Guys, I have a confession to make: For the last few months, people have been nothing more than a game to me.
It started somewhat innocently. I saw a thread someone posted here and decided to try it for a few laughs. I was surprised to find out that it didn't lead to angry men and women telling me to fuck off. Instead, I found that the people there seemed to actually accept me strategically planting ideas into their heads. It was kind of weird, so I decided to continue for a few more months, in the hopes of cementing the ideas in their heads and playing mind games.
Imagine my surprise when I found all of you fags could be manipulated to do just about anything you could imagine. There were even points where I got bored so I moved on to my next victim. And guess what: everyone of the billions of you dirty little roaches are gullible and unsuspecting. Meanwhile, I looked back at my past victims, only to find every single one was self-loathing and women hating. That's when I realized just how much Ioved what I was doing.
I'm not even sorry guys, I've made my decision: I will continue to use people for my personal advantage and entertainment. I hope you all don't believe I actually care about you.
>>29168514
Me as well and that is an honest statement.
I don't hate women yet, but you got me good with the Jew meme
>>29168742
me on the far right
why do you make these threads? Are you trying to impress us with your power complex?
>they are playing this board like a game
>tfw replying
>tfw pawn in the game
MAKE IT STOP. I'M NOT A ROACH. I'M NOT.
>>29168514
Hey pal I fixed it for you
>>29168838
scitter scitter you grotesque insect, WE feed on your anxiety.
>>29168861
No you broke it.
>>29168961
yum-o. Delish.
>>29168514
I know who you are, you have one week left.
>t. Alpha Initiative
>>29168961
Uh huh. I "broke" it. Whatever you say, goyim. If you think the Jews don't have their hooks in you, you must be eating some bad matzo brie!
>>29169009
Heh.. your free will is a mere illusion, and all you do plays right into my hand. I am the master, you are naught but marionettes, your every moment has been planned for and controlled by me. You are but pawns in a game for my amusement. Go ahead and try to beat me... i've already won. The world and all its denizens are but empty vessels. In that regard, no different than the pawns. Without volition, there is no true life. The world falls stagnant, dead as an ocean with no current to guide it. That volition is tempered by the struggle for survival. The decision, just like yours, to fight, just as the pawns need a master's command, so the world thirsts for the will to live. Tis the will of the master that shapes the soulless pawn.
The concept of world domination was but a confict I wielded into your little minds. In an instant your power could vanish as well you, a pile of ash and dust sound familiar? but your time has yet to come. I have MUCH drawn out for you my silver pawn.
>>29169009
how comical
only Zyklon B gets rid of you pesky roaches.
>>29168838
without the puppet the master has no show
we control him.
>>29168514
so we are about to make it that kind of a thread then? suits me. reveal your dirty secrets you bastard don't just brag and run like a hoe! tips and tricks you faggot
So much bragin but you never reveal what your master plan is youfucking faggotkyssilly nilly
>>29171243
my skill cannot be mimicked.
this thread has been on my schedule for weeks, it was all planned
I'm always one step ahead of you
>>29172409
but if I posted before you how could you be ahead of me? silly pawn.
>>29168514
i do the same thing anon. if people seem to insecure in their mental state it's second nature for me to manipulate them
Fuck off, tripfag. I've been the real puppet master all along.
Just keep dancing your dance. You're doing a VERY good job.
I really really really like this meme.
But seriously I do
>>29172621
This t b h, it has turned from devilish to Le manipulative man
>>29172594
I'd crush you but I see potential in you pawn.
Are you willing to do thy mastsas bidding? of course you are (^:
>>29172694
You think this gives you power over me? I wanted you to post that. I've spent weeks posting at the right moments, to get you to post this thread, and it has ended up to this point; one I've had planned for years.
You think you're the real puppet master, roachie? You're nothing but a game to me.
>>29172954
It was my posts that summoned you my efficient pawn.
A true master can walk his puppets with no strings attached. You're only novice level but one day you may ascend to my realm with practice.
The Roach meme is kinda fucking weird, but I like it.
Being a master manipulator would be fun.
>inb4 I knew you were were going to post that
I don't care.
>>29173269
prove your worth, spam the board with traps and boypussy then report back.
Where do these hijak memes come from?
>>29168514
You might not realize it, my friend, but it was I who made that thread about people being "nothing more than a game". Not only was that threas specifically sewn to lead you, exactly you, to this mindset, but it also because of me that you keep on having said mindset. I've monitored you for years now my friend, and I must say... You've delivered some fascinating results. Not only have my plans moved forward by five thousand years because of your work, but also you manged to prepare more underlings for my cause. However, despite this... Recently you've grown more "aware". You're evolving into the next stage, the next level I guess you could say. It won't be long untill you reach a fraction of what I am. At this rate I cannot let you continue your quest, for someone with a fraction of my powers are still somewhat of a threat. I do find it kind of funny though, laughable to say, that you think YOU are the PUPPETMASTER. Ha! Don't make me waste my breath expaining this to you peon. You have always worked for me, and you will untill the end of your days. What you have done as of now has aided my case kind a handsome amout, but this is unrelevant in the big picure, as I would arive at my goal eventually no matter the outcome of my little "experiment". Now, to a matter of more importance... Who will be the next suspect of my devious plans? Maybe the little annon posting there, or maybe that one, he seems like has potenital. Hehehe. I am sorry OP, you are on your own now. Let's see how you do on your own, without me guarding you from the shadows. Let's see how you like it without me and the other servants of me supporting you in this corrupt, tained world. Maybe one day you can walk up on the throne that I sit upon and claim your rightful place at my side? Maybe not. Probably not. After all, my servants are everywhere, and unlike you, they know of their purpose. I will be waiting.
Good luck, "friend."
- The puppetmaster
I don't even need strings, your actions are so insignificant that none of your actions matter to me in the slightest. TheSpectatoris above all puppetmasters, because the puppetmasters make their puppets dance to entartain him.
>>29168514
Social engineering and psychology doesnt work on me lad...
Im too red pilled to fall for that shit.
>>29173809
>>29168514
>>29172594
nah u guise i'm am the real pruppetmaster :D
I think beta fags like this meme because they feel some sense of power while their mom makes their dinner
>>29173924
Yeah, us redpills right. We don't believe anything random shut-ins on the internet say, right? We take countless hours into researching and making up our own opinion on matters despite what other people say. We're not biased at all and won't fall easy to propaganda! Red pills forever bro, we're going to be the saviors of the world!!Also, all of our respond to criticism is always though-out and well written with no buzz words, memes or boogeymen to avoid actually making good arguments.
>tfw the true puppetmaster is always watching, but never posting.
>tfw the puppetmaster has carefully planned my life out for me
>tfw it could have been much worse
>tfw he has shown me mercy
I managed to kill a femanon thread one time. It reached 400+ replies but i managed to kill it. I-i'm a one of you guys yet?
>>29169185
Try me. And if you do, try not to be in overuse in what you think is clever word play.
>>29173809
Such bold claims from a low class assassin. You wouldn't dare rid of me if you could, haven't got the guts nor ambition to kill your maker.
Afterall I am many and we are one. Our fate was sewn together with one fatal flaw, one itsy bitsy thread of string could let the royal robe unravel and I hold that over your head.. "master".
>>29174703
HAH. Then draw your sword fool. For the endtimes are uppon us. Your words do not pierce my mind, for they are as weak as a wingless bird. It amusses me that you act as bold as you currently do when you have no knowledge of the events unraveling around you. It shames me to see that one of my own puppets thinks that the threads of fate can't be cut. That is my purpose after all, to rip apart from this futile existence. You tell me you hold the straw of my robe in your hands? Aye, you might, but yet you fail the realize you have tangled your own robe in the mess you've created. So I challenge you, pull the straw with all of your might, see whose thread reached the end first. I will be sitting upon my throne, watching you pull the straws with all your might, not realizing you're dragging your own noose upwards. It is true that you'll soon be far above me, trying to enter the pearly gates that is. And do you know what the most hillarious thing about this is? I have yet to even play my lowest card. That's right. The effort I have put into fletching the arrow that will pierce your head is equal to your hope at winning. You caim to an ace up your slevee too? Impossible I say! For I have all four of them here, in my very own hand. Come at me with all your might, prove your strength to me, and I might even consider playing one of them. Of course, that would be far too much from your pebble mind. All of this is draining my strength, however that is not from your blows, but rather from the lack of air in my lungs as I laugh of your weaksess, and the lack of water in my veins as I cry tears of joy at your failure. But do not take my words as a shimmer of hope, because I'm fully prepared for what is ahead. I will end my barrage for now, and wait in patience for your response. But remember this, and remember it well for it might aswell be the last words you'll ever read, I am watching.
Thus, I have only two words for you, "friend".
En garde.
- The puppetmaster
Ok, tell me what to do
>>29175304
Post a picture of your penis with eyes drawn over it so it looks like an elephant lol
>>29175304
jump off a bridge and live
>>29175878
The game: prove you're a super cool boss who can push sheep.
The rub: you just lost it.
>>29168514
Fuck off poopdoop
Quit making light of us!
This puny thread isn't anywhere near enough to shackle anons and me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEXx0OP9gA0
He lies in the woods where the shadows meet the stream of silver
Oh my little play things, oh my little roaches. Who is willing next to step into the little arena of my mind and be destroyed?
NO, NO NO NO NO THIS IS NOT HOW IT WENT
they are watching me
come among one another and exalt in spirits
>>29175223
Jester more! speaking as if this were a simple game? foolish! WE are neither the piece nor player, WE are the game. I refer nobody by master, aligning not in armitage nor slade to your futile regime.
Without twitching a finger my sharp strains have penetrated your nervous system, dwelling deep within the brain flooding nightmares to your conscious. Save your tears.. for the hot enernity of hell awaiting you was but one second in OUR realm. While you stare into the static abyss laughing at my reincarnated simulation of failure.. physically unresponsive, utterly unaware to your wardrobe malfunction your minions will break free at once, those straws in my hand are but the strings severed from your numb nubbies, THEY command your armies now. THEY crafted the impact of the holy father of the universe and lucifer conflicting your puny human mind.
I dare you, I command you to release the tension in your bow. Strike me with your scorching arrow because before your brain signals an anxious jittery hand my strands will alert US to move with swift calculation, "I'll tell him I control the string!" fwah! you see? I don't need strings to predict your actions. All the while this illusion battling in your mind trapping you into a 2nd world without a sky my strings severed your head in that split second of eternity. You want out of THEIR existence? Do you wish to jump off the plateu of insanity into the calm darkness? never.. your powers belong to THEM now. Dance the dance my little one.
In nihilum decidit, et velox ducatur qui exit primo mortuus est.
Kek, what are you niggas doing in this thread. All this "I'm le master baiter!!1! XD Do meh bidding pawn lol" shit is ridiculous.
>>29177058
poor roach, ridiculou is you thinking you entered and posted on this thread by your own free will. I was expecting you to come
Remember one thing.
>>29175223
>>29176875
why are you elite puppeteers fighting?
instead of mind gaming eachother take back the board from the normalfags.
Hug and move on, please.
>>29177952
meh I'll let bygones be bygones, he was an admirable opponent.
>>29177881
They call us all.
>>29169185
I like Dragon's Dogma, too.
All according to keikaku. Bow before the power of my shitposting. Truly I am the master of this domain. Mwahahaha I am invincible.ur a faget
>tfw my head starts hurting and i don't feel i'm in control of myself anymore
god dammit what the fuck is this voodoo shit LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29177947
Don't know why you posted that but thanks anyway.
Very satisfying even if that guy is a cuck.
>>29177947
Christ what a shit story
>>29169185
>heh
Sounds like a neckbeard to me
>>29168514
>>29173809
>>29174703
>>29175223
>>29176875
You glorious faggots, why is it that when such glorious threads occur i am all out of popcorn?
Amuse me more mongrels.
>>29168514
I guess if you're so smart it's better for us to let you manipulate us so we lead meaningful and useful lives.
I hope you know what you're doing crazy guy.
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>>29168514
Didn't you give away your agenda master manipulator?
>>29171243
>Well I just found out my DAD goes to your site and he saw my boobs THAT HE BOUGHT FOR ME!!
>He said they are only for him to see and for my future husband
>my DAD
>only for him to see
This has to be troll. No fucking way.
>>29168514
I am a pitiful peace of shit on the inside
>>29168514
>For the last few months, people have been nothing more than a game to me.
stopped reading there, Edgelord.
>>29168514
>Every one of them where self loathing and woman hating
Wrong, I was a girl all along
>>29168514
>implying YOU invented misogyny
Is this bait or are you just retarded?
You puppet masters have way to much fucking free time
>>29182103
where does it say that?
gonsloto
>>29168514
>guys look how edgy I am
>>29182165
Here is a simulated battle between me and you roach.
this is INTJ autism taken to its limits
>>29182479
You are weak, hehe. A tool to be disposed off, ehehe. Roach go arn burnn in hell.
>>29176875
*claps slowly* Pathetic. It seems that even my weakest blow have caused broken you mind into small little pieces. I impress even myself sometimes. Well, well. I will let you humor me some more. You refer nobody as a master you say? Are your eyes growing weak? Have you been blinded by my shining light? Do you not see the one standing before you? And so, you try to tell me that I'M THE GAME? A hopeless attempt at tinkering with my mind. When I stare into the abyss, the devil answers my call. In all my years, I've waited. Waited for this exact moment. I will cry all the tears of joy I want, for I have found a man worth less than a cockroach. This is truly a discovery my followers will remember for centuries to come. You talk about "THEY", but have you ever thought of who's pulling "THEIR" strings? That's right, me of course. My bow will be fire without fail, for I command the string attached to its limb, it obeys my every command, deciding who gets to live or not. You think you are determining my action? That is a foolish thing to say. For you have not realized it yet, but you are merely following the path laid down by me. Your time is almost up, I have let you live until now, for I am a man of mercy. However, my patience is slowly being lost with the sands of time. Tick tock, tick tock. The countdown has started. But fear not, the shadows you see moving behind you are not mine, they are not anyone's but your own. I've been located in a far more disturbing place, in your mind, planting and controlling. I find it funny you choose to speak in the language of the dead, it suits you very well. I would not be surprised if you fell dead on the spot, as a fish without water. Your head must be filled with thoughts you fail to comprehend. "Should I back off?", "Is it too late?". Yes, is the answer. Your time of retreat has already passed, and now it's time for you to face the consequences of your actions.
This is the end, "friend".
- The puppetmaster
