Guys,
I've got a date this Saturday this is my first date ever I'm going to try my best to hold in my spaghetti but i'm a virgin should I FUCK a prostitute so I know what I'm doing WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO please help
>>29163504
prostitutes never hurt, as long as you keep your willy wrapped
I asked my buddy chad, he says just be yourself and you'll be fine
ps bring sauce for all the spaghetti
>tfw all these success stories but yours keeps on getting worse
If you can afford a prostitute, go see one.
Find one that will take newcomers, be honest about being a virgin or they'll get pissy with you.
Be yourself but a confident version of yourself the guy you are when you're chilling with old friends. Don't be afraid to be forwards and take the piss out of her. Keep eye contact and mind your posture. If she doesn't like you for you then it's worth it anyway.
>>29163504
What type 0f date? How did you meet? Tinder, in person, dating website. Realistically unless youre chad you wont get sex on first date, hiring a prostitute might give you confidence (but might not) but beyond that I doubt ut will have practical application for first date or two.
Don't fuck a prostitute. Let her be your first if it happens. You'll be left without regret, man. Just be patient. Christ. Don't go the escort route. You'll only feel regret.
>>29163504
Don't go for prostitutes. The entire experience is really underwhelming and not worth it. You won't learn shit.
Just go on the date, grab a beer with her possibly and talk. Then hit up a park or something, sit and talk.
If somehow you'll get around to fucking her, you'll know what to do, trust me.Also the years of watching porn will pay off.
>>29163612
We're going for a swim in a creek. I've been talking to her IRL for the past 2 months. I think shes really keen on me but i'm a nervous wreck who doesn't know how to act when the time comes
>>29163710
Oh okay, sounds like you have a decent shot then. Good luck anon. Btw id recommend again escorts, the guy who said let her be your first you wont regret it had a point. If youve been talking to her for a while youre probably comfortable around her, so dont treat it too differently from normal.
