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Hungover, cold and alone. #JustThursdayFeels edition
Are you ready for the new iOS update /brit/?
honestly feel like checking into Dignitas this hayfever is doing my nut in
need to go and get a prescription for some weapons-grade medicide for it by my bent fucking uni doctors only take appointments between 10:30-2:30 and I probably won't be able to get seen for a while
>>29163217
>iOS
What's it like being 15?
>>29163253
>using android
How comfortable is your fedora?
>>29163371
It's lined with velvetine and has a playing card in the im.
So close lads, the game of the century is within reach
>tfw have managed to make sense of Thales' theories
productive morning at work lads.
>>29163595
When is it out?
>>29163647
This Saturday, the guy has submitted it to the distribution site so it's finished.
>>29163665
Oh, neat. I guess there's a reason to have VR now then.
Anyone else having migraines recently? Had 4 in the past 3 days, not had them for like 2 years before this
>>29163595
>>29163647
>>29163665
>>29163712
The fuck is this?
Another Overwatch autism fest?
>>29163719
>this fuckin' normie here
Shouldn't you be updating your facebook?
>>29163719
furry porn
>site goes down, stopping empowered black women from posting
Is 4chan down or something? I don't know what to do with my life now
Poleaboo woke up at 10am today despite going to sleep at 3am
It's not comfortable trying to have a lie in when you can't masturbate due to fasting
This does show me however how strong my willpower can be with God by my side
Finished hacking the 3DS
Just downloaded a bunch of JRPGs and Mario games, there don't seem to be many 3DS games
Guess I could download Snake Eater
Lads, I think you should probably post your waifus to be honest.
>>29162256
op save the latest and use that in future you mong
Working on a graphic to how that Poleaboo was innocent
>>29163884
No, if it bothers you so much make sure there's a thread up around 8am when I wake up hungover
>>29163731
I've had to stare at this fucking smug anime bitch for three hours. Hiding doesn't help either because I know she's there with that fucking look. Fuck you and fuck Hiro.
>>29163895
purposely sabotaging the thread.
you sir are no brit.
>>29163895
Oh look at me, I can't do anything, I`m so hungover. Tee hee
Just got up boyos
Anyone had anything good for breakfast?
This heat sucks, found it annoying to sleep last night don't think I fell asleep until 6am.
Don't think i'll do anything today, might nip round the co-op in a bit to grab some comfy snacks and that'll be it.
Any poor souls off to the job center or other shit places today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_kIVdbYQBo
>>29163924
I I don't drink the night before I wake up at 6 and there's usually a thread.
8 is the hotzone
>>29163935
there isn't usually a thread through the night due to lack of posters.
>>29163932
Just had a cheese & pickle sandwich and a bag of ready salted crisps for dinner.
Might have a cheeky cornetto later if it gets hot.
Remember to vote remain, lads.
>>29163951
Get out, Merkel
had a cheeky wank over my sisters thongs
now having a curly wurly
good day so far
>>29163951
John Major hasn't been wrong yet
>>29163951
>Oh, the mandatory refugee housing programme means I only get ONE immigrant to live in my house? Awww
>>29163878
In for waifus.
Off to the gym soon, going to pick up my favourite sandwich and a Dr. Pepper after and probably watch anime and/or play vidya the rest of the day. Feels like my life is becoming a meme but I'm enjoying it for now
Plans for the day lads?
>>29163960
>Britain has a veto on any issue about migrants
>so does Ireland
If you're going to bitch, at least bitch accurately
>>29163932
Had an apple and a cup of tea for brek, currently eating a tuna sandwich.
Gonna go to primark in an hour, hopefully i don't start vibrating when i'm at the till.
>>29163957
>he shagged Edwina Currie
>>29163932
I had a yogurt, it wasn't very good though
>>29163984
>vibrating
What?
>>29163972
Gunna grab a ham salad from subway with bbq and southwest sauce on, pop to co-op for some salt and vinegar peanuts and whatever else takes my fancy then play Heroes of the Storm all afternoon
I kissed a girl for the first time last night guys and I feel disgusted in myself. It didn't mean anything and I feel like I'be allowed normie culture to tempt me away from the true path. I want to go back I WANT TO GO BACK
>>29163984
>>29164009
It's vibrating lad. He trembles when he gets nervous and he calls it vibrating. It's quite endearing actually
Do any of you lads know anything about tenancy laws? I've had ongoing problems with the property I'm renting through a lettings agent, and when I complained that the problem has been going on for ages with no solution they said that there isn't anything they can do without authorisation from the landlord. But then I was speaking to a plumber who came round about it, and he reckons that the lettings agents have a responsibility to sort out the problem themselves (and charge it to the landlord i guess) without the landlord if its been going on for too long.
Is that true? and if it is could you link me to something that lays the law out, I couldn't find it myself and I'm looking for proof to see whether I have a case to take them to small claims court over claiming some rent back or something
>>29164009
when i'm nervous my whole body starts shivering/vibrating. normally happens when i'm at the front of a queue or talking to a pretty girl
>>29164059
>>29164066
Poor lad. When I get nervous I just go bright red and start mumbling and mixing up my words.
>>29164060
I don't know anything about tenancy laws but you should read your tenancy agreement if you have it. There should be a provision relating to fixing stuff around the house. Not sure if the letting agency can be held acountable though
what's the point of this place?
>>29164072
Yea same here. It doesn't take much to set it off for me, so lately I've been worrying about how bad it would look in an interview when it would inevitably happen
>>29164101
Yeah I've read it, its all just a bit vague/convenient for them. Its a standard agreement and says shit like "landlord must fix problems" but doesnt say in what length of time, whether i should be compensated, or whether the lettings agent should step in if its not fixed. Its annoying how vague all this shit is, like when it says about getting deductions from your security deposit because of damage to the house, it says that you wont be charged for "reasonable wear and tear" but nowhere says what that actually counts as. Its so annoying and just makes everything an argument instead of being cut and dry. Wish i could just have my own place desu
Thanks though lad.
Reminder that Poleaboo is innocent
I'm really concerned about the EU referendum. I'm not sure how to vote, for a start I don't even know what economic impact it could have...
>>29164187
Let me try to help you. You see, the EU and the UK are intrinsically tied, beyond simply being just an economic union. In fact around 3.5 million British jobs are directly linked to British membership of the European Union's single market, that's about 10% of jobs!
Then you have to consider that around 50% of our exports are bought by the EU and that 75% of our exporters operate in the EU. The EU is also able to negotiate great trade deals with countries outside the EU, with clout that the UK simply doesn't have.
Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous. This alone should be enough to convince you to vote remain.
>>29164194
Hmm, thanks. It's certainly food for thought. I wouldn't even know how many of my friends or family could be affected. But what about the other issues such as the environment or immigration?
>>29164060
My brother was in a similar situation, he done the repairs himself and claimed the cost back from his rent. I think you can only do this with minor things though
>>29164207
You needn't worry about the environment; the EU has a set of commonly agreed standards that help to maintain the quality of air, rivers and beaches. It also helps to keep CO2 emissions down and more efficient vehicles (this helps your fuel economy too!).
As for migration, this is one of the greatest benefits of the EU. You are free to live and work anywhere within the EU, in fact 1.4 million British people already do. Not to mention that your UK driving license is also valid - just remember to drive on the right side of the road! Haha.
>>29164181
Reminder that normies will be on jury duty and see you as nothing than a creepy cunt and proof won't matter.
>>29164222
Wow, the EU sure does a lot for the UK. There's no way we could achieve this on our own, I think I've made up my mind on the referendum now - thanks!
>>29164213
Yeah the problem has been sorted finally now, but it was going on for almost the whole of the tenancy (tied into a year contract), and apparently deducting it from your rent is a bit of a legal grey area and i didnt want to give them any ammo against me if i do take them to court.
>>29164232
Don't mention it. Remember we are stronger with Europe than to shut ourself off from it.
SCOTLAND OUT
BREXIT NOW
>>29164187
>>29164194
>>29164207
>posts are all exactly one minute apart
FUCK OFF GOVERNMENT SHILL SAMEFAG FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW REEEEEEE FUCKING SHILL NORMIE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29164194
I'd already decided months ago that I'd vote remain. Wasn't too worried about it, because leave didn't look like it really stood a chance, but now it's not so certain, and I'm scared we will leave the EU and that would really suck.
>>29164310
Don't worry, the EU has special measures in place to ensure its stability. When Ireland voted against the Lisbon treaty, they were made to vote again and again until they agreed to it. When Austria elected a eurosceptic leader, postal votes were delivered to tip the scales.
It will be no different with Brexit.
>>29164310
Brexit is banking on your average ignorant Sun reading bigot to swing the vote because almost all of our media is tory controlled because of Rupert Murdoch.
MUH IMMIGRANTS is a lot easier to print than having actually any good arguments which I've not seen.
>>29164340
>immigration isn't a major issue
>>29164194
It wouldn't mean an end to trade at all.
You honestly think Germany will throw a fucking hissy and refuse to buy our shit?
We can leave on friendly terms and renegotiate the majority of positive aspects that we currently enjoy within the EU.
Would working in a nursing home be a good job for a robot?
>>29164364
Do you like cleaning up bodily fluids from other people?
>>29164340
Yeah, democracy is overrated anyway, why would anyone want that?
Who cares about actually having control over their own laws when a small, unaccountable group of bureaucrats in Brussels can do it for you?
>>29164363
Yes, because the EU will need to make a very strong example to stop everyone else leaving. You can vote leave if you want, but it's on your head when we have our next recession.
>>29164391
The EU won't be able to survive without the UK.
>>29164364
Depends what level of care it is, I liked working at one where the oldies were mostly independent so we just checked on them, brought their food and helped them about etc.
but like >>29164374 said it can be pretty grim if youre working in one thats a higher level of care
>>29164391
London is literally the world capital of kleptocrats and money laundering.
You are laughably naive if you think something as diddy as the EU could stop all the countless Russians, Arabs and third world dictators from pouring money into the city, and the country by extension.
>>29164400
Hell not even the UK, London.
>>29164181
Yeah because an Asian guy being innocent of being a total perv is believable. Didn't you just get the shit kicked out of you for touching up your underage cousin you failed trap currywog?
>>29163956
>had a cheeky wank over my sisters thongs
Do people actually do things like this?
I only ask because I've done similar things and it would help me to know that everyone else isn't only joking and I'm just a massive weirdo.
>>29164591
Used to do it with my mums thongs when I was like 13.
One time I'd finished up and made my bed and the thong flew into the air and disappeared.
Mum found it when she was hoovering my room it had flown behind the radiator
"is this yours?" and she burst out laughing.
>>29164591
nah mate i wear the, sometimes too
having a caramac now
>>29164591
I pinch my sister's friends underwear when they come for sleep overs. Extra naughty because they're 14.
>>29164631
>caramac
Shit its been years since i had one of them. Might have to pop to the shops just for that
>>29164591
I did something similar, but it was when I was 14.
I would never do something like that now.
>>29164624
Have you ever wanked to that memory? I would.
>>29164591
Of course. I got carried away though and one time when she got drunk with her mates I snuck into her room and groped her in her sleep.
>>29164669
Nah, I don't get off on embarrassment.
I just got my ex-gf to send me her old panties that don't fit any more and then I jerk off into them.
100% humidity can't take it lads
Glad I don't have any of these weird fucking fetishes tbqh
>>29164737
you would drown in 100%
it's about 50%
>>29164662
do it lad, its well worth it.
caramacs are a special sweet
>>29164738
Look at this boring lad. I bet you don't want to fuck Judy Hopps either you fucking freak.
>>29164752
100% in the west midlands lad check it
>>29163878
Work tonight boys, only three hours.
>>29163972
Went to the gym yesterday, what are you working on today lad? Doing legs tomorrow.
>>29164774
51% humidity
22c
7mph wind
9% precipitation
>>29164820
not what they said on the radio just
Just stormed outta college lads
Who else #badman here?
>>29164624
>>29164631
>>29164639
>>29164669
>>29164676
Thanks lads, it means a lot to me that I'm not alone in doing weird shit.
>>29164844
hope you kicked over a chair then lit up a cigarette immediately after.
>>29164844
did you drive off into the sunset on your harley?
>>29164844
I bet the head couldn't find the words and just looked on in despair and frustration.
>Gordon is gay
>couldn't even get laid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-i2iWVsF8
LOL
just had a hotdog stuffed crust pizza
>>29165102
How big and how much was it
>>29165102
Sounds rate rank mate.
>>29165122
dinner plate size and got it from iceland for 3 quid
finished uni forever friends
what do i do now
>>29165139
I didn't even know people shopped at iceland.
>>29165139
Iceland? Oh god
Correction, what you had there was a pizza with a pigs penis in the crust
If it was a takeaway one maybe it consider it if it wasn't much more expensive
>>29164978
>>29164927
Haha no I wish
Got mad, walked out of a class of which im the oldest made myself look like a twatty manchild and jogged home and wrote about it on 4chan
>>29165161
What made you so mad like?
>>29165161
>jogged home
The last time I tried jogging someone stopped me and asked who I was looking for. I never went again.
>>29165173
Teacher waa speaking to me like a twat, I am having to re do my English exam for the third time so I'm 19 and he was talking to me like I was 12
>>29165173
Lecturer wouldn't let me play on my DS
I've already gone over everything he was covering in my own time so there's no point in be being there?
So fucking dumb
>>29165159
Nah its tasty, can't complain
>>29165155
never used to but its cheap in there and i'm on bennies
>>29165173
Some cunt sitting behind me wouldn't stop talking and the teacher did nothing about it and then told me off for dealing with it myself.
Lads I have a 14 year old girl in love with me, last night was incredible.
I finished up my shift at the shop yesterday and she was waiting outside for me. She looked so cute. She asked me if we could go for a drive in my car.
We parked up in a layby in the countryside, just to talk. I had a packet of sour starburst and two cans of sprite in my glove box so we had a little picnic.
Afterwards she was coming on to me strong and we kissed. I know I said I wouldn't, but I couldn't resist it and I put my hand up her skirt. She didn't mind me touching her on the outside of her panties, and even when I got inside, but when I pushed my finger inside her she freaked out and started crying. I tried to calm her down but she got out of my car and ran away into a field.
We were about 3 miles out of town so I hope she got home ok.
>>29165308
sounds like a frigid bitch you dodged a bullet
>>29165308
>things that aren't real; the post
>>29165308
yeah and i was anally probed by aliens last night
>>29165331
Nah she's great, I am sure I will see her again.
>>29165338
>>29165350
Don't be jelly.
>>29165308
>>29165331
>tfw your girlfriend in secondary school was the only one between your friends that wouldn't let you finger her
>their relentless bullying was the started of your path to becoming a robot
I haven't felt these feels in a long time.
>tfw aunt is visiting
>tfw going to just hide in my room
ive not visited extended family for like 15 years and i dont plan on seeing them just because they come here
>>29165308
You're gunna get BTFO even worse than that pedo footie player lad.
>tfw the Euros actually start tomorrow
Gonna be so comfy shitposting on /sp/ all day for a month straight
>EU debate tonight
>want to watch it
>don't want to watch it
fuck I'm torn. What do I do lads?
>>29165585
only watch the parts you agree with
>>29165537
I don't think the site will be able to handle the memes/shitposting if Ronaldo somehow gets to the final.
>>29165537
I'm a little upset they're not doing a euros mode on fifa, like they did a world cup mode on fifa 14
Would be maximum comfy
>No clean tshirts
>Going to have to go in a pool shirt
Just call me Pajeet
>>29165657
Pretty sure they make Euro games, need to get all those bux.
>>29165657
I heard they are doing it as dlc
Gullfrezi? Seagull survives accidental dip in vat of curry
>>29165769
>accidental
don't think so
>>29165737
Heard from where tho
>>29165769
Was just reading that
Pretty fucking funny desu
Also weird how people give a massive shit about a bird when something happens to it but when they pass one in the street they'll kick and throw rocks
>>29165769
He looks like a lion
Roar~
>>29165152
try to prepare yourself for the inevitability of death
>>29165308
>tfw the Poleaboo fantasy has run it's course and Amir develops a new fetish
kissing is good for depression
>>29165871
It's already a better story than Poleaboo.
>>29165657
nice to see some fifa discussion on /britfeel/
it's actually a perfect comfy game for robots, but it is stigmatised because "football is for normies"
>>29165893
I guarantee that if I were to kiss a stranger who for the same reason as I were kissing it would do nothing to alleviate our depression.
I am certain that simply being wanted by somebody is what is actually doing the trick.
>>29165906
Fuck off normie. I fucking hate your type.
>>29165922
kissing releases all sorts of chemicals to the brain
>>29165906
football is normie though
fifa is normie too because it's impossible to enjoy for more than half an hour on your own
it's just as bad as cod
>>29165906
Dunno about comfy lad
I got beat by "Le Pepe2001" last night after I hit th crossbar 4 times and he scored the two jammiest goals I've ever seen. His aguero literally fell over in my box and the ball bounced off his corpse and into my net at like 1mph
I was so mad
>>29165957
So I can kiss my hand for the same effect, like masturbation? That's what you're implying.
I'm saying it's being with somebody is the trigger, not the kissing. The only other mechanism is a saliva exchange which would slightly raise oestrogen levels in you, but that would require a full on tongue-to-tongue maneuver, much more than just a kiss.
Enjoying a Pepsi MAX here in the car, going to have Tendies once home
>>29166001
No it has to be another person otherwise the chemicals aren't released.
>>29166031
That's horseshit and you know it.
>>29162256
Fucking nigger stole my bike on Monday morning. Just waltzed right through the gate of my student halls because it was wide fucking open and sat his black arse down on my beautiful bike at 4 o clock in the morning. I saw him on CCTV in the office the next morning riding it back towards Moss Side which is probably the niggeriest nigger infested area in the UK outside of London.
I had a fucking exam that day on the other side of town so I had to walk in the heat. I remember thinking if I'd caught that nigger I'd give him a nice wide chelsea smile but then I remembered how I am an awkward beta with autism who normies disrespect and walk all over.
It was worth 150. If I was a poorfag and had to work while studying it could have cost me everything I could have had to drop out thanks to some fucking black monkey deciding to GIBSMEDAT. Fucking scum.
>>29166072
what have the police said? was there a good shot of his face?
>>29166054
When I have a wank I have an orgasm, but afterwards I feel empty and unfulfilled.
When I cum inside my girlfriend I also have an orgasm, but afterwards I feel warm, wonderful and that everything is good in this world.
You're telling me that there aren't different chemicals released?
>>29166099
Have you ever heard of the word placebo?
What happens to your body in both situations is exactly the same but you just think there's some big difference. Try watching good porn next time you wank.
>>29166120
>Have you ever heard of the word placebo?
Have you ever heard of the word virgin?
>>29166097
Got in touch with the police, they were helpful and recorded the details of the bike and the description I got from the CCTV image but all we could see was the back of him, just his shoes, hoodie, shorts and backpack, as well as my bike which he'd pinched like a chimp pinching a banana from its white zoo keepers.
>>29166072
He will probably either sell it for a bag of weed or ride it till it gets a puncture and ditch it somewhere
>>29166127
The only virgin here is the one pretending to have had sex.
If kissing really went any way to treating depression then it would be as a treatment, but it isn't because it doesn't.
>>29164783
Just got back laddo, sorry for the delay.
Did a full upper body hypertrophy day, admitted to myself recently that I care about looks more than strength or health so I'm focusing on that.
>>29166130
I don't want to be harsh but you were well aware of blacks being in the area, and I imagine a few in your student halls. What you were thinking by leaving the bike unlocked boggles me. It was only a matter of time before it was stolen.
>>29166152
>then it would be as a treatment
I don't understand mate. You think a doctor is going to prescribe you some kisses? Who is going to kiss you, the pharmacist?
I think you should consider that there are other reasons that kissing isn't on the NHS.
>>29166204
The NHS would be getting escorts on the books if companionship alleviated depression.
That's all there is to it.
My 1kg sack of chocolate brazils arrived from amazon
Not bad for 8 quid
>>29166174
I had a D-lock but it was starting to go faulty. I thought it would be okay to leave it in a private gated area but apparently the security is so shit that they leave gates wide open at night
>>29166271
I reckong you'll polish that bag off by 10pm.
>>29166245
Escorts aren't even legal if you want to pay for it, you dumb cunt. You think they'd spend government money on it?
If they're not even getting cannabis on the books they certainly aren't getting escorts.
Enjoy your sad delusion, wanker.
>>29165308
Party V& gonna come knocking soon mate.
>>29166391
Escorts are legal, you dumb cunt. Soliciting is illegal.
Cannabis has no medical benefit that isn't achieved better and cheaper by other drugs.
There is no cure for depression. If kissing works like you believed then it would be a treatment.
>>29166331
Yeah quick update the chocolate on them is not very good at all
Still though, 8 quid.
>>29163984
good new lads, i went to primark and got about 10 2.50 super comfy tshirts (sized up because they'll shrink in the wash). Even spoke to the QT behind the counter about work etc, couldnt keep eye contact but it was some progress at least. Think i might go back into town tommorow too
>lost my keys
Fucking
God damn it
>>29166519
>Not putting them in the same place over and over again like an OCD sperg lord
Fucking normie.
>police helicopter buzzing about over my house
why
>>29166560
R.I.P. Poleaboo
>>29166417
Why don't you kiss a girl and see mate?
Oh wait.....HAHAHAAHAHA
>>29166588
I don't have depression that I need to cure.
Do you even have a girl that would kiss you? I didn't think so.
>>29166542
I lost them while I was out, that's the issue. They must have fallen out of my pocket at some point, which I usually am OCD as fuck about, which is exactly why it bothers me.
>>29166669
I live with my girlfriend so, uh, yes.
>>29166697
Can you back that up with evidence?
Prove that you actually live with a girl who you are having sex with?
>>29166566
Poleaboo doesn't live too far from a man road
He hears multiple sirens every day
>>29166730
Honestly it's not that important to me to prove it to you, but if you've got an idea how I could prove it without any effort from her (I'm not going to rope her into this, obviously) then I'm happy to.
>>29166773
>I'm not
I didn't think so. Next time you want to make some wild claims, come prepared with evidence.
>>29166697
And her son right?
>>29166795
>living with gf
>wild claims
You're seriously deluded if you think that there aren't people on here who live somewhat normal lives outside of the Internet
>Thinking about what I've accomplished over the last 5 years
>The only thing I can think of is that time I got a long set of repeating digits at the end of one my posts
It's a worthless life.
>>29166824
>kissing cures depression
>I live with my girlfriend
Neither claim you've been able to prove, so it's quite clear that you're full of shit and just come here to start trouble.
Sorry pal, not today.
>>29166820
Nope she has no kids, thank fuck. And we don't have any kids together either.
>>29166827
My dream is to get 10 digit repeating get.
>>29165308
YEWTREE
fucking nonce, neck yourself
>>29166895
I still think about 7 digits after a year. 10 would set you up for life.
do you think are brexit might get me a gf?
Does the guy who has sex with his dad still post here?
My dad said something strange to me last night and I have a couple of questions.
>>29167034
don't have sex with your dad anon
I got a phone call from jammer..
>>29167020
Yes. You might be thinking "But no immigration means fewer girls for me?" which is true, however it ialso means fewer men, and about 80% of immigrants from the EU are men. It also means women can't travel abroad for cheap sex tourism.
You will have a much better chance to get a girlfriend if the UK leaves the EU.
>>29167034
have sex with your dad anon
>>29166486
I remember when my dad used to work at Cadbury's and bring us back boxes of those from the attached shop.
inb4 questions about my dad packing fudge.
why are these so good lads
objectively they should be shit but i keep coming back to them
>>29167133
buy the cubes and make loads of it
>>29167107
does your dad take it up the arse
>>29167161
This.
Those pots are fucking tiny.
>>29167133
I like the orange jelly with mandarins in it.
>>29167161
>>29167195
When you make it yourself it's never as good.
Same as the little pots of Ambrosia Custard
>>29167274
I make jelly all the time fucknut and it's great.
Get gud.
>>29167305
This is the first time I've ever been aggressively confronted about jelly.
I bet it's nowhere near as good as the pots, you fucking pathetic wankstick. Commit suicide.
>>29167305
Wow please kill yourself. Posters like you are not welcome here.
>>29167305
but is it possible to reproduce that liquid on the top as well?
>>29167450
>>29167460
I'm shit at making jelly defence force pls go and stay go you turbo faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR81aziXRfw
the jelly lobby is getting riled up
fuck off JIDF
Was there anything better as a kid lads
>Day 5 of only eating two bowls of soup a day
>Down 9lbs
>>29167597
Good job lad but those kinds of extremes might end up having the opposite effect, you'll eventually lose it and start binging.
It's probably best to have some moderation between starving yourself and stuffing your face.
>>29167523
yeah no pudding at all was better than that muck
>>29167597
>TWO bowls of soup a day
you fat cunt
side of buttered loaf with that too I presume
>>29167523
Mummy's caress
Got asked "where do you see yourself in 10 years time?".
But I honestly can't imagine I'll still be alive in another 5 years.
>>29167671
Was this in an interview? It would be funny if you just replied 'dead'.
>>29167624
I'm going to stick to it until the bulk of the weight is gone, then start eating healthier.
>>29167650
Nope. Lots of black coffee though.
>Stop in Co-Op on way back from work
>15 pikey children aged 4 to 20 physically fighting with the staff
Is there any group more subhuman? They make even chavs look good.
>>29167523
Butterscotch or go home tbqh
>>29167947
Guarantee that they weren't wearing shirts either. Fucking pikey cunts.
>>29167671
Celebrating the 10th anniversary of you asking e this question.
the chase is a total fucking joke
>>29167671
Don't do it anon-chan. People love you.
>>29167989
An escalator never break down
It can only become stairs
walked past some Jamaicans, they were talking about going to see their dealer.
they never fail to live up to the stereotype.
yet I get called racist for pointing that shit out.
>>29168241
raycist
OP image guy did a new thing
>>29168335
too cluttered
>>29168335
>Monica in a dress
nice
Buying an inflatable sofa on eBay, what other shit should I buy?
>>29168335
OP Image guy is my hero
>>29168335
already posted, why does nobody pay attention.
>>29163884
>>29168391
you obviously weren't here last year. we aint even got started yet nigger
>>29168483
a means to pump it up otherwise you gonna be outta breath
>>29168483
soemthing to pump it up
>>29168603
Good call there, lad. Thanks.
Added a double fitted sheet, if anyone's keeping tally.
>>29168409
>Monica
who
>>29168646
Keep up with the memes.
Just ate a tub of 30 mini meringues, should I go with the rocky road or gingerbread men next?
>>29168725
>no Birmingham weed guy
>no dad anon
>no machine operator anon
Do you even browse britfeel?
>>29168812
It's a hall of fame not a list of stupid gimmicks. Sorry none of yours made it in.
>>29168830
>BMW guy on there
>hall of fame and not for stupid gimmicks
good one
>>29168866
>wasn't here last year
>>29168866
Got to agree with that. I want to fight you anon is another one I'd cut.
>>29168885
I've obviously been here longer than you mate if you don't even remember Birmingham weed guy or Machine Operator Anon.
>had a pretty good day, in a decent mood
>come on britfeel out of habit
>start to feel depressed
Nope.jpg, this place is seriously toxic these days, to the lads who were posting when someone knew the feeling of living and working in devon, take care
I'm off to fuck Derby girl
>>29166170
>I care about looks more than strength or health
You vain man
>>29168912
Who cares about strength or health? Odds are you're gonna get to 70 even if you're an unhealthy fucker and that's as far as anyone wants to go anyway
>>29168907
They were both well after BMW guy. BritNormie also predates both of them.
>>29168910
You normies were never welcome. We hope you end up in a mangler.
Tinder is banning anyone under the age of 18
>>29168991
as if that will stop them
>>29168991
>I was banned for being under 18
Enjoy the ban from Tinder, and 4chan.
GAS THE PAKIS
BREXIT NOW
>>29168912
Look at this guy's body for example. Would you rather look like this or be one of those slightly chubby but strong powerlifters. This is going to sound very homosexual but the male body has the potential to be absolutely beautiful, more beautiful than any woman's, so I think that's something to strive for
>>29164501
>Asian
subtle bait
GAS THE PAKlS
BREXIT NOW
>>29169177
That's just low bodyfat, the one on the right would look the same if he lost fat.
Oh dear
Have we lost the ability to post again
