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This is a daily reminder that you'll never be a 6'3
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This is a daily reminder that you'll never be a 6'3 190 lbs. Chad and play football at USC.
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>>29167079
>implying I'm not one already
Stay cucked
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>>29167079
>6'3 190
That's why he's sitting on the sidelines. He's tiny. Why would you want to be a third string loser like these dweebs?
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>>29167079
thank god

originalissimo
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>dude in the middle is 5'8
lol cmon now
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>>29167079
what's the deal with those tiny sweat bands? How are those effective?
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>>29167079
>190

Fuk you lookin at Lil wite boys
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Why would I want to be a big unattractive dumb football player?
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Football is so much fun. god damn. Probably the best thing to come out of america.
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I'm 6'2 and 220 lbs, kek
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>implying im less than 190lbs
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>6"3
Jesus that's getting into the lanklet zone
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>6'3" 190lbs
Look kinda skinny CJ
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>>29167079
>6''2
>200lbs
>play rugby
>flanker
>have a snapchat with girls we fuck
>tfw I haven't posted anything
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>>29167079
Why would we want to be like those bench warming bitch boys?
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>>29167604
>play rugby
See, there's your problem. You like the boys. Consider switching to a sausage and beans diet, if you catch my drift.
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>>29167101

This, being 190 lbs at 6'3 isn't that massive

Being 190 lbs at 5'10 to 6'0 would be impressive.

A 6'3 guy needs to be at least 210'bs.
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>>29167101
>>29167557
>>29167558

Implying your flabby 200+ with 30% bodyfat is stronger
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I'm 6'2" 250 pounds and hate football. You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
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>>29167798
>30% bodyfat
>weaker than these 190 lbs faggots

Fuck off nigger, I do medieval martial arts, I wear plate armor and chainmail on a weekly basis.
I'm not weaker than these faggots
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>>29167079
>190 lbs
>6'3"

Negro I'm 6'1" and 243 lbs, once I've cut down I should still he about 220. 190 is fucking nothing.
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>>29167859
>>29167841
>>29167604
>>29167558
>>29167557
>>29167465
>>29167101


6'9'' 350 lbs reporting in. All you tiny whiteboi bitchbois could be my cockwarmers
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>>29167858
Even people who play football casually train at least five days per week. Larping on the weekend isnt really comparable.
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>>29167891
9' 1000 lbs reporting in. Laughing at you manlets!

HAHAHA
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>>29167905
>LARP

I fucking hate LARP desu
When talking about martial arts, I actually mean martial arts, not pretending to punch some nerds with a +3 plastic club
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>>29167955
Just taking the piss, bud.
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>>29167891
I mean yes I am comparably shorter than you, but tiny? No. Bitchboi? No. Gay? No. Go look for a skeletal 5'0" puberty-wasn't-kind and on horomones faggot to fuck you faggot.
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>>29167925
70' 164,000 tons reporting in

got kicked out of japan for being too big :(
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>>29167079
Playing football literally causes brain damage and makes you retarded.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_traumatic_encephalopathy
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>>29167079
I'd never want to play football. Short career that you make up for with injuries the rest of your life.

Would love to play basketball or baseball though, being a power forward or center seems comfy.
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>>29168093

Posting here does too.
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>>29168564
Posting doesn't make you literally retarded; it only makes you figuratively retarded.
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>>29167079
>tfw only 5'10''and 130 lbs soaking wet with a full bladder and before I need to take a massive dump on a good day

Feels bad being a lanklet manlet
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>tfw 5'10 140lbs
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>>29168504
>You'll never have a multi-decade career playing for a single team and putting up modest albeit solid numbers for the duration of a decade
Why live?
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>>29168763
At least we always have 2k
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>>29167079
But who would want to play at fucking USC? All they put out are QB's. I'd much rather play for the Gators
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>>29168817
MyCareer/Player mode is shit though, the only thing worth playing is MyGM, which isn't modular at all due to muh micro transactions, and MyLeague. All modes ultimately suffer from the same problems, when you run out of draft classes to download the league goes to show.

2k generates way too many fucking superstars, there should only be a handful of 90+ overall players but given that some players will always hit their potential (injuries have no long lasting effects like they did for Grant Hill, McGrady) and many more come into the league playing at Lebron James-tier levels eventually the NBA becomes saturated with super stars. Multiple 90 overalls, many coming off the bench.

This means teams like the Knicks or Lakers always win because they just buy the best talent and the "bad" teams (with only three or so 90 overalls) never get to get that much better through the draft or free agency.

Seems like a really fucking simple thing to fix.
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>>29168935
>Lakers always win because they just buy the best talent
That's real life though
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>>29169005
Yeah maybe that shit worked in the 80s. In reality fit means much more than just having the best players like a fantasy sports roster. Golden State is great because they have excellent chemistry and are capable of playing to each other's weaknesses. They can hide Curry on the defensive end allowing him to gamble and lead the league in steals, Green can facilitate allowing Curry to work off ball.

2k's simulator is so shit that half the time the Rockets will be beat Golden State or the Thunder because le epic big man xD he's gonna get all the rebounds

Game is fucking retarded.
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>>29169072
>fit means much more than just having the best players like a fantasy sports roster.
What about those Lebron James Miami Heat teams?
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>>29169132
>What about those Lebron James Miami Heat teams?
What about them? They lost in the Finals to teams without multiple arbitrarily assembled super stars and were one lucky Ray Allen three from having gone 1-3 in the NBA Finals.

As was to be expected Wade and Bosh's stats suffered during their time on Bron's squad, Bosh particularly taking on a role as a spot up shooting big man because Lebron needs the ball in his hands to be effective. Same thing happened to K Love.

That's another thing that sucks about 2k, they completely got rid of aspects related to team chemistry. You can have CP3 coming off the bench and he won't at all complain about his diminished role and probably still get a double double in 15 minutes.
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>>29169203
They made the Finals four consecutive years in a row though.
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>>29167079
jesus christ
can anbody even imagine what their lives must be like?
That picture just triggered the hell out of me. The most devastating part is they're more than likely genuinly cool dudes to hang out with too because they've experienced so much in their young years
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>>29169265
https://www.instagram.com/connorspears/
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>>29169264
Poor things had to go through a Rose-less Bulls, old Celtics, Knicks with a starting then injured elderly Baron Davis, and a Danny Granger as a second option Pacers team.
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>>29167079
>was a fb in university
>still couldn't capitalize on my position and get a qt
why live?
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>>29167079
No, but i am a 5'4 145lb wealthy mexican
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