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Anyone else with a nearly 6 inch penis that feels it's ridiculously small and unbearable? It seriously looks and feels small, it's so small it's also hard to masturbate with one hand properly. As a 5'10'' manlet it should look somewhat average but no, it's still inadequate.

People usually say that anything under 5 inches is "small", I think this is pure bullshit though. Anything under 7 inches is NOT GOOD, around 8 inches is the best size (that Chads also tend to have, while us robots are total dicklets).

Basically you're either +7 inches or you're a subhuman.
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>tfw ideal lenght/girth
>tfw ugly af and short so it doesn't matter at all
why is god trolling me?
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>>29167046
It's just so fucking hard to become a Chad in this life.
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>>29166838
Anyone have the original chart? This one was just edited to piss off dicklets
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>>29167125
That's the original chart.
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>>29166838
wew lad

this chart was for god damn sure not edited to counterbalance a woman's horrible sense of spatial perception

they WILL tell you your average penis is 7 inches
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If your cock is 8in<, you should kill yourself.
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>>29167253
This is so true, I want to kill myself every day due to my tiny penis (6 inches)
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>>29167253
>source: mrpoll.com
>samefags his post with more cuck/porn brainwash ideologies

lads
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Mine's a weak 5.3-5.5. also pretty thin I assume 4-4.5~ in girth. But I like the way it looks especially after a week of nofap when the mushroom head is gorged full of blood after a good hot shower with the skin all glistening. God my penis is beautiful


no I can't show it to because I fapped 6 times straight and it's not in working condition until next week
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>implying dicklets have feelings
>implying these feelings matter
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post the original REEEEE
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6 inches is not good enough. I can't even satisfy my girlfriend...
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>>29167542
tell her you'll gladly shove a nice 8 inch knife up there if she complains
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I'm the same way. Literally exactly 6 inches, 5.4 around, but I feel like my weenie is just a little baby's weenie.
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>>29166838
7.5 x 5.5 inches

so close and yet so far

curse my pencil dick
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>Dick threads, height threads, hairline threads, wage threads, chad threads

Why does /r9k/ do this to itself.

For what purpose.
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>>29167603
Because we hate ourselves. That, and our insecurities make us extremely susceptible to bait and troll threads.
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>>29167399
Same with me senpai. 5.5"x4.5" but it's got a nice upward bend and good proportions. If it were 2 inches longer that would be cool but I still get off so it doesnt matter
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>>29167475
>b-b-but it only matters how well you use it!!!! a penis that is too big hurts and is bad!!

Dicklets BTFO forever.
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Caring about dick size is cuck behavior.

>caring about pleasing a woman
>finally find a gf who gives you some
>fall in love
>find out later you don't satisfy her
>don't want to lose her
>find a bull to make her happy

Stop being a cuck starter pack. Be this dude.
>doesn't care about pleasing girls
>gets pussy
>get yours
>leave
>immediately start taking shit about her
>click with grills that don't like her
>fuck them
>repeat
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>>29167475
>>29167673
That image is bait though
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>>29166838
The probability of a woman taking a cock equal to or greater then 7 inches is something like 0.002%(it might be smaller, I've forgotten the order of magnitude). I really doubt that you could create a chart that's in anyway accurate around those limits. Or in other words this chart is bullshit.
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>tfw some miserable, gullible insecure bastard looks at all these images and comments and believes them
Go away
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>>29167804
>>immediately start taking shit about her
is this step mandatory? i guess you have to preempt the shit she talks about you?
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>>29167046
It does matter, women don't care about looks really. Just become rich and you'll be like a really amazing grinding post for all that pussy, trust me. That's all women will care about once theyve fucked you
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>>29167046
I'm in the same boat, but I'm facing you.
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>>29169060
Yes it's mandatory. For two reasons. The one you name is only secondary. The primary reason is to find out the women who dislike the one you fucked. It give you a common enemy and a possible in.
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>>29166838
My dick is legit 1" long when I'm soft
I grow to 4" hard
I've avoided intimacy with females because I feared their reaction to my baby dick
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>>29167046
Trust me. Girls will look past everything if your hung
I have a friend who's ugly as shit but still gets a lot of hot chicks in bed
Wear pants that imprint and you're set. All you gotta do is not spill your sgetti
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>"""""robots""""" complaining about their >5.5inch penises
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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