So anons, how bout a story about the time I literally ate a dick?
>be me
>be 12
>mom takes us on bangin ass cruise
>got pizza, life was good
>basically did nothing but eat sweets & pizza the whole time i was there
>except for today
>get to the island, find out it's Trinidad and Tobago
>cool i guess
>eat t&t foods
>not sweet, 0/10
>We get on this boat or wherever
Cont?
>>29162255
This is an original comment designed specifically to urge you to continue your story, OP.
>>29162295
aight, will continue.
>bunch of niggers start talking to us
>"You gonna have a good day today mon, we gettin da conch for one lucky mon to enjoy!" >aight cool
>guy fucking swan dives off the boat
>plunges into 30ft of water
>we drive off
>mfw
>we get to shore, massive seaweed monster walks up from the water
>oh wait it's just the guy
>guy holding a conch shell
>raises it up and shouts "who wants it ledies an gentlemon?!"
>ofc everyone raises their hands and cheers for it
>fuck put your hands down i want this thing
>the guy smashes a tiny hole into it and pulls out some longass green wiggly tube from it >"who wants it now mon?"
>crowd goes silent except for me
>hands me flappy greens
>tells me if i want the conch shell i have to eat it
>challenge accepted motherfucker
>slurp that thing down like no one's business >tasted like buttered spaghetti
>crowd is cheering for me
>i'm like, I kid you not: "woo spoogetti!"
>am now considered autistic by entire cruise ship guests
>the nig tells everyone that what i ate was "the conch animal's "phallic organs"
>guy told me to eat a dick
>i ate that dick like it was spaghetti
>get the conch, some chad laughs at me
>fuck you guy you raised your hand up before me
>shocked the rest of the way back
>was bothered that i enjoyed eating dick
>still questioning my sexuality to this day
>>29162393
>eating conch makes you question your sexuality
you've got bigger issues to tackle nigga
>>29162498
it was a sarcasm
