>"MILF porn"
>girl in the scene is 21
>MILF porn
>bitch has fake tits and bimbo face
>incest porn
>title is something like "NOT mother fucks son
>or the "mom" in the scene throws around the term "step son" like periods (punctuations, not menstruation)
Why is this allowed?
>shemale on female porn (the straightest genre)
>there's a clumsy cut between soft and hard for the shemale
>her voice is deeper than Christopher Lee's
>she can't dirty talk. at all
>sex is mechanical and uninspired
>shemale doesnt cum
>female isnt into it either
>shemale isnt uncut
>Vaniity isnt as hot anymore and the broken minded chicano underneath the feminine mask makes me go limp as my delicate fantasy world crumbles around me like a house of cards
>>29166189
>like periods (punctuations, not menstruation)
>Any kind of porn ever
>One of the people involved laughs to the other
>more retarded laughing ensues
FUCK I HATE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH, ARE YOU TWO BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD FUCKING EACH OTHER?
>Christmas time porn
>Santa hats never ever come off
Who asked for this? Porn ages like milk already without dating and constricting it!
>any porn ever
>the guy is loud and makes annoying "OOHH YEAAAH" sounds
Like, fucking shut up and fuck the girl you monkey.
>circumcision fetish chat
>guy wants his foreskin cut off without being numbed
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
>cameraman and male actor talk incessantly to each other during the scene
>>29166733
People have fun during sex. You'll learn that when you finally hire a hooker
>>29167177
>hooker
>fun
Pick one, robot. Fun with hookers is for Chad.
>>29167193
jamming a penis as far as it goes into a guy's butt
>>29167177
>fun = nervous unnecessary laughter
not my definition
>"teen"
>it's a 30 year old woman with pigtails and a pleated plaid skirt
>BAREBACK/CREAMPIE PORN
>DUDE DOESN'T EVEN CUM IN THE BITCH'S ASS BUT INSTEAD CUM'S ON HER AND THEN SHOVES THE CUM IN.. FUCKLAKGNEOAWIGN
>>29166018
>watching porn
>ever
This is why you're here.
Also a 21 year old girl can be a mother.
>>29167275
>being a mother is enough to be a milf
milf porn is porn with hot 30/40+ years old bitches, retard
>"oh yeah lick my balls baby"
>pushes her head down
>she resists
>"that feels so good baby but suck on my balls now"
>she goes down the shaft a little but then returns to the head
>"come on baby yeah yeah lick my balls"
>he pushes very hard
>she literally takes two licks of the balls and sucks on one of them for a second or two
>returns to sucking the head
The fuck is this shit? Why are those bitches avoiding the balls? It's not like you're giving him a rimjob, god fucking damn it.
>blowjob scene
>woman slamming her head down on an oversized bent dick at speed more befitting machinery
>either her throat or his penis in fucking clicking and popping from the forceful
>it looks incredibly painful for both parties involved
>>29167316
MILF = Mother I'd Like to Fuck
>>29167318
She just doesn't feel like licking the ball
>MILF porn
>starring Shawna Lenee
That's when the term officially became a meme to me.
>>29167193
There are people who hate their jobs, but not everyone. I saw a video of a methhead sucking dick in a car for like a dollar once and and she liked it a lot, it was fun for her.
>>29167336
Th term obviously refers to 30-40+ women, it is pointless to take it literally.
>>29166189
>We can't do this, Levi, you're my STEP son
Generic "professional" pornstar
>"Lemme see that big carrk"
>"Right there"
>"Oh yeah just like that"
>Fuck my puss-EEE!"
>"Uh huh~? Uh huh~?"
>"Gimme that big carrk!"
>"Cum on my titties"
>>29166189
>Father/(step) daughter
>Daughter wears a school uniform and stockings
>Always calls him "Daddy". Never just "Dad"
>>29166018
>Teen porn
>girl is of legal age
>solo porn
>cameraman keeps talking to actress
Who the fuck wants to listen to some deep 40 year old voice when they fap
>Hmmpphh, aww fuck. Ohhhh, fuuuck, yeah, ooohhh fuck. Yeahh, baby, fuuuuck
>>29167318
I laughed way to hard at this.
