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Any normies browsing this board? Get in here fellas. Take refuge.
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/sp/ reporting

l m a o
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Just finished my 4th wank desu baka
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>29167871

Thankk god I made it inside in time, robots are disgusting.
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>>29167967

learn how to reply you filthy normie
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>>29167871
>>29167889
>>29167928
>>29167967
>>29167982

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

dont hurt me robot senpai
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>>29167871
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAND OVER THAT PICTURE NOW REEEEEEEEE OR I-I-I'M GONNA HAVE TO USE FORCE!!
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>>29167871
What up friendos!
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I legit browse this board to see how pathetic people can actually get.

The self-loathing on /r9k/ always gets a chuckle out of me to the point where I can't tell if there are people serious here.
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>>29168133
You're basically the fat bully from school. Fuck off.
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>>29168133
Welcome to the bunker, friend. We too share this hobbie.

Unfortunately some of the wild robots can be quite dangerous and are prone to lash out. It is much safer to observe this board from a bunker.
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>>29168133
Bingo. It's always fun to watch the pathetic blame everything and everyone but themselves for their shit life. They whine and whine without putting in any effort to change their situation.
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>>29168095
These doors are reinforced, robot scum.

>>29168110
See how the robots can be quite intelligent creatures. Attempting to disguise themselves as normies is one of many tricks these disgusting animals will use.
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>>29168133
/r9k/ is just a meme bro, everyone in the world has friends
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I've actually come here before to try and give advice but the self pity and delusion these people have is astounding.
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>>29168196
It's great how you assume we put no effort in. Normies put no effort in and get everything going their way. I've tried everything to make myself more sociable/attractive and it doesn't work. But hey, guess it's just easier to assume le neckbeards
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>>29167871
/fit/ aut/o/ist checking in, I'm so bored, but too sore to go to the gym, and even reading sperg stories isn't funny.
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>>29168244
This board is a hugbox in the absolute worst way possible.
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Where's the Cyborg board? Cyboard?
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>>29168271
Not who you're replying to but what have you tried? It literally is not even a little bit difficult to put yourself out there and make friends.
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>>29168271
Look at you assuming I didn't put any effort into my life. I used to be so shy and afraid of public speaking to the point of panic attacks. For my first few years in high school I was an awkward loner. Then I said fuck this, joined track and cross country, and started getting out of my shell. By senior year I was captain of the cross country team, captain of the distance runners in track, and a homecoming candidate. Now I go to university and am active in a couple clubs where I get to hang out with some great people. Fuck you for assuming I had everything handed to me.
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>>29168271
Look mayne. I read through these autism inducing threads and while I sympathise on some level, every story is basically what could happen to me, should I put absolutely no effort into my life. If I cut everyone off and lived as a hermit, I wouldn't really be pining away, it would be easy, but I don't, because I'm not a failure of a human being. It's not hard to talk to people, and it's not hard to find something to do with yourself, one goal at a time.
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Former robot here. I got a girlfriend recently and we've been dating for two months so far. It's not a lot, but it's my first relationship and hers as well.

Best part is, our first conversation was about anime, sincewe are both weabs (she is japanese tho so it's natural for her, not so much for me since I'm Indian).

But at least I can sleep at night and know that anime got me a girlfriend.
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>>29168298
Dressing well, never been fat but I've put on muscle, tried therapy (CBT), medication (many types), counselling, still completely useless. I can tell when speaking to women that they just want to get away and I can't connect to anyone, even platonically, I've never been able to trust anyone since people have a tendency to belittle and ignore me. Not like I even go for 10/10 women, even ugly ones reject me kek.

It is absolutely difficult when you get rebuffed at every opportunity and get no positive reinforcement. It all seems pointless.
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It's robots that need a refuge from normallfags
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>>29168271
But you put no effort in. When pressed, robots will reveal that they actually have never tried. Or tried once and failed.

>I asked a girl out once and she rejected me. I tried so hard and it won't work.
>I went to the gym once and looked at the weights. I tried so hard and it won't work.
>I sent a job application once. I tried so hard and it won't work.
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>>29168366
If you focus on all that shit too much it won't help senpai. Don't focus completely on getting a gf or making friends. Just put yourself out there, join clubs or whatever pick up a hobbie. The rest will come.
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>>29168333
So you were blessed with genetics that allowed you to become an excellent athlete. You were a late blooming Chad. The first thing you tried worked and your problems were all in your head.

>>29168348
Except I haven't cut everyone off, nobody even bothers to reach out to me and when I try I get shut down pretty much every time.

>>29168348
Again, read my other posts, I have put plenty of effort in and I objectively worse and lazier people with better lives than me. It's all bullshit.

>>29168375
All wrong, but nice try. Seriously, why does it bother you faggots so much that some of us are just useless?
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>>29168333
and how did you do it ? teach me famlamshlimdingdongsong
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>>29167871
I just finished fucking my 89th girl of today. gonna rest while I lift
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>>29168452
If you know you're useless, why aren't you doing something about it?
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Chad here, just got done fucking my daily dose of bitches, now I'm gonna sit in here and laugh at all the robots that can't get bitches like me.
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>>29168490
I've tried. But there's only a certain amount one can do before mentally snapping. I don't care about wealth and material concerns.
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>>29168452
I couldn't run one lap when I started track. With hard effort and training I got to a 5:20 mile and a 20:00 5k. I worked my ass off to get to those points. And "late blooming Chad" is your dismissive way of ignoring my hard work because you don't want to get off your ass and change yourself.

>>29168455
Perseverance. It's going to suck the first time. Hell, it's going to suck the first dozen times. But if you keep at it and you will see improvement.
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Normie reporting in! Went to the uni gym in between my classes, now I am in a Mcdonalds drive thru and its going slow as fuck. I finally got to the ordering screen but I was given enough room to drive away so I dipped out. I could hear the cashier say "welcome to mcdona..." as I drove away.

Now I am getting a protein drink and cliff bar at Wal Greens. The long lines saved my health.
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I've just made tinder and have liked almost every girl in my 500k city

I now have 7 matches
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>>29168452
Quick lads, come to the window! Look at this self-pitying 'muh genetics' spouting fuck!

Seriously dude, stopped reading at 'genetics' and then kept going out of curiosity. Move, meet new people. This board makes you overthink all of the simple shit in life like going out to a bar or a club and getting drunk and having a good time with random people or picking up a completely new sport, you don't even have to be good there are beginner classes in almost everything. Life isn't hard.
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>>29167967
hahhahahahahaahahahahha
your missing a > there you fucking normie cancer
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>>29168555
If you know you aren't a good looking guy why would you value yourself on how many matches you can get on an app that literally lets women say yes or no to a picture of you. Get outside and meet people. My god it's like you guys don't want anything to change.
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>>29168558
haha! what an absolute piece of trash, I hope it dies a lonely death so long as it thinks that way!
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>>29168374
Is wojak uncircumcised?
EXCUSE ME?
ARE THERE ACTUALLY UNCUT MALES ON THIS BOARD WHO THINK THEY CAN EVER BE TRUE ROBOTS?
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Undercover robot here. The normie don't suspect a thing.

>Finished uni
>Got a great job
>Tricked /fit/ into teaching me how to get shredded, look great
>Engaged, getting married in December
>They all have no idea what's coming

Fucking normie scum. They're so clueless.
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>>29168205
>robot scum
No need to be rude, fellow normie. This is still their board after all.
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>>29168592
It has only been 3 hours or so, and among those hundreds of grils there must be one that's horny af.
Going out on the town solo is stillborn
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totally fucked like 7 bitches last night

shit was cash
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>>29168452
>Nobody reaches out to me and when I try I get shut down
There was a catalyst for this. At some point you became disinterested in your connections, be it depression or mental illness. You would have been flaking out on commitments, being non-responsive, and ignoring deadlines.

Even lonely kids bullied in high school have loser friends, it's only genuine autism kids that can't keep friends, because other people can pick up on the palpable weirdness.

People are sociable animals, but if you push people far enough away, they'll stay away. You've become 'too weird' for them. You spent so much time wallowing in misery that they have moved ahead in life and no longer feel like they have anything in common with you, and your friendship is more trouble than it is worth. Join a cooking class or social sports group if you feel like trying to be a normie, or if that is too big a step, go to a support group, depression or otherwise, you'll easily make friends there, that's the point of it, just use a little empathy and avoid the genuinely unhinged people, and make friends with people who aren't looking for anchors to stop them from killing themselves.
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>>29168360 here. I'm noticing that everybody in this thread is focused on getting more fit to attract more attention. However, it's really about intelligence.

I graduated number 8 in my class of about 550 people and am the "smart guy" of the class. I am involved in clubs, especially one for people wanting to be doctors in the future. I met my girlfriend there since we both held leadership positions, she will be a senior next year so she will be an officer like i was my senior year. At one of the competition trips we started talking about anime, then watched Higurashi together in the back of the dark bus. Then the ball just sort of started rolling from there.

My gf is also pretty smart, she is number 20 or so in her class and still very smart, and kinda nerdy too. In fact she's currently working on learning how to play an Ocarina she bought at the Renaissance Faire on Memorial Day.

Brains over brawn, robots. It helped an Indian Muslim like me get a qt3.14 jap weab gf so it can help you too.
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>>29168663
when you finally go full PEEPEEPOOPOO on your family make sure to record and post it here
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>>29168366
>>29168452
Learn to fucking branch out past your closeted interests, and actually put yourself out there. We went from "nihilistic robots muh no friends no gf" to "normie" status by actually putting in effort.
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>>29168360

I'm happy for your friend. Now get out while you can. Get as far away from this board as possible. Because (if) when you guys break up you will fall straight back into the hole this cancerous board digs for you, especially if you're already a weaboo.
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>>29168684
They have wizardchan, brother. This board could be something greater. The unique comment thing is cool.
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>>29168782
Actually I disagree. People who have had a taste of good life after a robot period are unlikely to fall back. There are normies and former robots browsing /r9k/ who are immune to the toxic negativity here.

I used to be a tfwnogf depressed robot-like thing before /r9k/ existed. These days I'm pretty much a normie, and by /r9k/ standards even Chad. This board doesn't drag me down at all.
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>>29168696
I feel ya. Good luck bro
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>>29168808
Awesome. I hope you have a happy life senpai.
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>>29168360
>>29168743
NORMIEE GET OOUUUT REEEEEEE
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I was never sure on why "normie" became the go-to insult. It sounds to me more like a compliment.
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>>29168847
They blame all their problems on us brother. We are the enemy to them.
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I was never a true robot, I am more of a /fuckup/ than a robot. I don't have autism, just had some bad depression and ADHD which resulted in me dropping out of high school, failing community college twice and having a few months of NEETdom in between quitting a job or failing school. Some of them at my moms house, some on my own, struggling to eat. I always had GFs or could hook up since I was 17, so I can't join the KHV circle jerk.

I could always find a job if I wanted one and had been working on and off since 18, but I usually only stayed at a job for 3 months before quitting. After like 7-8 jobs and the school failings I joined the Navy at 24. It was either that or go full NEET, and I couldn't live with myself going full NEET.

Navy helped me find a path in life, taught me discipline and is now paying for my college. Dont know if I should have stayed in yet, civvie life hasn't been too comfy, but having a 1 year old son is to blame for that. Overall I am happier now and more successful than I have ever been in my life. Still fuck up a lot but its mostly financial.
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>>29168899
I feel you man, i'm a handsome normie but depression has already made me fail freshman year of college once and i'm on my way to failing it twice unless a seriously get my act together.

At least i'm not a neet.
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>>29168843
Mostly. Certainly happier than the robots. Of course it's not without problems. And when I have problems, like any real adult, they are far bigger than the insignificant robot "boohoo I can't get a gf" problems.
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>>29168847
Robots love making posts about some fucking idiot doing fucking idiot things and calling him/her a "normie". It gives them the illusion that they are better, smarter. Most robots seriously live under the illusion that they are much smarter than anyone else around them, whom they call "normies".

If you're so smart, how come you are a kissless virgin NEET?
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>>29168979
So basically this?
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>>29169010
That works too. I was thinking more among the lines of:

>your gf was not a virgin? HAHAHAHA KEK
>I'm not a cuck, I would never accept a non-virgin gf
>she'll magically appear in my basement any day now
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>>29168743
You dont need to be /fit/ to get girls, it matters even less the older you get. If you can look decent with a nice hair cut and facial hair (or none), dress well and have charm, you can get girls even if you are a little chubby or super skinny.
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I'm a normie, I'm just depressed so I come here.
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I been on this board years (why) and it wasn't always like this. A lot of us just are just extremely lonely. Some of us are too strange to fit in, too weird to ever have friends or even function in normal society. Obviously, this can result in resentment. Being excluded hurts on a basic level. Being treated as undesirable by everyone else slowly whittles away at you.

Still, not everyone here is angry. I don't hate people, I just realize they want nothing to do with me. This board used to be a refuge for loners and outcasts to talk about their lives.
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>>29168761
Not the two you replied to but your message really annoyed me. It's something I get told essentially "try harder "

Okay hows this then
Join several clubs/ groups

Rock climbing ( even competed in bouldering)

Swimming club (coach drastically improved my swimming thanks to proper breathing technique)(did a charity swim and now looking in to open water swimming)

Scubba diving lessons when I can afford them

MMA(spar regularly within the group)

Volleyball(low on members so we can't compete but still fun)
american football ( semi regular weekend games for fun)
tennis
Re enactment group - do shows around my country with fellow member, shows can be as big as 100 people
Thats just the physical stuff then you have volunteering , vidya , wood working and I'm looking for a smith to apprentice under.

I did all those things for a year and continue to do so (as they are fun) but I haven't made friends. people know who I am, they are friendly to my face but I've never been invited to "hang out". I have asked if people want to grab drinks after practice or go see a film but get the generic sorry Im busy.

Clearly Im not putting in enough effort and not trying to branch out.

however I am the happiest I have ever been I attribute that to the physical activities.

Im a lot better at being alone and working on self acceptance. because the main problem with gf/friends can change your life is that they can leave and then you lose that self esteem because you valued their view of yourself.

however I am happy that you "made" it
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>>29169096
>I don't hate people, I just realize they want nothing to do with me.

I know that feel bro, doesn't get any easier for me to accept it
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>>29168720
Well yeah, I do have depression and anxiety. I withdrew because I was becoming too afraid and uncomfortable around people, but people were always more competent than me in social situations, from my earliest memories. I never ignored commitments or deadlines though, I take that stuff too seriously and I'm very loyal to those who are kind to me. I've never been able to really trust or open up to anyone though, always struggled to make friends and it seems like everyone else is impossibly ahead of me now, too far to ever reconnect with society.

>>29168761
Easier said then done when you suffer from crippling anxiety and low self esteem. I'm not angry at you normies, I just get annoyed when you all come on here to shit on me for no reason other than making yourselves feel better. The most I can do outside is go running or walking and that takes an effort, I usually feel sick before and after because of how nervous I get. Everything I try goes terribly wrong and I dodge things like clubs because I get easily exhausted from socialising, though I am trying to change that. Not everyone is capable of instantly turning their lives around, even within a year, and the endless set backs are incredibly frustrating...
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>>29168888
where does this lead i wonder
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normie here

are we safe in this thread?
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>>29171325
Welcome friend. I think we are. Robots that find a way inside are dealt with harshly.

Stay safe.
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Normie here. used t think i was a robot until I came here and realized how sad the lives of true robots are.
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>>29168955
Why don't you tell me what these "real problems" are Mr. Psuedo-Alpha male?
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>tfw just got a pretty qt gf
I used to think I was a robot, like >>29171504
now I realize that I can actually pull girls. Feels good desu. Now I just browse /r9k/ for laughs
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>>29171504
If you come on here to mock the robots, you're objectively a bad person. Like the guy at school who had a shit upbringing and took his anger out on others.
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>>29168743
You were never a robot if you were a leader in a club.
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Hey fellow normies. What are you doing this weekend?

>gonna throw a bonfire at the beach maybe camp out
>just a couple of boys and some girls coming
>should be comf and chill
>neighbor is probs gonna bring weed and maybe shrooms
>one of the girls coming has been texting me a bit recently
>she's a supreme qt, models and shit
>probably not gonna hook up tho because I wanna keep the vibe chill and there's a qt I started talking to that I like more and also I recently hooked up with a friend and she caught feelings and I dunno what to do with that
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>>29168743
This. All the robots claim to be so smart but ain't shit. Intelligence got me a qt3.14 too.
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I frequent here because I can function socially perfectly well but I hate most people I meet. Fucking vapid, empty-headed, lifeless shits who only talk about the latest TV show or sports or brands.

I used to browse /r/4chan and then I realised I like the people and the culture here way more than Reddit, but I'm not accepted here so I just try to balance my normie tendencies so as not to arouse suspicion.

People who come here to make fun or robots are pieces of shit too, probably the type of people I come here to avoid from real life. If you don't like the culture here just fuck off, you don't have to ruin other people's good things just because you secretly hate yourself and know that your whole life is a lie.
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>it was actually a gas chamber
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>>29168845
Perhaps this is not just rage and jealousy, but also a warning to escape as your life improves as
>>29168782 said
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>>29169010
>the blockchain is now a fedora meme
fuck you guys have to take everything from me
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>>29172765
You sound quite similar to me. I can talk to people well enough, it's just an effort on my behalf, never been a social butterfly. I'm still withdrawn from society because people expect me to behave a certain way. I do get a bit lonely, just never connect with anyone.
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gosh durn it...i just tried startin' me a failed normies thread. I hope it's not considered a dupe...but...it's failed normies...so...
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>>29167871
Refugee you said?
>FICKFICKI
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>>29168955
>Mostly. Certainly happier than the robots. Of course it's not without problems. And when I have problems, like any real adult, they are far bigger than the insignificant robot "boohoo I can't get a gf" problems.

I don't think any sane person who posts on here, robot, wizard or normal person alike, would ever seriously suggest that being excluded from sex, relationships and all of the rest is the only type of problem that there is.

The vast majority of people experience sexual affection at some point in their lives, and those that belong to that vast majority still suffer any number of problems. They deal with the death of loved ones, question their own worth, feel lonely, struggle financially and all of the rest. Human beings have sex, and human beings also suffer. Experiencing the former does not inoculate anyone against experiencing the latter.

The posters who lament their sexual frustration and alienation don't actually believe others are without pain; they are merely discussing a type of pain that is unique to them. Granted, most people can commiserate and relate when it comes to loneliness or losing family members or struggling with feelings of inadequacy, but it is only a tiny minority who feel the kind of pain an old virgin does. It is unique in that respect. Not necessarily more terrible, but no less valid a source of pain for all of that.

And thus the wizards and the robots resent those who minimize that hurt; the latter are speaking of something they don't know. Not really. They may have known it for a brief time, only to escape. For some, there is simply no way out.

So try to have a bit of sympathy when the robots and the like lash out against the "normies". Their screams would make sense to you if you were one of them, perhaps, but you are human in ways that they are not and never will be. You may suffer, but you are still one of the living. You don't speak the language of the dead. Thank God and Nature that you don't.
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I'm a normie. Only reason I'm here is for collecting fresh memes.
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>>29167871

I have friends, I've been in a relationship and I've kissed a girl several times.

But I'm still a virgin that doesn't even look good (5.5/10 perhaps, highest I will go is 7/10 which still is low for lots of girls) and I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to do anything except sit at home at the computer.

I'll most likely die alone and without friends in the future though.

Am I a (failed) normie? What makes a failed normie different from a robot?
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>>29167871
>>>/soc/ is that way REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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If I was on my main computer I would dump some hot scat / fart / piss images.

If this thread stays up I may post some images.
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>>29171848
>now I realize that I can actually pull girls
>girls
*girl
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Trying to become a normie, got relatively /fit/. Like 3 qts at work that have shown visible interest in me. Going to attempt to ask one out for the weekend
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>>29174849
>implying /soc/ is full of normies
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>>29167928
nice fucking hair, asshole. growing it out into a "man-bun"?
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>>29174979
Not that dude but I fell for the manbun meme. Actually did get girls because of it but looking at my insta, I look like a huge faggot.
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>>29168222
e-everyone has friends?
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>>29167871
>normie bunker
Fucking EVERYWHERE is a normie bunker. This is the only place where normies get treated the way we've been treated all our life.
Do us a favor and go to >>>/reddit/
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>>29172538
Glad I'm not the only one here like that. Everybody here complains of women ignoring them because of them being ugly, but the girls they are going after are too superficial. I am slightly below average looking, there are many better looking men than me, and my gf is pretty average looking. However, we see each other for our smarts and common interests and personalities, not simply due to good looks.

And many people in r9k think they are "smart" but in the end you also have to be willing to put forth the work to utilize that intelligence like me and my gf did. In fact if neither of us were in that club for future doctors than we would not have met. So the biggest thing robots out there can do (if you are in HS or college) is to get involved in clubs outside of the classroom and get to know as many people as you can and force yourself into bad situations. I HATE HATE HATE public speaking but in the club I regularly had to speak in front of a crowd of up to 150 people. At least I can stand behind the podium to hide my shaking legs, my gf is super short so she has to stand in front of it or she won't be visible.
I also forced myself into so many social situations through that club that they actually became less uncomfortable for me.

So get out and join several clubs, and stick with one or more that you like a lot, then use it to get out of your shells. That club helped me buff up my college resume, get into a circle of friends, and best of all get a girlfriend, so it can do the same for you.
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Girl in other thread won't post tit pics.

Getting real mad

FUCKING REEEEEE. YOU POST THEM BOOBIES NOW. FOR ALL WE KNOW U R A DUDE TROLLING MY PENIS. REEE. FUCK ING POST THOSE TIDDY PICS. REEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEE
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>>29176754
Problem is that the girls that share my interests are obnoxious and/or crazy.
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>>29167871
Reporting in. Wonder when they will realise that they only help us with their redpills and advices whitch only we can actually use in real life.
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>>29168244
Same, its a shame to see potential wasted
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Robots pretending to be normies should be called Transformers.

Robots in disguise.
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How to kill your parents: The complete guide
THE INTRODUCTION:


Everybody wants to kill their parents at some point in their life. If you never wanted to kill your parents why the fuck are you reading this?
here are some reasons to kill your parents (or things your parents do that piss you off):
>They annoy you
>They embarrass you
>They piss you off
>They ground you
>They attempt to limit your freedoms (like no tv or no computer)
>They starve you (like if you get grounded and are sent up to your room without dinner)
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>>29177314
>freedoms (like no tv or no computer)
Those aren't freedoms, they're privileges.

Grow up.
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>>29168298

>It literally is not even a little bit difficult to put yourself out there and make friends.

Fuck right the fuck off, and go back to living life on tutorial mode. Not everyone can be a well adjusted, mentally healthy normie with a good background like you.
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>>29176754
Agreed, but nobody here will listen to you when it comes to improving themselves, they are all lazy fucks and that's why they are failed humans and burdens to society in the first place. Making friends is hard at first but not if you keep working at it and putting yourself out there.
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>>29167871


HI guys, Lori here. I really liked that banana me-may you sent last week, Stephen! Heather said it was truly hilarious! I can't wait to see you at the barbeque tomorrow! Your wife's daughter makes the best tuna salad hint hint :^)

Have a good one!
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holy shit this thread gave me sharp stomach pains from sheer hatred. Just fucking get out GET THE FUCK OUT!
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>>29167871
/v/ here, writing an exam I have due in five hours.
>Filled out 21,166 characters out of a 24,000 character minimum, 28,800 maximum

I cannot begin to describe how fucking mindless and boring this subject is.
Fucking Market Communication, man. What an absolute waste of time.
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>>29178295
Not him, but I occasionally come here just to feel better about myself.
It's amazing how well I'm doing in comparison to the average /r9k/ browser.
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>>29178479
pretty pathetic the only way you can feel better is if you're looking down on others.
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>>29178534
Not really. Some of them like >>29176754 and >>29168743 at least give us dumb fuckers some advice
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Well at least there aren't any piss jug threads anymore
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>>29179272
Literally no real advice can be taken from these posts.
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>>29179388
>Improve yourself by forcing yourself into uncomfortable situations until they are no longer uncomfortable and are now considered normal

Sounds like pretty fucking solid advice to me.

Pic related, it's of you being picked back up by the confidence you will get once you put yourself out there.
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>>29167871
I'm a lurking normie, but I come here for much different reasons than most of you other lurking normies. I've been in many relationships all across the board, I've dipped my hands in as many pools as possible, and I really do think that the people on this board have a good point about the general nature of women. There are definite patterns that most (if not all) follow, and I love how to point them out without filtering themselves since they haven't been cucked by the puss into accepting the shitty reality of female behaviorisms.

If you're here so you can sit and laugh at these people for being "pathetic", you are far more pathetic than these people ever could be. Go actually earn a sense of accomplishment instead of relying on laughing at people who are lower than you to justify your pitiful existence.
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I come in peace, robots. I offer friendship.
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>>29167871
/pol/ here came to kek at some betas.
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