Who /manchild/ here?
>mom cooks my food
>mom washes my clothes
>mom cleans my room
>mom washes my hair
>mom takes me to the doctor
>neet, didn't even finish school
>20 but I feel like 14
>don't know how to drive
>play video games all day
>enjoy shonen anime/manga
>have a lego collection
>>29167254
I cannot possibly describe the amount of disgust I feel right now. No image I have in my folder can be fitting, so please have some InCase.
>mom washes my clothes
>mom cleans my room
>mom washes my hair
My mom didn't do this when I WAS a kid.
>>29167254
you sound exactly like me, except im not a disgusting neet and i got a job.
>>29167254
This would be me hadn't I gone to the university 2 years ago. Get a job or finish your education and it will force you to become less of a manchild.
>first four replies are all disgusted normies
when did r9k become so shit?
>>29167254
>tfw my dad this for me until I was 7
>tfw my roastie landwhale mother who took me away from him never did any of this
god damn women ruining everything
I'm borderline mentally retarded and somehow I even am more self reliant than you.
>I cook dinner for my family once or twice a week
>I've been washing my own clothes since the 7th grade
>I've been cleaning my own room and keeping it tidy since I was 8
>I've been washing my own hair since I was like 5
>I'm uninsured right now so I don't go to the doctor
>graduated high school, have had sevearl jobs and am now doing odd jobs ontop of my job to earn extra cash
>24 but I know I'm not a bit smarter than I was at 16
>I can drive stick(most americans don't know this)
>Eh, fair enough I spend a lot of time watching anime and reading manga
>I've recently picked up papercraft and have been trying to make anime foldable figures. Shits REALLY hard because there is zero instructions.
Seriously man, My IQ is like 84. If even I can somehow manage to do shit you have no excuse.
>>29167930
You really does not seem as dumb as you're implying.
>>29168008
Housework is stupid simple man. ANYONE can do it.
>>29167254
>NEET
>mom buys food
>mom does most of the dishes
>can't drive
>can't socialize properly with adults
I mean, my mom does my laundry, the cooking and cleaning.
But she's a traditional slav housewife and I'm a student so I don't think she really minds. I'm pretty clean myself and I eat what she cooks for the rest of the family, no special requests (at least every day).
It's pretty nice, but sometimes I feel like an asshole retard when my mom is doing laundry and I'm playing video games and laughing at retarded shit on Youtube or watching chinese cartoons
>>29167930
Here's the deal.
I don't want to stop being a manchild.
I don't want to grow up.
Life is fun and convenient this way.
I don't want to get a job or do chores.
Yes, I know this can't last for ever, my mom will die one day, but boy, I just wanna enjoy this life as long as I can.
>>29167254
>mom cooks my food
normie-normal.
>mom washes my clothes
common.
>mom cleans my room
not that uncommon.
>don't know how to drive
common.
>mom takes me to the doctor
Well, you can't drive, can you?
>neet, didn't even finish school
happens.
>20 but I feel like 14
common.
>play video games all day
four times common!
>enjoy shonen anime/manga
nothing special
>have a lego collection
So what?
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>mom washes my hair
Only pathetic point in your list... wron board, anon!
Same OP. But in august she is moving to a small town with no access to mental health facilities so I have to find my own place cheap enough on neet bux. Hopefully don't end up in a group home.
>>29167335
Who the fuck sets an alarm for 8:17 specifically?
>>29168398
This is literally me, minus the slav part
>>29167254
op youre living the dream. wish my mom did that for me. my mom is basically you.
>mom has no job
>no plans to get job
>never cleans around the house
>cooks rarely
>spends most of her time watching tv or on her computer
> Dad wiped my ass for me until I was 11
> brushed my teeth until 13
>>29167930
IQ isn't everything
>>29169212
If I ever have a kid, lel of course I won't but let's say I do, the first thing I'm gonna teach him is how to wipe his ass. It's disgusting enough wiping your own shit, imagine wiping someone else.
Absolutely disgusting.
