>"Muscular, egotistical, materialistic, sporty boyfriend (well, fuck buddy) dumped me through facebook and got himself a blonde bimbo girlfriend"
>"Why are ALL! men such douchebags?
>"Gonna become a dyke lol"
>>29165169
just women senpai
Wow that's hot, the same sex as you is literally your last resort. I'm sure the lgbt folk won't let that pesky self-respect get in your way.
>>29165966
>Implying Dykes have any.
>>29166007
Don't explain the joke too.
>>29165966
I would turn gay if I could. But I can't.
I asked /lgbt/ how I could turn gay because I hated women, and that entire thread was just them sperging out at me.
>>29166098
I'm of the opinion most of them are too stupid to know their own sexuality and just have less social life to lose by coming out than most.
>be 0/10 fembot
>want, no, DESERVE a 10/10 tall, muscular, rich, handsome, confident, big dicked boyfriend
>only my many beta orbiters want to date me
>have to settle for a 7/10 guy with an average dick, is this the best I can do?