I just got caught jacking it by my mom, I thought after all these years I perfected stealth masturbation but alas... I'm still shaking but I have to soldier through this
>>29163175Mate, she probably knew the whole time. They always know.
It's kind of on her to "talk to you about it." If she does that, my advice is to just be honest (unless you're into CP, in which case you're on your own buddy).
If she doesn't want to go there then, yea, just put it out of your mind and carry on. It's gonna be major league awkward for a little while, but you'll live.
>>29163180
I saw it in her eyes man... This time it's different...
>>29163204
the asmr vid on the background is more difficult to explain than the porn
greentext that shit nigger
>>29163240
>the asmr vid on the background is more difficult to explain than the porn
>asmr
That's not CP to my knowledge. I don't know your situation with your mom, and I know it probably sounds horrible, but if she makes the effort to try and "talk to you about it," you can probably really benefit from that. So just swallow your pride and make the best of the help by being as honest as you can.
Maybe think about giving up porn
>>29163242
>be nocturnal NEET for 4 years
>nice summer morning
>decide to empty balls before going to sleep
>"taking a risk here but what the hell, they never caught me for years, they probably won't now"
>get shorts & underwear halfway down thigh
>get good grip on fat dick
>start masturbating with headphones in listening to loud music AND asmr
>suddenly as I'm browsing my porn stash looking for something good my mom bursts in with some clothes
>i immediately go "WOOO"
>so blindsided I forgot to turn off the porn
>mom just speed walks through, puts clothes down then changes the subject to some bullshit about getting new furniture
>"hmm yeah yeah, it's ok I think"
>she goes o-ok then with a disappointed look on her face
Being caught masturbating isn't that bad, honestly. It is much worse for them to find out what you were masturbating to, or what you were masturbating with (if it wasn't just your hand).
