Good morning lads, its 10:15am in the yurolands therefore we are open.
Order a drink, hit me with your current situation and let's see if I can make it better.
Thread comfy music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
>>29163246
Good morning to you from America. I hope you don't mind if I post some comfy music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ai8iNSK9Q
>tfw been neet for a three years and no one will hire me, and too weak for manual labor
>>29163246
Are cyborgs welcome?
I am hungover as fuck, so a beer would be nice. Let's say, a pilsner or a budweiser if you've got the stuff.
I have some really vivid dreams about death and dying and all that jazz and I feel like crap.
jack on the rocks, barkeep.
I'm fed up with spending every minute alone. Seeing everyone else doing everything fun and me being by myself all the time is painful. Just 1 person will do. I don't know what to doFUCK THIS GAY FUCKING EARTH
>>29163246
How's it going barkeep?
I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
I spent the entire morning thinking about should or shouldn't i buy some weed for tonight. Can't decide.
What do you think, barkeep?
I'll have some JB. Gotta drown that mid day existential dread. Exams make you want to just end yourself so you can be free once again.
I think the barkeep is dead
>>29163947
I know that feeling anon, have an exam in less than 24hrs
>>29163246
hello from a greekfag..
can i have your strongest bourbon because my mouth is dry and i cant speak...
>>29164520
Serve yourself, greekfag.
Barkeep is nowhere to be found.