If you're 7 or above you are a normie and you need to leave.
>>29162348
I'm not above 7, but why should 'normies' leave
Who the fuck has done "naked groping" but not fingering. That's some Mormon shit
>>29162348
What if I groped a girl and made out with a girl while we were both very drunk once 6 years ago?
Only experience with a female I've ever had and probably will never happen again.
Nah OP, if you reach number 1 then have the relationship for 2 years without having sex and then become traumatized and never date anyone again, you are a robot.
>>29162348
i've done groping with clothes but i've never kissed a girl
what does this make me
>>29162348
Nigga this needs another dimension to consider time, I had sex, once, three years ago. Now I'm an 11 on the sad index and should probably just kill myself.
>>29162348
Clothed groping is a 4 and it's above hugs and kisses?
I skipped a few levels then. In my defense, we were both drunk at a concert and she started grinding on me and she put my hands on her tits. And ass. A thicc one at that.
Nothing happened before or since so I'd like to file a motion to regain robot status.
>>29162348
I'm at 0.
I'm still not a normie, and I'm not leaving.
>>29162367
Because the human tendency toward chauvinism is at it again.
Welcome to r9k!
>>29162348
>got handjob once from qt neighbor
>was practically rape since I didn't ask for it
>she wouldn't stop
>never saw her again
>mfw that's my only experience with a female
Am I a normie?
>>29162396
Are you me?
>4y relationship
>Number 1
>Get dumped for chad
>He fucks her in same week
>>29162433
NORMIE GET OUT FOREVER REEEEE REEEE
>>29162439
>He fucks her in same week
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
That made me cringe.
>>29162439
I freaking love this pic, the music that it comes with is freaking awesome
>>29162433
that's pretty hot
how do I have something like that happen to me?
>>29162433
Simular thing happened to me. She just wanted to tease me and laugh at me when I cum. Since that was my first and only sectual exp, I'm into femdom.
>>29162433
Nah, that's just really unfortunate.
For a couple of weeks in high school I was groped and forcibly kissed daily by a girl that threatened to harm my sister if I didn't comply. I had no way of proving it and didn't want to take the risk. Feels unpleasant.
8. I officially belong at /r9k/
>>29162439
I don't know if she fucked anyone else cause I never spoke to her again, but my relationship was really bad. All the times we were naked and alone with condoms she started crying. I guess she was afraid of sex.
>>29162348
Having sex doesn't make me a normie you pathetic faggot.
>>29162499
Anyone more than 11 needs to leave.
>>29162348
How do you never talk to the opposite gender? Being homeschooled by samesex parent or something?
Until March this year I was 8, now I am 0, I even creampied already. But I discovered I have ED and I need to time and stealthly take a viagra pill before, so i'm robotier than you all you fucking faggots with working dicks
>>29162520
She prolly didn't much like the idea of her losing it to some loser that wasn't her true love.
9 but it was from a girl and I'm gay so it hardly counts.
>>29162549
It's real fucking bullshit. Why the fuck do people care about virginity so much? Me and her could have had a lot of fun, and it probably would have saved the relationship. She just had to let societal values fuck with her head and ruin our relationship. Fucking normies..
>>29162348
>0
Still not leaving, brobot.
Call me a failed normie all you want, but having a gf isn't doing shit for my depression, sadly.
>>29162546
>jumped from 8 to 0
>creampied
>disfunctional dick had more action than my perfectly working fuck-machine
>>29162526
this, i can go see a top tier prostitute right now and it won't change shit. I'll still be the same fucking robot loser without his v card
>>29162576
I actually knew a girl IRL who was known among guys to ba a major buttslut. Also gave BJs left and right. Got my dick groped by her once. But she never let anyone put his dick in her v. Because that would mean losing her virginity.
>mfw gils actually belive in this
>>29162597
No, I jumped from 8 to 1 because I couldn't penetrate, we tried 3 times, I could feel her disappointment. Then 2 months after we tried again, with viagra and I managed to fuck, but she was tight as fuck and dry(maybe because i'm a basement dweller neckbeard that can't get anyone horny) and complained about pain, then I jerked off a little, then fucked her for 2 minutes and came in her pussy. It was shitty overall.
>>29162653
>because i'm a basement dweller neckbeard that can't get anyone horny
Stop. Please, stop. I can't handle your shit anymore.
>>29162538
fucc you. I'm a 24 yr old permavirgin who stole a kiss who got pumped up after watching Goku decimate Buu with the spirit wave.
That event added "sex maniac" to my long list of noble titles.
>>29162348
i talked to my mother a few months ago
i don't remember ever touching a girl unless you count playing tag as a child or something
my staircase ends there
>>29162712
>stole a kiss
Robots are not allowed to do this. Only Chads. Know your place, trash.
>>29162691
Dude you'll never know the feel, the pain of having ED, all your little "problems" with women could be solved in a hearthbeat if you actually fucking tried, I was a 21yr KV friendless (still friendless to this day) and i'm ugly, fat, manlet, short dick(and limp), balding, with speech issues and a really shitty personality, you need to lower your standarts. With ED you can't do shit other than taking on-demand pills which is really really bad and the very few girls that would accept me would back off if they knew about my ED, and I don't blame them, its a really good reason to leave someone.
So stop complaining you fucking weeb, life can be a lot shittier than you think.
>>29162795
One question then. How the fuck did a peice of shit like you got laid? Teach me, master.
>>29162737
>Chad
A virgin Chad? In what alternate universe does that exist?
>>29162857
Tinder, go for the whales(i'm a chubby chaser so no problem), this one was a qt at leastnow i'm trying a long-distance relationship with her because i'm a beta cuck that got attached emotionally from the beginning then later I had to move out of city
>>29162873
I actually knew a couple of virgin Chads. They were from really religious family (brothers) and belived that sex is only allowed after wedding. All Stacies wanted their dicks, but they refused. It only made them want more. Both got married eventually.
>>29162904
>ED
>Whalechaser
>Being this desperate
Ok, I agree. Your life is far more fucked up than mine. I don't understand why do you even try anymore.
>>29162526
that's exactly what a FUCKING NORMIE would say! GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>29162929
Except i never had a gf, no one was attracted to me, never got invited to social events and i have a bottlecap collection as a hobby.
>>29162348
Fuck I am at number 1. All because i let some fag suck my dick through a glory hole at an adult arcade.
>>29163018
That's what I meant. They are Chads. They can steal kisses without any social reprecussions. You are a robot. Betas are not allowed to do stuff like that and will be punished for their transgressions.
>>29162981
Well I always fapped to bbw/chubby porn, so no problem, as long as she is curvy, busty, with a pretty face its fine to me. I wouldn't be complaining if it wasn't the ED, this shit make me suicidal.
>>29163020
>Allowed a man to put your dick in his mouth.
>Not a fag urself.
>>29162348
Is it because that's where you're at, OP?
>>29162348
i did seggs when i was a teenager and it felt good. havnt got any action for years since balding though.
Just went from a 9 to an 8 tonight, AMA.
>>29162348
>If you're above [where ever I am on this list] you are a normie and need to get out.
>>29162348
do prostitutes forced on you by your parents count? It doesnt feel like it should.
>>29163062
Okay, i got your point. It's not that my classmates avoided me more than they use to (but they avoided me nonetheless). But where do i belong? You guys are can't put me in your ranks, and I can accept that, but i'm still an outcast.
>tfw you belong nowhere
>>29163151
Was it your grandma?
>>29163176
It was this QT girl I went out with, first real date ever.
>tfw I had sex at 28 with an ugly chick for the first time just so I could get it out of the way
>tfw I know where the vagoo is and how to finger girls and shit
>tfw I feel like I snuck into Normie HQ and made out with classified documents containing forbidden knowledge
Feels weird man
My best friend let me kiss her once so I could say I'm not a kissless permavirgin anymore
I still feel like a robot though, she didn't have any sexual interest in me
>>29162993
And you need to come to grips with the fact that being pathetic is not a positive thing, even for a robot.
>>29163085
dude I am not gay. Okay maybe a little bit. maybe probably somewhat but not sure.
>>29163173
Get a load of this fucker, thinking he has some place or comunity he can call his own one day. You are so full of usless hope I'm gonna puke.
>>29163183
It's your time to go, normie. It's time to get out.
>>29163062
Yeah if you guys ever suspected that attractive guys can get away with murder you're 100% correct.
Because I was once Chad, or close to it. I was tired of being a loser, so I decided overnight to fix my shit. Bed at 10 every night, exercised daily without fail, went on a strict diet.
Within six months, I was totally changed, great skin, nice body, big smile, good mood all the time, energy, positive attitude.
It is RIDICULOUS the shit girls will do to get your attention if you're attractive. Girls will basically rub their titties all over you. Flirt outrageously by coming up to you and saying "you're cute" and "do you have a boyfriend" and shit like that. They will also do things like grabbing your arm and walking arm and arm with you letting you get a nice feel of side boob. They will also give you fuck me stares when they catch you oggling their ass or breasts etc.
I didn't know how to handle this being a massive autist and now that I got a white collar office money job I work crazy hours and don't exercise anymore so I turned back into a piece of unattractive shit.
But this Chad experience I had totally blew my mind. Women are ridiculous around men they think are attractive.
>>29162411
a fuckin pussy
>>29163231
I'm going to leave when I hit level 6, until then I'm still a 22 kv sperg.
>>29163213
>What is being bi ?
Sure, you might be attracted to women still as well, but once you willingly allow other men to suck or fuck you, you are at least a semi-faggot, not a hetero.
>>29163255
How did girls react when they realized how beta you were inside?
Post more frogs man i love this meme
>>29163219
I guess i'll just try to finish a degree then get a PI license.
>>29163255
>"do you have a boyfriend"
What? How does one even interpret this? How is this flirting?
i'm a level 8
>>29162795
1. start going to the gym. lift.
2. stop fucking watching porn and fapping.
3. go out to bars and practice socialising with people.
there, literally the answer to all of your problems you beta fuck.
>>29163306
Sorry, girlfriend. Perhaps that's a freudian slip on my part and I'm actually a homo
>>29163161
>prostitutes forced by yout parents
What? In what sort of 5-star dickcare home you live in?
>>29163219
Guess I'll just try to finish a degree then get a PI license.
>>29163336
>dickcare
Thanks, Obama.
But really, some parents are really botherd by having a failure for a son. And they fell for normie meme that losing virginity somehow makes a person succesful.
>>29162348
I kissed a girl on the lips in middle school and haven't touched a female since. What does that make me r9k?
>>29163336
lol no. my parents are really bad heroin addicts and crack heads. my mom is a prostitute and my dad is a "hustler". we lived in motels from when i was like 11-18 so i knew plenty of whores, and one day i just got offered one that apparently couldnt pay a debt. it was one of those "do it or you're a pussy" moments your parents will put you through. it was awful probably and ruined sex for me forever :^)
>>29163405
Wait what the fuck are you serious
>>29163207
"Pathetic" is exactly the word a normie would use. Get the fuck outta here. Do you want me to REE louder? I'll REE so loud that the fucking ISS hears it nigger.
>>29163414
superserious. it was depressing as hell, the whole experience was awful. she was black so i couldnt even get off looking at her. she smelled like fish because she was on her period...i think. in the end after like 15 minutes of trying to get me to cum she started blowing me furiously because she was getting frustrated with me. in the end i closed my eyes and thought of my animes to finish and ran out in like 15 seconds flat
>>29162348
> tfw you've gotten to 0
> tfw it was only because you were in and out of a relationship with a histrionic sociopath that treated you like complete shit
> tfw pretty much everyone I know has treated me like shit
> tfw not even my robot bros will accept me
>>29163447
What's that? Why are you whispering anon? Got something to say then spit it out...
>>29162348
I've passed your little test, OP.
May I please stay on /r9k/?
>>29162348
I think even getting a hug is pushing it.
>>29162348
what if I'm at 4 but never had 5, 6, 7, or 8?
>>29163519
inb4 someone berates you.
>>29163585
Falling on somebody in a bus by accident doesn't count.
>>29163531
HAHAHA! I bet you head that all the way in faggotville, didn't you!
>>29163585
It's even more normie.
>>29162348
I'm 0 XD
>>29163614
I don't even take the bus m8
