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What is something I can do with my sister? I want to get closer
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What is something I can do with my sister? I want to get closer to her, we don't have a good relationship ;_;
I'm determined to make it better, I'm going to try to do /something/ tomorrow, what should I try to do with her?
I have no idea what people do together. Any ideas?
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>>29163284

offer to lick her pussy
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>>29163319
How about no?

Does anyone here even do things with their sister?
If so, what?
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>Get your shit together ASAP
>Lift
>Create an environment where you spend lots of time together
>Make it a known fact that you're attracted to her
>Slowly start escalating physical contact
>Kissing
>Wincest
>Profit

Make a three year plan to get your p0nis in your sister.
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>>29163382
It should actually be

>kissing
>oral, give then take
>penetration

In that order.
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>>29163284
>>29163348
she looks like a degenerate
you've failed your duty as onii-chan
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>>29163284
>>29163348
Solid 6 senpai. PTP bonus of 2.

GO
GO
GO

Have sex with your sister before it's too late
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She looks too dumb for a museum or anything.
Would she enjoy a hike?
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>>29163412
she is pretty degenerate, I've been gone for 5 years desu
it can't be helped
>>29163433
she smokes weed and hangs out with pedos
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you can try becoming an independent respectable role model

and fail
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>>29163284
>>29163348
I would suggest killing yourself

and I mean this sincerely, as I'd never post pictures of my imouto on the internet much less 4chan.

just walk off a cliff
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>>29163443
Sounds like she's a lost cause.
Everybody eats though, you could grab something to eat.
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>>29163443
There is absolutely no reason why you should not put 100% effort into supporting your sister by grooming her to have a passionate sexual relationship with you.
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>>29163450
Whatever the fuck OP's posting, that thing isn't an imouto anymore.
The ugly little trash goblin's probably shared her bare cunt on social media before, there isn't any modesty to protect you whiteknight cuck
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>>29163284
Why not ask yours parents? Maybe they know her better than you do.

If you weren't a robot I'd say you should enlist the aid of a female friend to befriend your sister and be a good influence on her, possibly getting her to like you more in the process though that might be asking a bit much.
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>>29163490
imoutos that didn't get the guidance their aniki should have given them should be left alone, not used in r9k threads
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>>29163443
I'm a pedo. I can hang out with her and make you look good to her. I'll test the waters and see if she's into incest for you.
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>>29163484
Why do you think I was gone?
>>29163490
sort of this but at least I want to try
>>29163493
>Why not ask yours parents?
They literally told me to leave if we are in the same room alone because she is psycho
also parents are pretty insane
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>>29163493
>If you weren't a robot I'd say you should enlist the aid of a female friend to befriend your sister and be a good influence on her, possibly getting her to like you more in the process

Do this except also put your penor inside her vagina
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>>29163522
She might actually try to fuck you,
be prepared to deal with that mess.
If you stalk more of her social media, maybe you'll find certain musicians, shows, whatever that you both like.
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I'm so envious OP

>You'll never have a passable trainwreck imouto to groom into having passionate sex with you
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>>29163348
About two years ago I felt similar. I took my sister ice skating and we went to dinner. It was nice but a bit awkward because we hadn't been close in years before that because we started fighting and not talking to each other.

We went back to fighting and not talking to each other soon after. We talk now when we see each other, but just stilted "Hi, how are you?" small talk.
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>>29163551
That's not how it fucking happens.
The girls who fuck multiple pedophiles and slice up their limbs have lost their fucking minds and if they put you in a compromising situation, like you being their brother you sick fuck, they will wait to reveal it at the very worst moment because their insane mixed up brains crave chaos and destruction.
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>>29163574
>I took my sister ice skating and we went to dinner. It was nice but a bit awkward because we hadn't been close in years before

That's the right direction senpai. Just do stuff like that about 50 times, and then put your p0nis inside her vagger

>We went back to fighting and not talking to each other soon after.
You fucked up onii-chan
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>>29163599
>Cutting
>Hanging out with creeps

>Literally trying to put her loving onii-chan into prison

Two different classes of psycho imo Anon. I could work with the first, not the second.
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>>29163616
yeah nah
never even go near crazy
they'll fuck your life up
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>>29163616
>loving onii-chan
Fucking your sister because you have the advantage of proximity isn't love, and a town bicycle knows the hollow rot of lust better than anyone else.
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>>29163547
>If you stalk more of her social media, maybe you'll find certain musicians, shows, whatever that you both like.
I can't really, she only uses them for text chat, and she uses snap chat.. I haven't figured out her username yet
she goes to omegle a lot also, to smoke weed and talk to random people
I found this list, though
please just kill me now what the fuck
Nickel-back
Spm
Roscoe Dash
Haystak
Waka Flocka
Eminem
Little Wayne
Nelly
Young Jeezy
Green Day

I'm not interested in her sexually what so ever. (any more)
I would turn down any of this bs >>29163551 without hesitation

I don't know, guys I don't really want to take her somewhere that seems like a date, for reasons.

What about a walk or something?
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>>29163348
she looks like a pretty princess wojak
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>>29163644
>I'm not interested in her sexually what so ever.
WHY

I just cannot comprehend. She's your sister, how can you NOT want to have passionate, intimate, loving sexual penetration with her vagina? What is the matter with you?
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>>29163522
>at least I want to try
That is admirable. Do you ever actually like, talk to her? Or does she avoid you? Can you sit down and say to her something like, "I can't change the past but for what it's worth I'm here for you now and if you need anything or you ever just want to talk, let me know."
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>>29163644
Become familiar with the emotional tone of that music, and pay especially close attention to anything sexual or romantic. Use that to relate to her and eventually push the relationship into a direction where passionate sex with her becomes an option.
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>>29163644
>I don't know, guys I don't really want to take her somewhere that seems like a date

This is EXACTLY what you should do
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>>29163284
I think it's pretty rare for siblings to be really close into adulthood. Usually you move away, stop seeing each other often, and develop a much more formal relationship. If you're this worried about "getting closer" to your sister as an adult that makes it seem like you have no other meaningful social contact and you're trying to use an idealized perception of sibling closeness to fill the void because it seems more accessible than friendships or relationships with people you don't know.
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>>29163644
If you don't want it to be date-ish, and anyone with half a brain cell can tell you tried something fishy with the girl and got in deep shit a few years ago, just hang out with her at home and cook a meal together.
I hope you didn't actually rape her.
Because then the person at fault for the little wretch being a brainless fuckpuppet is you.
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>Do you ever actually like, talk to her?
nope
>Or does she avoid you?
At first she completely avoided me and didn't acknowledged my existence, but, I guess she has asked me about a few random things
Getting more comfortable , I guess?
>Can you sit down and say to her something like, "I can't change the past but for what it's worth I'm here for you now and if you need anything or you ever just want to talk, let me know."
We had a conversation like this over the internet, she is totally different about it in real life
>>29163760
don't want to derail the thread but it wasn't rape, still horrible

Come on guys, ideas?
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I AM POST
PLEASE WORK
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>>29163775
I'm still here. Just so you people know.
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>>29163517
That's comedy right there.
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>>29163900

Please just kill yourself.

original, lel
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>>29163775
Yo OP music taste is pretty subjective but show your angsty sister this shit and she'll be all over you guarantee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoxGij9mAI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr2vOuN68zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcollQMX8uE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkfD0WBHRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIKw5BLnr2w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcollQMX8uE
>gay retard

tip top kek
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>>29164079
>implying you wouldn't let that beautiful american inside you
You forgot to say no homo!
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>>29163684
he doesnt watch dangerous amounts of wincest anime
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>>29164096
No, i'm laughing at his name sounding so similar to "gay retard".
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>>29164058
If I ever get close enough with her, I'll definitely try to expose her to new music.
Anything is better than what she listens to currently.
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>>29164133
no anon u are the gay u fucking retard
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>>29163747
10/10

Orginaloli orginaloli give me the memioli
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