, maybe
>>29169733
Oh haw haw, I'm not a ficking moron you fruit bat!
>>29169702
Uninstall chrome
Make sure you delete the chrome stuff in the appropriate libraries folders (Google search mac library folder)
Reinstall chrome
>using a mac, ever
>>29169904
How do I uninstall? I don't know my way around a Normie machine
Delete your sister's google search history you dumb faggot.
Also, underage b&.
If your sister was cool she wouldn't give a fuck
>>29169924
Lmao nigga, figure it out.
Also, it might be saved on her Google account in the cloud or whatever (you said she was logged into Gmail right?). If that's the case you have to figure that out too.
Bonzi Buddy. Had this issue last week. Download BB, its an old shit that used to work on Windows XP, but it works for Windows 8 so I can imagine it works for whatever version you got.
My sister caught me tho, I was fapping to negro porn and she told my parents and I cleaned the google search and it made it seem like she was lying. I told my mom she just caught me looking at black girls in bikini pics. Got away scotch free.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/35phiwe8uv2ytf2/BonziBuddy432.exe?dl=0
>>29170026
Negro porn? I'm a fucking degenerate loser and I would never glaze my knuckles to apes. Is this link malware?
>>29169702
excess the hidden files on chrome and delet.
>>29170026
Also I'm on MAC you stupid bitch.
>>29170080
I mean even if it was you can google bonzibuddy for yourself. It's does it job. It cleans searches and shit as of update 1.15.101. Plus it's free.
But eh do as you please.
>>29170098
Step by step plz, she will be home in 40 minutes - Originu kommentaru
If you're too stupid to figure it out get rid of the damn thing and play the fool.
>tfw anon doesn't figure it out because he's a retarded inbred monkey
>>29170103
It should work for mac it doesn't matter the IOS(Not entirely sure if it does work for mac, but it's worth a try.) If it does or doesn't tell me so I can no for future references.
>>29169702
This is the price you pay.
>>29170131
Can't throw it away, she lets me use it to search for jobs. She'll know I fucked it up.
>>29170026
FUCK YES! BB, i gotta clean my TOR history. I forgot how many times this saved my life during XP era.
>>29170124
Figure
It
Out
Start with >>29169904
Holy fucking shit what is wrong with kids these days
>>29170135
Just goobled it, not sure which link to use, it doesn't look like its Apple compliant. Whoever helps me I will post her bikini pics.
>>29170026
Does it still work though? Was a life saver back when limewire was popping.
>>29170080
>Wanks to little girls
>Hasn't wanked to niggers yet
You'll get there kid. Heh heh.
>>29169734
This, say you wanted to see theyr reaction
>>29170183
You're fucking retarded
http://arstechnica.com/apple/2007/02/7129/
it's on mac.
Take these steps OP:
1) Install gentoo.
>>29170183
It's actually not platform dependent. I used to use that shit on my desktop my nephew used for school.
Just visit a bunch of sites. It's not like she'll go trhrough them all.
>>29169702
This has to be bait from >>>/g/
>>29170245
Of course it is.
Mods just don't give a shit anymore, anything goes here.
Hell even lolis are welcome here.
>>29170178
I can't uninstall chrome, finger-dick became her gmail account saves my history anyway it still isn't deleting anything
how dumb are you not to just use incognito
>>29169702
>mfw subject line
This is what you get for using someone else's computer faggot
Either Bonzi Buddy (Though I doubt it works on a laptop. Can never be too sure though.) Or you might have to install firefox and run system restore.
>>29169702
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!! The drop down menu on the history clear window was set in "past hour" I cleared the "all time" history, I am safe for now, fuck you guys for not telling me earlier and forcing me to try to install malware
You tried deleting the search history file base? IE System 32? That's where the system search history database is stored. Delete that and then restore your laptop and you're good to go. It's update because it's making a new System 32 folder and then you're clean.
>>29169702
Shit man I don't know, just jerk off directly onto the keyboard, maybe it'll fry the circuits or something. Good luck bro.
>>29170269
Hell even pathetic virgin manchildren are welcome here, when they really should be going to wizchan
>>29170026
>desperately installing bonzi buddy to clear your cache
Fond memories.
>>29170318
Ok whore, post those bikini pics now.
>>29170318
You are retarded man, but good that you figured it out
Reinstall Google Chrome
>>29170318
Phew! That was close. You figure out if it saved to her google account or not? Never be too sure.
>>29170269
TESTlNG
>>29170342
>IE System 32
>MacBook
>>29170400
No, none of you motherfukers helped me in my hour of need, I was mocked, ridiculed and told to delete sys32 despite it being a Mac, I was told to install malware you guys are pricks, and did not want to help me just harm me,
>>29170504
Kys faggot shitposter.
It's still linked to her gmail account so enjoy being homeless.
>>29170342
Thanks man, I just looked, it's cleared, I'll send you her bikini pics thanks for the support.
>>29170026
>Bonzi Buddy
NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT ONII CHAN
>>29170504
Are you talking baout Bonzi Buddy? Where the fuck did you read that was Malware?
You really are retarded if you think BB is malware i'm using it right now.
>>29170571
Bonzibuddy is malware as shit senpai
>>29169702
>She's going to tell my parents I'm gay or a pervert
she's going to tell my parents the truth
maybe they can get me the help I truly need
maybe I can learn to accept myself for who I am
maybe I can become a better person through this experience
NOPE
fuck it
I'll continue to ruin my life by being a sadfag who doesn't speak up for what he wants/believes in
or you know, you could just search google for "how do I delete chrome browser history on a macbook"
jesus christ kys
>>29170504
The guy who posted Bonzi Buddy tried to help. Idk about the dudes who told you to delete sys32 and install Malware though.
You're stupid, OP. You didn't bother with google.. you didn't bother with stack overflow.. you don't want to think, you want other people to think for you. No, you're the worst kind. Even the chads of the world figure out how to throw a football proper, you refuse to even learn the barebone basics of modern computer use. I hate the kind of person you are.
>>29170633
It's like i'm talking to a literal child. You come here to ask us for help, then insult our methods. Kill yourself, you're gonna get caught fapping to kids one of these days..
>Doesn't know how to delete history
>Doesn't know how to use Bonzi Buddy and actually thinks it's malware
>Doesn't know how to go incognito mode
>Doesn't wanna post bikini pictures
I don't know what to expect. Did anyone actually think OP wasn't a fag-nog?
>>29170318
Learning to figure shit out on your own is the most important lesson we're ever going to teach you senpai
>>29170633
>Bonzibuddy is malware
Ding ding ding. Now we know OP is a fucking troll. Nice try OP.
>Bonzibuddy
>Malware
>>29169702
Omg. Just go to https://history.google.com/history/ and delete it directly from acc.
>>29169924
>How do I uninstall?
are you 14 and new to computers or some shit?
>>29170661
>you didn't bother with stack overflow
He would be laughed out of SO to be honest senpai. They try to maintain quality questions.
He should post to Yahoo Answers or Reddit.
>>29170779
>>29170773
This nigga is trolling. He literally just called bonzi bud malware.
Delete everything in
~/Library/Application Support/Google/Chrome/Default/History
20 fucking seconds research
>>29170646
I did google it, but it just led me to more malware sites like PC doctor and sum Russian shit.
>>29169702
Delete chromr
Has anybody recommended bb(bonzi buddy)?
Fucking stupid...
>Looking at pictures of her friends on her Facebook, which is not suspicious
>Looking at images on a website that will 404 in an hour
You're fine.
>>29170802
Jonzai buddy IS malware you lick-dick!
Douiigh!!
>>29169924
>normie machine
>unix
rm /path/to/file
>>29170842
see
>>29170026
OP didn't use Bonzi though for some odd reason. Called it malware.
>>29170867
Sure thing kiddo. I'm done with this thread. OP trolled us all today.
>>29170888
Tripps i'm guessing op didnt get his problem resolved either fugging faggot
>>29169702
WTF is bonsai buddy anyway? Why should I install this FUCKING malware!? I'm not stupid, it literally has a picture of a purple NOGGER and its asking for my PATPAL INFORMATION!
>>29170888
Trips Checku
If OP didn't know what BB was he is obviously some trolling 15 year old who needs to get off this board
op you are fucked, and i laugh at your misfortune
>>29170938
Bonzi Buddy and you're no longer in need of it, so it doesn't matter. I'm guessing since you're on possible a newer mac it reads it as malware, because it's a much older program. It does my games like that. But either way it really isn't an issue, people probably upset you insullted a childhood life saver. Almost got caught by my parents multiple times before Bonzi bailed me out.
ALRIGHT ILL FUCKING INSTALL THE PURPLE NIGGER LET ME ASK MY SISTER FOR HER LAPTOP BACK. GOD DAMN IM TOO OLD FOR THIS!
>>29171018
If it happens in the future how does it work? It says it's a buddy, I don't get it, I'm installing it anyway.
>>29171054
Don't put in any of your paypal or anything cause it should be free. I doubt they updated it to the point where you need to pay for it. There's a button in menu that says Computer Statistics, under statistics there's a button that says clean browser history, there you can pick from Firefox, Chrome, or Netscape (No IE for some reason.)
>>29169702
Uninstall chrome and reboot?
>>29169733
>macbook
>system32
Neither OP is as stupid as you think, or you as clever as you imagine.
>>29170504
>jerks it to sick shit on sisters computer whic is mac
>is too dumb to delete history on a mac but still chooses to use and fap with said machine
you deserve it man
>>29171113
Thanks bro, it won't install but i would sure love something like that if it still existed.
Why do you use your 14 y/o sisters laptop?
>>29171263
>Isn't smart enough to install Bonzai Bubby.
>>29171302
Only if she lets me, her boyfriend baught it for her because his rich and I don't have a job so I use it to look for jobs.
>>29171295
Yea don't worry about it, you don't need it now anyway.
>>29171326
She isn't letting me use it.
>>29171326
That's the only way you have to access the internet?
Also pray that she marries him, you're obviously not going to take care of your parents when they get old
>>29171326
>sisters 14 year old friends
>bf bought a macbook
the fuck is going on in your household
>>29170958
I'm 22 niggerpusy,
>>29171366
Yeah, he is 15, his dad bought him a Porsche SUV for when he turns 16 this year, here i am with a broken longboard at 22 years old.
>>29169702
> MACBOOK
Fuck you, richfag.
>>29171486
I didn't buy it her prick chad bf did.
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